A lanky human in a black-and-green lab coat bursts into the bar, movements wide and confident. He holds his arms up from his sides dramatically, splaying his white-gloved, blood-stained fingers out. His glasses are cracked, and the holy symbol around his neck is cracked in half. It seems he was just involved in some kind of violence.
"Brrrrrilliant news!" He shouts, trilling his Rs aggressively as he uses an accent no one has heard before. "I have a new prrrrototype for my Disguise Cloak Generator! Muahahaha!" His right leg shakes and he falls to his knee, wincing and holding the limb. "Of course..." He drops the accent. "There are some flaws... but, BUT! This is why we test things, people!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A lanky human in a black-and-green lab coat bursts into the bar, movements wide and confident. He holds his arms up from his sides dramatically, splaying his white-gloved, blood-stained fingers out. His glasses are cracked, and the holy symbol around his neck is cracked in half. It seems he was just involved in some kind of violence.
"Brrrrrilliant news!" He shouts, trilling his Rs aggressively as he uses an accent no one has heard before. "I have a new prrrrototype for my Disguise Cloak Generator! Muahahaha!" His right leg shakes and he falls to his knee, wincing and holding the limb. "Of course..." He drops the accent. "There are some flaws... but, BUT! This is why we test things, people!"
"What are you a scientist?" Says a one eared stoat wearing a cowboy hat, fuzzy vest and a dagger and belt.
A lanky human in a black-and-green lab coat bursts into the bar, movements wide and confident. He holds his arms up from his sides dramatically, splaying his white-gloved, blood-stained fingers out. His glasses are cracked, and the holy symbol around his neck is cracked in half. It seems he was just involved in some kind of violence.
"Brrrrrilliant news!" He shouts, trilling his Rs aggressively as he uses an accent no one has heard before. "I have a new prrrrototype for my Disguise Cloak Generator! Muahahaha!" His right leg shakes and he falls to his knee, wincing and holding the limb. "Of course..." He drops the accent. "There are some flaws... but, BUT! This is why we test things, people!"
"What are you a scientist?" Says a one eared stoat wearing a cowboy hat, fuzzy vest and a dagger and belt.
*Didn't get to say his name yet*
"Mad scientist, chosen by God to bring peace and profit to our great nation in this age of Chaos. I understand how the distinction might be difficult to make. Doctor Edgar Slopnik, the honor is all mine." He laughs, trailing off into a pained groan. He reaches into his coat and pulls out some sort of... weapon? It resembles a grocery scanner more than anything. He begins to run it along his leg as it hums with green light.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A lanky human in a black-and-green lab coat bursts into the bar, movements wide and confident. He holds his arms up from his sides dramatically, splaying his white-gloved, blood-stained fingers out. His glasses are cracked, and the holy symbol around his neck is cracked in half. It seems he was just involved in some kind of violence.
"Brrrrrilliant news!" He shouts, trilling his Rs aggressively as he uses an accent no one has heard before. "I have a new prrrrototype for my Disguise Cloak Generator! Muahahaha!" His right leg shakes and he falls to his knee, wincing and holding the limb. "Of course..." He drops the accent. "There are some flaws... but, BUT! This is why we test things, people!"
"What are you a scientist?" Says a one eared stoat wearing a cowboy hat, fuzzy vest and a dagger and belt.
*Didn't get to say his name yet*
"Mad scientist, chosen by God to bring peace and profit to our great nation in this age of Chaos. I understand how the distinction might be difficult to make. Doctor Edgar Slopnik, the honor is all mine." He laughs, trailing off into a pained groan. He reaches into his coat and pulls out some sort of... weapon? It resembles a grocery scanner more than anything. He begins to run it along his leg as it hums with green light.
"You know mate, some beast people don't take kindly to your kind."
"What are you a scientist?" Says a one eared stoat wearing a cowboy hat, fuzzy vest and a dagger and belt.
*Didn't get to say his name yet*
"Mad scientist, chosen by God to bring peace and profit to our great nation in this age of Chaos. I understand how the distinction might be difficult to make. Doctor Edgar Slopnik, the honor is all mine." He laughs, trailing off into a pained groan. He reaches into his coat and pulls out some sort of... weapon? It resembles a grocery scanner more than anything. He begins to run it along his leg as it hums with green light.
"You know mate, some beast people don't take kindly to your kind."
"I have noticed this phenomenon! I was shot, set on fire, and stabbed just on the way over!" He doesn't seem to recognize the implied hostility. "But once my Disguise Cloak Generator is complete, neither I nor anyone else will suffer that sort of... thing! Of course, I'm cutting through a lot of red tape (read: breaking laws) just to make this thing, but eventually I'll be able to mass produce them! Everyone will want one, until eventually, no one will be able to tell the difference between Beast People, Bugs, Mutants, and Humans!" He laughs maniacally and stands up, putting away the device. He's a bit chubby, but his long limbs balance it out. "After a while of that, no one will even bother with the distinctions!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"What are you a scientist?" Says a one eared stoat wearing a cowboy hat, fuzzy vest and a dagger and belt.
*Didn't get to say his name yet*
"Mad scientist, chosen by God to bring peace and profit to our great nation in this age of Chaos. I understand how the distinction might be difficult to make. Doctor Edgar Slopnik, the honor is all mine." He laughs, trailing off into a pained groan. He reaches into his coat and pulls out some sort of... weapon? It resembles a grocery scanner more than anything. He begins to run it along his leg as it hums with green light.
"You know mate, some beast people don't take kindly to your kind."
"I have noticed this phenomenon! I was shot, set on fire, and stabbed just on the way over!" He doesn't seem to recognize the implied hostility. "But once my Disguise Cloak Generator is complete, neither I nor anyone else will suffer that sort of... thing! Of course, I'm cutting through a lot of red tape (read: breaking laws) just to make this thing, but eventually I'll be able to mass produce them! Everyone will want one, until eventually, no one will be able to tell the difference between Beast People, Bugs, Mutants, and Humans!" He laughs maniacally and stands up, putting away the device. He's a bit chubby, but his long limbs balance it out. "After a while of that, no one will even bother with the distinctions!"
"That just means either the humans kill the other beast people or accidentally kill their kind if you make this cloak device."
"I have noticed this phenomenon! I was shot, set on fire, and stabbed just on the way over!" He doesn't seem to recognize the implied hostility. "But once my Disguise Cloak Generator is complete, neither I nor anyone else will suffer that sort of... thing! Of course, I'm cutting through a lot of red tape (read: breaking laws) just to make this thing, but eventually I'll be able to mass produce them! Everyone will want one, until eventually, no one will be able to tell the difference between Beast People, Bugs, Mutants, and Humans!" He laughs maniacally and stands up, putting away the device. He's a bit chubby, but his long limbs balance it out. "After a while of that, no one will even bother with the distinctions!"
"That just means either the humans kill the other beast people or accidentally kill their kind if you make this cloak device."
"Bah! Have some faith, why don't you? You really think they'll start killing strangers at random?" His smile falters. "Oh. Right. Well, that's a setback." His grin returns. "What if I added a shielding system? Or perhaps I should postpone this and work on something else... I had an idea for a semi-doomsday device that would force everyone to work together or die, but I was hoping to go for less extreme options before resorting to that, you know?"
"I have noticed this phenomenon! I was shot, set on fire, and stabbed just on the way over!" He doesn't seem to recognize the implied hostility. "But once my Disguise Cloak Generator is complete, neither I nor anyone else will suffer that sort of... thing! Of course, I'm cutting through a lot of red tape (read: breaking laws) just to make this thing, but eventually I'll be able to mass produce them! Everyone will want one, until eventually, no one will be able to tell the difference between Beast People, Bugs, Mutants, and Humans!" He laughs maniacally and stands up, putting away the device. He's a bit chubby, but his long limbs balance it out. "After a while of that, no one will even bother with the distinctions!"
"That just means either the humans kill the other beast people or accidentally kill their kind if you make this cloak device."
"Bah! Have some faith, why don't you? You really think they'll start killing strangers at random?" His smile falters. "Oh. Right. Well, that's a setback." His grin returns. "What if I added a shielding system? Or perhaps I should postpone this and work on something else... I had an idea for a semi-doomsday device that would force everyone to work together or die, but II was hoping to go for less extreme options before resorting to that, you know?"
"Listen. Us beast people don't want humans here. Sure we're fine with a few humans but humans can't take advantage of the cloak device and find out whose an actual beast person then can lure them somewhere and kill that said beast person."
"Bah! Have some faith, why don't you? You really think they'll start killing strangers at random?" His smile falters. "Oh. Right. Well, that's a setback." His grin returns. "What if I added a shielding system? Or perhaps I should postpone this and work on something else... I had an idea for a semi-doomsday device that would force everyone to work together or die, but II was hoping to go for less extreme options before resorting to that, you know?"
"Listen. Us beast people don't want humans here. Sure we're fine with a few humans but humans can't take advantage of the cloak device and find out whose an actual beast person then can lure them somewhere and kill that said beast person."
He grimaces. "No tool is perfect, nor impossible to misuse. Everything from the spoon to the telephone have been used to kill people. The world is cruel, and I know that. But no one is doing anything about it. Inaction in the face of evil is as much of a sin as committing an evil act yourself." He leans over the stoat. "What is your plan?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Bah! Have some faith, why don't you? You really think they'll start killing strangers at random?" His smile falters. "Oh. Right. Well, that's a setback." His grin returns. "What if I added a shielding system? Or perhaps I should postpone this and work on something else... I had an idea for a semi-doomsday device that would force everyone to work together or die, but II was hoping to go for less extreme options before resorting to that, you know?"
"Listen. Us beast people don't want humans here. Sure we're fine with a few humans but humans can't take advantage of the cloak device and find out whose an actual beast person then can lure them somewhere and kill that said beast person."
He grimaces. "No tool is perfect, nor impossible to misuse. Everything from the spoon to the telephone have been used to kill people. The world is cruel, and I know that. But no one is doing anything about it. Inaction in the face of evil is as much of a sin as committing an evil act yourself." He leans over the stoat. "What is your plan?"
A small, shadowy figure is trying to hide in a corner.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
He grimaces. "No tool is perfect, nor impossible to misuse. Everything from the spoon to the telephone have been used to kill people. The world is cruel, and I know that. But no one is doing anything about it. Inaction in the face of evil is as much of a sin as committing an evil act yourself." He leans over the stoat. "What is your plan?"
"What do you mean.''
"How do you plan on leaving the world better than you found it?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He grimaces. "No tool is perfect, nor impossible to misuse. Everything from the spoon to the telephone have been used to kill people. The world is cruel, and I know that. But no one is doing anything about it. Inaction in the face of evil is as much of a sin as committing an evil act yourself." He leans over the stoat. "What is your plan?"
"What do you mean.''
"How do you plan on leaving the world better than you found it?"
"Probably forcing the humans to what they did to me and the other beast people."
"How do you plan on leaving the world better than you found it?"
"Probably forcing the humans to what they did to me and the other beast people."
"Pain begets pain, little one." He spits out the words as opposed to speaking them. "If you don't have the strength to break free of the cycle, then you aren't worthy of the opportunity to play ball. Thank you for the dissenting opinion, though. Outside perspectives help a lot."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"How do you plan on leaving the world better than you found it?"
"Probably forcing the humans to what they did to me and the other beast people."
"Pain begets pain, little one." He spits out the words as opposed to speaking them. "If you don't have the strength to break free of the cycle, then you aren't worthy of the opportunity to play ball. Thank you for the dissenting opinion, though. Outside perspectives help a lot."
"I don't see you doing anything, whatever your name is."
"Pain begets pain, little one." He spits out the words as opposed to speaking them. "If you don't have the strength to break free of the cycle, then you aren't worthy of the opportunity to play ball. Thank you for the dissenting opinion, though. Outside perspectives help a lot."
"I don't see you doing anything, whatever your name is."
"Did the fact that I'm inventing solutions to problems completely slip past you? Or are you one of those types who fears what they don't understand?" He chuckles. "Whether you like it or not, I'm a genius, and that means I must apply myself."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Pain begets pain, little one." He spits out the words as opposed to speaking them. "If you don't have the strength to break free of the cycle, then you aren't worthy of the opportunity to play ball. Thank you for the dissenting opinion, though. Outside perspectives help a lot."
"I don't see you doing anything, whatever your name is."
"Did the fact that I'm inventing solutions to problems completely slip past you? Or are you one of those types who fears what they don't understand?" He chuckles. "Whether you like it or not, I'm a genius, and that means I must apply myself."
*Tabanidae (horse/deer fly)*
A lanky human in a black-and-green lab coat bursts into the bar, movements wide and confident. He holds his arms up from his sides dramatically, splaying his white-gloved, blood-stained fingers out. His glasses are cracked, and the holy symbol around his neck is cracked in half. It seems he was just involved in some kind of violence.
"Brrrrrilliant news!" He shouts, trilling his Rs aggressively as he uses an accent no one has heard before. "I have a new prrrrototype for my Disguise Cloak Generator! Muahahaha!" His right leg shakes and he falls to his knee, wincing and holding the limb. "Of course..." He drops the accent. "There are some flaws... but, BUT! This is why we test things, people!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"What are you a scientist?" Says a one eared stoat wearing a cowboy hat, fuzzy vest and a dagger and belt.
*Didn't get to say his name yet*
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
"Mad scientist, chosen by God to bring peace and profit to our great nation in this age of Chaos. I understand how the distinction might be difficult to make. Doctor Edgar Slopnik, the honor is all mine." He laughs, trailing off into a pained groan. He reaches into his coat and pulls out some sort of... weapon? It resembles a grocery scanner more than anything. He begins to run it along his leg as it hums with green light.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"You know mate, some beast people don't take kindly to your kind."
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
"I have noticed this phenomenon! I was shot, set on fire, and stabbed just on the way over!" He doesn't seem to recognize the implied hostility. "But once my Disguise Cloak Generator is complete, neither I nor anyone else will suffer that sort of... thing! Of course, I'm cutting through a lot of red tape (read: breaking laws) just to make this thing, but eventually I'll be able to mass produce them! Everyone will want one, until eventually, no one will be able to tell the difference between Beast People, Bugs, Mutants, and Humans!" He laughs maniacally and stands up, putting away the device. He's a bit chubby, but his long limbs balance it out. "After a while of that, no one will even bother with the distinctions!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"That just means either the humans kill the other beast people or accidentally kill their kind if you make this cloak device."
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
"Bah! Have some faith, why don't you? You really think they'll start killing strangers at random?" His smile falters. "Oh. Right. Well, that's a setback." His grin returns. "What if I added a shielding system? Or perhaps I should postpone this and work on something else... I had an idea for a semi-doomsday device that would force everyone to work together or die, but I was hoping to go for less extreme options before resorting to that, you know?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Listen. Us beast people don't want humans here. Sure we're fine with a few humans but humans can't take advantage of the cloak device and find out whose an actual beast person then can lure them somewhere and kill that said beast person."
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
He grimaces. "No tool is perfect, nor impossible to misuse. Everything from the spoon to the telephone have been used to kill people. The world is cruel, and I know that. But no one is doing anything about it. Inaction in the face of evil is as much of a sin as committing an evil act yourself." He leans over the stoat. "What is your plan?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"What do you mean.''
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
#BRINGBACKNATIONALDEX
*Had a blackout, but I'm back now*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"How do you plan on leaving the world better than you found it?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Probably forcing the humans to what they did to me and the other beast people."
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
"Pain begets pain, little one." He spits out the words as opposed to speaking them. "If you don't have the strength to break free of the cycle, then you aren't worthy of the opportunity to play ball. Thank you for the dissenting opinion, though. Outside perspectives help a lot."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"I don't see you doing anything, whatever your name is."
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
"Did the fact that I'm inventing solutions to problems completely slip past you? Or are you one of those types who fears what they don't understand?" He chuckles. "Whether you like it or not, I'm a genius, and that means I must apply myself."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Don't think making a cloaking machine counts."
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
*:P*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*Stares*
*Gives u giant orca plush*
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)