'You got a can of Regal? I dare say I need it, it's been a long day'
*Sorry it was a minute I had to fix my Internet*
"Regal? Nobody 'round here ever ask for that. Think I got a can in the basement. I'll go grab it."
As Hannah goes around the corner of the bar to go into the basement, you feel a tap on your shoulder.
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
"Oh, dear, sorry hon, it's just me! Didn't mean to scare ya'! I'm the server here, Henry, and I'm married to my lovely wife Hannah, who you just met, but I reckon I only wanted to introduce myself."
As Henry talks you can hear the genuine happiness in his voice. Seems like a nice guy.
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
"Oh, dear, sorry hon, it's just me! Didn't mean to scare ya'! I'm the server here, Henry, and I'm married to my lovely wife Hannah, who you just met, but I reckon I only wanted to introduce myself."
As Henry talks you can hear the genuine happiness in his voice. Seems like a nice guy.
'Henry and Hannah. I can remember that. Nice to meet you. I'm Tom. Pretty new to this place, but I like the look of it so far. Certainly much nicer than some other places I've been recently. Giant mutated slug people can be pretty hostile'
"Oh, dear, sorry hon, it's just me! Didn't mean to scare ya'! I'm the server here, Henry, and I'm married to my lovely wife Hannah, who you just met, but I reckon I only wanted to introduce myself."
As Henry talks you can hear the genuine happiness in his voice. Seems like a nice guy.
'Henry and Hannah. I can remember that. Nice to meet you. I'm Tom. Pretty new to this place, but I like the look of it so far. Certainly much nicer than some other places I've been recently. Giant mutated slug people can be pretty hostile'
"Well, howdy Tom! Yeah, Nightglow Alley can be pretty rough 'round the edges, but this place is a shiny nickel in the mud if I ever saw one. I reckon you and I are pretty lucky to be here, and just wait 'till you meet some of our regulars! I'd say be warned, though, 'cuz Hannah don't mind them bug folk comin' in and havin' a drink. She can be a strange one, my Hannah."
Back in front of you, you see a blur as a can of Regal comes smashing down onto the bar counter.
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
"Oh, dear, sorry hon, it's just me! Didn't mean to scare ya'! I'm the server here, Henry, and I'm married to my lovely wife Hannah, who you just met, but I reckon I only wanted to introduce myself."
As Henry talks you can hear the genuine happiness in his voice. Seems like a nice guy.
'Henry and Hannah. I can remember that. Nice to meet you. I'm Tom. Pretty new to this place, but I like the look of it so far. Certainly much nicer than some other places I've been recently. Giant mutated slug people can be pretty hostile'
"Well, howdy Tom! Yeah, Nightglow Alley can be pretty rough 'round the edges, but this place is a shiny nickel in the mud if I ever saw one. I reckon you and I are pretty lucky to be here, and just wait 'till you meet some of our regulars! I'd say be warned, though, 'cuz Hannah don't mind them bug folk comin' in and havin' a drink. She can be a strange one, my Hannah."
Back in front of you, you see a blur as a can of Regal comes smashing down onto the bar counter.
'We all have our quirks, I suppose. But I'm with you.' Tom punctures the top of the can with his claw and pours the fluorescent pinkish liquid into his mouth. Immediately, his pupils contract as the drink takes effect
"Oh, dear, sorry hon, it's just me! Didn't mean to scare ya'! I'm the server here, Henry, and I'm married to my lovely wife Hannah, who you just met, but I reckon I only wanted to introduce myself."
As Henry talks you can hear the genuine happiness in his voice. Seems like a nice guy.
'Henry and Hannah. I can remember that. Nice to meet you. I'm Tom. Pretty new to this place, but I like the look of it so far. Certainly much nicer than some other places I've been recently. Giant mutated slug people can be pretty hostile'
"Well, howdy Tom! Yeah, Nightglow Alley can be pretty rough 'round the edges, but this place is a shiny nickel in the mud if I ever saw one. I reckon you and I are pretty lucky to be here, and just wait 'till you meet some of our regulars! I'd say be warned, though, 'cuz Hannah don't mind them bug folk comin' in and havin' a drink. She can be a strange one, my Hannah."
Back in front of you, you see a blur as a can of Regal comes smashing down onto the bar counter.
'We all have our quirks, I suppose. But I'm with you.' Tom punctures the top of the can with his claw and pours the fluorescent pinkish liquid into his mouth. Immediately, his pupils contract as the drink takes effect
Hannah grimaces. "That drink was hard to find... Have to order more, I s'pose."
Henry nods. "I can do that later, hon.... Say, are you ok, Tom?"
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
"Oh, dear, sorry hon, it's just me! Didn't mean to scare ya'! I'm the server here, Henry, and I'm married to my lovely wife Hannah, who you just met, but I reckon I only wanted to introduce myself."
As Henry talks you can hear the genuine happiness in his voice. Seems like a nice guy.
'Henry and Hannah. I can remember that. Nice to meet you. I'm Tom. Pretty new to this place, but I like the look of it so far. Certainly much nicer than some other places I've been recently. Giant mutated slug people can be pretty hostile'
"Well, howdy Tom! Yeah, Nightglow Alley can be pretty rough 'round the edges, but this place is a shiny nickel in the mud if I ever saw one. I reckon you and I are pretty lucky to be here, and just wait 'till you meet some of our regulars! I'd say be warned, though, 'cuz Hannah don't mind them bug folk comin' in and havin' a drink. She can be a strange one, my Hannah."
Back in front of you, you see a blur as a can of Regal comes smashing down onto the bar counter.
'We all have our quirks, I suppose. But I'm with you.' Tom punctures the top of the can with his claw and pours the fluorescent pinkish liquid into his mouth. Immediately, his pupils contract as the drink takes effect
Hannah grimaces. "That drink was hard to find... Have to order more, I s'pose."
Henry nods. "I can do that later, hon.... Say, are you ok, Tom?"
'Hah, yeah. Got to have the good stuff, shipped in from Phlegethon I. No better way to get a boost'
"Oh, dear, sorry hon, it's just me! Didn't mean to scare ya'! I'm the server here, Henry, and I'm married to my lovely wife Hannah, who you just met, but I reckon I only wanted to introduce myself."
As Henry talks you can hear the genuine happiness in his voice. Seems like a nice guy.
'Henry and Hannah. I can remember that. Nice to meet you. I'm Tom. Pretty new to this place, but I like the look of it so far. Certainly much nicer than some other places I've been recently. Giant mutated slug people can be pretty hostile'
"Well, howdy Tom! Yeah, Nightglow Alley can be pretty rough 'round the edges, but this place is a shiny nickel in the mud if I ever saw one. I reckon you and I are pretty lucky to be here, and just wait 'till you meet some of our regulars! I'd say be warned, though, 'cuz Hannah don't mind them bug folk comin' in and havin' a drink. She can be a strange one, my Hannah."
Back in front of you, you see a blur as a can of Regal comes smashing down onto the bar counter.
'We all have our quirks, I suppose. But I'm with you.' Tom punctures the top of the can with his claw and pours the fluorescent pinkish liquid into his mouth. Immediately, his pupils contract as the drink takes effect
Hannah grimaces. "That drink was hard to find... Have to order more, I s'pose."
Henry nods. "I can do that later, hon.... Say, are you ok, Tom?"
'Hah, yeah. Got to have the good stuff, shipped in from Phlegethon I. No better way to get a boost'
Henry nods, though he's clearly confused. "Where's Phlegethon? Isn't that in... Well I reckon I don't know. But if you like a drink from there? I s'pose it's a fine enough place."
Hannah looks at you with a smirk. "If it's so good, I'm gonna have ta charge you extra."
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
"Oh, dear, sorry hon, it's just me! Didn't mean to scare ya'! I'm the server here, Henry, and I'm married to my lovely wife Hannah, who you just met, but I reckon I only wanted to introduce myself."
As Henry talks you can hear the genuine happiness in his voice. Seems like a nice guy.
'Henry and Hannah. I can remember that. Nice to meet you. I'm Tom. Pretty new to this place, but I like the look of it so far. Certainly much nicer than some other places I've been recently. Giant mutated slug people can be pretty hostile'
"Well, howdy Tom! Yeah, Nightglow Alley can be pretty rough 'round the edges, but this place is a shiny nickel in the mud if I ever saw one. I reckon you and I are pretty lucky to be here, and just wait 'till you meet some of our regulars! I'd say be warned, though, 'cuz Hannah don't mind them bug folk comin' in and havin' a drink. She can be a strange one, my Hannah."
Back in front of you, you see a blur as a can of Regal comes smashing down onto the bar counter.
'We all have our quirks, I suppose. But I'm with you.' Tom punctures the top of the can with his claw and pours the fluorescent pinkish liquid into his mouth. Immediately, his pupils contract as the drink takes effect
Hannah grimaces. "That drink was hard to find... Have to order more, I s'pose."
Henry nods. "I can do that later, hon.... Say, are you ok, Tom?"
'Hah, yeah. Got to have the good stuff, shipped in from Phlegethon I. No better way to get a boost'
Henry nods, though he's clearly confused. "Where's Phlegethon? Isn't that in... Well I reckon I don't know. But if you like a drink from there? I s'pose it's a fine enough place."
Hannah looks at you with a smirk. "If it's so good, I'm gonna have ta charge you extra."
'Its on the western arm of imperial space, not too far from New Babylon. They say it's home to a huge... thing... called the Leviathan, they refine its blood to make the stuff. And it tastes freaking great.'
"Oh, dear, sorry hon, it's just me! Didn't mean to scare ya'! I'm the server here, Henry, and I'm married to my lovely wife Hannah, who you just met, but I reckon I only wanted to introduce myself."
As Henry talks you can hear the genuine happiness in his voice. Seems like a nice guy.
'Henry and Hannah. I can remember that. Nice to meet you. I'm Tom. Pretty new to this place, but I like the look of it so far. Certainly much nicer than some other places I've been recently. Giant mutated slug people can be pretty hostile'
"Well, howdy Tom! Yeah, Nightglow Alley can be pretty rough 'round the edges, but this place is a shiny nickel in the mud if I ever saw one. I reckon you and I are pretty lucky to be here, and just wait 'till you meet some of our regulars! I'd say be warned, though, 'cuz Hannah don't mind them bug folk comin' in and havin' a drink. She can be a strange one, my Hannah."
Back in front of you, you see a blur as a can of Regal comes smashing down onto the bar counter.
'We all have our quirks, I suppose. But I'm with you.' Tom punctures the top of the can with his claw and pours the fluorescent pinkish liquid into his mouth. Immediately, his pupils contract as the drink takes effect
Hannah grimaces. "That drink was hard to find... Have to order more, I s'pose."
Henry nods. "I can do that later, hon.... Say, are you ok, Tom?"
'Hah, yeah. Got to have the good stuff, shipped in from Phlegethon I. No better way to get a boost'
Henry nods, though he's clearly confused. "Where's Phlegethon? Isn't that in... Well I reckon I don't know. But if you like a drink from there? I s'pose it's a fine enough place."
Hannah looks at you with a smirk. "If it's so good, I'm gonna have ta charge you extra."
'Its on the western arm of imperial space, not too far from New Babylon. They say it's home to a huge... thing... called the Leviathan, they refine its blood to make the stuff. And it tastes freaking great.'
Henry frowns. "That's a bit odd, but whatever floats yer' stoat, as I always say." He chuckles. "I myself prefer a good ol' Nightglow Beer."
Before he can go on, the door opens and someone in a cloak walks in.
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
The figure takes off the cloak, to reveal a weasel's face. She has a big scar over her right eye and is smiling. She walks up to the bar and hands her cloak to Henry. She takes a seat next to Tom but ignores him.
"Hey Hannah, hit me with my usual." Hannah nods and places a ready made glass of red wine in front of the weasel.
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
*prolly gonna intro soon. first I have to think of a character based on an animal or bug.*
*side note, bugs are animals*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
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The weasel laughs. "I've been coming here every day for years. But now that I think about it, I've never seen you here." She sips the wine slowly. "I'm Lana."
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
The weasel laughs. "I've been coming here every day for years. But now that I think about it, I've never seen you here." She sips the wine slowly. "I'm Lana."
'I'm Tom, I'm pretty new here. I like it here though, no bug man infestation, and the best food'
The weasel laughs. "I've been coming here every day for years. But now that I think about it, I've never seen you here." She sips the wine slowly. "I'm Lana."
'I'm Tom, I'm pretty new here. I like it here though, no bug man infestation, and the best food'
"Nice to meet you Tom." She chugs the rest of the drink. "Why are all you so against the bug people? Are you trying to act like the humans up there? We're doing the same thing they are. It's disgusting." She shakes her head and smile again. "Sorry. I think I'm getting drunk."
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
The weasel laughs. "I've been coming here every day for years. But now that I think about it, I've never seen you here." She sips the wine slowly. "I'm Lana."
'I'm Tom, I'm pretty new here. I like it here though, no bug man infestation, and the best food'
"Nice to meet you Tom." She chugs the rest of the drink. "Why are all you so against the bug people? Are you trying to act like the humans up there? We're doing the same thing they are. It's disgusting." She shakes her head and smile again. "Sorry. I think I'm getting drunk."
'Maybe we're doing the same now, but only because we have to. Given the chance, we'd develop a civilisation, live in cities, write books, make art, enjoy the noble art of the hunt. Something tells me some of those cockroaches would still rather live in other peoples' filth. Which is a shame, but I think we all know how it really is'
*Sorry it was a minute I had to fix my Internet*
"Regal? Nobody 'round here ever ask for that. Think I got a can in the basement. I'll go grab it."
As Hannah goes around the corner of the bar to go into the basement, you feel a tap on your shoulder.
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
'Who's there?'
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"Oh, dear, sorry hon, it's just me! Didn't mean to scare ya'! I'm the server here, Henry, and I'm married to my lovely wife Hannah, who you just met, but I reckon I only wanted to introduce myself."
As Henry talks you can hear the genuine happiness in his voice. Seems like a nice guy.
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
'Henry and Hannah. I can remember that. Nice to meet you. I'm Tom. Pretty new to this place, but I like the look of it so far. Certainly much nicer than some other places I've been recently. Giant mutated slug people can be pretty hostile'
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"Well, howdy Tom! Yeah, Nightglow Alley can be pretty rough 'round the edges, but this place is a shiny nickel in the mud if I ever saw one. I reckon you and I are pretty lucky to be here, and just wait 'till you meet some of our regulars! I'd say be warned, though, 'cuz Hannah don't mind them bug folk comin' in and havin' a drink. She can be a strange one, my Hannah."
Back in front of you, you see a blur as a can of Regal comes smashing down onto the bar counter.
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
'We all have our quirks, I suppose. But I'm with you.' Tom punctures the top of the can with his claw and pours the fluorescent pinkish liquid into his mouth. Immediately, his pupils contract as the drink takes effect
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Hannah grimaces. "That drink was hard to find... Have to order more, I s'pose."
Henry nods. "I can do that later, hon.... Say, are you ok, Tom?"
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
'Hah, yeah. Got to have the good stuff, shipped in from Phlegethon I. No better way to get a boost'
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Henry nods, though he's clearly confused. "Where's Phlegethon? Isn't that in... Well I reckon I don't know. But if you like a drink from there? I s'pose it's a fine enough place."
Hannah looks at you with a smirk. "If it's so good, I'm gonna have ta charge you extra."
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
'Its on the western arm of imperial space, not too far from New Babylon. They say it's home to a huge... thing... called the Leviathan, they refine its blood to make the stuff. And it tastes freaking great.'
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Henry frowns. "That's a bit odd, but whatever floats yer' stoat, as I always say." He chuckles. "I myself prefer a good ol' Nightglow Beer."
Before he can go on, the door opens and someone in a cloak walks in.
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
'What's it made from? Oh, who's this? I got a bad feeling about this'
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The figure takes off the cloak, to reveal a weasel's face. She has a big scar over her right eye and is smiling. She walks up to the bar and hands her cloak to Henry. She takes a seat next to Tom but ignores him.
"Hey Hannah, hit me with my usual." Hannah nods and places a ready made glass of red wine in front of the weasel.
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
'Hey there. You new here as well?'
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*prolly gonna intro soon. first I have to think of a character based on an animal or bug.*
*side note, bugs are animals*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
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The weasel laughs. "I've been coming here every day for years. But now that I think about it, I've never seen you here." She sips the wine slowly. "I'm Lana."
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
*Awesome opossum! I'll be here.*
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
'I'm Tom, I'm pretty new here. I like it here though, no bug man infestation, and the best food'
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"Nice to meet you Tom." She chugs the rest of the drink. "Why are all you so against the bug people? Are you trying to act like the humans up there? We're doing the same thing they are. It's disgusting." She shakes her head and smile again. "Sorry. I think I'm getting drunk."
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
'Maybe we're doing the same now, but only because we have to. Given the chance, we'd develop a civilisation, live in cities, write books, make art, enjoy the noble art of the hunt. Something tells me some of those cockroaches would still rather live in other peoples' filth. Which is a shame, but I think we all know how it really is'
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