He slowly frowns, his teeth still on full display. "So? A lot of people would be happy to have anything at all. This is for those who can't afford real bread."
"Very true. Very true. My old village would have been happy to have that. My dad was a knight, so I never needed to be worried about food, but my friends..."
He doesn't smile again, but his expression softens a bit. "A knight, huh? He must have been a good one."
A gaunt figure enters the tavern, looking about nervously. His clothes are pieced together from the most clashing of multicoloured fabrics, and a set of pan pipes hangs from around his neck. His overall appearance is dirty and greasy, as if he hasn't been in civilisation for a long time. Over his shoulder is a large sack
Talon glances at the figure and nods to them.
The man nods back. 'Here for the Fall festival?'
"Nah, I live here. Are you?"
'I guess you could say that. Got some people I'd rather like to avoid, you get my drift?'
"For what reason?" He asks suspiciously.
'Nothing bad. Freed a bunch of kids. But the mill owner wasn't too pleased'
"Ah, ah. Just checkin, we don't like troublemakers here."
'I don't make trouble. Unless someone tries to make trouble with me. The name's Feuerstein, by the way'
He nods. "I'm Talon. Guardian of the Tavern."
'Nice to meet ya. Got to say, I like what I've seen of this town so far'
"Yeah, I like it too. It's a safe place. We've got laws though, and that seems to annoy people."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
He slowly frowns, his teeth still on full display. "So? A lot of people would be happy to have anything at all. This is for those who can't afford real bread."
"Very true. Very true. My old village would have been happy to have that. My dad was a knight, so I never needed to be worried about food, but my friends..."
He doesn't smile again, but his expression softens a bit. "A knight, huh? He must have been a good one."
"Not really. He got cocky and forgot to wear a scarf to protect from vampire bites. Turned into one."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
A gaunt figure enters the tavern, looking about nervously. His clothes are pieced together from the most clashing of multicoloured fabrics, and a set of pan pipes hangs from around his neck. His overall appearance is dirty and greasy, as if he hasn't been in civilisation for a long time. Over his shoulder is a large sack
Talon glances at the figure and nods to them.
The man nods back. 'Here for the Fall festival?'
"Nah, I live here. Are you?"
'I guess you could say that. Got some people I'd rather like to avoid, you get my drift?'
"For what reason?" He asks suspiciously.
'Nothing bad. Freed a bunch of kids. But the mill owner wasn't too pleased'
"Ah, ah. Just checkin, we don't like troublemakers here."
'I don't make trouble. Unless someone tries to make trouble with me. The name's Feuerstein, by the way'
He nods. "I'm Talon. Guardian of the Tavern."
'Nice to meet ya. Got to say, I like what I've seen of this town so far'
"Yeah, I like it too. It's a safe place. We've got laws though, and that seems to annoy people."
'What kinda laws? I can follow rules. Used to have a legitimate business. Maybe I still kinda do, I don't know'
A gaunt figure enters the tavern, looking about nervously. His clothes are pieced together from the most clashing of multicoloured fabrics, and a set of pan pipes hangs from around his neck. His overall appearance is dirty and greasy, as if he hasn't been in civilisation for a long time. Over his shoulder is a large sack
Talon glances at the figure and nods to them.
The man nods back. 'Here for the Fall festival?'
"Nah, I live here. Are you?"
'I guess you could say that. Got some people I'd rather like to avoid, you get my drift?'
"For what reason?" He asks suspiciously.
'Nothing bad. Freed a bunch of kids. But the mill owner wasn't too pleased'
"Ah, ah. Just checkin, we don't like troublemakers here."
'I don't make trouble. Unless someone tries to make trouble with me. The name's Feuerstein, by the way'
He nods. "I'm Talon. Guardian of the Tavern."
'Nice to meet ya. Got to say, I like what I've seen of this town so far'
"Yeah, I like it too. It's a safe place. We've got laws though, and that seems to annoy people."
'What kinda laws? I can follow rules. Used to have a legitimate business. Maybe I still kinda do, I don't know'
"Simple ones. No killing or assault, no scamming or stealing, that sorta stuff. Of course, if someone threatens you, you can hurt them back. The laws were only made recently after an... incident."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
"Hmmm... I'm not as gifted in the art of brewery as I'd like to be, but I think I might be able to help you with your problem!"
She shakes her head. "I prefer to brew them myself. I tried to cut the cost for the last one. That [GP]er said that eye of gecko would work just as well as eye of newt. Oh, if I could get my hands on him..." Her eyes become more beast-like, changing shape.
"... I think you should maybe calm down...?"
"Relax. Other than what you've already done, I could use a couple potion ingredients. Mainly powdered hen's teeth and eye of newt. Make sure to get the REAL kind, though. Replacements don't work very well in my recipe, apparently."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
He doesn't smile again, but his expression softens a bit. "A knight, huh? He must have been a good one."
"Not really. He got cocky and forgot to wear a scarf to protect from vampire bites. Turned into one."
"Battle prowess is the skill of a lesser man. I meant he must have been good in order to raise you so well. I won't say that I like knights, or even humans in general, but you seem like a good-ish egg."
"Hmmm... I'm not as gifted in the art of brewery as I'd like to be, but I think I might be able to help you with your problem!"
She shakes her head. "I prefer to brew them myself. I tried to cut the cost for the last one. That [GP]er said that eye of gecko would work just as well as eye of newt. Oh, if I could get my hands on him..." Her eyes become more beast-like, changing shape.
"... I think you should maybe calm down...?"
"Relax. Other than what you've already done, I could use a couple potion ingredients. Mainly powdered hen's teeth and eye of newt. Make sure to get the REAL kind, though. Replacements don't work very well in my recipe, apparently."
"Alright! Just give me an ingredients list and I can get 'em!"
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
He doesn't smile again, but his expression softens a bit. "A knight, huh? He must have been a good one."
"Not really. He got cocky and forgot to wear a scarf to protect from vampire bites. Turned into one."
"Battle prowess is the skill of a lesser man. I meant he must have been good in order to raise you so well. I won't say that I like knights, or even humans in general, but you seem like a good-ish egg."
"I'm not a human. Before he went, my dad decided to make me suffer too." He opens his mouth, revealing a set of pointed teeth. "I was training to be a knight when I was younger. Then I became a high ranking vampire."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
A gaunt figure enters the tavern, looking about nervously. His clothes are pieced together from the most clashing of multicoloured fabrics, and a set of pan pipes hangs from around his neck. His overall appearance is dirty and greasy, as if he hasn't been in civilisation for a long time. Over his shoulder is a large sack
Talon glances at the figure and nods to them.
The man nods back. 'Here for the Fall festival?'
"Nah, I live here. Are you?"
'I guess you could say that. Got some people I'd rather like to avoid, you get my drift?'
"For what reason?" He asks suspiciously.
'Nothing bad. Freed a bunch of kids. But the mill owner wasn't too pleased'
"Ah, ah. Just checkin, we don't like troublemakers here."
'I don't make trouble. Unless someone tries to make trouble with me. The name's Feuerstein, by the way'
He nods. "I'm Talon. Guardian of the Tavern."
'Nice to meet ya. Got to say, I like what I've seen of this town so far'
"Yeah, I like it too. It's a safe place. We've got laws though, and that seems to annoy people."
'What kinda laws? I can follow rules. Used to have a legitimate business. Maybe I still kinda do, I don't know'
"Simple ones. No killing or assault, no scamming or stealing, that sorta stuff. Of course, if someone threatens you, you can hurt them back. The laws were only made recently after an... incident."
'Should be able to follow those no problem. Which is good, as I'll be staying here for a while. Might get back into the pest control business'
A gaunt figure enters the tavern, looking about nervously. His clothes are pieced together from the most clashing of multicoloured fabrics, and a set of pan pipes hangs from around his neck. His overall appearance is dirty and greasy, as if he hasn't been in civilisation for a long time. Over his shoulder is a large sack
Talon glances at the figure and nods to them.
The man nods back. 'Here for the Fall festival?'
"Nah, I live here. Are you?"
'I guess you could say that. Got some people I'd rather like to avoid, you get my drift?'
"For what reason?" He asks suspiciously.
'Nothing bad. Freed a bunch of kids. But the mill owner wasn't too pleased'
"Ah, ah. Just checkin, we don't like troublemakers here."
'I don't make trouble. Unless someone tries to make trouble with me. The name's Feuerstein, by the way'
He nods. "I'm Talon. Guardian of the Tavern."
'Nice to meet ya. Got to say, I like what I've seen of this town so far'
"Yeah, I like it too. It's a safe place. We've got laws though, and that seems to annoy people."
'What kinda laws? I can follow rules. Used to have a legitimate business. Maybe I still kinda do, I don't know'
"Simple ones. No killing or assault, no scamming or stealing, that sorta stuff. Of course, if someone threatens you, you can hurt them back. The laws were only made recently after an... incident."
'Should be able to follow those no problem. Which is good, as I'll be staying here for a while. Might get back into the pest control business'
"We've got pests. A lot of them."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
She snarls, moving 15 feet, then assaults your mind with a terrible and powerful force.
DC 20 INT save, or take 71 damage, and cannot cast spells or take the magic acton. (Befuddlement)
(Roll to see if spell fails: 3 (1 is fail))
After that, she teleports another 30 feet, to travel outside the range of the spell.
*What was the 3+1?*
*Counterspell*
*The save for the spell.*
(What level was the counterspell? Befuddlement is an 8th level spell, so for it to ista work it would have to be a slot of 8 or higher.)
She growls, and six flaming orbs burst into existance, rushing towards you. (Scorching Ray, 5th level)
32 Damage: 6
14 Damage: 5
28 Damage: 5
17 Damage: 10
20 Damage: 11
29 Damage: 11
*9th level*
Three of the orbs strike him
Disengage, Dex save at disadvantage (Empowered spell) DC 22
*Dex save for what?*
Disintegrate, it autocorrected
7 plus 9
(How much damage?)
She growls, rage fuming in her eyes, pointing a finger at him, breathing heavily. A torrent of dark energy launches itself at him, tearing into the fabric of his being. DC 20 CON save or take 49 damage. (Finger of Death)
72 force damage
22 Con save
I cast disintegrate again, Dex save at disadv or 81 force damage
*Wait, why Disadvantage? She's outside the Slow spell*
10 + 5
She growls in pain, before shouting out a Word. And what a horrible Word it is. The very thought of the Word terrifies you, frightens you to your very core. The word slips inside your brain, past your mental defences. It flips the switch in your brain, shuts down the sense of self preservation. Shuts down the need to live. After all, why do you need to live? It's pointless. You're giving up. (Power Word Kill. If at less than 100 HP, die. Otherwise, take 89 psychic damage.)
They fight, you can't seem to kill them
Blade is going to cast hold monster (Highented spell so disadv)
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"Battle prowess is the skill of a lesser man. I meant he must have been good in order to raise you so well. I won't say that I like knights, or even humans in general, but you seem like a good-ish egg."
"I'm not a human. Before he went, my dad decided to make me suffer too." He opens his mouth, revealing a set of pointed teeth. "I was training to be a knight when I was younger. Then I became a high ranking vampire."
He nods, his frown deepening. "I see. I retract all statements about your father. He killed a young boy. Normally I would be against killing, but if I was in the same room as him, one of us would leave it in a box."
He doesn't smile again, but his expression softens a bit. "A knight, huh? He must have been a good one."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
"Yeah, I like it too. It's a safe place. We've got laws though, and that seems to annoy people."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"Not really. He got cocky and forgot to wear a scarf to protect from vampire bites. Turned into one."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
'What kinda laws? I can follow rules. Used to have a legitimate business. Maybe I still kinda do, I don't know'
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"Simple ones. No killing or assault, no scamming or stealing, that sorta stuff. Of course, if someone threatens you, you can hurt them back. The laws were only made recently after an... incident."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"Relax. Other than what you've already done, I could use a couple potion ingredients. Mainly powdered hen's teeth and eye of newt. Make sure to get the REAL kind, though. Replacements don't work very well in my recipe, apparently."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
"Battle prowess is the skill of a lesser man. I meant he must have been good in order to raise you so well. I won't say that I like knights, or even humans in general, but you seem like a good-ish egg."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
"Alright! Just give me an ingredients list and I can get 'em!"
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"I'm not a human. Before he went, my dad decided to make me suffer too." He opens his mouth, revealing a set of pointed teeth. "I was training to be a knight when I was younger. Then I became a high ranking vampire."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
'Should be able to follow those no problem. Which is good, as I'll be staying here for a while. Might get back into the pest control business'
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"We've got pests. A lot of them."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
'I can help ya with that.'
Feuerstein plays a short melody on the pan pipes, drawing out a sea of critters from the corners of the room
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"Those panpipes magical?"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
They fight, you can't seem to kill them
Blade is going to cast hold monster (Highented spell so disadv)
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate; but you can just call me They/Them
I am a young teenage boy. I have Insomnia, ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+
[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
'They're not for sale. My services are'
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"Just curious, just curious. I'll talk to my boss. She thinks the critters make it feel homey."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
He nods, his frown deepening. "I see. I retract all statements about your father. He killed a young boy. Normally I would be against killing, but if I was in the same room as him, one of us would leave it in a box."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
'Aye, that they do. Don't mind 'em personally myself, but I know a lot of folks do. Sometimes I take them back to be pets instead of pests'
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*cut*
"I was old by then, but yeah... I'm fine. I'll be fine."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*CUT WITH GATO*
She casts Counterspell at 5th level.
(Slow would've ended by now, right? It's been more than ten turns I think)
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?