"Oh, I do, but you looked like you had places to go as well, and I didn't want to get in your way. I've been upgrading this thing's speed, by the way. Have you noticed?" The food is hot, but without chewing there's barely any texture or flavor. The vehicle is about the speed of a human olympic sprinter.
Au nods and smirks "Working on the horsepower eh?"
Slopnik laughs in response. "No! SLOP power! I'll show you when we arrive. I'm heading to my mountain lair, it's not far. It's like, a castle. It's really cool, you'll love it."
A massive, spider-like machine is heading toward town, stepping on the tops of trees like stones in a river. "ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS OF THE BLACK FOREST! I, DOCTORRRRR EDGARRRR SLOPNIK, WILL BE ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF EVERY TOWN LOCATED WITHIN THE FOREST EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! I WILL REWRITE ALL ZONING LAWS AND EDUCATIONAL MATERIALS FOR THE GLORY OF THE SLOPNIK EMPIRE! MUAHAHAHA!!!"
A massive, spider-like machine is heading toward town, stepping on the tops of trees like stones in a river. "ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS OF THE BLACK FOREST! I, DOCTORRRRR EDGARRRR SLOPNIK, WILL BE ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF EVERY TOWN LOCATED WITHIN THE FOREST EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! I WILL REWRITE ALL ZONING LAWS AND EDUCATIONAL MATERIALS FOR THE GLORY OF THE SLOPNIK EMPIRE! MUAHAHAHA!!!"
A tall Fae walks towards it calmly, putting down his cup full of dirt.
"Oy! You can't claim the entire forest! You have to go through the whole process! That's cheating! You can't do that. You didn't even fill out the form!"
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
A massive, spider-like machine is heading toward town, stepping on the tops of trees like stones in a river. "ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS OF THE BLACK FOREST! I, DOCTORRRRR EDGARRRR SLOPNIK, WILL BE ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF EVERY TOWN LOCATED WITHIN THE FOREST EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! I WILL REWRITE ALL ZONING LAWS AND EDUCATIONAL MATERIALS FOR THE GLORY OF THE SLOPNIK EMPIRE! MUAHAHAHA!!!"
A tall Fae walks towards it calmly, putting down his cup full of dirt.
"Oy! You can't claim the entire forest! You have to go through the whole process! That's cheating! You can't do that. You didn't even fill out the form!"
The machine lowers down to reveal the enormous, grinning human inside. "WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD! NO ONE STOPPED ME, SO HERE I AM!"
A massive, spider-like machine is heading toward town, stepping on the tops of trees like stones in a river. "ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS OF THE BLACK FOREST! I, DOCTORRRRR EDGARRRR SLOPNIK, WILL BE ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF EVERY TOWN LOCATED WITHIN THE FOREST EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! I WILL REWRITE ALL ZONING LAWS AND EDUCATIONAL MATERIALS FOR THE GLORY OF THE SLOPNIK EMPIRE! MUAHAHAHA!!!"
A tall Fae walks towards it calmly, putting down his cup full of dirt.
"Oy! You can't claim the entire forest! You have to go through the whole process! That's cheating! You can't do that. You didn't even fill out the form!"
The machine lowers down to reveal the enormous, grinning human inside. "WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD! NO ONE STOPPED ME, SO HERE I AM!"
"What am I, chopped liver?"
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
"Oh, I do, but you looked like you had places to go as well, and I didn't want to get in your way. I've been upgrading this thing's speed, by the way. Have you noticed?" The food is hot, but without chewing there's barely any texture or flavor. The vehicle is about the speed of a human olympic sprinter.
Au nods and smirks "Working on the horsepower eh?"
Slopnik laughs in response. "No! SLOP power! I'll show you when we arrive. I'm heading to my mountain lair, it's not far. It's like, a castle. It's really cool, you'll love it."
"A castle hm? I'm interested now." He chuckles. As they arrive, he slips into the black skirt he bought, swishing it around to test it out.
Slopnik laughs in response. "No! SLOP power! I'll show you when we arrive. I'm heading to my mountain lair, it's not far. It's like, a castle. It's really cool, you'll love it."
"A castle hm? I'm interested now." He chuckles. As they arrive, he slips into the black skirt he bought, swishing it around to test it out.
They stop up in the icy mountains, past numerous devices that look much like oil rigs with bright pink pipes leading all the way to their location: Slopcorp HQ. "Nice skirt. It looks good on you. This is my home, and where I do all my evil plotting. It's very big, but also very cold. The floors are heated with actual lava, but I'm so big that it doesn't really reach the majority of my body."
"A bit of that is usually good." She examines Raski, trying to tell if he's a threat.
Insight: 20
He doesn't exactly seem hostile, but he has an unsafe aura around him, as if he isn't the best person to befriend.
She stops hiding her book, and takes out an empty glass bottle. "Do you know anything about potions?"
"Not much." He shrugs. "I come from an area where they weren't common."
"Where did you come from?"
"Vampire lands." He says casually. "You?"
"A cave in the far mountains." She seems completely serious.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
*GTG, b back in like 10*
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
Slopnik laughs in response. "No! SLOP power! I'll show you when we arrive. I'm heading to my mountain lair, it's not far. It's like, a castle. It's really cool, you'll love it."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
*Back!*
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"Okay, okay. Go try to kill him. See what happens."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"What's that supposed to mean?! Do you want me to kill him or not?!"
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"I want to see what happens."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*CUT WITH NANER*
"... Alright. Fine."
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"See you around." She says coldly.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"... Yeah. See you around."
She walks backwards, into the darkness... where the wall is.
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
A massive, spider-like machine is heading toward town, stepping on the tops of trees like stones in a river. "ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS OF THE BLACK FOREST! I, DOCTORRRRR EDGARRRR SLOPNIK, WILL BE ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF EVERY TOWN LOCATED WITHIN THE FOREST EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! I WILL REWRITE ALL ZONING LAWS AND EDUCATIONAL MATERIALS FOR THE GLORY OF THE SLOPNIK EMPIRE! MUAHAHAHA!!!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
A tall Fae walks towards it calmly, putting down his cup full of dirt.
"Oy! You can't claim the entire forest! You have to go through the whole process! That's cheating! You can't do that. You didn't even fill out the form!"
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
The machine lowers down to reveal the enormous, grinning human inside. "WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD! NO ONE STOPPED ME, SO HERE I AM!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
"What am I, chopped liver?"
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
*GTG, be back in 1:30*
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"A castle hm? I'm interested now." He chuckles. As they arrive, he slips into the black skirt he bought, swishing it around to test it out.
Deal me in, kick the sin up a notch.
"IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A STATEMENT, I'D SUGGEST MAKING YOURSELF CLEAR BEFORE I REACH THE FIRST MAJOR TOWN."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
They stop up in the icy mountains, past numerous devices that look much like oil rigs with bright pink pipes leading all the way to their location: Slopcorp HQ. "Nice skirt. It looks good on you. This is my home, and where I do all my evil plotting. It's very big, but also very cold. The floors are heated with actual lava, but I'm so big that it doesn't really reach the majority of my body."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
"A cave in the far mountains." She seems completely serious.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
"And you're a witch?"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"Alrighty, then. Please stop."
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?