"Oh, I do, but you looked like you had places to go as well, and I didn't want to get in your way. I've been upgrading this thing's speed, by the way. Have you noticed?" The food is hot, but without chewing there's barely any texture or flavor. The vehicle is about the speed of a human olympic sprinter.
Au nods and smirks "Working on the horsepower eh?"
Slopnik laughs in response. "No! SLOP power! I'll show you when we arrive. I'm heading to my mountain lair, it's not far. It's like, a castle. It's really cool, you'll love it."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Because he's dangerous? And he could hurt you? And he's helping someone who some people think is evil incarnate?"
"Not willingly." She says quietly.
"So?! That doesn't make him less dangerous!"
"You shouldn't care."
She stays silent for a while.
"...And why shouldn't I care."
"My life is none of your business."
"And the person helping the Vampire King who is staying in a pretty populated area only relates to you. Huh. Makes sense."
"He isn't hurting anyone, is she?" She challenges.
"He may not be hurting anyone right now, but I can't take the chance of that happening in the future!"
"Okay, okay. Go try to kill him. See what happens."
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
"Because he's dangerous? And he could hurt you? And he's helping someone who some people think is evil incarnate?"
"Not willingly." She says quietly.
"So?! That doesn't make him less dangerous!"
"You shouldn't care."
She stays silent for a while.
"...And why shouldn't I care."
"My life is none of your business."
"And the person helping the Vampire King who is staying in a pretty populated area only relates to you. Huh. Makes sense."
"He isn't hurting anyone, is she?" She challenges.
"He may not be hurting anyone right now, but I can't take the chance of that happening in the future!"
"Okay, okay. Go try to kill him. See what happens."
"What's that supposed to mean?! Do you want me to kill him or not?!"
"I want to see what happens."
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
A massive, spider-like machine is heading toward town, stepping on the tops of trees like stones in a river. "ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS OF THE BLACK FOREST! I, DOCTORRRRR EDGARRRR SLOPNIK, WILL BE ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF EVERY TOWN LOCATED WITHIN THE FOREST EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! I WILL REWRITE ALL ZONING LAWS AND EDUCATIONAL MATERIALS FOR THE GLORY OF THE SLOPNIK EMPIRE! MUAHAHAHA!!!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A massive, spider-like machine is heading toward town, stepping on the tops of trees like stones in a river. "ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS OF THE BLACK FOREST! I, DOCTORRRRR EDGARRRR SLOPNIK, WILL BE ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF EVERY TOWN LOCATED WITHIN THE FOREST EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! I WILL REWRITE ALL ZONING LAWS AND EDUCATIONAL MATERIALS FOR THE GLORY OF THE SLOPNIK EMPIRE! MUAHAHAHA!!!"
A tall Fae walks towards it calmly, putting down his cup full of dirt.
"Oy! You can't claim the entire forest! You have to go through the whole process! That's cheating! You can't do that. You didn't even fill out the form!"
A massive, spider-like machine is heading toward town, stepping on the tops of trees like stones in a river. "ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS OF THE BLACK FOREST! I, DOCTORRRRR EDGARRRR SLOPNIK, WILL BE ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF EVERY TOWN LOCATED WITHIN THE FOREST EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! I WILL REWRITE ALL ZONING LAWS AND EDUCATIONAL MATERIALS FOR THE GLORY OF THE SLOPNIK EMPIRE! MUAHAHAHA!!!"
A tall Fae walks towards it calmly, putting down his cup full of dirt.
"Oy! You can't claim the entire forest! You have to go through the whole process! That's cheating! You can't do that. You didn't even fill out the form!"
The machine lowers down to reveal the enormous, grinning human inside. "WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD! NO ONE STOPPED ME, SO HERE I AM!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A massive, spider-like machine is heading toward town, stepping on the tops of trees like stones in a river. "ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS OF THE BLACK FOREST! I, DOCTORRRRR EDGARRRR SLOPNIK, WILL BE ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF EVERY TOWN LOCATED WITHIN THE FOREST EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! I WILL REWRITE ALL ZONING LAWS AND EDUCATIONAL MATERIALS FOR THE GLORY OF THE SLOPNIK EMPIRE! MUAHAHAHA!!!"
A tall Fae walks towards it calmly, putting down his cup full of dirt.
"Oy! You can't claim the entire forest! You have to go through the whole process! That's cheating! You can't do that. You didn't even fill out the form!"
The machine lowers down to reveal the enormous, grinning human inside. "WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD! NO ONE STOPPED ME, SO HERE I AM!"
"Oh, I do, but you looked like you had places to go as well, and I didn't want to get in your way. I've been upgrading this thing's speed, by the way. Have you noticed?" The food is hot, but without chewing there's barely any texture or flavor. The vehicle is about the speed of a human olympic sprinter.
Au nods and smirks "Working on the horsepower eh?"
Slopnik laughs in response. "No! SLOP power! I'll show you when we arrive. I'm heading to my mountain lair, it's not far. It's like, a castle. It's really cool, you'll love it."
"A castle hm? I'm interested now." He chuckles. As they arrive, he slips into the black skirt he bought, swishing it around to test it out.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
Slopnik laughs in response. "No! SLOP power! I'll show you when we arrive. I'm heading to my mountain lair, it's not far. It's like, a castle. It's really cool, you'll love it."
"A castle hm? I'm interested now." He chuckles. As they arrive, he slips into the black skirt he bought, swishing it around to test it out.
They stop up in the icy mountains, past numerous devices that look much like oil rigs with bright pink pipes leading all the way to their location: Slopcorp HQ. "Nice skirt. It looks good on you. This is my home, and where I do all my evil plotting. It's very big, but also very cold. The floors are heated with actual lava, but I'm so big that it doesn't really reach the majority of my body."
"A bit of that is usually good." She examines Raski, trying to tell if he's a threat.
Insight: 20
He doesn't exactly seem hostile, but he has an unsafe aura around him, as if he isn't the best person to befriend.
She stops hiding her book, and takes out an empty glass bottle. "Do you know anything about potions?"
"Not much." He shrugs. "I come from an area where they weren't common."
"Where did you come from?"
"Vampire lands." He says casually. "You?"
"A cave in the far mountains." She seems completely serious.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"A bit of that is usually good." She examines Raski, trying to tell if he's a threat.
Insight: 20
He doesn't exactly seem hostile, but he has an unsafe aura around him, as if he isn't the best person to befriend.
She stops hiding her book, and takes out an empty glass bottle. "Do you know anything about potions?"
"Not much." He shrugs. "I come from an area where they weren't common."
"Where did you come from?"
"Vampire lands." He says casually. "You?"
"A cave in the far mountains." She seems completely serious.
"And you're a witch?"
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
*GTG, b back in like 10*
Slopnik laughs in response. "No! SLOP power! I'll show you when we arrive. I'm heading to my mountain lair, it's not far. It's like, a castle. It's really cool, you'll love it."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Back!*
"Okay, okay. Go try to kill him. See what happens."
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
"What's that supposed to mean?! Do you want me to kill him or not?!"
"I want to see what happens."
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
*CUT WITH NANER*
"... Alright. Fine."
"See you around." She says coldly.
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
"... Yeah. See you around."
She walks backwards, into the darkness... where the wall is.
A massive, spider-like machine is heading toward town, stepping on the tops of trees like stones in a river. "ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS OF THE BLACK FOREST! I, DOCTORRRRR EDGARRRR SLOPNIK, WILL BE ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF EVERY TOWN LOCATED WITHIN THE FOREST EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! I WILL REWRITE ALL ZONING LAWS AND EDUCATIONAL MATERIALS FOR THE GLORY OF THE SLOPNIK EMPIRE! MUAHAHAHA!!!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A tall Fae walks towards it calmly, putting down his cup full of dirt.
"Oy! You can't claim the entire forest! You have to go through the whole process! That's cheating! You can't do that. You didn't even fill out the form!"
The machine lowers down to reveal the enormous, grinning human inside. "WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD! NO ONE STOPPED ME, SO HERE I AM!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"What am I, chopped liver?"
*GTG, be back in 1:30*
"A castle hm? I'm interested now." He chuckles. As they arrive, he slips into the black skirt he bought, swishing it around to test it out.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A STATEMENT, I'D SUGGEST MAKING YOURSELF CLEAR BEFORE I REACH THE FIRST MAJOR TOWN."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
They stop up in the icy mountains, past numerous devices that look much like oil rigs with bright pink pipes leading all the way to their location: Slopcorp HQ. "Nice skirt. It looks good on you. This is my home, and where I do all my evil plotting. It's very big, but also very cold. The floors are heated with actual lava, but I'm so big that it doesn't really reach the majority of my body."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"A cave in the far mountains." She seems completely serious.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
#BRINGBACKNATIONALDEX
"And you're a witch?"
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
"Alrighty, then. Please stop."