It looks away. "Shame. I was really hoping that I'd have a good excuse to stop procrastinating. Oh, well. Not a big deal."
He lifts his hands up, signing 'Procrastinating?'
"Yes. I'm very hungry right now, and only Mythicals can satiate me. It's just so boring. No one wants to talk once you kill their friends." It stands up and faces the knight.
Sage is wandering town, now having nothing to occupy her time.
A massive gator-like demon is out at the edge of town, building a throne of fresh, bleeding bones. It seems to be experimenting with the design as it chews on a ghost's severed forearm thoughtfully.
It looks away. "Shame. I was really hoping that I'd have a good excuse to stop procrastinating. Oh, well. Not a big deal."
He lifts his hands up, signing 'Procrastinating?'
"Yes. I'm very hungry right now, and only Mythicals can satiate me. It's just so boring. No one wants to talk once you kill their friends." It stands up and faces the knight.
The paladin tilts his head and blinks slowly. 'you eat..' he pauses his signs for a second before spelling out the word 'mythicals'
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"I am the white deer, I am the flowers blooming in the moonlight, I am the blue moon, I am the Feywild."
"Yes. I'm very hungry right now, and only Mythicals can satiate me. It's just so boring. No one wants to talk once you kill their friends." It stands up and faces the knight.
The paladin tilts his head and blinks slowly. 'you eat..' he pauses his signs for a second before spelling out the word 'mythicals'
"Of course. I prefer ghosts, demons, and other sorts of... ephemeral beings. Especially the impure ones. Spirits of malediction are my favorite, personally. But other creatures will do as well." It licks its long teeth. "I was told that any holy person would try to kill me on sight. Perhaps you have more caution than what was expected."
"Yes. I'm very hungry right now, and only Mythicals can satiate me. It's just so boring. No one wants to talk once you kill their friends." It stands up and faces the knight.
The paladin tilts his head and blinks slowly. 'you eat..' he pauses his signs for a second before spelling out the word 'mythicals'
"Of course. I prefer ghosts, demons, and other sorts of... ephemeral beings. Especially the impure ones. Spirits of malediction are my favorite, personally. But other creatures will do as well." It licks its long teeth. "I was told that any holy person would try to kill me on sight. Perhaps you have more caution than what was expected."
'I try to simply subdue those my lordship deems evil. I would rather not fight in most cases.' he signs before adding 'besides.. this is not my jurisdiction, I have no authority here.'
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"I am the white deer, I am the flowers blooming in the moonlight, I am the blue moon, I am the Feywild."
"Of course. I prefer ghosts, demons, and other sorts of... ephemeral beings. Especially the impure ones. Spirits of malediction are my favorite, personally. But other creatures will do as well." It licks its long teeth. "I was told that any holy person would try to kill me on sight. Perhaps you have more caution than what was expected."
'I try to simply subdue those my lordship deems evil. I would rather not fight in most cases.' he signs before adding 'besides.. this is not my jurisdiction, I have no authority here.'
"I could start, if you'd like." It holds up a claw. "I will warn you, everyone who has accepted that offer so far has found themselves in chunks." It steps forward, putting its claws on the knight's heavily armored upper arms and gently rubbing them.
"Of course. I prefer ghosts, demons, and other sorts of... ephemeral beings. Especially the impure ones. Spirits of malediction are my favorite, personally. But other creatures will do as well." It licks its long teeth. "I was told that any holy person would try to kill me on sight. Perhaps you have more caution than what was expected."
'I try to simply subdue those my lordship deems evil. I would rather not fight in most cases.' he signs before adding 'besides.. this is not my jurisdiction, I have no authority here.'
"I could start, if you'd like." It holds up a claw. "I will warn you, everyone who has accepted that offer so far has found themselves in chunks." It steps forward, putting its claws on the knight's heavily armored upper arms and gently rubbing them.
The paladin stiffens, pulling away as if they had been burnt by the sudden contact. He seems thrown off by his own reaction and blinks, processing it before standing straight again. 'Forgive me. I do not like to be touched.' they signed.
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"I am the white deer, I am the flowers blooming in the moonlight, I am the blue moon, I am the Feywild."
"I could start, if you'd like." It holds up a claw. "I will warn you, everyone who has accepted that offer so far has found themselves in chunks." It steps forward, putting its claws on the knight's heavily armored upper arms and gently rubbing them.
The paladin stiffens, pulling away as if they had been burnt by the sudden contact. He seems thrown off by his own reaction and blinks, processing it before standing straight again. 'Forgive me. I do not like to be touched.' they signed.
The monster frowns. "Out of all the men and women of Helm I've met, you are going to be the most boring. Perhaps I should just leave you. All things considered, you probably fight just as poorly as the others." He shrugs and turns. "I'll find someone else to kill, then. Someone more hypocritical."
Sage is wandering town, now having nothing to occupy her time.
A massive gator-like demon is out at the edge of town, building a throne of fresh, bleeding bones. It seems to be experimenting with the design as it chews on a ghost's severed forearm thoughtfully.
"Umm, why are you sitting on a pile of bones? What are they from?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Naima is flying around. she's going very fast, her form flickering with blue fire that produces no smoke
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"Oh, I bet I am hilarious. I myself find it funny when young children fly around convinced they're powerful, convinced their lives have meaning, convinced that they are something big. But, of course, they aren't. So young and naive... Well. Even us immortals are fools, eh kiddo? Immortality leads to foolishness more often than not, as you've shown... Luckily, I managed to dodge that bullet... Or at least, I hope so!"
*just a mo, she appers as an adult rn. aged up since vinstreb*
"fortunately, i take comfort in the fact that i mean something"
*Yes, but this cat is old. Like, really old.*
"Do you...? What have you done with your life...? What have you accomplished...?"
"exactly what i was put here by the creator to do. bedevil mortals, lead them to oases on occasion, raise and raze civilizations"
"And yet... in ten thousand years, what will the common folk remember you by?"
"in ten thousand years, ill still be around"
"But who will care?"
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
"It's normal meat. Mundane flesh doesn't do anything for me. It's nice, but it doesn't fill me up. It has to be mythical, which disappoints me. There's so few left in the world. My creator is trying to develop a work around."
"Alright!"
The cat proceeds to devour the entire meal, bag and all.
The demon tilts its head. "You're pretty interesting. My creator was hoping I'd kill you, but you seem like you'd be fun to talk with."
"Hah! If he hopes you'd kill me, I have bad news for him!"
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
"Alright. One pumpkin pie, two Werewolf Beer, add some camade to one!" She calls to the bartender.
*Medicine check.*
*Oh God*
10 + 1
*GP*
Deception: 16
Something flickers to the back of your mind as you hear the word camade, but she says it so casually and the bartender serves it up so quickly that you don't have a chance to think any more about it. Before long, you have a pumpkin pie and two drinks sitting in front of you.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
*But the class I'm using is literally named "Witch," and I can't just ignore the lore of this setting*
*Perhaps I could say they're a "Hexer" or something like that instead?*
*The concept of the class is that you have a curse so potent that you can draw magic from it, and your subclass is how you apply said curse. It's a debuff-centric full-caster by Mage Hand Press.*
Sage is sitting down in the tavern, preparing to order some dessert.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
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"Yes. I'm very hungry right now, and only Mythicals can satiate me. It's just so boring. No one wants to talk once you kill their friends." It stands up and faces the knight.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
A massive gator-like demon is out at the edge of town, building a throne of fresh, bleeding bones. It seems to be experimenting with the design as it chews on a ghost's severed forearm thoughtfully.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
The paladin tilts his head and blinks slowly. 'you eat..' he pauses his signs for a second before spelling out the word 'mythicals'
"I am the white deer, I am the flowers blooming in the moonlight, I am the blue moon, I am the Feywild."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Of course. I prefer ghosts, demons, and other sorts of... ephemeral beings. Especially the impure ones. Spirits of malediction are my favorite, personally. But other creatures will do as well." It licks its long teeth. "I was told that any holy person would try to kill me on sight. Perhaps you have more caution than what was expected."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
'I try to simply subdue those my lordship deems evil. I would rather not fight in most cases.' he signs before adding 'besides.. this is not my jurisdiction, I have no authority here.'
"I am the white deer, I am the flowers blooming in the moonlight, I am the blue moon, I am the Feywild."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"I could start, if you'd like." It holds up a claw. "I will warn you, everyone who has accepted that offer so far has found themselves in chunks." It steps forward, putting its claws on the knight's heavily armored upper arms and gently rubbing them.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
The paladin stiffens, pulling away as if they had been burnt by the sudden contact. He seems thrown off by his own reaction and blinks, processing it before standing straight again. 'Forgive me. I do not like to be touched.' they signed.
"I am the white deer, I am the flowers blooming in the moonlight, I am the blue moon, I am the Feywild."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
The monster frowns. "Out of all the men and women of Helm I've met, you are going to be the most boring. Perhaps I should just leave you. All things considered, you probably fight just as poorly as the others." He shrugs and turns. "I'll find someone else to kill, then. Someone more hypocritical."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
"Umm, why are you sitting on a pile of bones? What are they from?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
Naima is flying around. she's going very fast, her form flickering with blue fire that produces no smoke
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*When you create the future in this world and the future ends with some crazy stuff happening...*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"But who will care?"
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"Hah! If he hopes you'd kill me, I have bad news for him!"
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
*Oh dear Lord*
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
*FEEEEAAAARRR...*
*WITHIN YOUR GEEEEAAAARRRS...*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
*Hihi!*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
Deception: 16
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
Something flickers to the back of your mind as you hear the word camade, but she says it so casually and the bartender serves it up so quickly that you don't have a chance to think any more about it. Before long, you have a pumpkin pie and two drinks sitting in front of you.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*I'm making a baker who is also a witch*
*But I'm not sure if I want to play a cannibal*
*But the class I'm using is literally named "Witch," and I can't just ignore the lore of this setting*
*Perhaps I could say they're a "Hexer" or something like that instead?*
*The concept of the class is that you have a curse so potent that you can draw magic from it, and your subclass is how you apply said curse. It's a debuff-centric full-caster by Mage Hand Press.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Sage is sitting down in the tavern, preparing to order some dessert.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing