*And they might survive it long enough for you to have fun with it!*
*...assuming you don't roll super well...*
*I mean, with 40d6, theres not much that could survive. But, here's to the demons health! And the protection of the town!*
*New rule: Do not nuke the town.*
*Awwww... Okay....*
*looks like this is a no fun zone*
*joke*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
Around town, mysterious carvings are etched into the buildings, including many on the Tavern. All these carvings speak of some 'Teacher', and that those with the pursuit of knowledge should meet by the Library and ask to be taught. Surrounding the words are strange carvings of eyes and tentacles. Any attempt to paint over the carvings, or fill them in, are met with failure, the etchings burning red hot and ingrave themselves back onto the wall.
naima observes as the markings fill back in over her grafitti
A Cat wanders down the road, in a wizards robe and hat.
she watches the cat
The cat walks up to her.
"... You're the idiot who insisted on blowing me around, aren't you?!"
she smiles "of course. you were in my sky"
"You're sky?! Nobody owns the sky! No God or higher power can claim to own the sky! The sky is independent, ever changing, chaotic! You may as well try and claim to own Time itself! No, the sky is too vast, and changes too often for you to be able to claim ownership."
"should the sky not belong to the greatest creatures in creation?"
"One, you and your kind are far from the greatest creatures I, let alone the world, have seen. I have found wonders beyond yr comprehension, and there are many more I have not yet found. And nay, not even the greatest being this world has to offer should own the sky. For the sky is free, endless, ever-changing."
"I highly doubt there is anything in the world more wondrous than I"
"Ah. And, why are you better than anything else of this land?"
"because I am a Marid, and they are not. its as simple as that"
"And why are Marids superior to all?"
"In all respects. we are more learned, powerful, humble than any other society. our cities more beautiful, and our art more breathtaking"
"Hah! Do you understand the words you just stated yourself to be? I doubt you are as powerful as you claim to be, and by the way you call yourself humble, I suppose you'd have a deficiency in not only humility, but knowledge as well!"
"i understand perfectly. i could have listed every way im superior, but restrained myself. am i not the picture of humility?"
"Humility would be stating that we are all equals, as is the truth. Humility would be understanding that none are better or worse, none are superior. And, you cannot be the most powerful creatures to walk this earth, nor the most nearned, as someone of that knowledge and power would understand the error in your proclamations."
she laughs derisivley "equals? there's no sutch thing"
"Ah, but one with true knowledge and powwer would understand that they are not the most powerful, nor the most knowledgeable. They would understand that there is always more to learn. They would understand that everyone, is equal, that wealth, knowledge, physical prowess, political strength, all of those don't matter in determining ones worth. We are all equals. There may be some that are more powerful than others, but that doens;t make them better than those who are less powerful."
"next you'll be telling me im on the same level as mortals"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
A heavily garbed figure walks into town, clearly from the mountains. Ice forms on the fallen leaves and animal bones left in its wake. It carries a bag of fast food from some chain called Slophaven in its heavy gloves. Not an inch of skin is showing.
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
A heavily garbed figure walks into town, clearly from the mountains. Ice forms on the fallen leaves and animal bones left in its wake. It carries a bag of fast food from some chain called Slophaven in its heavy gloves. Not an inch of skin is showing.
A small cat in a wizards robe and hat is walking along the road, and greets the figure.
"Hello, there! Are you new to this place?"
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
"Oh, I bet I am hilarious. I myself find it funny when young children fly around convinced they're powerful, convinced their lives have meaning, convinced that they are something big. But, of course, they aren't. So young and naive... Well. Even us immortals are fools, eh kiddo? Immortality leads to foolishness more often than not, as you've shown... Luckily, I managed to dodge that bullet... Or at least, I hope so!"
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
A heavily garbed figure walks into town, clearly from the mountains. Ice forms on the fallen leaves and animal bones left in its wake. It carries a bag of fast food from some chain called Slophaven in its heavy gloves. Not an inch of skin is showing.
A small cat in a wizards robe and hat is walking along the road, and greets the figure.
"Hello, there! Are you new to this place?"
It nods. "Yes. I was told I should introduce myself to the neighbors, and I thought it sounded like a good idea." It holds out a hand. "I like your hat. Are you a witch?"
A heavily garbed figure walks into town, clearly from the mountains. Ice forms on the fallen leaves and animal bones left in its wake. It carries a bag of fast food from some chain called Slophaven in its heavy gloves. Not an inch of skin is showing.
A small cat in a wizards robe and hat is walking along the road, and greets the figure.
"Hello, there! Are you new to this place?"
It nods. "Yes. I was told I should introduce myself to the neighbors, and I thought it sounded like a good idea." It holds out a hand. "I like your hat. Are you a witch?"
the cat laughs.
"Oh, no, I am not a Witch. And thank you. It is a good hat."
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
It nods. "Yes. I was told I should introduce myself to the neighbors, and I thought it sounded like a good idea." It holds out a hand. "I like your hat. Are you a witch?"
the cat laughs.
"Oh, no, I am not a Witch. And thank you. It is a good hat."
"I think my creator told me about you. You know how to call down meteors, right?" The towering thing chuckles. "I'd like to see that sometime."
"Oh, I bet I am hilarious. I myself find it funny when young children fly around convinced they're powerful, convinced their lives have meaning, convinced that they are something big. But, of course, they aren't. So young and naive... Well. Even us immortals are fools, eh kiddo? Immortality leads to foolishness more often than not, as you've shown... Luckily, I managed to dodge that bullet... Or at least, I hope so!"
*just a mo, she appers as an adult rn. aged up since vinstreb*
"fortunately, i take comfort in the fact that i mean something"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
It nods. "Yes. I was told I should introduce myself to the neighbors, and I thought it sounded like a good idea." It holds out a hand. "I like your hat. Are you a witch?"
the cat laughs.
"Oh, no, I am not a Witch. And thank you. It is a good hat."
"I think my creator told me about you. You know how to call down meteors, right?" The towering thing chuckles. "I'd like to see that sometime."
"... Ah. And I do believe that your creator had left, but oh well."
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
"Oh, I bet I am hilarious. I myself find it funny when young children fly around convinced they're powerful, convinced their lives have meaning, convinced that they are something big. But, of course, they aren't. So young and naive... Well. Even us immortals are fools, eh kiddo? Immortality leads to foolishness more often than not, as you've shown... Luckily, I managed to dodge that bullet... Or at least, I hope so!"
*just a mo, she appers as an adult rn. aged up since vinstreb*
"fortunately, i take comfort in the fact that i mean something"
*Yes, but this cat is old. Like, really old.*
"Do you...? What have you done with your life...? What have you accomplished...?"
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
"I think my creator told me about you. You know how to call down meteors, right?" The towering thing chuckles. "I'd like to see that sometime."
"... Ah. And I do believe that your creator had left, but oh well."
"He had. You rattled him a bit. He doesn't want to come back until you're gone. Shame that cats have nine lives, huh? No, he won't be back for a while." It stretches. "It's a lot warmer down here. Nice to know."
"I think my creator told me about you. You know how to call down meteors, right?" The towering thing chuckles. "I'd like to see that sometime."
"... Ah. And I do believe that your creator had left, but oh well."
"He had. You rattled him a bit. He doesn't want to come back until you're gone. Shame that cats have nine lives, huh? No, he won't be back for a while." It stretches. "It's a lot warmer down here. Nice to know."
"Well, please tell your creator that A, I am not a cat, and B, I have lived much longer than nine lives."
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
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*looks like this is a no fun zone*
*joke*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
*I meant the canonical town. This thread is not canon to my world, so go ahead and nuke the town :3*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*Yay! And I mean, it's only four 40 foot spheres. That couldn't blow up an entire town, could it?*
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
*cut with Gonz*
"Alright. One pumpkin pie, two Werewolf Beer, add some camade to one!" She calls to the bartender.
*Medicine check.*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"next you'll be telling me im on the same level as mortals"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Oh God*
8 + 3
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
*GP*
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
*CUT WITH CAPATIN*
"Why yes you are!"
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
A heavily garbed figure walks into town, clearly from the mountains. Ice forms on the fallen leaves and animal bones left in its wake. It carries a bag of fast food from some chain called Slophaven in its heavy gloves. Not an inch of skin is showing.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
she laughs again. "you're funny, cat"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
A small cat in a wizards robe and hat is walking along the road, and greets the figure.
"Hello, there! Are you new to this place?"
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
His smile drops.
"Oh, I bet I am hilarious. I myself find it funny when young children fly around convinced they're powerful, convinced their lives have meaning, convinced that they are something big. But, of course, they aren't. So young and naive... Well. Even us immortals are fools, eh kiddo? Immortality leads to foolishness more often than not, as you've shown... Luckily, I managed to dodge that bullet... Or at least, I hope so!"
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
It nods. "Yes. I was told I should introduce myself to the neighbors, and I thought it sounded like a good idea." It holds out a hand. "I like your hat. Are you a witch?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
the cat laughs.
"Oh, no, I am not a Witch. And thank you. It is a good hat."
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"I think my creator told me about you. You know how to call down meteors, right?" The towering thing chuckles. "I'd like to see that sometime."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*just a mo, she appers as an adult rn. aged up since vinstreb*
"fortunately, i take comfort in the fact that i mean something"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"... Ah. And I do believe that your creator had left, but oh well."
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
*Yes, but this cat is old. Like, really old.*
"Do you...? What have you done with your life...? What have you accomplished...?"
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"He had. You rattled him a bit. He doesn't want to come back until you're gone. Shame that cats have nine lives, huh? No, he won't be back for a while." It stretches. "It's a lot warmer down here. Nice to know."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Well, please tell your creator that A, I am not a cat, and B, I have lived much longer than nine lives."
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?