*Some dumbass from South Africa logged into my school account*
*WHAT*
*I GOT A god damn email about suspicious log in from cape town south africa on a ipod or something i'm praying its just a scam but it probably ain't but if i need to make a new account it will be named balthoran*
*Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's fun.*
*no it isn't that ******* has a 5 hour head start on stealing whatever information a school cromebook has on me*
*i'm sorry...*
*its fine i doubt anything of actual value is on the cromebook it was just a scare and panic when i saw it*
*night yall drizzt might not exist in a bit if i get a new account*
*baiiiiiii*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Mal sits down next to Immerral, carrying a notebook that's almost full with notes. "Fascinating... fascinating... Ynera, killed by his own apprentice? The war to banish the extraplanars? How marvelous. Oh, hello there Immerral!" He waves.
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Mal sits down next to Immerral, carrying a notebook that's almost full with notes. "Fascinating... fascinating... Ynera, killed by his own apprentice? The war to banish the extraplanars? How marvelous. Oh, hello there Immerral!" He waves.
"mal" she nods. "what were you talking about?"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Mal sits down next to Immerral, carrying a notebook that's almost full with notes. "Fascinating... fascinating... Ynera, killed by his own apprentice? The war to banish the extraplanars? How marvelous. Oh, hello there Immerral!" He waves.
"mal" she nods. "what were you talking about?"
"Oh, just some history I learned! This place is fascinating, don't you think?"
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Mal sits down next to Immerral, carrying a notebook that's almost full with notes. "Fascinating... fascinating... Ynera, killed by his own apprentice? The war to banish the extraplanars? How marvelous. Oh, hello there Immerral!" He waves.
"mal" she nods. "what were you talking about?"
"Oh, just some history I learned! This place is fascinating, don't you think?"
"very. how have you been?"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Mal sits down next to Immerral, carrying a notebook that's almost full with notes. "Fascinating... fascinating... Ynera, killed by his own apprentice? The war to banish the extraplanars? How marvelous. Oh, hello there Immerral!" He waves.
"mal" she nods. "what were you talking about?"
"Oh, just some history I learned! This place is fascinating, don't you think?"
"very. how have you been?"
"Very good! I visited the library today! Just getting ready to enter the competition."
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Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Mal sits down next to Immerral, carrying a notebook that's almost full with notes. "Fascinating... fascinating... Ynera, killed by his own apprentice? The war to banish the extraplanars? How marvelous. Oh, hello there Immerral!" He waves.
"mal" she nods. "what were you talking about?"
"Oh, just some history I learned! This place is fascinating, don't you think?"
"very. how have you been?"
"Very good! I visited the library today! Just getting ready to enter the competition."
"i didnt know there was a library. as am i."
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Mal sits down next to Immerral, carrying a notebook that's almost full with notes. "Fascinating... fascinating... Ynera, killed by his own apprentice? The war to banish the extraplanars? How marvelous. Oh, hello there Immerral!" He waves.
"mal" she nods. "what were you talking about?"
"Oh, just some history I learned! This place is fascinating, don't you think?"
"very. how have you been?"
"Very good! I visited the library today! Just getting ready to enter the competition."
"i didnt know there was a library. as am i."
"There is! The kind person circled it on my map."
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Mal sits down next to Immerral, carrying a notebook that's almost full with notes. "Fascinating... fascinating... Ynera, killed by his own apprentice? The war to banish the extraplanars? How marvelous. Oh, hello there Immerral!" He waves.
"mal" she nods. "what were you talking about?"
"Oh, just some history I learned! This place is fascinating, don't you think?"
"very. how have you been?"
"Very good! I visited the library today! Just getting ready to enter the competition."
"i didnt know there was a library. as am i."
"There is! The kind person circled it on my map."
"wonderful. what did you read?"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Mal sits down next to Immerral, carrying a notebook that's almost full with notes. "Fascinating... fascinating... Ynera, killed by his own apprentice? The war to banish the extraplanars? How marvelous. Oh, hello there Immerral!" He waves.
"mal" she nods. "what were you talking about?"
"Oh, just some history I learned! This place is fascinating, don't you think?"
"very. how have you been?"
"Very good! I visited the library today! Just getting ready to enter the competition."
"i didnt know there was a library. as am i."
"There is! The kind person circled it on my map."
"wonderful. what did you read?"
"Everything I could get my hands on." He grins. "Took notes too."
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Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Mal sits down next to Immerral, carrying a notebook that's almost full with notes. "Fascinating... fascinating... Ynera, killed by his own apprentice? The war to banish the extraplanars? How marvelous. Oh, hello there Immerral!" He waves.
"mal" she nods. "what were you talking about?"
"Oh, just some history I learned! This place is fascinating, don't you think?"
"very. how have you been?"
"Very good! I visited the library today! Just getting ready to enter the competition."
"i didnt know there was a library. as am i."
"There is! The kind person circled it on my map."
"wonderful. what did you read?"
"Everything I could get my hands on." He grins. "Took notes too."
"excellent. I did some training on the killing floor today"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Mal sits down next to Immerral, carrying a notebook that's almost full with notes. "Fascinating... fascinating... Ynera, killed by his own apprentice? The war to banish the extraplanars? How marvelous. Oh, hello there Immerral!" He waves.
"mal" she nods. "what were you talking about?"
"Oh, just some history I learned! This place is fascinating, don't you think?"
"very. how have you been?"
"Very good! I visited the library today! Just getting ready to enter the competition."
"i didnt know there was a library. as am i."
"There is! The kind person circled it on my map."
"wonderful. what did you read?"
"Everything I could get my hands on." He grins. "Took notes too."
"excellent. I did some training on the killing floor today"
"Oh, you did? What was that like?"
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Mal sits down next to Immerral, carrying a notebook that's almost full with notes. "Fascinating... fascinating... Ynera, killed by his own apprentice? The war to banish the extraplanars? How marvelous. Oh, hello there Immerral!" He waves.
"mal" she nods. "what were you talking about?"
"Oh, just some history I learned! This place is fascinating, don't you think?"
"very. how have you been?"
"Very good! I visited the library today! Just getting ready to enter the competition."
"i didnt know there was a library. as am i."
"There is! The kind person circled it on my map."
"wonderful. what did you read?"
"Everything I could get my hands on." He grins. "Took notes too."
"excellent. I did some training on the killing floor today"
"Oh, you did? What was that like?"
"it was..... interesting. I got into a debate with someone over the state of their soul"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
A small, glowing teal ooze is sitting in a back alley.
a half-elf woman in gleaming silver armor, her hair in a long braid walks by, cleaning her sword
The ooze tries to inch further into the alley, but knocks over some trash, causing a comically loud noise.
her ears twitch, and she looks down the alley. she stops cleaning her sword. "hunh?"
She can clearly see a small glob of ooze. It seems to be trying to slip through a crack in the wall, but it cannot fit, due to the many items contained inside its slime.
"...hello?"
The slime tentatively raises a pseudopod and waves.
"so you are sentient. hunh"
The ooze burbles angrily at this, as if it's offended by the thought that it ever might not be intelligent.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something else here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
A small, glowing teal ooze is sitting in a back alley.
a half-elf woman in gleaming silver armor, her hair in a long braid walks by, cleaning her sword
The ooze tries to inch further into the alley, but knocks over some trash, causing a comically loud noise.
her ears twitch, and she looks down the alley. she stops cleaning her sword. "hunh?"
She can clearly see a small glob of ooze. It seems to be trying to slip through a crack in the wall, but it cannot fit, due to the many items contained inside its slime.
"...hello?"
The slime tentatively raises a pseudopod and waves.
"so you are sentient. hunh"
The ooze burbles angrily at this, as if it's offended by the thought that it ever might not be intelligent.
"okay, okay. I've never met a sentient ooze. where are you from?"
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A dark skinned, dark haired woman stumbles into the tavern on trembling legs. Her hands are covered in blood, as are the blade and spike of her halberd, held in quivering fingers. She has an empty look in her eyes, and she wears a bloody, ripped costume, that used to be full of vibrant colors and fancy designs, but now it’s barely wearable.
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
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*its fine i doubt anything of actual value is on the cromebook it was just a scare and panic when i saw it*
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*baiiiiiii*
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Immerral is eating in the inn
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Mal sits down next to Immerral, carrying a notebook that's almost full with notes. "Fascinating... fascinating... Ynera, killed by his own apprentice? The war to banish the extraplanars? How marvelous. Oh, hello there Immerral!" He waves.
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"mal" she nods. "what were you talking about?"
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Oh, just some history I learned! This place is fascinating, don't you think?"
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"very. how have you been?"
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Very good! I visited the library today! Just getting ready to enter the competition."
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"i didnt know there was a library. as am i."
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"There is! The kind person circled it on my map."
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"wonderful. what did you read?"
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Everything I could get my hands on." He grins. "Took notes too."
Your local friendly stupid doop!
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"excellent. I did some training on the killing floor today"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Oh, you did? What was that like?"
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"it was..... interesting. I got into a debate with someone over the state of their soul"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
The ooze burbles angrily at this, as if it's offended by the thought that it ever might not be intelligent.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something else here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
"okay, okay. I've never met a sentient ooze. where are you from?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*:P*
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*hornet because SILKSONG*
A dark skinned, dark haired woman stumbles into the tavern on trembling legs. Her hands are covered in blood, as are the blade and spike of her halberd, held in quivering fingers. She has an empty look in her eyes, and she wears a bloody, ripped costume, that used to be full of vibrant colors and fancy designs, but now it’s barely wearable.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor