"i havent been around here mutch, but oerth, especially where i grew up, was worse than what ive seen of here"
“Ah, that is unfortunate. My condolences. Do you intend to stay only for the competitive season?” Ancalagon lifts their helmet slightly, just enough to drink a sip of apple cider. Their skin is a strange shade of deep violet-brown, covered in tattoos that are difficult to make out. “I recommend you visit at least one other place before leaving. Particularly a zoo. I’ve heard that the array of wildlife here is much more vast than the average world. Likely something to do with water and light concentrations.”
"I came for the competition, I might stay afterwards. I have nothing tying me to home that I didn't leave a long time ago"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“What if you are? Neither have been proven, as far as I know there’s nobody here who can stand up to me. My hypotheses haven’t been tested yet. See, theres the Soothsalts.”
"You probably need to cut back on those. They're making you loopy. Well, loopier than you were before."
“The Soothsalts they mine on this planet are nothing compared to what other places have. The darker red, the more potent, and these,” he holds another one up, “are orange at best.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
"I've tried to get a look at the inside, but they seem to take energy from nothing."
"fascinating. have you talked anymore to dey?"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“Well I’m not gonna fight like this on the Floor.” She rolls her eyes, before blocking another hit with the haft of her halberd.
“Well, at least you’re confident.” They sigh. “I will be out there as well. I assume you have a name?”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"i havent been around here mutch, but oerth, especially where i grew up, was worse than what ive seen of here"
“Ah, that is unfortunate. My condolences. Do you intend to stay only for the competitive season?” Ancalagon lifts their helmet slightly, just enough to drink a sip of apple cider. Their skin is a strange shade of deep violet-brown, covered in tattoos that are difficult to make out. “I recommend you visit at least one other place before leaving. Particularly a zoo. I’ve heard that the array of wildlife here is much more vast than the average world. Likely something to do with water and light concentrations.”
"I came for the competition, I might stay afterwards. I have nothing tying me to home that I didn't leave a long time ago"
she takes a sip of her milk
perception if you want
Perception: Unable to parse dice roll.
“If I may ask, then why return at all?”
"its....... famillier. I know how it works"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
”I can understand that. What makes your home such a hellscape? Perhaps it is salvageable, or repairable.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“What if you are? Neither have been proven, as far as I know there’s nobody here who can stand up to me. My hypotheses haven’t been tested yet. See, theres the Soothsalts.”
"You probably need to cut back on those. They're making you loopy. Well, loopier than you were before."
“The Soothsalts they mine on this planet are nothing compared to what other places have. The darker red, the more potent, and these,” he holds another one up, “are orange at best.”
"Wow. I'm half terrified and half curious how much crazier the other ones make you."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"I've tried to get a look at the inside, but they seem to take energy from nothing."
"fascinating. have you talked anymore to Dey?"
"Once. He says he's looking for people who can survive in fights against him, so if I attack him, I have an excuse."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
“Well I’m not gonna fight like this on the Floor.” She rolls her eyes, before blocking another hit with the haft of her halberd.
“Well, at least you’re confident.” They sigh. “I will be out there as well. I assume you have a name?”
“Not confident. Desperate.” She ends, as her opponent’s greatsword falls down on her and cleaves through her skull, leaving her lying in the dirt.
*oof, now she has to pay the 300+ gold for a reviving spell*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
”I can understand that. What makes your home such a hellscape? Perhaps it is salvageable, or repairable.”
you see her scelera, the whites of her eyes, are pure black
"ostensibly, its because of the demon Iuz, but in the supposedly free city of greyhawk, where I was born, the rich get richer, while the poor fall to poverty.................. its one problem that..... that I cant fix"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"I've tried to get a look at the inside, but they seem to take energy from nothing."
"fascinating. have you talked anymore to Dey?"
"Once. He says he's looking for people who can survive in fights against him, so if I attack him, I have an excuse."
"so do I. I got into a... small fight with him the other day..."
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“What if you are? Neither have been proven, as far as I know there’s nobody here who can stand up to me. My hypotheses haven’t been tested yet. See, theres the Soothsalts.”
"You probably need to cut back on those. They're making you loopy. Well, loopier than you were before."
“The Soothsalts they mine on this planet are nothing compared to what other places have. The darker red, the more potent, and these,” he holds another one up, “are orange at best.”
"Wow. I'm half terrified and half curious how much crazier the other ones make you."
“Unless you follow me offworld, you’ll probably never see that.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
"I've tried to get a look at the inside, but they seem to take energy from nothing."
"fascinating. have you talked anymore to Dey?"
"Once. He says he's looking for people who can survive in fights against him, so if I attack him, I have an excuse."
"so do I. I got into a... small fight with him the other day..."
"What about?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
“What if you are? Neither have been proven, as far as I know there’s nobody here who can stand up to me. My hypotheses haven’t been tested yet. See, theres the Soothsalts.”
"You probably need to cut back on those. They're making you loopy. Well, loopier than you were before."
“The Soothsalts they mine on this planet are nothing compared to what other places have. The darker red, the more potent, and these,” he holds another one up, “are orange at best.”
"Wow. I'm half terrified and half curious how much crazier the other ones make you."
“Unless you follow me offworld, you’ll probably never see that.”
"You're leaving? Great!"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
“What if you are? Neither have been proven, as far as I know there’s nobody here who can stand up to me. My hypotheses haven’t been tested yet. See, theres the Soothsalts.”
"You probably need to cut back on those. They're making you loopy. Well, loopier than you were before."
“The Soothsalts they mine on this planet are nothing compared to what other places have. The darker red, the more potent, and these,” he holds another one up, “are orange at best.”
"Wow. I'm half terrified and half curious how much crazier the other ones make you."
“Unless you follow me offworld, you’ll probably never see that.”
"You're leaving? Great!"
“Don’t get too excited. I’m sticking around until the games die down.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
"I've tried to get a look at the inside, but they seem to take energy from nothing."
"fascinating. have you talked anymore to Dey?"
"Once. He says he's looking for people who can survive in fights against him, so if I attack him, I have an excuse."
"so do I. I got into a... small fight with him the other day..."
"What about?"
"he got in my head, threatened to force my secrets out. its not important"
DECEPTION: 24
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“What if you are? Neither have been proven, as far as I know there’s nobody here who can stand up to me. My hypotheses haven’t been tested yet. See, theres the Soothsalts.”
"You probably need to cut back on those. They're making you loopy. Well, loopier than you were before."
“The Soothsalts they mine on this planet are nothing compared to what other places have. The darker red, the more potent, and these,” he holds another one up, “are orange at best.”
"Wow. I'm half terrified and half curious how much crazier the other ones make you."
“Unless you follow me offworld, you’ll probably never see that.”
"You're leaving? Great!"
“Don’t get too excited. I’m sticking around until the games die down.”
"How long will that be?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"I've tried to get a look at the inside, but they seem to take energy from nothing."
"fascinating. have you talked anymore to Dey?"
"Once. He says he's looking for people who can survive in fights against him, so if I attack him, I have an excuse."
"so do I. I got into a... small fight with him the other day..."
"What about?"
"he got in my head, threatened to force my secrets out. its not important"
DECEPTION: 24
"If you say so."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
“What if you are? Neither have been proven, as far as I know there’s nobody here who can stand up to me. My hypotheses haven’t been tested yet. See, theres the Soothsalts.”
"You probably need to cut back on those. They're making you loopy. Well, loopier than you were before."
“The Soothsalts they mine on this planet are nothing compared to what other places have. The darker red, the more potent, and these,” he holds another one up, “are orange at best.”
"Wow. I'm half terrified and half curious how much crazier the other ones make you."
“Unless you follow me offworld, you’ll probably never see that.”
"You're leaving? Great!"
“Don’t get too excited. I’m sticking around until the games die down.”
"How long will that be?"
He shrugs. “Until I get bored. You know, I visited a strange planet once, with this faction of scientists called the Symic. They believed that the body you were born with was meant to be a placeholder, and would regularly undergo surgery to remove different parts of their bodies and replace them with something else. Isn’t that interesting?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
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Perception: 28
“If I may ask, then why return at all?”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“The Soothsalts they mine on this planet are nothing compared to what other places have. The darker red, the more potent, and these,” he holds another one up, “are orange at best.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"fascinating. have you talked anymore to dey?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Well, at least you’re confident.” They sigh. “I will be out there as well. I assume you have a name?”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"its....... famillier. I know how it works"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Fixed the roll, total was 28*
”I can understand that. What makes your home such a hellscape? Perhaps it is salvageable, or repairable.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Wow. I'm half terrified and half curious how much crazier the other ones make you."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"Once. He says he's looking for people who can survive in fights against him, so if I attack him, I have an excuse."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
“Not confident. Desperate.” She ends, as her opponent’s greatsword falls down on her and cleaves through her skull, leaving her lying in the dirt.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*oof, now she has to pay the 300+ gold for a reviving spell*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
you see her scelera, the whites of her eyes, are pure black
"ostensibly, its because of the demon Iuz, but in the supposedly free city of greyhawk, where I was born, the rich get richer, while the poor fall to poverty.................. its one problem that..... that I cant fix"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"so do I. I got into a... small fight with him the other day..."
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Unless you follow me offworld, you’ll probably never see that.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"What about?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"You're leaving? Great!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
“Don’t get too excited. I’m sticking around until the games die down.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"he got in my head, threatened to force my secrets out. its not important"
DECEPTION: 24
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"How long will that be?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"If you say so."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
He shrugs. “Until I get bored. You know, I visited a strange planet once, with this faction of scientists called the Symic. They believed that the body you were born with was meant to be a placeholder, and would regularly undergo surgery to remove different parts of their bodies and replace them with something else. Isn’t that interesting?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor