“We’re just creating a stage persona. Not unlike what adventurers of your caliber do.”
"I'm afraid I don't know what you mean"
*Immerral Galanodel: Hypocrite!*
“The paladin they all see out there isn’t the same as the one you know lives right up there.”
"of course it is"
DECEPTION: 21
Insight:16
*finally! her +11 pays off against you!*
“I’m emotionally intelligent enough to admit when I’m wrong. What gods do you follow?”
"Heironeous, god of duty and justice. from my native world"
“I have intelligence indicating otherwise. Why’s that?”
"what, is Heironeous not the god of duty?"
“You have previously stated that you worship Tyr and Buhamut, among others. Explain this to me.”
"... I don't know what you mean. maybe your informants misremembered. those gods are pretty similar"
DECEPTION: 15
Insight: 12 if it doesn’t pass, use a luck point 17
*worth* ”Immeral, why do you lie? I trust these informants with my life, yet you insult them this way.”
"i simply state that those gods could have been confused with eachother"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“You have previously stated that you worship Tyr and Buhamut, among others. Explain this to me.”
"... I don't know what you mean. maybe your informants misremembered. those gods are pretty similar"
DECEPTION: 15
Insight: 12 if it doesn’t pass, use a luck point 17
*worth* ”Immeral, why do you lie? I trust these informants with my life, yet you insult them this way.”
"i simply state that those gods could have been confused with eachother"
“You were implying that my informants were lying. Because I assume you know this language well enough to differentiate a word with three syllables from one with only one. Of course, maybe I overestimate you.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
Fives is overlooking the city from a rooftop. You don't know how they could have got there, since there's no ladder or stairway.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
“You have previously stated that you worship Tyr and Buhamut, among others. Explain this to me.”
"... I don't know what you mean. maybe your informants misremembered. those gods are pretty similar"
DECEPTION: 15
Insight: 12 if it doesn’t pass, use a luck point 17
*worth* ”Immeral, why do you lie? I trust these informants with my life, yet you insult them this way.”
"i simply state that those gods could have been confused with eachother"
“You were implying that my informants were lying. Because I assume you know this language well enough to differentiate a word with three syllables from one with only one. Of course, maybe I overestimate you.”
"i didnt say lying, i said misremembered. a human mistake"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“You have previously stated that you worship Tyr and Buhamut, among others. Explain this to me.”
"... I don't know what you mean. maybe your informants misremembered. those gods are pretty similar"
DECEPTION: 15
Insight: 12 if it doesn’t pass, use a luck point 17
*worth* ”Immeral, why do you lie? I trust these informants with my life, yet you insult them this way.”
"i simply state that those gods could have been confused with eachother"
“You were implying that my informants were lying. Because I assume you know this language well enough to differentiate a word with three syllables from one with only one. Of course, maybe I overestimate you.”
"i didnt say lying, i said misremembered. a human mistake"
“I am not human. And you are only half so.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
“You have previously stated that you worship Tyr and Buhamut, among others. Explain this to me.”
"... I don't know what you mean. maybe your informants misremembered. those gods are pretty similar"
DECEPTION: 15
Insight: 12 if it doesn’t pass, use a luck point 17
*worth* ”Immeral, why do you lie? I trust these informants with my life, yet you insult them this way.”
"i simply state that those gods could have been confused with eachother"
“You were implying that my informants were lying. Because I assume you know this language well enough to differentiate a word with three syllables from one with only one. Of course, maybe I overestimate you.”
"i didnt say lying, i said misremembered. a human mistake"
“I am not human. And you are only half so.”
"forgive me. a mortal mistake"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"i simply state that those gods could have been confused with eachother"
“You were implying that my informants were lying. Because I assume you know this language well enough to differentiate a word with three syllables from one with only one. Of course, maybe I overestimate you.”
"i didnt say lying, i said misremembered. a human mistake"
“I am not human. And you are only half so.”
"forgive me. a mortal mistake"
“Not many mortals make that mistake. I never do.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
"i simply state that those gods could have been confused with eachother"
“You were implying that my informants were lying. Because I assume you know this language well enough to differentiate a word with three syllables from one with only one. Of course, maybe I overestimate you.”
"i didnt say lying, i said misremembered. a human mistake"
“I am not human. And you are only half so.”
"forgive me. a mortal mistake"
“Not many mortals make that mistake. I never do.”
"you've never confused to similar things?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"i simply state that those gods could have been confused with eachother"
“You were implying that my informants were lying. Because I assume you know this language well enough to differentiate a word with three syllables from one with only one. Of course, maybe I overestimate you.”
"i didnt say lying, i said misremembered. a human mistake"
“I am not human. And you are only half so.”
"forgive me. a mortal mistake"
“Not many mortals make that mistake. I never do.”
"you've never confused two similar things?"
“Not the point. You are trying to change the subject. Why is your faith inconsistent? Is it not related closely to your oaths?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
"i simply state that those gods could have been confused with eachother"
“You were implying that my informants were lying. Because I assume you know this language well enough to differentiate a word with three syllables from one with only one. Of course, maybe I overestimate you.”
"i didnt say lying, i said misremembered. a human mistake"
“I am not human. And you are only half so.”
"forgive me. a mortal mistake"
“Not many mortals make that mistake. I never do.”
"you've never confused two similar things?"
“Not the point. You are trying to change the subject. Why is your faith inconsistent? Is it not related closely to your oaths?”
*drat! I was hoping that would work!*
"...... a paladin's oath is more related to an ideal, than anything else, and is often sworn to gods embodying that ideal. I believe in duty. I believe in justice. I don't know which gods have jurisdiction over which world, so I try my best, and hope I get a god with jusisdiction"
DECPETION CUZ SHE'S SPITTING LIES: 12
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"i simply state that those gods could have been confused with eachother"
“You were implying that my informants were lying. Because I assume you know this language well enough to differentiate a word with three syllables from one with only one. Of course, maybe I overestimate you.”
"i didnt say lying, i said misremembered. a human mistake"
“I am not human. And you are only half so.”
"forgive me. a mortal mistake"
“Not many mortals make that mistake. I never do.”
"you've never confused two similar things?"
“Not the point. You are trying to change the subject. Why is your faith inconsistent? Is it not related closely to your oaths?”
*drat! I was hoping that would work!*
"...... a paladin's oath is more related to an ideal, than anything else, and is often sworn to gods embodying that ideal. I believe in duty. I believe in justice. I don't know which gods have jurisdiction over which world, so I try my best, and hope I get a god with jusisdiction"
DECPETION CUZ SHE'S SPITTING LIES: 16
Insight: 25
If it fails:
“So you’re playing roulette with gods, trying to land on the right one at the right time. Stupid.”
If it succeeds:
“You continue to lie, even after I’ve spread my entire story out for you in true honesty! I should have you abducted!”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
"i didnt say lying, i said misremembered. a human mistake"
“I am not human. And you are only half so.”
"forgive me. a mortal mistake"
“Not many mortals make that mistake. I never do.”
"you've never confused two similar things?"
“Not the point. You are trying to change the subject. Why is your faith inconsistent? Is it not related closely to your oaths?”
*drat! I was hoping that would work!*
"...... a paladin's oath is more related to an ideal, than anything else, and is often sworn to gods embodying that ideal. I believe in duty. I believe in justice. I don't know which gods have jurisdiction over which world, so I try my best, and hope I get a god with jusisdiction"
DECPETION CUZ SHE'S SPITTING LIES: 16
Insight: 25
If it fails:
“So you’re playing roulette with gods, trying to land on the right one at the right time. Stupid.”
If it succeeds:
“You continue to lie, even after I’ve spread my entire story out for you in true honesty! I should have you abducted!”
*well i guess that decides it…*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
"i simply state that those gods could have been confused with eachother"
“You were implying that my informants were lying. Because I assume you know this language well enough to differentiate a word with three syllables from one with only one. Of course, maybe I overestimate you.”
"i didnt say lying, i said misremembered. a human mistake"
“I am not human. And you are only half so.”
"forgive me. a mortal mistake"
“Not many mortals make that mistake. I never do.”
"you've never confused two similar things?"
“Not the point. You are trying to change the subject. Why is your faith inconsistent? Is it not related closely to your oaths?”
*drat! I was hoping that would work!*
"...... a paladin's oath is more related to an ideal, than anything else, and is often sworn to gods embodying that ideal. I believe in duty. I believe in justice. I don't know which gods have jurisdiction over which world, so I try my best, and hope I get a god with jusisdiction"
DECPETION CUZ SHE'S SPITTING LIES: 16
Insight: 25
“You continue to lie, even after I’ve spread my entire story out for you in true honesty! I should have you abducted!”
"its...... its more complicated than that. and I don't trust you. or anyone. not fully"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*still not convinced Monks' character is telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
*still not convinced Monks' character is telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth*
*yeah, neither am I*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*still not convinced Monks' character is telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth*
*yeah, neither am I*
*I guess someone should bring in an 8 foot killer robot to intimidate the truth out of them. Who has one of those?*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"i simply state that those gods could have been confused with eachother"
“You were implying that my informants were lying. Because I assume you know this language well enough to differentiate a word with three syllables from one with only one. Of course, maybe I overestimate you.”
"i didnt say lying, i said misremembered. a human mistake"
“I am not human. And you are only half so.”
"forgive me. a mortal mistake"
“Not many mortals make that mistake. I never do.”
"you've never confused two similar things?"
“Not the point. You are trying to change the subject. Why is your faith inconsistent? Is it not related closely to your oaths?”
*drat! I was hoping that would work!*
"...... a paladin's oath is more related to an ideal, than anything else, and is often sworn to gods embodying that ideal. I believe in duty. I believe in justice. I don't know which gods have jurisdiction over which world, so I try my best, and hope I get a god with jusisdiction"
DECPETION CUZ SHE'S SPITTING LIES: 16
Insight: 25
“You continue to lie, even after I’ve spread my entire story out for you in true honesty! I should have you abducted!”
"its...... its more complicated than that. and I don't trust you. or anyone. not fully"
“What should I do to gain your trust then, o brave and just paladin?” He takes out a flintlock and starts polishing it.
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
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Insight: 12
if it doesn’t pass, use a luck point 17
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*worth*
”Immeral, why do you lie? I trust these informants with my life, yet you insult them this way.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"i simply state that those gods could have been confused with eachother"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“You were implying that my informants were lying. Because I assume you know this language well enough to differentiate a word with three syllables from one with only one. Of course, maybe I overestimate you.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
"i didnt say lying, i said misremembered. a human mistake"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“I am not human. And you are only half so.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"forgive me. a mortal mistake"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Not many mortals make that mistake. I never do.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"you've never confused to similar things?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Not the point. You are trying to change the subject. Why is your faith inconsistent? Is it not related closely to your oaths?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*drat! I was hoping that would work!*
"...... a paladin's oath is more related to an ideal, than anything else, and is often sworn to gods embodying that ideal. I believe in duty. I believe in justice. I don't know which gods have jurisdiction over which world, so I try my best, and hope I get a god with jusisdiction"
DECPETION CUZ SHE'S SPITTING LIES: 12
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Insight: 25
If it fails:
“So you’re playing roulette with gods, trying to land on the right one at the right time. Stupid.”
If it succeeds:
“You continue to lie, even after I’ve spread my entire story out for you in true honesty! I should have you abducted!”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*well i guess that decides it…*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"its...... its more complicated than that. and I don't trust you. or anyone. not fully"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*still not convinced Monks' character is telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
*yeah, neither am I*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*the fun thing about dming is knowing that you don’t need to roll deception until the other guy rolls insight*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*I guess someone should bring in an 8 foot killer robot to intimidate the truth out of them. Who has one of those?*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
“What should I do to gain your trust then, o brave and just paladin?” He takes out a flintlock and starts polishing it.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor