There's a slight aura of conjuration magic about them, but it's already fading.
*I said probably so I could test my dming skills of saying "It's just a chair."*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
They look back at Fives. They've got big, round glasses, and they wear a white apron, gloves, and a surgical mask all made of the same soft fabric. The rest of their clothes are exceedingly normal, with a white polo shirt and beige slacks. They're referencing a book while picking at the dead abomination with a hunting knife, their gloves dripping with ichor. Upon closer inspection, the corpse is a large, six-limbed creature that seems to be stuffed into a human's skin.
"Fascinating, wouldn't you say?" They pull out one of the legs. "It seems to be a skinwalker of some sort. Not what you'd usually think of, but it fits the bill. I wonder how it tastes?"
"...You're going to eat it?"
They laugh quietly. "Oh, we'll never get anywhere without culinary exploration! I will admit, I mostly work with fish and crustaceans, but insects are another of my favored treats." They straighten their glasses, smearing the black ooze on the lenses. They don't seem to notice, or perhaps they just don't care. "Surely you've had the misfortune of seeing hungry humanoids? Or worse, hungry spirits?"
They look back at Fives. They've got big, round glasses, and they wear a white apron, gloves, and a surgical mask all made of the same soft fabric. The rest of their clothes are exceedingly normal, with a white polo shirt and beige slacks. They're referencing a book while picking at the dead abomination with a hunting knife, their gloves dripping with ichor. Upon closer inspection, the corpse is a large, six-limbed creature that seems to be stuffed into a human's skin.
"Fascinating, wouldn't you say?" They pull out one of the legs. "It seems to be a skinwalker of some sort. Not what you'd usually think of, but it fits the bill. I wonder how it tastes?"
"...You're going to eat it?"
They laugh quietly. "Oh, we'll never get anywhere without culinary exploration! I will admit, I mostly work with fish and crustaceans, but insects are another of my favored treats." They straighten their glasses, smearing the black ooze on the lenses. They don't seem to notice, or perhaps they just don't care. "Surely you've had the misfortune of seeing hungry humanoids? Or worse, hungry spirits?"
"Not really."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
He puts the gold in a bag of holding and leaves his room, checking all the spots where he’d usually find Fives.
He can find Fives rather easily, as they are in the middle of an arena match.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
They laugh quietly. "Oh, we'll never get anywhere without culinary exploration! I will admit, I mostly work with fish and crustaceans, but insects are another of my favored treats." They straighten their glasses, smearing the black ooze on the lenses. They don't seem to notice, or perhaps they just don't care. "Surely you've had the misfortune of seeing hungry humanoids? Or worse, hungry spirits?"
"Not really."
The dragonborn gets up from their knees, entering a crouch as their knife dangles from their blood-addled fingers. "Well, then, you're quite fortunate! But others are not so lucky. Many creatures need to eat, and they find themselves unable to... or so they think. Many people don't realize that certain creatures are edible. Really, almost everything can be eaten if you have the hunger, the drive to live!" They swing out their arms dramatically, splattering umbra across the ground and walls.
They laugh quietly. "Oh, we'll never get anywhere without culinary exploration! I will admit, I mostly work with fish and crustaceans, but insects are another of my favored treats." They straighten their glasses, smearing the black ooze on the lenses. They don't seem to notice, or perhaps they just don't care. "Surely you've had the misfortune of seeing hungry humanoids? Or worse, hungry spirits?"
"Not really."
The dragonborn gets up from their knees, entering a crouch as their knife dangles from their blood-addled fingers. "Well, then, you're quite fortunate! But others are not so lucky. Many creatures need to eat, and they find themselves unable to... or so they think. Many people don't realize that certain creatures are edible. Really, almost everything can be eaten if you have the hunger, the drive to live!" They swing out their arms dramatically, splattering umbra across the ground and walls.
"I know that well enough. You think this... thing is edible?"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The dragonborn gets up from their knees, entering a crouch as their knife dangles from their blood-addled fingers. "Well, then, you're quite fortunate! But others are not so lucky. Many creatures need to eat, and they find themselves unable to... or so they think. Many people don't realize that certain creatures are edible. Really, almost everything can be eaten if you have the hunger, the drive to live!" They swing out their arms dramatically, splattering umbra across the ground and walls.
"I know that well enough. You think this... thing is edible?"
"Not in its current state, no. But!" He grabs it and begins to shove it into a bag. "But... I have plenty of material to experiment with, and I've made demons and ghosts edible, after all!"
The dragonborn gets up from their knees, entering a crouch as their knife dangles from their blood-addled fingers. "Well, then, you're quite fortunate! But others are not so lucky. Many creatures need to eat, and they find themselves unable to... or so they think. Many people don't realize that certain creatures are edible. Really, almost everything can be eaten if you have the hunger, the drive to live!" They swing out their arms dramatically, splattering umbra across the ground and walls.
"I know that well enough. You think this... thing is edible?"
"Not in its current state, no. But!" He grabs it and begins to shove it into a bag. "But... I have plenty of material to experiment with, and I've made demons and ghosts edible, after all!"
Fives seems confused by this. "How do you eat a ghost?"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"Not in its current state, no. But!" He grabs it and begins to shove it into a bag. "But... I have plenty of material to experiment with, and I've made demons and ghosts edible, after all!"
Fives seems confused by this. "How do you eat a ghost?"
"It's an involved process. You have to make it permanently corporeal first, which takes alchemy and divine magic... really, it's not worth the effort for mortal people."
"Not in its current state, no. But!" He grabs it and begins to shove it into a bag. "But... I have plenty of material to experiment with, and I've made demons and ghosts edible, after all!"
Fives seems confused by this. "How do you eat a ghost?"
"It's an involved process. You have to make it permanently corporeal first, which takes alchemy and divine magic... really, it's not worth the effort for mortal people."
"Can you make anything into food?"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"It's an involved process. You have to make it permanently corporeal first, which takes alchemy and divine magic... really, it's not worth the effort for mortal people."
"Can you make anything into food?"
"Er... not really. Like, I can't make sawdust or gravel into a meal. But if it's organic or spectral, even if it's toxic or demonic, I can pretty much guarantee its safety."
"It's an involved process. You have to make it permanently corporeal first, which takes alchemy and divine magic... really, it's not worth the effort for mortal people."
"Can you make anything into food?"
"Er... not really. Like, I can't make sawdust or gravel into a meal. But if it's organic or spectral, even if it's toxic or demonic, I can pretty much guarantee its safety."
"Interesting."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
He puts the gold in a bag of holding and leaves his room, checking all the spots where he’d usually find Fives.
He can find Fives rather easily, as they are in the middle of an arena match.
Using Message he sends the following into their ‘brain’. “They quintupled your bounty.”
They don't seem to notice. Their arena match is soon to be over.
*1 inch of metal stops the message*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
He puts the gold in a bag of holding and leaves his room, checking all the spots where he’d usually find Fives.
He can find Fives rather easily, as they are in the middle of an arena match.
Using Message he sends the following into their ‘brain’. “They quintupled your bounty.”
They don't seem to notice. Their arena match is soon to be over.
*1 inch of metal stops the message*
*I didn’t realize it was a complete sheet of metal wrapping around them with no chain mail or space between segments smh*
The match ends, and Fives walks out of the arena.
*well also if they received a message in the middle of a fight they would lose focus*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Dey is waiting outside of the Sphinx, leaning his back against a wall
Kaia is buying food from a street vendor
*sry man, but immerral would probably be avoiding both of them rn*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
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There's a slight aura of conjuration magic about them, but it's already fading.
*I said probably so I could test my dming skills of saying "It's just a chair."*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
*lol gotta have those*
He puts the gold in a bag of holding and leaves his room, checking all the spots where he’d usually find Fives
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
They laugh quietly. "Oh, we'll never get anywhere without culinary exploration! I will admit, I mostly work with fish and crustaceans, but insects are another of my favored treats." They straighten their glasses, smearing the black ooze on the lenses. They don't seem to notice, or perhaps they just don't care. "Surely you've had the misfortune of seeing hungry humanoids? Or worse, hungry spirits?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
"Not really."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
He can find Fives rather easily, as they are in the middle of an arena match.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
The dragonborn gets up from their knees, entering a crouch as their knife dangles from their blood-addled fingers. "Well, then, you're quite fortunate! But others are not so lucky. Many creatures need to eat, and they find themselves unable to... or so they think. Many people don't realize that certain creatures are edible. Really, almost everything can be eaten if you have the hunger, the drive to live!" They swing out their arms dramatically, splattering umbra across the ground and walls.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
"I know that well enough. You think this... thing is edible?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
"Not in its current state, no. But!" He grabs it and begins to shove it into a bag. "But... I have plenty of material to experiment with, and I've made demons and ghosts edible, after all!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
Fives seems confused by this. "How do you eat a ghost?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
"It's an involved process. You have to make it permanently corporeal first, which takes alchemy and divine magic... really, it's not worth the effort for mortal people."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
"Can you make anything into food?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
"Er... not really. Like, I can't make sawdust or gravel into a meal. But if it's organic or spectral, even if it's toxic or demonic, I can pretty much guarantee its safety."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
"Interesting."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
Using Message he sends the following into their ‘brain’. “They quintupled your bounty.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
They don't seem to notice. Their arena match is soon to be over.
*1 inch of metal stops the message*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
*I didn’t realize it was a complete sheet of metal wrapping around them with no chain mail or space between segments smh*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The match ends, and Fives walks out of the arena.
*well also if they received a message in the middle of a fight they would lose focus*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
*hokay, immerral is now open for rps*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Dey is waiting outside of the Sphinx, leaning his back against a wall
Kaia is buying food from a street vendor
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*sry man, but immerral would probably be avoiding both of them rn*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life