*cut with captain* ”That’s what they told you? And you believed them?”
"it makes some sort of sense. even I need to upkeep my armor sometimes, and it cant get dirty. if their armor can get dirty, and also has some complicated elements to it, so it would need more upkeep"
“They’re actually getting money for a spelljammer to ferry them across the Astral.
"so they still need money, best way to do that is the competion, the scientests are putting them under threat, so we kill them. simple"
“Good luck finding them, Miss stabby stab kill maniac.”
"hey! they're trying to do who knows what to my friend, therefore, they're evil, therefore, we kill them. that's how it works"
”[gp]ing maniac.”
"you're telling me evil goes unpunished here?"
*that is how her world works. think Conan*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*cut with captain* ”That’s what they told you? And you believed them?”
"it makes some sort of sense. even I need to upkeep my armor sometimes, and it cant get dirty. if their armor can get dirty, and also has some complicated elements to it, so it would need more upkeep"
“They’re actually getting money for a spelljammer to ferry them across the Astral.
"so they still need money, best way to do that is the competion, the scientests are putting them under threat, so we kill them. simple"
“Good luck finding them, Miss stabby stab kill maniac.”
"hey! they're trying to do who knows what to my friend, therefore, they're evil, therefore, we kill them. that's how it works"
”[gp]ing maniac.”
"you're telling me evil goes unpunished here?"
*that is how her world works. think Conan*
“What would you say to a child who ran away from their parents?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
*cut with captain* ”That’s what they told you? And you believed them?”
"it makes some sort of sense. even I need to upkeep my armor sometimes, and it cant get dirty. if their armor can get dirty, and also has some complicated elements to it, so it would need more upkeep"
“They’re actually getting money for a spelljammer to ferry them across the Astral.
"so they still need money, best way to do that is the competion, the scientests are putting them under threat, so we kill them. simple"
“Good luck finding them, Miss stabby stab kill maniac.”
"hey! they're trying to do who knows what to my friend, therefore, they're evil, therefore, we kill them. that's how it works"
”[gp]ing maniac.”
"you're telling me evil goes unpunished here?"
*that is how her world works. think Conan*
“What would you say to a child who ran away from their parents?”
"I would ask them why"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*cut with captain* ”That’s what they told you? And you believed them?”
"it makes some sort of sense. even I need to upkeep my armor sometimes, and it cant get dirty. if their armor can get dirty, and also has some complicated elements to it, so it would need more upkeep"
“They’re actually getting money for a spelljammer to ferry them across the Astral.
"so they still need money, best way to do that is the competion, the scientests are putting them under threat, so we kill them. simple"
“Good luck finding them, Miss stabby stab kill maniac.”
"hey! they're trying to do who knows what to my friend, therefore, they're evil, therefore, we kill them. that's how it works"
”[gp]ing maniac.”
"you're telling me evil goes unpunished here?"
*that is how her world works. think Conan*
“What would you say to a child who ran away from their parents?”
"I would ask them why"
“You smallbrained peasant’s daughter.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
*cut with captain* ”That’s what they told you? And you believed them?”
"it makes some sort of sense. even I need to upkeep my armor sometimes, and it cant get dirty. if their armor can get dirty, and also has some complicated elements to it, so it would need more upkeep"
“They’re actually getting money for a spelljammer to ferry them across the Astral.
"so they still need money, best way to do that is the competion, the scientests are putting them under threat, so we kill them. simple"
“Good luck finding them, Miss stabby stab kill maniac.”
"hey! they're trying to do who knows what to my friend, therefore, they're evil, therefore, we kill them. that's how it works"
”[gp]ing maniac.”
"you're telling me evil goes unpunished here?"
*that is how her world works. think Conan*
“What would you say to a child who ran away from their parents?”
"I would ask them why"
“You smallbrained peasant’s daughter.”
"and you're an arrogant d*ckhead who needs to put others down to make himself feel big. what else is new?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*cut with captain* ”That’s what they told you? And you believed them?”
"it makes some sort of sense. even I need to upkeep my armor sometimes, and it cant get dirty. if their armor can get dirty, and also has some complicated elements to it, so it would need more upkeep"
“They’re actually getting money for a spelljammer to ferry them across the Astral.
"so they still need money, best way to do that is the competion, the scientests are putting them under threat, so we kill them. simple"
“Good luck finding them, Miss stabby stab kill maniac.”
"hey! they're trying to do who knows what to my friend, therefore, they're evil, therefore, we kill them. that's how it works"
”[gp]ing maniac.”
"you're telling me evil goes unpunished here?"
*that is how her world works. think Conan*
“What would you say to a child who ran away from their parents?”
"I would ask them why"
“You smallbrained peasant’s daughter.”
"and you're an arrogant d*ckhead who needs to put others down to make himself feel big. what else is new?"
“But I have the power to back it up. Do you?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
*cut with captain* ”That’s what they told you? And you believed them?”
"it makes some sort of sense. even I need to upkeep my armor sometimes, and it cant get dirty. if their armor can get dirty, and also has some complicated elements to it, so it would need more upkeep"
“They’re actually getting money for a spelljammer to ferry them across the Astral.
"so they still need money, best way to do that is the competion, the scientests are putting them under threat, so we kill them. simple"
“Good luck finding them, Miss stabby stab kill maniac.”
"hey! they're trying to do who knows what to my friend, therefore, they're evil, therefore, we kill them. that's how it works"
”[gp]ing maniac.”
"you're telling me evil goes unpunished here?"
*that is how her world works. think Conan*
“What would you say to a child who ran away from their parents?”
"I would ask them why"
“You smallbrained peasant’s daughter.”
"and you're an arrogant d*ckhead who needs to put others down to make himself feel big. what else is new?"
“But I have the power to back it up. Do you?”
"yes. I'd be willing to bet we're of fairly equal power"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*cut with captain* ”That’s what they told you? And you believed them?”
"it makes some sort of sense. even I need to upkeep my armor sometimes, and it cant get dirty. if their armor can get dirty, and also has some complicated elements to it, so it would need more upkeep"
“They’re actually getting money for a spelljammer to ferry them across the Astral.
"so they still need money, best way to do that is the competion, the scientests are putting them under threat, so we kill them. simple"
“Good luck finding them, Miss stabby stab kill maniac.”
"hey! they're trying to do who knows what to my friend, therefore, they're evil, therefore, we kill them. that's how it works"
”[gp]ing maniac.”
"you're telling me evil goes unpunished here?"
*that is how her world works. think Conan*
“What would you say to a child who ran away from their parents?”
"I would ask them why"
“You smallbrained peasant’s daughter.”
"and you're an arrogant d*ckhead who needs to put others down to make himself feel big. what else is new?"
“But I have the power to back it up. Do you?”
"yes. I'd be willing to bet we're of fairly equal power"
“Well you can’t grant wishes…”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
“That is an excellent point. Have you considered lying.”
Fives would roll their eyes, if they had any. "Any good ship scans each passenger to ensure there aren't any surprises."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
*cut with captain* ”That’s what they told you? And you believed them?”
"it makes some sort of sense. even I need to upkeep my armor sometimes, and it cant get dirty. if their armor can get dirty, and also has some complicated elements to it, so it would need more upkeep"
“They’re actually getting money for a spelljammer to ferry them across the Astral.
"so they still need money, best way to do that is the competion, the scientests are putting them under threat, so we kill them. simple"
“Good luck finding them, Miss stabby stab kill maniac.”
"hey! they're trying to do who knows what to my friend, therefore, they're evil, therefore, we kill them. that's how it works"
”[gp]ing maniac.”
"you're telling me evil goes unpunished here?"
*that is how her world works. think Conan*
“What would you say to a child who ran away from their parents?”
"I would ask them why"
“You smallbrained peasant’s daughter.”
"and you're an arrogant d*ckhead who needs to put others down to make himself feel big. what else is new?"
“But I have the power to back it up. Do you?”
"yes. I'd be willing to bet we're of fairly equal power"
“Well you can’t grant wishes…”
"and you cant swing a sword with any skill"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*cut with captain* ”That’s what they told you? And you believed them?”
"it makes some sort of sense. even I need to upkeep my armor sometimes, and it cant get dirty. if their armor can get dirty, and also has some complicated elements to it, so it would need more upkeep"
“They’re actually getting money for a spelljammer to ferry them across the Astral.
"so they still need money, best way to do that is the competion, the scientests are putting them under threat, so we kill them. simple"
“Good luck finding them, Miss stabby stab kill maniac.”
"hey! they're trying to do who knows what to my friend, therefore, they're evil, therefore, we kill them. that's how it works"
”[gp]ing maniac.”
"you're telling me evil goes unpunished here?"
*that is how her world works. think Conan*
“What would you say to a child who ran away from their parents?”
"I would ask them why"
“You smallbrained peasant’s daughter.”
"and you're an arrogant d*ckhead who needs to put others down to make himself feel big. what else is new?"
“But I have the power to back it up. Do you?”
"yes. I'd be willing to bet we're of fairly equal power"
“Well you can’t grant wishes…”
"and you cant swing a sword with any skill"
“I believe one of those is significantly better than the other, half-elf.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
*cut with captain* ”That’s what they told you? And you believed them?”
"it makes some sort of sense. even I need to upkeep my armor sometimes, and it cant get dirty. if their armor can get dirty, and also has some complicated elements to it, so it would need more upkeep"
“They’re actually getting money for a spelljammer to ferry them across the Astral.
"so they still need money, best way to do that is the competion, the scientests are putting them under threat, so we kill them. simple"
“Good luck finding them, Miss stabby stab kill maniac.”
"hey! they're trying to do who knows what to my friend, therefore, they're evil, therefore, we kill them. that's how it works"
”[gp]ing maniac.”
"you're telling me evil goes unpunished here?"
*that is how her world works. think Conan*
“What would you say to a child who ran away from their parents?”
"I would ask them why"
“You smallbrained peasant’s daughter.”
"and you're an arrogant d*ckhead who needs to put others down to make himself feel big. what else is new?"
“But I have the power to back it up. Do you?”
"yes. I'd be willing to bet we're of fairly equal power"
“Well you can’t grant wishes…”
"and you cant swing a sword with any skill"
“I believe one of those is significantly better than the other, half-elf.”
"and one is more strictly useful"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“That is an excellent point. Have you considered lying.”
Fives would roll their eyes, if they had any. "Any good ship scans each passenger to ensure there aren't any surprises."
“Barrels are a good plan B.”
"I'd need a lot of preparation and stealth for that. And I glow."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
*cut with captain* ”That’s what they told you? And you believed them?”
"it makes some sort of sense. even I need to upkeep my armor sometimes, and it cant get dirty. if their armor can get dirty, and also has some complicated elements to it, so it would need more upkeep"
“They’re actually getting money for a spelljammer to ferry them across the Astral.
"so they still need money, best way to do that is the competion, the scientests are putting them under threat, so we kill them. simple"
“Good luck finding them, Miss stabby stab kill maniac.”
"hey! they're trying to do who knows what to my friend, therefore, they're evil, therefore, we kill them. that's how it works"
”[gp]ing maniac.”
"you're telling me evil goes unpunished here?"
*that is how her world works. think Conan*
“What would you say to a child who ran away from their parents?”
"I would ask them why"
“You smallbrained peasant’s daughter.”
"and you're an arrogant d*ckhead who needs to put others down to make himself feel big. what else is new?"
“But I have the power to back it up. Do you?”
"yes. I'd be willing to bet we're of fairly equal power"
“Well you can’t grant wishes…”
"and you cant swing a sword with any skill"
“I believe one of those is significantly better than the other, half-elf.”
"and one is more strictly useful"
“…exactly. The wishes.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
Fives would roll their eyes, if they had any. "Any good ship scans each passenger to ensure there aren't any surprises."
“Barrels are a good plan B.”
"I'd need a lot of preparation and stealth for that. And I glow."
“20,000 you said?”
They shrug. "Give or take a few hundred."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"you're telling me evil goes unpunished here?"
*that is how her world works. think Conan*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“What would you say to a child who ran away from their parents?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I would ask them why"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“You smallbrained peasant’s daughter.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"and you're an arrogant d*ckhead who needs to put others down to make himself feel big. what else is new?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“But I have the power to back it up. Do you?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"yes. I'd be willing to bet we're of fairly equal power"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Well you can’t grant wishes…”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Fives would roll their eyes, if they had any. "Any good ship scans each passenger to ensure there aren't any surprises."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
“Barrels are a good plan B.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"and you cant swing a sword with any skill"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“I believe one of those is significantly better than the other, half-elf.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"and one is more strictly useful"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"I'd need a lot of preparation and stealth for that. And I glow."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
“…exactly. The wishes.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“20,000 you said?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*I am re-inventing the dirt man*
*Pray for me*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
They shrug. "Give or take a few hundred."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
*you have our support*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
“Why should I help you? I’m not saying this maliciously, just give me a reason.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor