A bard is playing a song inside the Sphinx, enrapturing the crowd. He stands on top of a table, his braid and cloak flowing in the wind, which is fueled by his singing. Once he finishes, he jumps down from the table, holding a bowl, which a few people throw coins into. He bows twice. “Thank you, thank you! Many thanks, my friends!”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
*i am not letting this die before Dey gets to fight someone*
Dey is shooting fire at a dummy in the arena
Kaia is buying food from a street vendor
Fives observes from the stands, taking notes on Dey's strategies.
He looks uninterested, bored even, although each bolt of fire explodes with a dramatic force Fives has never seen in anyone else
They use detect magic to see if anything is special about the bolts.
Normal evocation magic when he fires it, and a second burst when it hits the target around 80% of the time
"Interesting", Fives whispers to themself.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
*i am not letting this die before Dey gets to fight someone*
Dey is shooting fire at a dummy in the arena
Kaia is buying food from a street vendor
Fives observes from the stands, taking notes on Dey's strategies.
He looks uninterested, bored even, although each bolt of fire explodes with a dramatic force Fives has never seen in anyone else
They use detect magic to see if anything is special about the bolts.
Normal evocation magic when he fires it, and a second burst when it hits the target around 80% of the time
"Interesting", Fives whispers to themself.
“So, are you just gonna sit there and stalk me, or are we gonna do something productive?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
*I got a 10th-level Monster Hunter (Devourer's Guild). He could maybe take on Kaia.*
*Also he's a banana-flavored dragonborn with no eyes.*
*How do you know? Have you taste-tested him?*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
*i am not letting this die before Dey gets to fight someone*
Dey is shooting fire at a dummy in the arena
Kaia is buying food from a street vendor
Fives observes from the stands, taking notes on Dey's strategies.
He looks uninterested, bored even, although each bolt of fire explodes with a dramatic force Fives has never seen in anyone else
They use detect magic to see if anything is special about the bolts.
Normal evocation magic when he fires it, and a second burst when it hits the target around 80% of the time
"Interesting", Fives whispers to themself.
“So, are you just gonna sit there and stalk me, or are we gonna do something productive?”
Fives would be rolling their eyes, if they had any. "Mages. I thought you said you threw people off my trail."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
*i am not letting this die before Dey gets to fight someone*
Dey is shooting fire at a dummy in the arena
Kaia is buying food from a street vendor
Fives observes from the stands, taking notes on Dey's strategies.
He looks uninterested, bored even, although each bolt of fire explodes with a dramatic force Fives has never seen in anyone else
They use detect magic to see if anything is special about the bolts.
Normal evocation magic when he fires it, and a second burst when it hits the target around 80% of the time
"Interesting", Fives whispers to themself.
“So, are you just gonna sit there and stalk me, or are we gonna do something productive?”
Fives would be rolling their eyes, if they had any. "Mages. I thought you said you threw people off my trail."
“I said I called in a false tip. They probably investigated the ships, and when they didn’t find you, upped the bounty. That doesn’t sound like my fault.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
“I said I called in a false tip. They probably investigated the ships, and when they didn’t find you, upped the bounty. That doesn’t sound like my fault.”
"Has anyone ever told you you're incredibly annoying?" Fives sits down with a clank. "That need to always be right isn't doing you any favors."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
“I said I called in a false tip. They probably investigated the ships, and when they didn’t find you, upped the bounty. That doesn’t sound like my fault.”
"Has anyone ever told you you're incredibly annoying?" Fives sits down with a clank. "That need to always be right isn't doing you any favors."
*I'm pretty sure immerral has*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“I said I called in a false tip. They probably investigated the ships, and when they didn’t find you, upped the bounty. That doesn’t sound like my fault.”
"Has anyone ever told you you're incredibly annoying?" Fives sits down with a clank. "That need to always be right isn't doing you any favors."
“When you’re right under demigod status, you don’t really care what people think about you.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
*i can if immeral can stomach one of my characters*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
*i can if immeral can stomach one of my characters*
*one way to find out*
Immerral is walking around the city. she's enjoying herself
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
A bard is playing a song inside the Sphinx, enrapturing the crowd. He stands on top of a table, his braid and cloak flowing in the wind, which is fueled by his singing. Once he finishes, he jumps down from the table, holding a bowl, which a few people throw coins into. He bows twice. “Thank you, thank you! Many thanks, my friends!”
"you were very good" immerral places a gold peice in the bowl
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*i can if immeral can stomach one of my characters*
*one way to find out*
Immerral is walking around the city. she's enjoying herself
*guess it’s time to change that*
she sees Kaia, buying food from a local street vendor
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
*i can if immeral can stomach one of my characters*
*one way to find out*
Immerral is walking around the city. she's enjoying herself
*guess it’s time to change that*
she sees Kaia, buying food from a local street vendor
she pointedly ignore her, and continues wakling, armor clanking, shining in the bright sun
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*i can if immeral can stomach one of my characters*
*one way to find out*
Immerral is walking around the city. she's enjoying herself
*guess it’s time to change that*
she sees Kaia, buying food from a local street vendor
she pointedly ignore her, and continues wakling, armor clanking, shining in the bright sun
Immeral may be avoiding Kaia, but she doesn’t know that. Kaia hears Immeral’s armor and walks up alongside her, offering her the food she bought, some sort of meat kebab
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
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A bard is playing a song inside the Sphinx, enrapturing the crowd. He stands on top of a table, his braid and cloak flowing in the wind, which is fueled by his singing. Once he finishes, he jumps down from the table, holding a bowl, which a few people throw coins into. He bows twice. “Thank you, thank you! Many thanks, my friends!”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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"Interesting", Fives whispers to themself.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
“So, are you just gonna sit there and stalk me, or are we gonna do something productive?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*What level is Dey?*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*twentieth. Kaia’s 8th*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*I got a 10th-level Monster Hunter (Devourer's Guild). He could maybe take on Kaia.*
*Also he's a banana-flavored dragonborn with no eyes.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*How do you know? Have you taste-tested him?*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Fives would be rolling their eyes, if they had any. "Mages. I thought you said you threw people off my trail."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
*Yes.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“I said I called in a false tip. They probably investigated the ships, and when they didn’t find you, upped the bounty. That doesn’t sound like my fault.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Has anyone ever told you you're incredibly annoying?" Fives sits down with a clank. "That need to always be right isn't doing you any favors."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
*I'm pretty sure immerral has*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*anyone wanna rp?*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“When you’re right under demigod status, you don’t really care what people think about you.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*i can if immeral can stomach one of my characters*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*one way to find out*
Immerral is walking around the city. she's enjoying herself
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"you were very good" immerral places a gold peice in the bowl
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*guess it’s time to change that*
she sees Kaia, buying food from a local street vendor
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
she pointedly ignore her, and continues wakling, armor clanking, shining in the bright sun
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Immeral may be avoiding Kaia, but she doesn’t know that. Kaia hears Immeral’s armor and walks up alongside her, offering her the food she bought, some sort of meat kebab
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor