“I said I called in a false tip. They probably investigated the ships, and when they didn’t find you, upped the bounty. That doesn’t sound like my fault.”
"Has anyone ever told you you're incredibly annoying?" Fives sits down with a clank. "That need to always be right isn't doing you any favors."
“When you’re right under demigod status, you don’t really care what people think about you.”
"Even others of the same status?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
*I have made a new character: a strugel who can cook*
*Please, hold your applause*
*I can't hold a non-physical object, so you get some applause.*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
“I said I called in a false tip. They probably investigated the ships, and when they didn’t find you, upped the bounty. That doesn’t sound like my fault.”
"Has anyone ever told you you're incredibly annoying?" Fives sits down with a clank. "That need to always be right isn't doing you any favors."
“When you’re right under demigod status, you don’t really care what people think about you.”
"Even others of the same status?"
“I don’t believe many others are of the same status as me. If you’re implying that you are, would you like to prove your claim?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
*i can if immeral can stomach one of my characters*
*one way to find out*
Immerral is walking around the city. she's enjoying herself
*guess it’s time to change that*
she sees Kaia, buying food from a local street vendor
she pointedly ignore her, and continues wakling, armor clanking, shining in the bright sun
Immeral may be avoiding Kaia, but she doesn’t know that. Kaia hears Immeral’s armor and walks up alongside her, offering her the food she bought, some sort of meat kebab
"thank you" she takes it, not wanting to be outwardly rude. she's still a hero
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*I have made a new character: a strugel who can cook*
*Please, hold your applause*
*can’t. Too glorious 👏👏👏*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
*i can if immeral can stomach one of my characters*
*one way to find out*
Immerral is walking around the city. she's enjoying herself
*guess it’s time to change that*
she sees Kaia, buying food from a local street vendor
she pointedly ignore her, and continues wakling, armor clanking, shining in the bright sun
Immeral may be avoiding Kaia, but she doesn’t know that. Kaia hears Immeral’s armor and walks up alongside her, offering her the food she bought, some sort of meat kebab
"thank you" she takes it, not wanting to be outwardly rude. she's still a hero
“How’ve you been doing since the Floor shut down? I know that was more your thing than one on one duels.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
*i can if immeral can stomach one of my characters*
*one way to find out*
Immerral is walking around the city. she's enjoying herself
*guess it’s time to change that*
she sees Kaia, buying food from a local street vendor
she pointedly ignore her, and continues wakling, armor clanking, shining in the bright sun
Immeral may be avoiding Kaia, but she doesn’t know that. Kaia hears Immeral’s armor and walks up alongside her, offering her the food she bought, some sort of meat kebab
"thank you" she takes it, not wanting to be outwardly rude. she's still a hero
“How’ve you been doing since the Floor shut down? I know that was more your thing than one on one duels.”
"I've been doing well. I did some sightseeing around the city. hmm. maybe I should do more duels"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“I said I called in a false tip. They probably investigated the ships, and when they didn’t find you, upped the bounty. That doesn’t sound like my fault.”
"Has anyone ever told you you're incredibly annoying?" Fives sits down with a clank. "That need to always be right isn't doing you any favors."
“When you’re right under demigod status, you don’t really care what people think about you.”
"Even others of the same status?"
“I don’t believe many others are of the same status as me. If you’re implying that you are, would you like to prove your claim?”
They shrug. "If I must. How do you want me to prove it?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
*i can if immeral can stomach one of my characters*
*one way to find out*
Immerral is walking around the city. she's enjoying herself
*guess it’s time to change that*
she sees Kaia, buying food from a local street vendor
she pointedly ignore her, and continues wakling, armor clanking, shining in the bright sun
Immeral may be avoiding Kaia, but she doesn’t know that. Kaia hears Immeral’s armor and walks up alongside her, offering her the food she bought, some sort of meat kebab
"thank you" she takes it, not wanting to be outwardly rude. she's still a hero
“How’ve you been doing since the Floor shut down? I know that was more your thing than one on one duels.”
"I've been doing well. I did some sightseeing around the city. hmm. maybe I should do more duels"
“I’m sure you’d be great, I’ve seen the way you cleave through zombies like butter.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
“I said I called in a false tip. They probably investigated the ships, and when they didn’t find you, upped the bounty. That doesn’t sound like my fault.”
"Has anyone ever told you you're incredibly annoying?" Fives sits down with a clank. "That need to always be right isn't doing you any favors."
“When you’re right under demigod status, you don’t really care what people think about you.”
"Even others of the same status?"
“I don’t believe many others are of the same status as me. If you’re implying that you are, would you like to prove your claim?”
They shrug. "If I must. How do you want me to prove it?"
“Duel me. One on one, standard rules, no summons.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
“I said I called in a false tip. They probably investigated the ships, and when they didn’t find you, upped the bounty. That doesn’t sound like my fault.”
"Has anyone ever told you you're incredibly annoying?" Fives sits down with a clank. "That need to always be right isn't doing you any favors."
“When you’re right under demigod status, you don’t really care what people think about you.”
"Even others of the same status?"
“I don’t believe many others are of the same status as me. If you’re implying that you are, would you like to prove your claim?”
They shrug. "If I must. How do you want me to prove it?"
“Duel me. One on one, standard rules, no summons.”
"Fine. What should the stakes be?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
*i can if immeral can stomach one of my characters*
*one way to find out*
Immerral is walking around the city. she's enjoying herself
*guess it’s time to change that*
she sees Kaia, buying food from a local street vendor
she pointedly ignore her, and continues wakling, armor clanking, shining in the bright sun
Immeral may be avoiding Kaia, but she doesn’t know that. Kaia hears Immeral’s armor and walks up alongside her, offering her the food she bought, some sort of meat kebab
"thank you" she takes it, not wanting to be outwardly rude. she's still a hero
“How’ve you been doing since the Floor shut down? I know that was more your thing than one on one duels.”
"I've been doing well. I did some sightseeing around the city. hmm. maybe I should do more duels"
“I’m sure you’d be great, I’ve seen the way you cleave through zombies like butter.”
"maybe. I am especially good against undead, but I could handle a few duels"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“I said I called in a false tip. They probably investigated the ships, and when they didn’t find you, upped the bounty. That doesn’t sound like my fault.”
"Has anyone ever told you you're incredibly annoying?" Fives sits down with a clank. "That need to always be right isn't doing you any favors."
“When you’re right under demigod status, you don’t really care what people think about you.”
"Even others of the same status?"
“I don’t believe many others are of the same status as me. If you’re implying that you are, would you like to prove your claim?”
They shrug. "If I must. How do you want me to prove it?"
“Duel me. One on one, standard rules, no summons.”
"Fine. What should the stakes be?"
“If I lose, you get 500 gp.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
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*I have made a new character: a strugel who can cook*
*Please, hold your applause*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Even others of the same status?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
*I can't hold a non-physical object, so you get some applause.*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
“I don’t believe many others are of the same status as me. If you’re implying that you are, would you like to prove your claim?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"thank you" she takes it, not wanting to be outwardly rude. she's still a hero
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*can’t. Too glorious 👏👏👏*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“How’ve you been doing since the Floor shut down? I know that was more your thing than one on one duels.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I've been doing well. I did some sightseeing around the city. hmm. maybe I should do more duels"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*gtg for a little bit. bbs*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
They shrug. "If I must. How do you want me to prove it?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
“I’m sure you’d be great, I’ve seen the way you cleave through zombies like butter.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Duel me. One on one, standard rules, no summons.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*He dresses in the style of the Japanese Yankii, which is basically a mix of classic Yakuza and the American Greaser style of the 1950s*
*Josuke from JoJo dresses like that*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Fine. What should the stakes be?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"maybe. I am especially good against undead, but I could handle a few duels"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“If I lose, you get 500 gp.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*You will cry when you see their bright blue pompadour.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*now im the one who has to go byeee*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*baiiiiiii!*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"2,000."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.