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"I don't care." He walks close, then places a hand on hers, the one resting on her sword. "The issue is dealt with." He squeezes, causing the metal gauntlet to creak, but not deform in any capacity.
"And if they come back, I'll be the one breaking bones."
"is that so?" she takes his hand off hers. *the gauntlets are magic. they make her stronger*
(He has a +5 to STR) She can't move his hand without moving her own hand as well, thus drawing her sword. His grip is like adamantine.
"Yes, actually." He shoves her back as he lets go. (Attack: 35, no damage but 10ft push on a hit) "And you'd do best to leave me alone."
*no, it was her other hand, and she has +4, but okie*
she gets pushed away, catching herself
her eyes glow with red-tinged light. "you will not harm me"
make a wisdom save
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
(He has a +5 to STR) She can't move his hand without moving her own hand as well, thus drawing her sword. His grip is like adamantine.
"Yes, actually." He shoves her back as he lets go. (Attack: 35, no damage but 10ft push on a hit) "And you'd do best to leave me alone."
*no, it was her other hand, and she has +4, but okie*
she gets pushed away, catching herself
her eyes glow with red-tinged light. "you will not harm me"
make a wisdom save
*What's her creature type?*
Save: 15
"Wasn't planning on it."
*humanoid. half-elf if you want specifics*
*geas, preventing you from harming her*
"just securing myself"
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Wanted posters for Specimen 084 have stopped thinning out, and are now appearing with renewed vigor. The message on them has changed slightly. "WANTED: SPECIMEN 084. MUST BE CAPTURED ALIVE. REWARD: 75,000 GOLD. The specimen is extremely dangerous. All sightings and information must be reported to our temporary headquarters on the outskirts of town, for a reward of 750 gold. Help our cause, help keep your families safe."
The huge man in spiked leathers and the demon mask walks into the temporary HQ. "Corpos, right?"
The worker behind the desk looks up from whatever he was doing. "I'm not sure what you mean."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
He lifts up his mask, revealing a gator-like face, then lights a crumpled cigarette and takes a drag. "Securing yourself... I'm guessing you just cast a spell, since I would have noticed anyone preparing to snipe me from this angle. Now, I know my arcana and religion pretty well, and I know that paladins don't get Suggestion or Charm Person. I'm guessing you cast Geas. So you decided that putting an anti-material rifle to someone's head and drugging them with mind control serums at the same time is the best option for this situation. Nice. Not the confident or heroic sort, are you?"
He chuckles. "No, you're a pragmatist. And a show-off. Not that I'm one to talk. But at least I don't pretend to be the good guy. No, everyone around me gets the message on sight. The big difference between us is that I lean closer to pragmatism than image. You wanted to take me down because I look scary. I look scary because I want all the other trash to leave me alone, and that's it. But you don't care, do you? Nah, I hurt your ego a little. I shoved you, and now you have to return the favor tenfold, don't you? Go right ahead, girliepop. Nothing I can do to stop you."
The huge man in spiked leathers and the demon mask walks into the temporary HQ. "Corpos, right?"
The worker behind the desk looks up from whatever he was doing. "I'm not sure what you mean."
"You work for a big corporation, and something got loose. Not something dangerous, though... unless it ends up in the wrong hands. My hands." He leans down, putting his scaly claws on the desk. "I've been through this circus a million times. Now tell me what I'm dealing with and I'll bring it here. Otherwise, I'll keep it for myself. Or worse, kill it. And trust me, I will find it before any Reclaimers you come out with regardless of whether you tell me or not."
He lifts up his mask, revealing a gator-like face, then lights a crumpled cigarette and takes a drag. "Securing yourself... I'm guessing you just cast a spell, since I would have noticed anyone preparing to snipe me from this angle. Now, I know my arcana and religion pretty well, and I know that paladins don't get Suggestion or Charm Person. I'm guessing you cast Geas. So you decided that putting an anti-material rifle to someone's head and drugging them with mind control serums at the same time is the best option for this situation. Nice. Not the confident or heroic sort, are you?"
He chuckles. "No, you're a pragmatist. And a show-off. Not that I'm one to talk. But at least I don't pretend to be the good guy. No, everyone around me gets the message on sight. The big difference between us is that I lean closer to pragmatism than image. You wanted to take me down because I look scary. I look scary because I want all the other trash to leave me alone, and that's it. But you don't care, do you? Nah, I hurt your ego a little. I shoved you, and now you have to return the favor tenfold, don't you? Go right ahead, girliepop. Nothing I can do to stop you."
"I beg to differ. I am heroic. you all but admitted you were participating in crime, and doing a poor job of protecting your 'turf'. my preventing you from harming a person, me, in this case, is heroic and righteous. however, I don't believe in killing those who are remarkable, or special in some way. from what I know of you, you try to do your part to keep other criminals out of the area, so I wont kill you, on the condition that you do a better job of that"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
He lifts up his mask, revealing a gator-like face, then lights a crumpled cigarette and takes a drag. "Securing yourself... I'm guessing you just cast a spell, since I would have noticed anyone preparing to snipe me from this angle. Now, I know my arcana and religion pretty well, and I know that paladins don't get Suggestion or Charm Person. I'm guessing you cast Geas. So you decided that putting an anti-material rifle to someone's head and drugging them with mind control serums at the same time is the best option for this situation. Nice. Not the confident or heroic sort, are you?"
He chuckles. "No, you're a pragmatist. And a show-off. Not that I'm one to talk. But at least I don't pretend to be the good guy. No, everyone around me gets the message on sight. The big difference between us is that I lean closer to pragmatism than image. You wanted to take me down because I look scary. I look scary because I want all the other trash to leave me alone, and that's it. But you don't care, do you? Nah, I hurt your ego a little. I shoved you, and now you have to return the favor tenfold, don't you? Go right ahead, girliepop. Nothing I can do to stop you."
"I beg to differ. I am heroic. you all but admitted you were participating in crime, and doing a poor job of protecting your 'turf'. my preventing you from harming a person, me, in this case, is heroic and righteous. however, I don't believe in killing those who are remarkable, or special in some way. from what I know of you, you try to do your part to keep other criminals out of the area, so I wont kill you, on the condition that you do a better job of that"
He snorts again. "So you decide who's special and remarkable? Funny. What's even funnier is how you think that me, a single person with no organization whatsoever, can consistently and continuously keep crime away from my little section of town. Yeah, that's not happening. I don't get paid for this, no one thanks me, and I can barely afford to upkeep my equipment with what goons I manage to mug. Maybe you, being so heroic and righteous, would like to put in some effort and police this hellhole yourself?"
He chuckles. "How about we strike a deal? You help, and when this spell wears off..." He leans in close and whispers in her ear. "...I won't track you down to your home and crush your larynx in your sleep."
He lifts up his mask, revealing a gator-like face, then lights a crumpled cigarette and takes a drag. "Securing yourself... I'm guessing you just cast a spell, since I would have noticed anyone preparing to snipe me from this angle. Now, I know my arcana and religion pretty well, and I know that paladins don't get Suggestion or Charm Person. I'm guessing you cast Geas. So you decided that putting an anti-material rifle to someone's head and drugging them with mind control serums at the same time is the best option for this situation. Nice. Not the confident or heroic sort, are you?"
He chuckles. "No, you're a pragmatist. And a show-off. Not that I'm one to talk. But at least I don't pretend to be the good guy. No, everyone around me gets the message on sight. The big difference between us is that I lean closer to pragmatism than image. You wanted to take me down because I look scary. I look scary because I want all the other trash to leave me alone, and that's it. But you don't care, do you? Nah, I hurt your ego a little. I shoved you, and now you have to return the favor tenfold, don't you? Go right ahead, girliepop. Nothing I can do to stop you."
"I beg to differ. I am heroic. you all but admitted you were participating in crime, and doing a poor job of protecting your 'turf'. my preventing you from harming a person, me, in this case, is heroic and righteous. however, I don't believe in killing those who are remarkable, or special in some way. from what I know of you, you try to do your part to keep other criminals out of the area, so I wont kill you, on the condition that you do a better job of that"
He snorts again. "So you decide who's special and remarkable? Funny. What's even funnier is how you think that me, a single person with no organization whatsoever, can consistently and continuously keep crime away from my little section of town. Yeah, that's not happening. I don't get paid for this, no one thanks me, and I can barely afford to upkeep my equipment with what goons I manage to mug. Maybe you, being so heroic and righteous, would like to put in some effort and police this hellhole yourself?"
He chuckles. "How about we strike a deal? You help, and when this spell wears off..." He leans in close and whispers in her ear. "...I won't track you down to your home and crush your larynx in your sleep."
she mulls it over for a little while. "I think... we have a deal mister....?"
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He snorts again. "So you decide who's special and remarkable? Funny. What's even funnier is how you think that me, a single person with no organization whatsoever, can consistently and continuously keep crime away from my little section of town. Yeah, that's not happening. I don't get paid for this, no one thanks me, and I can barely afford to upkeep my equipment with what goons I manage to mug. Maybe you, being so heroic and righteous, would like to put in some effort and police this hellhole yourself?"
He chuckles. "How about we strike a deal? You help, and when this spell wears off..." He leans in close and whispers in her ear. "...I won't track you down to your home and crush your larynx in your sleep."
she mulls it over for a little while. "I think... we have a deal mister....?"
"Rawtrick. Now do whatever it is you people do when you're not harassing me. As it stands, I've never seen you guys outside of that specific scenario."
He snorts again. "So you decide who's special and remarkable? Funny. What's even funnier is how you think that me, a single person with no organization whatsoever, can consistently and continuously keep crime away from my little section of town. Yeah, that's not happening. I don't get paid for this, no one thanks me, and I can barely afford to upkeep my equipment with what goons I manage to mug. Maybe you, being so heroic and righteous, would like to put in some effort and police this hellhole yourself?"
He chuckles. "How about we strike a deal? You help, and when this spell wears off..." He leans in close and whispers in her ear. "...I won't track you down to your home and crush your larynx in your sleep."
she mulls it over for a little while. "I think... we have a deal mister....?"
"Rawtrick. Now do whatever it is you people do when you're not harassing me. As it stands, I've never seen you guys outside of that specific scenario."
"we have a deal, Mr. Rawtrick. as for what we do when not harassing you, we go back to our pods hidden under the church until we sense someone we can grandstand to" her smile betrays the joke
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"Rawtrick. Now do whatever it is you people do when you're not harassing me. As it stands, I've never seen you guys outside of that specific scenario."
"we have a deal, Mr. Rawtrick. as for what we do when not harassing you, we go back to our pods hidden under the church until we sense someone we can grandstand to" her smile betrays the joke
"Word of advice, stay a Paladin. You wouldn't make it as a comedian." He walks past her.
"Rawtrick. Now do whatever it is you people do when you're not harassing me. As it stands, I've never seen you guys outside of that specific scenario."
"we have a deal, Mr. Rawtrick. as for what we do when not harassing you, we go back to our pods hidden under the church until we sense someone we can grandstand to" her smile betrays the joke
"Word of advice, stay a Paladin. You wouldn't make it as a comedian." He walks past her.
*i think the moral of today is that immerral should never, ever tell a joke*
*good end?*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"Rawtrick. Now do whatever it is you people do when you're not harassing me. As it stands, I've never seen you guys outside of that specific scenario."
"we have a deal, Mr. Rawtrick. as for what we do when not harassing you, we go back to our pods hidden under the church until we sense someone we can grandstand to" her smile betrays the joke
"Word of advice, stay a Paladin. You wouldn't make it as a comedian." He walks past her.
*i think the moral of today is that immerral should never, ever tell a joke*
*good end?*
*Yee*
*By the way, Immerral would have crushed Rawtrick. Easily, I'm guessing.*
"Rawtrick. Now do whatever it is you people do when you're not harassing me. As it stands, I've never seen you guys outside of that specific scenario."
"we have a deal, Mr. Rawtrick. as for what we do when not harassing you, we go back to our pods hidden under the church until we sense someone we can grandstand to" her smile betrays the joke
"Word of advice, stay a Paladin. You wouldn't make it as a comedian." He walks past her.
*i think the moral of today is that immerral should never, ever tell a joke*
*good end?*
*Yee*
*By the way, Immerral would have crushed Rawtrick. Easily, I'm guessing.*
*i figured. why do you think she partnered up with him, as obsessed with control and appearing as a hero as she is*
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*By the way, Immerral would have crushed Rawtrick. Easily, I'm guessing.*
*i figured. why do you think she partnered up with him, as obsessed with control and appearing as a hero as she is*
*I... don't know, actually.*
*becuase A, she can waste him, so in her mind, she can control him. cleaning up crime in a neighborhood is heroic, and her being paired up with someone who is a bit of a loose cannon, she assumes, adds interest*
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*ice storm just has the best range. 300 feet is ridiculous* “Bubble strats? Well I guess it does suck up your spells. Welp, bye bye bubble.” So um disintegrate its gone now :P also fly back 30 feet
"Just what I intended." Fives casts Ashardalon's stride and blasts forward in a burst of fire. They dash to close the gap between them and Dey in an instant, ending with a burst of scorching heat right next to Dey.
Take 4 fire damage.
“I’ll admit, you got me with that one.” He teleports 335 feet away from them with dimension door and then casts a 5th level ice storm. Dc 21 dex, 6 bludgeoning, 9 cold
*Two leveled spells in one turn again, also our max fight area is 400 feet in diameter: A magical barrier that cannot be passed through, and spells cannot be cast in or out of, forms in a 200 ft radius centered around the combatants.*
*im such a moron, gimme a second*
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*ice storm just has the best range. 300 feet is ridiculous* “Bubble strats? Well I guess it does suck up your spells. Welp, bye bye bubble.” So um disintegrate its gone now :P also fly back 30 feet
"Just what I intended." Fives casts Ashardalon's stride and blasts forward in a burst of fire. They dash to close the gap between them and Dey in an instant, ending with a burst of scorching heat right next to Dey.
Take 4 fire damage.
“F*ck you can be quick when you want to.” Quickened Dimension door 320 feet straight up, then he takes out a jar of Keoghtom's Ointment and swallows a dose. 11 healing
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
*ice storm just has the best range. 300 feet is ridiculous* “Bubble strats? Well I guess it does suck up your spells. Welp, bye bye bubble.” So um disintegrate its gone now :P also fly back 30 feet
"Just what I intended." Fives casts Ashardalon's stride and blasts forward in a burst of fire. They dash to close the gap between them and Dey in an instant, ending with a burst of scorching heat right next to Dey.
Take 4 fire damage.
“F*ck you can be quick when you want to.” Quickened Dimension door 320 feet straight up, then he takes out a jar of Keoghtom's Ointment and swallows a dose. 11 healing
*the 200 foot sphere also extends upward*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
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*no, it was her other hand, and she has +4, but okie*
she gets pushed away, catching herself
her eyes glow with red-tinged light. "you will not harm me"
make a wisdom save
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*What's her creature type?*
Save: 15
"Wasn't planning on it."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
*humanoid. half-elf if you want specifics*
*geas, preventing you from harming her*
"just securing myself"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
The worker behind the desk looks up from whatever he was doing. "I'm not sure what you mean."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Born to have fun, forced to make money.
He lifts up his mask, revealing a gator-like face, then lights a crumpled cigarette and takes a drag. "Securing yourself... I'm guessing you just cast a spell, since I would have noticed anyone preparing to snipe me from this angle. Now, I know my arcana and religion pretty well, and I know that paladins don't get Suggestion or Charm Person. I'm guessing you cast Geas. So you decided that putting an anti-material rifle to someone's head and drugging them with mind control serums at the same time is the best option for this situation. Nice. Not the confident or heroic sort, are you?"
He chuckles. "No, you're a pragmatist. And a show-off. Not that I'm one to talk. But at least I don't pretend to be the good guy. No, everyone around me gets the message on sight. The big difference between us is that I lean closer to pragmatism than image. You wanted to take me down because I look scary. I look scary because I want all the other trash to leave me alone, and that's it. But you don't care, do you? Nah, I hurt your ego a little. I shoved you, and now you have to return the favor tenfold, don't you? Go right ahead, girliepop. Nothing I can do to stop you."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
"You work for a big corporation, and something got loose. Not something dangerous, though... unless it ends up in the wrong hands. My hands." He leans down, putting his scaly claws on the desk. "I've been through this circus a million times. Now tell me what I'm dealing with and I'll bring it here. Otherwise, I'll keep it for myself. Or worse, kill it. And trust me, I will find it before any Reclaimers you come out with regardless of whether you tell me or not."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
"I beg to differ. I am heroic. you all but admitted you were participating in crime, and doing a poor job of protecting your 'turf'. my preventing you from harming a person, me, in this case, is heroic and righteous. however, I don't believe in killing those who are remarkable, or special in some way. from what I know of you, you try to do your part to keep other criminals out of the area, so I wont kill you, on the condition that you do a better job of that"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
He snorts again. "So you decide who's special and remarkable? Funny. What's even funnier is how you think that me, a single person with no organization whatsoever, can consistently and continuously keep crime away from my little section of town. Yeah, that's not happening. I don't get paid for this, no one thanks me, and I can barely afford to upkeep my equipment with what goons I manage to mug. Maybe you, being so heroic and righteous, would like to put in some effort and police this hellhole yourself?"
He chuckles. "How about we strike a deal? You help, and when this spell wears off..." He leans in close and whispers in her ear. "...I won't track you down to your home and crush your larynx in your sleep."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
she mulls it over for a little while. "I think... we have a deal mister....?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Rawtrick. Now do whatever it is you people do when you're not harassing me. As it stands, I've never seen you guys outside of that specific scenario."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
"we have a deal, Mr. Rawtrick. as for what we do when not harassing you, we go back to our pods hidden under the church until we sense someone we can grandstand to" her smile betrays the joke
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Word of advice, stay a Paladin. You wouldn't make it as a comedian." He walks past her.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
*i think the moral of today is that immerral should never, ever tell a joke*
*good end?*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Yee*
*By the way, Immerral would have crushed Rawtrick. Easily, I'm guessing.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
*i figured. why do you think she partnered up with him, as obsessed with control and appearing as a hero as she is*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*I... don't know, actually.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
*becuase A, she can waste him, so in her mind, she can control him. cleaning up crime in a neighborhood is heroic, and her being paired up with someone who is a bit of a loose cannon, she assumes, adds interest*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*im such a moron, gimme a second*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“F*ck you can be quick when you want to.” Quickened Dimension door 320 feet straight up, then he takes out a jar of Keoghtom's Ointment and swallows a dose. 11 healing
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*the 200 foot sphere also extends upward*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Born to have fun, forced to make money.