*dragontamer, requesting permission to put the elf’s soul in the ring without a ton of unnecessary rolls?*
*Sure, why not? It'd be with the feebleminded scores anyway.*
*fantastic* ”Hey immeral, I’ve got good news and some bad news. Which one do you want first?” He says, as the elf’s lifeless body falls over with one less head attached to their shoulders than before.
"Bad news"
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The void beast and its master are fully absorbed into shadow, and dissolve away. They're gone.
*nuh uh i counterspelled it at 8th level*
*ok then 3rd level counterspelling the counterspell check: 8*
The shadows are blasted away, leaving the barely alive void beast and its current helpless master with no way out.
Fives is nowhere to be found.
immerral relents her light, strides over, and grabs the void beast by the scruff of its neck.
"Where is fives?"
*purple text means deep speech*
The beast looks surprised that Immeral speaks the language of the void. It shakes its head, possibly communicating its answer.
"Tell me. I could make you. I could make you do a lot of things. but you will tell me of your own free will, or you will know that there is more to me than a sword and shining armor"
The creature shakes its head again, this time looking slightly scared.
"Do you not know?"
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The void beast and its master are fully absorbed into shadow, and dissolve away. They're gone.
*nuh uh i counterspelled it at 8th level*
*ok then 3rd level counterspelling the counterspell check: 8*
The shadows are blasted away, leaving the barely alive void beast and its current helpless master with no way out.
Fives is nowhere to be found.
immerral relents her light, strides over, and grabs the void beast by the scruff of its neck.
"Where is fives?"
*purple text means deep speech*
The beast looks surprised that Immeral speaks the language of the void. It shakes its head, possibly communicating its answer.
"Tell me. I could make you. I could make you do a lot of things. but you will tell me of your own free will, or you will know that there is more to me than a sword and shining armor"
The creature shakes its head again, this time looking slightly scared.
"Do you not know?"
It nods.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
*dragontamer, requesting permission to put the elf’s soul in the ring without a ton of unnecessary rolls?*
*Sure, why not? It'd be with the feebleminded scores anyway.*
*fantastic* ”Hey immeral, I’ve got good news and some bad news. Which one do you want first?” He says, as the elf’s lifeless body falls over with one less head attached to their shoulders than before.
"Bad news"
“Their brain is fried and I don’t know how fast I can unfry it. It’s possible though. Good news is that we permanently have their soul captive.”
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The elf’s lifeless body falls over with one less head attached to their shoulders than before.
The void beast begins thrashing around frantically in terror.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The void beast and its master are fully absorbed into shadow, and dissolve away. They're gone.
*nuh uh i counterspelled it at 8th level*
*ok then 3rd level counterspelling the counterspell check: 8*
The shadows are blasted away, leaving the barely alive void beast and its current helpless master with no way out.
Fives is nowhere to be found.
immerral relents her light, strides over, and grabs the void beast by the scruff of its neck.
"Where is fives?"
*purple text means deep speech*
The beast looks surprised that Immeral speaks the language of the void. It shakes its head, possibly communicating its answer.
"Tell me. I could make you. I could make you do a lot of things. but you will tell me of your own free will, or you will know that there is more to me than a sword and shining armor"
The creature shakes its head again, this time looking slightly scared.
"Do you not know?"
It nods.
she fishes an amulet out from under her cuirass. the band is made of dead twigs, and something swirls deep within the dark gem. she holds it, and a mass of dark energy emerges, eventually taking the shape of a statuesque person, with red feathered wings, ornate horned armor, noticably pale skin, and a glowing rope and quiver on their hips. they hold a bow.
"This is Cesspanon. they can extract awnsers, or they can simply give you a slow death. its up to you really" she turns to the devil. "have your way with it. if it tells you anything, tell it to me, and return when you feel my control weakening." she roughly hands the beast to the devil, and they fly off with it. if it can scream, its screams loud and long as she puts away the amulet
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*dragontamer, requesting permission to put the elf’s soul in the ring without a ton of unnecessary rolls?*
*Sure, why not? It'd be with the feebleminded scores anyway.*
*fantastic* ”Hey immeral, I’ve got good news and some bad news. Which one do you want first?” He says, as the elf’s lifeless body falls over with one less head attached to their shoulders than before.
"Bad news"
“Their brain is fried and I don’t know how fast I can unfry it. It’s possible though. Good news is that we permanently have their soul captive.”
"excellent. this is being uncooperative. I think the elf was the brains"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*dragontamer, requesting permission to put the elf’s soul in the ring without a ton of unnecessary rolls?*
*Sure, why not? It'd be with the feebleminded scores anyway.*
*fantastic* ”Hey immeral, I’ve got good news and some bad news. Which one do you want first?” He says, as the elf’s lifeless body falls over with one less head attached to their shoulders than before.
"Bad news"
“Their brain is fried and I don’t know how fast I can unfry it. It’s possible though. Good news is that we permanently have their soul captive.”
"excellent. this is being uncooperative. I think the elf was the brains"
He sighs. “Completely filled my rod. I’m gonna need a new one. I’ll try to find fives, but the spell might not work if they’re super far.” Wish->Locate Creature “Show me specimen 084 please.”
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*dragontamer, requesting permission to put the elf’s soul in the ring without a ton of unnecessary rolls?*
*Sure, why not? It'd be with the feebleminded scores anyway.*
*fantastic* ”Hey immeral, I’ve got good news and some bad news. Which one do you want first?” He says, as the elf’s lifeless body falls over with one less head attached to their shoulders than before.
"Bad news"
“Their brain is fried and I don’t know how fast I can unfry it. It’s possible though. Good news is that we permanently have their soul captive.”
"excellent. this is being uncooperative. I think the elf was the brains"
He sighs. “Completely filled my rod. I’m gonna need a new one. I’ll try to find fives, but the spell might not work if they’re super far.” Wish->Locate Creature “Show me specimen 084 please.”
"fine. if it will help find fives to unfry her brain, I have access to mutch better healing magic than you"
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*dragontamer, requesting permission to put the elf’s soul in the ring without a ton of unnecessary rolls?*
*Sure, why not? It'd be with the feebleminded scores anyway.*
*fantastic* ”Hey immeral, I’ve got good news and some bad news. Which one do you want first?” He says, as the elf’s lifeless body falls over with one less head attached to their shoulders than before.
"Bad news"
“Their brain is fried and I don’t know how fast I can unfry it. It’s possible though. Good news is that we permanently have their soul captive.”
"excellent. this is being uncooperative. I think the elf was the brains"
He sighs. “Completely filled my rod. I’m gonna need a new one. I’ll try to find fives, but the spell might not work if they’re super far.” Wish->Locate Creature “Show me specimen 084 please.”
"fine. if it will help find fives to unfry her brain, I have access to mutch better healing magic than you"
“One, no you don’t and two, the quality of the spells aren’t the problem.”
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*dragontamer, requesting permission to put the elf’s soul in the ring without a ton of unnecessary rolls?*
*Sure, why not? It'd be with the feebleminded scores anyway.*
*fantastic* ”Hey immeral, I’ve got good news and some bad news. Which one do you want first?” He says, as the elf’s lifeless body falls over with one less head attached to their shoulders than before.
"Bad news"
“Their brain is fried and I don’t know how fast I can unfry it. It’s possible though. Good news is that we permanently have their soul captive.”
"excellent. this is being uncooperative. I think the elf was the brains"
He sighs. “Completely filled my rod. I’m gonna need a new one. I’ll try to find fives, but the spell might not work if they’re super far.” Wish->Locate Creature “Show me specimen 084 please.”
"fine. if it will help find fives to unfry her brain, I have access to mutch better healing magic than you"
“One, no you don’t and two, the quality of the spells aren’t the problem.”
"then what is?"
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*dragontamer, requesting permission to put the elf’s soul in the ring without a ton of unnecessary rolls?*
*Sure, why not? It'd be with the feebleminded scores anyway.*
*fantastic* ”Hey immeral, I’ve got good news and some bad news. Which one do you want first?” He says, as the elf’s lifeless body falls over with one less head attached to their shoulders than before.
"Bad news"
“Their brain is fried and I don’t know how fast I can unfry it. It’s possible though. Good news is that we permanently have their soul captive.”
"excellent. this is being uncooperative. I think the elf was the brains"
He sighs. “Completely filled my rod. I’m gonna need a new one. I’ll try to find fives, but the spell might not work if they’re super far.” Wish->Locate Creature “Show me specimen 084 please.”
"fine. if it will help find fives to unfry her brain, I have access to mutch better healing magic than you"
“One, no you don’t and two, the quality of the spells aren’t the problem.”
"then what is?"
“The rules of the weave are strange and quite frankly bizarre so I’m not sure how exactly to make them fit together in a way that won’t also scramble my own brain.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
she fishes an amulet out from under her cuirass. the band is made of dead twigs, and something swirls deep within the dark gem. she holds it, and a mass of dark energy emerges, eventually taking the shape of a statuesque person, with red feathered wings, ornate horned armor, noticably pale skin, and a glowing rope and quiver on their hips. they hold a bow.
"This is Cesspanon. they can extract awnsers, or they can simply give you a slow death. its up to you really" she turns to the devil. "have your way with it. if it tells you anything, tell it to me, and return when you feel my control weakening." she roughly hands the beast to the devil, and they fly off with it. if it can scream, its screams loud and long as she puts away the amulet
*Cesspanon is telepathic*
The creature continues to thrash, but it doesn't make a sound. Through telepathy, Cesspanon can hear quiet, unintelligible whispers and a louder voice. The voice is repeating two phrases, slowly at first, then much more rapidly. "No cost too great. No will to break."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
He sighs. “Completely filled my rod. I’m gonna need a new one. I’ll try to find fives, but the spell might not work if they’re super far.” Wish->Locate Creature “Show me Specimen 084 please.”
Dey can detect the specimen fleeing rapidly towards the nearest ocean. Its form seems... smaller somehow.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
He sighs. “Completely filled my rod. I’m gonna need a new one. I’ll try to find fives, but the spell might not work if they’re super far.” Wish->Locate Creature “Show me Specimen 084 please.”
Dey can detect the specimen fleeing rapidly towards the nearest ocean. Its form seems... smaller somehow.
“Balls. I’m going after Fives.” Dimension door 500 feet towards them, then 30 feet walking and 30 feet flying. “Just don’t cross any rivers…”
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He sighs. “Completely filled my rod. I’m gonna need a new one. I’ll try to find fives, but the spell might not work if they’re super far.” Wish->Locate Creature “Show me Specimen 084 please.”
Dey can detect the specimen fleeing rapidly towards the nearest ocean. Its form seems... smaller somehow.
“Balls. I’m going after Fives.” Dimension door 500 feet towards them, then 30 feet walking and 30 feet flying. “Just don’t cross any rivers…”
You can spot their armor lying on the ground, empty. The pieces are spread out in a rough circle 10 feet in diameter. They're completely hollow, with residual glowing goo in them. You're definitely on the right track.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
He sighs. “Completely filled my rod. I’m gonna need a new one. I’ll try to find fives, but the spell might not work if they’re super far.” Wish->Locate Creature “Show me Specimen 084 please.”
Dey can detect the specimen fleeing rapidly towards the nearest ocean. Its form seems... smaller somehow.
“Balls. I’m going after Fives.” Dimension door 500 feet towards them, then 30 feet walking and 30 feet flying. “Just don’t cross any rivers…”
You can spot their armor lying on the ground, empty. The pieces are spread out in a rough circle 10 feet in diameter. They're completely hollow, with residual glowing goo in them. You're definitely on the right track.
Another dimension door catches up with them. “Immeral’s worried. I killed the elf lady and the void beast is being tortured by a demon, so can you please come back to town with me?”
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she fishes an amulet out from under her cuirass. the band is made of dead twigs, and something swirls deep within the dark gem. she holds it, and a mass of dark energy emerges, eventually taking the shape of a statuesque person, with red feathered wings, ornate horned armor, noticably pale skin, and a glowing rope and quiver on their hips. they hold a bow.
"This is Cesspanon. they can extract awnsers, or they can simply give you a slow death. its up to you really" she turns to the devil. "have your way with it. if it tells you anything, tell it to me, and return when you feel my control weakening." she roughly hands the beast to the devil, and they fly off with it. if it can scream, its screams loud and long as she puts away the amulet
*Cesspanon is telepathic*
The creature continues to thrash, but it doesn't make a sound. Through telepathy, Cesspanon can hear quiet, unintelligible whispers and a louder voice. The voice is repeating two phrases, slowly at first, then much more rapidly. "No cost too great. No will to break."
"we'll see about that"cesspanon says telepathically, as they pour poision onto the beast's face
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she fishes an amulet out from under her cuirass. the band is made of dead twigs, and something swirls deep within the dark gem. she holds it, and a mass of dark energy emerges, eventually taking the shape of a statuesque person, with red feathered wings, ornate horned armor, noticably pale skin, and a glowing rope and quiver on their hips. they hold a bow.
"This is Cesspanon. they can extract awnsers, or they can simply give you a slow death. its up to you really" she turns to the devil. "have your way with it. if it tells you anything, tell it to me, and return when you feel my control weakening." she roughly hands the beast to the devil, and they fly off with it. if it can scream, its screams loud and long as she puts away the amulet
*Cesspanon is telepathic*
The creature continues to thrash, but it doesn't make a sound. Through telepathy, Cesspanon can hear quiet, unintelligible whispers and a louder voice. The voice is repeating two phrases, slowly at first, then much more rapidly. "No cost too great. No will to break."
"we'll see about that"cesspanon says telepathically, as they pour poision onto the beast's face
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The void beast keeps on repeating those words over and over, faster and faster. It continues thrashing around helplessly.
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"Bad news"
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Do you not know?"
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
It nods.
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“Their brain is fried and I don’t know how fast I can unfry it. It’s possible though. Good news is that we permanently have their soul captive.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The void beast begins thrashing around frantically in terror.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
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she fishes an amulet out from under her cuirass. the band is made of dead twigs, and something swirls deep within the dark gem. she holds it, and a mass of dark energy emerges, eventually taking the shape of a statuesque person, with red feathered wings, ornate horned armor, noticably pale skin, and a glowing rope and quiver on their hips. they hold a bow.
"This is Cesspanon. they can extract awnsers, or they can simply give you a slow death. its up to you really" she turns to the devil. "have your way with it. if it tells you anything, tell it to me, and return when you feel my control weakening." she roughly hands the beast to the devil, and they fly off with it. if it can scream, its screams loud and long as she puts away the amulet
*Cesspanon is telepathic*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"excellent. this is being uncooperative. I think the elf was the brains"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
He sighs. “Completely filled my rod. I’m gonna need a new one. I’ll try to find fives, but the spell might not work if they’re super far.” Wish->Locate Creature “Show me specimen 084 please.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"fine. if it will help find fives to unfry her brain, I have access to mutch better healing magic than you"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“One, no you don’t and two, the quality of the spells aren’t the problem.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"then what is?"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“The rules of the weave are strange and quite frankly bizarre so I’m not sure how exactly to make them fit together in a way that won’t also scramble my own brain.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*I gtg for a bit*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
The creature continues to thrash, but it doesn't make a sound. Through telepathy, Cesspanon can hear quiet, unintelligible whispers and a louder voice. The voice is repeating two phrases, slowly at first, then much more rapidly. "No cost too great. No will to break."
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Dey can detect the specimen fleeing rapidly towards the nearest ocean. Its form seems... smaller somehow.
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“Balls. I’m going after Fives.” Dimension door 500 feet towards them, then 30 feet walking and 30 feet flying. “Just don’t cross any rivers…”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
You can spot their armor lying on the ground, empty. The pieces are spread out in a rough circle 10 feet in diameter. They're completely hollow, with residual glowing goo in them. You're definitely on the right track.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
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Another dimension door catches up with them. “Immeral’s worried. I killed the elf lady and the void beast is being tortured by a demon, so can you please come back to town with me?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"we'll see about that" cesspanon says telepathically, as they pour poision onto the beast's face
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
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The void beast keeps on repeating those words over and over, faster and faster. It continues thrashing around helplessly.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
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