He nods and makes her a vanilla oat milk latte. "This'll be three copper, if you're good for it."
She pulls out a small purse and slides the coins across the table, as well as a tip of another one.
He bows his head, counting the coins with his one eye as he does so. "Thank you very much, ma'am. I hope to see you again soon. Have a pleasant rest of your day."
“You as well, I, I don’t believe I asked your name! How rude of me. My name is Kaia, may I have yours?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
He bows his head, counting the coins with his one eye as he does so. "Thank you very much, ma'am. I hope to see you again soon. Have a pleasant rest of your day."
“You as well, I, I don’t believe I asked your name! How rude of me. My name is Kaia, may I have yours?”
He opens his mouth, then pauses as a flash of suspicion and what might be disappointment crosses his face. "I will tell you my name. My name is Porter Gorta." He takes out a little card made of laminated paper and reads off of it. "I am required to inform you that I am the scion of a sin-marked bloodline, and that in approximately 33 years, 2 months, 8 days, 11 hours, 7 minutes and 55 seconds, I will be free of my ancestors' stigma. Until then, I am protected by no laws or sovereigns." His speech gets faster and more slurred as he goes on. He sounds like he's read this a thousand times and just wants it out of the way.
He bows his head, counting the coins with his one eye as he does so. "Thank you very much, ma'am. I hope to see you again soon. Have a pleasant rest of your day."
“You as well, I, I don’t believe I asked your name! How rude of me. My name is Kaia, may I have yours?”
He opens his mouth, then pauses as a flash of suspicion and what might be disappointment crosses his face. "I will tell you my name. My name is Porter Gorta." He takes out a little card made of laminated paper and reads off of it. "I am required to inform you that I am the scion of a sin-marked bloodline, and that in approximately 33 years, 2 months, 8 days, 11 hours, 7 minutes and 55 seconds, I will be free of my ancestors' stigma. Until then, I am protected by no laws or sovereigns." His speech gets faster and more slurred as he goes on. He sounds like he's read this a thousand times and just wants it out of the way.
“Sin marked? What did your ancestors do to give you such a harsh punishment?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
He opens his mouth, then pauses as a flash of suspicion and what might be disappointment crosses his face. "I will tell you my name. My name is Porter Gorta." He takes out a little card made of laminated paper and reads off of it. "I am required to inform you that I am the scion of a sin-marked bloodline, and that in approximately 33 years, 2 months, 8 days, 11 hours, 7 minutes and 55 seconds, I will be free of my ancestors' stigma. Until then, I am protected by no laws or sovereigns." His speech gets faster and more slurred as he goes on. He sounds like he's read this a thousand times and just wants it out of the way.
“Sin marked? What did your ancestors do to give you such a harsh punishment?”
He puts the card back in his pocket. "One person ruined their entire bloodline for about 800 years. Atticus Gorta, the Disgraced One. There are a million stories, and I don't know how many are true. The big charge is serial treason, since they basically did their own thing without the approval of any government. They were like, a super powerful wizard. The worst thing is that I'm compatible with their techniques, which means I'm a threat to national security, thus why I'm black-marked and barred from my homeland. Look," He opens his left eye, revealing a swirling, black-and-pink glass eye. "This prosthetic is based on the Uzumaki Scrapple, Atticus' greatest weapon. Mine is hardly that powerful, and it holds knowledge instead of actual malediction, but it's the same basic construction. It allows me to learn horrible things on a daily basis without becoming cursed or going mad."
He opens his mouth, then pauses as a flash of suspicion and what might be disappointment crosses his face. "I will tell you my name. My name is Porter Gorta." He takes out a little card made of laminated paper and reads off of it. "I am required to inform you that I am the scion of a sin-marked bloodline, and that in approximately 33 years, 2 months, 8 days, 11 hours, 7 minutes and 55 seconds, I will be free of my ancestors' stigma. Until then, I am protected by no laws or sovereigns." His speech gets faster and more slurred as he goes on. He sounds like he's read this a thousand times and just wants it out of the way.
“Sin marked? What did your ancestors do to give you such a harsh punishment?”
He puts the card back in his pocket. "One person ruined their entire bloodline for about 800 years. Atticus Gorta, the Disgraced One. There are a million stories, and I don't know how many are true. The big charge is serial treason, since they basically did their own thing without the approval of any government. They were like, a super powerful wizard. The worst thing is that I'm compatible with their techniques, which means I'm a threat to national security, thus why I'm black-marked and barred from my homeland. Look," He opens his left eye, revealing a swirling, black-and-pink glass eye. "This prosthetic is based on the Uzumaki Scrapple, Atticus' greatest weapon. Mine is hardly that powerful, and it holds knowledge instead of actual malediction, but it's the same basic construction. It allows me to learn horrible things on a daily basis without becoming cursed or going mad."
“Well Porter, I’ll make sure to call you if I ever find a cave full of forbidden lore.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
He puts the card back in his pocket. "One person ruined their entire bloodline for about 800 years. Atticus Gorta, the Disgraced One. There are a million stories, and I don't know how many are true. The big charge is serial treason, since they basically did their own thing without the approval of any government. They were like, a super powerful wizard. The worst thing is that I'm compatible with their techniques, which means I'm a threat to national security, thus why I'm black-marked and barred from my homeland. Look," He opens his left eye, revealing a swirling, black-and-pink glass eye. "This prosthetic is based on the Uzumaki Scrapple, Atticus' greatest weapon. Mine is hardly that powerful, and it holds knowledge instead of actual malediction, but it's the same basic construction. It allows me to learn horrible things on a daily basis without becoming cursed or going mad."
“Well Porter, I’ll make sure to call you if I ever find a cave full of forbidden lore.”
He closes his left eye once more. "If you ever need me, I'll be glad to help. I'm a monster hunter too, by the way. That's why I made the eye in the first place. Learning about what fiends and undead will actually do to you is very unpleasant."
A little strugel with coffee-stained fur, black markings, and one tired eye (their right) is selling donuts and fresh-brewed coffee drinks at a little stand. He's got a myriad of syrups and toppings for the treats, and an advanced-looking contraption with different nozzles labeled with different brews, including a simple "Espresso Mode."
a half-elf woman in shining silver armor approaches. "hello"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*HI ALL I am so so sorry about that huge absence, I had like several life events and multiple exams later (which I passed with all As! yippee :]) that stopped me from properly getting on. I’m unsure as to how frequent I’ll be able to post, but I’ll try to be much better about my schedule and everything. Thank you for being patient again really sorry, the semester is almost over so hopefully I’ll have some time :,) before finals. Honestly I did not expect people to still be on the thread when I was gone lol I appreciate it a lot, brought a big smile to my face. Love yall :]*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*HI ALL I am so so sorry about that huge absence, I had like several life events and multiple exams later (which I passed with all As! yippee :]) that stopped me from properly getting on. I’m unsure as to how frequent I’ll be able to post, but I’ll try to be much better about my schedule and everything. Thank you for being patient again really sorry, the semester is almost over so hopefully I’ll have some time :,) before finals. Honestly I did not expect people to still be on the thread when I was gone lol I appreciate it a lot, brought a big smile to my face. Love yall :]*
*HINO*
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
*HI ALL I am so so sorry about that huge absence, I had like several life events and multiple exams later (which I passed with all As! yippee :]) that stopped me from properly getting on. I’m unsure as to how frequent I’ll be able to post, but I’ll try to be much better about my schedule and everything. Thank you for being patient again really sorry, the semester is almost over so hopefully I’ll have some time :,) before finals. Honestly I did not expect people to still be on the thread when I was gone lol I appreciate it a lot, brought a big smile to my face. Love yall :]*
*HI ALL I am so so sorry about that huge absence, I had like several life events and multiple exams later (which I passed with all As! yippee :]) that stopped me from properly getting on. I’m unsure as to how frequent I’ll be able to post, but I’ll try to be much better about my schedule and everything. Thank you for being patient again really sorry, the semester is almost over so hopefully I’ll have some time :,) before finals. Honestly I did not expect people to still be on the thread when I was gone lol I appreciate it a lot, brought a big smile to my face. Love yall :]*
*HINO*
*Hino?*
*Cyno and hi combined = Hino.*
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
*HI ALL I am so so sorry about that huge absence, I had like several life events and multiple exams later (which I passed with all As! yippee :]) that stopped me from properly getting on. I’m unsure as to how frequent I’ll be able to post, but I’ll try to be much better about my schedule and everything. Thank you for being patient again really sorry, the semester is almost over so hopefully I’ll have some time :,) before finals. Honestly I did not expect people to still be on the thread when I was gone lol I appreciate it a lot, brought a big smile to my face. Love yall :]*
*HI ALL I am so so sorry about that huge absence, I had like several life events and multiple exams later (which I passed with all As! yippee :]) that stopped me from properly getting on. I’m unsure as to how frequent I’ll be able to post, but I’ll try to be much better about my schedule and everything. Thank you for being patient again really sorry, the semester is almost over so hopefully I’ll have some time :,) before finals. Honestly I did not expect people to still be on the thread when I was gone lol I appreciate it a lot, brought a big smile to my face. Love yall :]*
*HINO*
*hi banan :]*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*HI ALL I am so so sorry about that huge absence, I had like several life events and multiple exams later (which I passed with all As! yippee :]) that stopped me from properly getting on. I’m unsure as to how frequent I’ll be able to post, but I’ll try to be much better about my schedule and everything. Thank you for being patient again really sorry, the semester is almost over so hopefully I’ll have some time :,) before finals. Honestly I did not expect people to still be on the thread when I was gone lol I appreciate it a lot, brought a big smile to my face. Love yall :]*
*HINO*
*hi banan :]*
*:3 I am sadly not on here anymore as my characters didn't interest me, but I'm glad it's active!*
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
*HI ALL I am so so sorry about that huge absence, I had like several life events and multiple exams later (which I passed with all As! yippee :]) that stopped me from properly getting on. I’m unsure as to how frequent I’ll be able to post, but I’ll try to be much better about my schedule and everything. Thank you for being patient again really sorry, the semester is almost over so hopefully I’ll have some time :,) before finals. Honestly I did not expect people to still be on the thread when I was gone lol I appreciate it a lot, brought a big smile to my face. Love yall :]*
*HINO*
*hi banan :]*
*:3 I am sadly not on here anymore as my characters didn't interest me, but I'm glad it's active!*
*One could say the same about me, but i never made any character*
*:3 I am sadly not on here anymore as my characters didn't interest me, but I'm glad it's active!*
*I’ve also not gotten a chance to properly play my characters here 💔*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*HI ALL I am so so sorry about that huge absence, I had like several life events and multiple exams later (which I passed with all As! yippee :]) that stopped me from properly getting on. I’m unsure as to how frequent I’ll be able to post, but I’ll try to be much better about my schedule and everything. Thank you for being patient again really sorry, the semester is almost over so hopefully I’ll have some time :,) before finals. Honestly I did not expect people to still be on the thread when I was gone lol I appreciate it a lot, brought a big smile to my face. Love yall :]*
CYNOOOOOOOOO
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
A little strugel with coffee-stained fur, black markings, and one tired eye (their right) is selling donuts and fresh-brewed coffee drinks at a little stand. He's got a myriad of syrups and toppings for the treats, and an advanced-looking contraption with different nozzles labeled with different brews, including a simple "Espresso Mode."
a half-elf woman in shining silver armor approaches. "hello"
The skinny stoat looks up. "Hey there. You got a favorite, or looking for an adventure?"
A little strugel with coffee-stained fur, black markings, and one tired eye (their right) is selling donuts and fresh-brewed coffee drinks at a little stand. He's got a myriad of syrups and toppings for the treats, and an advanced-looking contraption with different nozzles labeled with different brews, including a simple "Espresso Mode."
a half-elf woman in shining silver armor approaches. "hello"
The skinny stoat looks up. "Hey there. You got a favorite, or looking for an adventure?"
"favorite what?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
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“You as well, I, I don’t believe I asked your name! How rude of me. My name is Kaia, may I have yours?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
He opens his mouth, then pauses as a flash of suspicion and what might be disappointment crosses his face. "I will tell you my name. My name is Porter Gorta." He takes out a little card made of laminated paper and reads off of it. "I am required to inform you that I am the scion of a sin-marked bloodline, and that in approximately 33 years, 2 months, 8 days, 11 hours, 7 minutes and 55 seconds, I will be free of my ancestors' stigma. Until then, I am protected by no laws or sovereigns." His speech gets faster and more slurred as he goes on. He sounds like he's read this a thousand times and just wants it out of the way.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“Sin marked? What did your ancestors do to give you such a harsh punishment?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
He puts the card back in his pocket. "One person ruined their entire bloodline for about 800 years. Atticus Gorta, the Disgraced One. There are a million stories, and I don't know how many are true. The big charge is serial treason, since they basically did their own thing without the approval of any government. They were like, a super powerful wizard. The worst thing is that I'm compatible with their techniques, which means I'm a threat to national security, thus why I'm black-marked and barred from my homeland. Look," He opens his left eye, revealing a swirling, black-and-pink glass eye. "This prosthetic is based on the Uzumaki Scrapple, Atticus' greatest weapon. Mine is hardly that powerful, and it holds knowledge instead of actual malediction, but it's the same basic construction. It allows me to learn horrible things on a daily basis without becoming cursed or going mad."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“Well Porter, I’ll make sure to call you if I ever find a cave full of forbidden lore.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
He closes his left eye once more. "If you ever need me, I'll be glad to help. I'm a monster hunter too, by the way. That's why I made the eye in the first place. Learning about what fiends and undead will actually do to you is very unpleasant."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
a half-elf woman in shining silver armor approaches. "hello"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*HI ALL I am so so sorry about that huge absence, I had like several life events and multiple exams later (which I passed with all As! yippee :]) that stopped me from properly getting on. I’m unsure as to how frequent I’ll be able to post, but I’ll try to be much better about my schedule and everything. Thank you for being patient again really sorry, the semester is almost over so hopefully I’ll have some time :,) before finals. Honestly I did not expect people to still be on the thread when I was gone lol I appreciate it a lot, brought a big smile to my face. Love yall :]*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*HINO*
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*Hino?*
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
*Cyno and hi combined = Hino.*
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*Oh, lol*
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
*hi banan :]*
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making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*:3 I am sadly not on here anymore as my characters didn't interest me, but I'm glad it's active!*
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*One could say the same about me, but i never made any character*
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
*I’ve also not gotten a chance to properly play my characters here 💔*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*If you ever have time, I have a bard character that I have on literally every active tavern that I would love to rp!*
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
CYNOOOOOOOOO
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The skinny stoat looks up. "Hey there. You got a favorite, or looking for an adventure?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"favorite what?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life