*then he recites the whole oath that she told him*
*ok*
"Let's try this again. Release. Me."
“If I do that, who makes sure that you don’t teleport off to some outer plane and dissapear forever. You may be my superior in the Institution, but I do have a role to fufil. I’m willing to negotiate.”
The woman sighs. "As your superior, I order you to release me."
*Charisma save against the binding oath, does DC 20 sound reasonable?*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
*then he recites the whole oath that she told him*
*ok*
"Let's try this again. Release. Me."
“If I do that, who makes sure that you don’t teleport off to some outer plane and dissapear forever. You may be my superior in the Institution, but I do have a role to fufil. I’m willing to negotiate.”
The woman sighs. "As your superior, I order you to release me."
*Charisma save against the binding oath, does DC 20 sound reasonable?*
*he didnt swear the oath, but just for fun* 23
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
*then he recites the whole oath that she told him*
*ok*
"Let's try this again. Release. Me."
“If I do that, who makes sure that you don’t teleport off to some outer plane and dissapear forever. You may be my superior in the Institution, but I do have a role to fufil. I’m willing to negotiate.”
The woman sighs. "As your superior, I order you to release me."
*Charisma save against the binding oath, does DC 20 sound reasonable?*
*he didnt swear the oath, but just for fun* 23
“I’m willing. To negotiate.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
A one-eyed strugel with burns on his face walks into town, dressed in clothes that make him look like a goth cowboy, complete with blue flames painted on the arms of his leather jacket. He has a spork-shaped electric guitar slung over his shoulder, and is eating a bag of BBQ-flavored pork rinds that's almost as big as him, even with his big cowboy boots and equally big and cowboy-y hat.
A one-eyed strugel with burns on his face walks into town, dressed in clothes that make him look like a goth cowboy, complete with blue flames painted on the arms of his leather jacket. He has a spork-shaped electric guitar slung over his shoulder, and is eating a bag of BBQ-flavored pork rinds that's almost as big as him, even with his big cowboy boots and equally big and cowboy-y hat.
A tiefling in an equally flashy yellow, white and purple jacket falls into stride with the strugel. “Good day sir, are you perchance taking part in the games?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
A one-eyed strugel with burns on his face walks into town, dressed in clothes that make him look like a goth cowboy, complete with blue flames painted on the arms of his leather jacket. He has a spork-shaped electric guitar slung over his shoulder, and is eating a bag of BBQ-flavored pork rinds that's almost as big as him, even with his big cowboy boots and equally big and cowboy-y hat.
A tiefling in an equally flashy yellow, white and purple jacket falls into stride with the strugel. “Good day sir, are you perchance taking part in the games?”
He looks up, smiling cheerily. "I'm strongly considering it. I don't want to step on anyone's toes, though. Kinda hurts when it's by a fat guy in boots, y'know?" He laughs, then pops another pork rind. He's relatively tall for a strugel, about 2' 8".
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
A one-eyed strugel with burns on his face walks into town, dressed in clothes that make him look like a goth cowboy, complete with blue flames painted on the arms of his leather jacket. He has a spork-shaped electric guitar slung over his shoulder, and is eating a bag of BBQ-flavored pork rinds that's almost as big as him, even with his big cowboy boots and equally big and cowboy-y hat.
A tiefling in an equally flashy yellow, white and purple jacket falls into stride with the strugel. “Good day sir, are you perchance taking part in the games?”
He looks up, smiling cheerily. "I'm strongly considering it. I don't want to step on anyone's toes, though. Kinda hurts when it's by a fat guy in boots, y'know?" He laughs, then pops another pork rind. He's relatively tall for a strugel, about 2' 8".
“Well sir, I strongly recommend that you join. I run a sort of business sponsoring fighters, and I’d sponsor you in an instant.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
He looks up, smiling cheerily. "I'm strongly considering it. I don't want to step on anyone's toes, though. Kinda hurts when it's by a fat guy in boots, y'know?" He laughs, then pops another pork rind. He's relatively tall for a strugel, about 2' 8".
“Well sir, I strongly recommend that you join. I run a sort of business sponsoring fighters, and I’d sponsor you in an instant.”
"Why's that? My unique flair, destructive potential, or just my 'certain je ne sais quoi?'" He smirks, then holds up the bag and tilts it a bit, silently offering some chicharrons.
He looks up, smiling cheerily. "I'm strongly considering it. I don't want to step on anyone's toes, though. Kinda hurts when it's by a fat guy in boots, y'know?" He laughs, then pops another pork rind. He's relatively tall for a strugel, about 2' 8".
“Well sir, I strongly recommend that you join. I run a sort of business sponsoring fighters, and I’d sponsor you in an instant.”
"Why's that? My unique flair, destructive potential, or just my 'certain je ne sais quoi?'" He smirks, then holds up the bag and tilts it a bit, silently offering some chicharrons.
“I just feel like we could both benefit from a deal.” He smiles and takes one
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Why's that? My unique flair, destructive potential, or just my 'certain je ne sais quoi?'" He smirks, then holds up the bag and tilts it a bit, silently offering some chicharrons.
“I just feel like we could both benefit from a deal.” He smiles and takes one
"Surely you wanna see what you're dealin' with before you decide on a candidate, right?" He eats a big pawful of the bbq-flavored, deep-fried pig skin pieces (meaning barely two chips). "I mean, you don't really know if I'm worth sponsorin'."
"Why's that? My unique flair, destructive potential, or just my 'certain je ne sais quoi?'" He smirks, then holds up the bag and tilts it a bit, silently offering some chicharrons.
“I just feel like we could both benefit from a deal.” He smiles and takes one
"Surely you wanna see what you're dealin' with before you decide on a candidate, right?" He eats a big pawful of the bbq-flavored, deep-fried pig skin pieces (meaning barely two chips). "I mean, you don't really know if I'm worth sponsorin'."
“Would you like to show me, then?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Surely you wanna see what you're dealin' with before you decide on a candidate, right?" He eats a big pawful of the bbq-flavored, deep-fried pig skin pieces (meaning barely two chips). "I mean, you don't really know if I'm worth sponsorin'."
“Would you like to show me, then?”
"Sure. What would you like to see?" He gently sets the bag down against a nearby wall, then pats it as if to tell the pork rinds that he'll be back for them. "And no meteor swarm. That's banned in the arena, so I didn't prepare it today."
"Surely you wanna see what you're dealin' with before you decide on a candidate, right?" He eats a big pawful of the bbq-flavored, deep-fried pig skin pieces (meaning barely two chips). "I mean, you don't really know if I'm worth sponsorin'."
“Would you like to show me, then?”
"Sure. What would you like to see?" He gently sets the bag down against a nearby wall, then pats it as if to tell the pork rinds that he'll be back for them. "And no meteor swarm. That's banned in the arena, so I didn't prepare it today."
“Are you a wizard then?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Sure. What would you like to see?" He gently sets the bag down against a nearby wall, then pats it as if to tell the pork rinds that he'll be back for them. "And no meteor swarm. That's banned in the arena, so I didn't prepare it today."
“Are you a wizard then?”
"Yup! Got plenty a' crazy spells for ya', but nothin' in the ninth echelon o' magic. I prefer more dramatic-style stuff over the 'super effective' magic the kids are into these days. Keeps the fights interestin'. Sure, I got fireball, but so does every wizard. It's a staple of the trade."
"Sure. What would you like to see?" He gently sets the bag down against a nearby wall, then pats it as if to tell the pork rinds that he'll be back for them. "And no meteor swarm. That's banned in the arena, so I didn't prepare it today."
“Are you a wizard then?”
"Yup! Got plenty a' crazy spells for ya', but nothin' in the ninth echelon o' magic. I prefer more dramatic-style stuff over the 'super effective' magic the kids are into these days. Keeps the fights interestin'. Sure, I got fireball, but so does every wizard. It's a staple of the trade."
“May I see your spellbook?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Yup! Got plenty a' crazy spells for ya', but nothin' in the ninth echelon o' magic. I prefer more dramatic-style stuff over the 'super effective' magic the kids are into these days. Keeps the fights interestin'. Sure, I got fireball, but so does every wizard. It's a staple of the trade."
“May I see your spellbook?”
"It's more of a crystalline codex type-o thing, but sure!" He opens his right eye, revealing a black orb, which he removes. Its perfectly spherical, and it swirls with malicious power.
(Spells contained within [lots of homebrew, which I'll assume the tiefling hasn't seen before]:
*PEPPER SPRAY! FLENSE! amputate. WALL OF FRIES! FOOD FATIGUE! DEADLY DRIVE THROUGH DASH! BACON WRAP!* “That certainly is an impressive arsenal. I’d sign you right now if I could.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
*PEPPER SPRAY! FLENSE! amputate. WALL OF FRIES! FOOD FATIGUE! DEADLY DRIVE THROUGH DASH! BACON WRAP!* “That certainly is an impressive arsenal. I’d sign you right now if I could.”
*Amputate literally lets you rip someone's arm off with your bare hands* *I had 66 spells to choose, I needed to take some weird ones.*
"It really is. Took me lifetimes to build up this many war crimes. And trust me, every one is worth it." He puts the 'eye' back in. "So, you're saying I should enter the games with all this?"
*...should I make some homebrew spells for Immerral?*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
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The woman sighs. "As your superior, I order you to release me."
*Charisma save against the binding oath, does DC 20 sound reasonable?*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
*he didnt swear the oath, but just for fun*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“I’m willing. To negotiate.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
A one-eyed strugel with burns on his face walks into town, dressed in clothes that make him look like a goth cowboy, complete with blue flames painted on the arms of his leather jacket. He has a spork-shaped electric guitar slung over his shoulder, and is eating a bag of BBQ-flavored pork rinds that's almost as big as him, even with his big cowboy boots and equally big and cowboy-y hat.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
A tiefling in an equally flashy yellow, white and purple jacket falls into stride with the strugel. “Good day sir, are you perchance taking part in the games?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
He looks up, smiling cheerily. "I'm strongly considering it. I don't want to step on anyone's toes, though. Kinda hurts when it's by a fat guy in boots, y'know?" He laughs, then pops another pork rind. He's relatively tall for a strugel, about 2' 8".
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Immerral Galanodel is tracking down Cesspanon
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Well sir, I strongly recommend that you join. I run a sort of business sponsoring fighters, and I’d sponsor you in an instant.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Why's that? My unique flair, destructive potential, or just my 'certain je ne sais quoi?'" He smirks, then holds up the bag and tilts it a bit, silently offering some chicharrons.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
“I just feel like we could both benefit from a deal.” He smiles and takes one
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Surely you wanna see what you're dealin' with before you decide on a candidate, right?" He eats a big pawful of the bbq-flavored, deep-fried pig skin pieces (meaning barely two chips). "I mean, you don't really know if I'm worth sponsorin'."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
“Would you like to show me, then?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Sure. What would you like to see?" He gently sets the bag down against a nearby wall, then pats it as if to tell the pork rinds that he'll be back for them. "And no meteor swarm. That's banned in the arena, so I didn't prepare it today."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
“Are you a wizard then?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Yup! Got plenty a' crazy spells for ya', but nothin' in the ninth echelon o' magic. I prefer more dramatic-style stuff over the 'super effective' magic the kids are into these days. Keeps the fights interestin'. Sure, I got fireball, but so does every wizard. It's a staple of the trade."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
“May I see your spellbook?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"It's more of a crystalline codex type-o thing, but sure!" He opens his right eye, revealing a black orb, which he removes. Its perfectly spherical, and it swirls with malicious power.
(Spells contained within [lots of homebrew, which I'll assume the tiefling hasn't seen before]:
1st level: Shield, Absorb Elements, Unseen Servant, Detect Magic, Grease, Arcane Aegis, Ice Moon, Ice Knife, Identify, Feather Fall
2nd level: Bacon Wrap, Misty Step, Web, Blood Sacrifice, Fiend Flesh, Calm Flames, Arm Cannon, Arcane Vigor
3rd level: Counterspell, Dispel Magic, Fireball, Fly, Food Fatigue, Deadly Drive-Thru Dash, Flaming Tiger Leap, Mass Leech, Displacing Maw, Fear
4th level: Greater Invisibility, Elemental Bane, Dimension Door, Hallucinatory Terrain, Kitchen Night Terrors, Steelskin, Lion’s Roar, Weavebend, Fling, Summon Construct, Animate Meal
5th level: Telekinesis, Mislead, Hold Monster, Wall of Fries, Spirit Swarm, Feverskin, Blessed Blizzard, Bone Cage, Gravity Smash, Chisel Skull
6th level: Chains of Beleth, Bubbling Cauldron, Unwrapping, Hangry Haze, Weave Numen, Void Walk, Weave Entanglement
7th level: Magnificent Mansion, Mirage Arcane, All-Murkan Bullion Buffet, Power Word: Maim, Amputate, Crush
8th level: Holy Star of Mystra, Incendiary Cloud, Pepper Spray, Flense, Bury
9th level: Meteor Swarm)
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
*PEPPER SPRAY! FLENSE! amputate. WALL OF FRIES! FOOD FATIGUE! DEADLY DRIVE THROUGH DASH! BACON WRAP!*
“That certainly is an impressive arsenal. I’d sign you right now if I could.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*Amputate literally lets you rip someone's arm off with your bare hands*
*I had 66 spells to choose, I needed to take some weird ones.*
"It really is. Took me lifetimes to build up this many war crimes. And trust me, every one is worth it." He puts the 'eye' back in. "So, you're saying I should enter the games with all this?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
*...should I make some homebrew spells for Immerral?*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life