Striding into the Sphinx is a young tiefling with beautiful ebony curved horns, that must be smooth to the touch, a sea green tunic, wavy dark blue hair that turns teal at the ends, and light blue skin. His eyes are the color of bright sapphires. He stares around the room, eyes wandering to all the patrons. “Decent money, it seems.” He mutters to himself. His voice is soft with a thick accent, his teeth sharp with many chips in them. A stench wafts from him, of expired sourdough bread and fish. His hair is greasy, and he has bags under his eyes, clearly very tired. At his back is a bag with a few large lumps in it, one looking like a rapier, the other like a lute.
there is a half-elf woman, in shining silver armor drinking milk at the bar. she notes the tiefling.
The tiefling nods politely, coldly, and walks over to her. “Milk. Interesting choice of drink.”
"reminds me of home"
“I too prefer non-alcoholic drinks. A taste I never grew into, and I do not enjoy being drunk.” He takes a seat next to her, sighing. “I’m sorry. Where are my manners? Who would you be?”
"Immerral Galanodel, Paladin of Torm. yourself?"
“I am Gale… last names are irrelevant.”
"how else is one to trace their family line?"
“Irrelevant in this situation.” He clarifies.
"fair enough. where do you hail from?"
“Actually from here. Zaidan. And you?”
"Oerth"
“Heard of it.”
she nods. "are you here for the tournament?"
“I’m here for money. Does the tournament get you money?”
"if you bet on it. a friend of mine's here for the money too"
“Hmmmmm… are you worth betting on?”
"yes" she takes a sip of milk
“And… what are your skills?”
"I'm an excellent melee combatant. my sword is extreamly magical, and that comes in handy. and I can heal myself, so I'm very durable. furthermore, I have permanent warding from undead"
PERSUASION: 27
He nods. “And… what do you gain from me betting on you?”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Striding into the Sphinx is a young tiefling with beautiful ebony curved horns, that must be smooth to the touch, a sea green tunic, wavy dark blue hair that turns teal at the ends, and light blue skin. His eyes are the color of bright sapphires. He stares around the room, eyes wandering to all the patrons. “Decent money, it seems.” He mutters to himself. His voice is soft with a thick accent, his teeth sharp with many chips in them. A stench wafts from him, of expired sourdough bread and fish. His hair is greasy, and he has bags under his eyes, clearly very tired. At his back is a bag with a few large lumps in it, one looking like a rapier, the other like a lute.
there is a half-elf woman, in shining silver armor drinking milk at the bar. she notes the tiefling.
The tiefling nods politely, coldly, and walks over to her. “Milk. Interesting choice of drink.”
"reminds me of home"
“I too prefer non-alcoholic drinks. A taste I never grew into, and I do not enjoy being drunk.” He takes a seat next to her, sighing. “I’m sorry. Where are my manners? Who would you be?”
"Immerral Galanodel, Paladin of Torm. yourself?"
“I am Gale… last names are irrelevant.”
"how else is one to trace their family line?"
“Irrelevant in this situation.” He clarifies.
"fair enough. where do you hail from?"
“Actually from here. Zaidan. And you?”
"Oerth"
“Heard of it.”
she nods. "are you here for the tournament?"
“I’m here for money. Does the tournament get you money?”
"if you bet on it. a friend of mine's here for the money too"
“Hmmmmm… are you worth betting on?”
"yes" she takes a sip of milk
“And… what are your skills?”
"I'm an excellent melee combatant. my sword is extreamly magical, and that comes in handy. and I can heal myself, so I'm very durable. furthermore, I have permanent warding from undead"
PERSUASION: 27
He nods. “And… what do you gain from me betting on you?”
"10% of what you win, I believe. I'm not really in it for the money though"
*IDK actually*
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Striding into the Sphinx is a young tiefling with beautiful ebony curved horns, that must be smooth to the touch, a sea green tunic, wavy dark blue hair that turns teal at the ends, and light blue skin. His eyes are the color of bright sapphires. He stares around the room, eyes wandering to all the patrons. “Decent money, it seems.” He mutters to himself. His voice is soft with a thick accent, his teeth sharp with many chips in them. A stench wafts from him, of expired sourdough bread and fish. His hair is greasy, and he has bags under his eyes, clearly very tired. At his back is a bag with a few large lumps in it, one looking like a rapier, the other like a lute.
there is a half-elf woman, in shining silver armor drinking milk at the bar. she notes the tiefling.
The tiefling nods politely, coldly, and walks over to her. “Milk. Interesting choice of drink.”
"reminds me of home"
“I too prefer non-alcoholic drinks. A taste I never grew into, and I do not enjoy being drunk.” He takes a seat next to her, sighing. “I’m sorry. Where are my manners? Who would you be?”
"Immerral Galanodel, Paladin of Torm. yourself?"
“I am Gale… last names are irrelevant.”
"how else is one to trace their family line?"
“Irrelevant in this situation.” He clarifies.
"fair enough. where do you hail from?"
“Actually from here. Zaidan. And you?”
"Oerth"
“Heard of it.”
she nods. "are you here for the tournament?"
“I’m here for money. Does the tournament get you money?”
"if you bet on it. a friend of mine's here for the money too"
“Hmmmmm… are you worth betting on?”
"yes" she takes a sip of milk
“And… what are your skills?”
"I'm an excellent melee combatant. my sword is extreamly magical, and that comes in handy. and I can heal myself, so I'm very durable. furthermore, I have permanent warding from undead"
PERSUASION: 27
He nods. “And… what do you gain from me betting on you?”
"10% of what you win, I believe. I'm not really in it for the money though"
*IDK actually*
“Hmmmmmm… alright.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Striding into the Sphinx is a young tiefling with beautiful ebony curved horns, that must be smooth to the touch, a sea green tunic, wavy dark blue hair that turns teal at the ends, and light blue skin. His eyes are the color of bright sapphires. He stares around the room, eyes wandering to all the patrons. “Decent money, it seems.” He mutters to himself. His voice is soft with a thick accent, his teeth sharp with many chips in them. A stench wafts from him, of expired sourdough bread and fish. His hair is greasy, and he has bags under his eyes, clearly very tired. At his back is a bag with a few large lumps in it, one looking like a rapier, the other like a lute.
there is a half-elf woman, in shining silver armor drinking milk at the bar. she notes the tiefling.
The tiefling nods politely, coldly, and walks over to her. “Milk. Interesting choice of drink.”
"reminds me of home"
“I too prefer non-alcoholic drinks. A taste I never grew into, and I do not enjoy being drunk.” He takes a seat next to her, sighing. “I’m sorry. Where are my manners? Who would you be?”
"Immerral Galanodel, Paladin of Torm. yourself?"
“I am Gale… last names are irrelevant.”
"how else is one to trace their family line?"
“Irrelevant in this situation.” He clarifies.
"fair enough. where do you hail from?"
“Actually from here. Zaidan. And you?”
"Oerth"
“Heard of it.”
she nods. "are you here for the tournament?"
“I’m here for money. Does the tournament get you money?”
"if you bet on it. a friend of mine's here for the money too"
“Hmmmmm… are you worth betting on?”
"yes" she takes a sip of milk
“And… what are your skills?”
"I'm an excellent melee combatant. my sword is extreamly magical, and that comes in handy. and I can heal myself, so I'm very durable. furthermore, I have permanent warding from undead"
PERSUASION: 27
He nods. “And… what do you gain from me betting on you?”
"10% of what you win, I believe. I'm not really in it for the money though"
*IDK actually*
“Hmmmmmm… alright.”
"thank you"
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“I don’t have that much money… but hopefully I can get more…”
"I cleared some rats out of a tavern basement earlier. got a few gold. you could try something like that"
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“I don’t have that much money… but hopefully I can get more…”
"I cleared some rats out of a tavern basement earlier. got a few gold. you could try something like that"
“Interesting. I don’t make most of my money off of… nevermind. I could try it.”
"it pays decently and gives back to the community. odd hero jobs."
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“I don’t have that much money… but hopefully I can get more…”
"I cleared some rats out of a tavern basement earlier. got a few gold. you could try something like that"
“Interesting. I don’t make most of my money off of… nevermind. I could try it.”
"it pays decently and gives back to the community. odd hero jobs."
“Heh. Imagine me doing that…”
"not a hero?"
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“I don’t have that much money… but hopefully I can get more…”
"I cleared some rats out of a tavern basement earlier. got a few gold. you could try something like that"
“Interesting. I don’t make most of my money off of… nevermind. I could try it.”
"it pays decently and gives back to the community. odd hero jobs."
“Heh. Imagine me doing that…”
"not a hero?"
“Not often, no.”
"you should try it. its... fulfilling"
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The void beast is covering something that's definitely not a corpse with its tattered shadowy body.
A man with a crown on her head, walks up to them and says, "Why do you have a body?"
The creature jumps at the sound of the crowned figure's voice, moving off what it was covering. A large pile of over-ripe fruit comes into view, with many pieces seemingly eaten away by acid.
*well, I said it wasn't a corpse*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
“I don’t have that much money… but hopefully I can get more…”
"I cleared some rats out of a tavern basement earlier. got a few gold. you could try something like that"
“Interesting. I don’t make most of my money off of… nevermind. I could try it.”
"it pays decently and gives back to the community. odd hero jobs."
“Heh. Imagine me doing that…”
"not a hero?"
“Not often, no.”
"you should try it. its... fulfilling"
“Need to learn how to survive first.”
she chuckles "fair enough"
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“I don’t have that much money… but hopefully I can get more…”
"I cleared some rats out of a tavern basement earlier. got a few gold. you could try something like that"
“Interesting. I don’t make most of my money off of… nevermind. I could try it.”
"it pays decently and gives back to the community. odd hero jobs."
“Heh. Imagine me doing that…”
"not a hero?"
“Not often, no.”
"you should try it. its... fulfilling"
“Need to learn how to survive first.”
she chuckles "fair enough"
“How did you find the time to be a hero?”
"learned to survive really young. and people tend to want to be nice to me"
*nothing supernatural, just a 20 charisma. she can do mind control, but that's neither here nor there*
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“I don’t have that much money… but hopefully I can get more…”
"I cleared some rats out of a tavern basement earlier. got a few gold. you could try something like that"
“Interesting. I don’t make most of my money off of… nevermind. I could try it.”
"it pays decently and gives back to the community. odd hero jobs."
“Heh. Imagine me doing that…”
"not a hero?"
“Not often, no.”
"you should try it. its... fulfilling"
“Need to learn how to survive first.”
she chuckles "fair enough"
“How did you find the time to be a hero?”
"learned to survive really young. and people tend to want to be nice to me"
*nothing supernatural, just a 20 charisma. she can do mind control, but that's neither here nor there*
*Wonder how mind control will fare against mind control?*
“That’s… good for you.”
"thank you" she takes another sip of milk. "how come you dont know how to survive yet?"
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
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He nods. “And… what do you gain from me betting on you?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
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"10% of what you win, I believe. I'm not really in it for the money though"
*IDK actually*
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Hmmmmmm… alright.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
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"thank you"
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
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“I don’t have that much money… but hopefully I can get more…”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
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"I cleared some rats out of a tavern basement earlier. got a few gold. you could try something like that"
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Interesting. I don’t make most of my money off of… nevermind. I could try it.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"it pays decently and gives back to the community. odd hero jobs."
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Heh. Imagine me doing that…”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"not a hero?"
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Currently rampaging through life
“Not often, no.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"you should try it. its... fulfilling"
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Need to learn how to survive first.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*This sounds interesting, but I dunno if my schedule would be disruptive.
Also: If y'all are good with me joining regardless, could I be an Aboleth?*
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
Goobertio is my hired goon (probably paid), and this is my extended signature: (^v^)
Also, I am a narcissist, used to be aromantic (maybe still am? I dunno...) and 100% a nerd. But, like, a really weird one. More weird than most.
The creature jumps at the sound of the crowned figure's voice, moving off what it was covering. A large pile of over-ripe fruit comes into view, with many pieces seemingly eaten away by acid.
*well, I said it wasn't a corpse*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
she chuckles "fair enough"
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“How did you find the time to be a hero?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
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"learned to survive really young. and people tend to want to be nice to me"
*nothing supernatural, just a 20 charisma. she can do mind control, but that's neither here nor there*
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Wonder how mind control will fare against mind control?*
“That’s… good for you.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
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"thank you" she takes another sip of milk. "how come you dont know how to survive yet?"
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life