*Atticus' Passive Perception is 16, so you beat it by 10*
"That's sick, you know that, right?" He scoffs. "People living on the streets, no food, no water... What filth sits in office these days! They'd rather silence the sufferers than alleviate the pain. People should be angry!"
"We're just happy to be alive." The old man says, sighing. The others nod in agreement.
"Our nation was attacked a while ago. We fled to Zaidan. Suspect... something is hunting us." The tabaxi says.
*So this guy is a gloomstalker, so his first round of combat is always the most powerful. Can I have him kill a refugee without a roll and then use his first round of combat benefits on Atticus?*
*Of course! Although Atticus is going to throw a fit. Fortunately for Atlas, there are innocents in the area, so AOEs can't be used.*
"Alive? Bull. You're barely surviving. I'll find whatever's hunting you, and I'll bring its jaws to the mayor or king or whatever rules this hellhole." He growls. "You deserve better. And anyone who says otherwise is to be corrected harshly."
"It's a nightmare. Ravaged by just about anything you can imagine. Anti-arcane sentiment is huge there, except in the vampire-ruled countries. Plague fills the streets, and corruption fills the halls of power. The Arch-Daemons are surprisingly the least harmful things there. I personally like Beleth, and have served him in killing tyrants from time to time, but I also served the Arch-Seraphs quite frequently."
"haven't fought very many vampires. I'll have to consider that"
"So, anyway," He opens the pot and uses a pair of tongs to put some crawfish on a plate for the paladin, "What kind of heroism have you done here?"
"It's a nightmare. Ravaged by just about anything you can imagine. Anti-arcane sentiment is huge there, except in the vampire-ruled countries. Plague fills the streets, and corruption fills the halls of power. The Arch-Daemons are surprisingly the least harmful things there. I personally like Beleth, and have served him in killing tyrants from time to time, but I also served the Arch-Seraphs quite frequently."
"haven't fought very many vampires. I'll have to consider that"
"So, anyway," He opens the pot and uses a pair of tongs to put some crawfish on a plate for the paladin, "What kind of heroism have you done here?"
"started stopping some crime in a neighborhood, cleared out some rats from a tavern basement, stopped some wizards from kidnapping a friend of mine"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*Atticus' Passive Perception is 16, so you beat it by 10*
"That's sick, you know that, right?" He scoffs. "People living on the streets, no food, no water... What filth sits in office these days! They'd rather silence the sufferers than alleviate the pain. People should be angry!"
"We're just happy to be alive." The old man says, sighing. The others nod in agreement.
"Our nation was attacked a while ago. We fled to Zaidan. Suspect... something is hunting us." The tabaxi says.
*So this guy is a gloomstalker, so his first round of combat is always the most powerful. Can I have him kill a refugee without a roll and then use his first round of combat benefits on Atticus?*
*Of course! Although Atticus is going to throw a fit. Fortunately for Atlas, there are innocents in the area, so AOEs can't be used.*
"Alive? Bull. You're barely surviving. I'll find whatever's hunting you, and I'll bring its jaws to the mayor or king or whatever rules this hellhole." He growls. "You deserve better. And anyone who says otherwise is to be corrected harshly."
"Thank-" The old man starts, before an arrow hits him square in the neck. He collapses to the ground. Atticus can see that the source of the arrow comes from a shadowy figure on a rooftop.
Init: 20
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Fives' armor is seemingly deactivated at the back of a dark alleyway.
“Don’t tell me you ran away again…” Dey walks over to the armor, looking to see if there’s any clues as to where they’ve gone. Investigation:9
He cannot tell anything other than the fact that the armor is indeed empty and turned off.
*can I get a perception check?*
*you don’t want one* 18
Dey can hear the slight sound of something dissolving in acid nearby.
He goes towards the sound, readying absorb elements depending on what he sees
He finds Specimen 084, sneaking through the back of a bakery and absorbing anything it seems as worth eating. The sound seems to be coming from within it, as it contains several food items already.
He sighs and chuckles, walking into the bakery and setting a platinum coin on the counter, writing a note explaining what it’s paying for and his room at the Sphinx in case somehow the platinum doesn’t pay for all of it.
*there's already a rather large gemstone on the counter*
He holds it up. “Did you put this here?”
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*Of course! Although Atticus is going to throw a fit. Fortunately for Atlas, there are innocents in the area, so AOEs can't be used.*
"Alive? Bull. You're barely surviving. I'll find whatever's hunting you, and I'll bring its jaws to the mayor or king or whatever rules this hellhole." He growls. "You deserve better. And anyone who says otherwise is to be corrected harshly."
"Thank-" The old man starts, before an arrow hits him square in the neck. He collapses to the ground. Atticus can see that the source of the arrow comes from a shadowy figure on a rooftop.
Init: 20
INIT: 6
Atticus turns to look as blue alcohol flames wreath his body. "Consider this a remedial lesson in survival."
"So, anyway," He opens the pot and uses a pair of tongs to put some crawfish on a plate for the paladin, "What kind of heroism have you done here?"
"started stopping some crime in a neighborhood, cleared out some rats from a tavern basement, stopped some wizards from kidnapping a friend of mine"
"That's good. A lot of people only go for flashy heroism, but that's not how it works. It's the little things. Helping a friend, exterminating some pests, inspiring people. Stuff like that, you know?"
"So, anyway," He opens the pot and uses a pair of tongs to put some crawfish on a plate for the paladin, "What kind of heroism have you done here?"
"started stopping some crime in a neighborhood, cleared out some rats from a tavern basement, stopped some wizards from kidnapping a friend of mine"
"That's good. A lot of people only go for flashy heroism, but that's not how it works. It's the little things. Helping a friend, exterminating some pests, inspiring people. Stuff like that, you know?"
*murders in broad daylight…*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
"So, anyway," He opens the pot and uses a pair of tongs to put some crawfish on a plate for the paladin, "What kind of heroism have you done here?"
"started stopping some crime in a neighborhood, cleared out some rats from a tavern basement, stopped some wizards from kidnapping a friend of mine"
"That's good. A lot of people only go for flashy heroism, but that's not how it works. It's the little things. Helping a friend, exterminating some pests, inspiring people. Stuff like that, you know?"
"exactly. flash is always fun, but true goodness is all that matters in the end"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"So, anyway," He opens the pot and uses a pair of tongs to put some crawfish on a plate for the paladin, "What kind of heroism have you done here?"
"started stopping some crime in a neighborhood, cleared out some rats from a tavern basement, stopped some wizards from kidnapping a friend of mine"
"That's good. A lot of people only go for flashy heroism, but that's not how it works. It's the little things. Helping a friend, exterminating some pests, inspiring people. Stuff like that, you know?"
*murders in broad daylight…*
*Yes, he qualifies that as heroism if it was a bad enough person.*
"So, anyway," He opens the pot and uses a pair of tongs to put some crawfish on a plate for the paladin, "What kind of heroism have you done here?"
"started stopping some crime in a neighborhood, cleared out some rats from a tavern basement, stopped some wizards from kidnapping a friend of mine"
"That's good. A lot of people only go for flashy heroism, but that's not how it works. It's the little things. Helping a friend, exterminating some pests, inspiring people. Stuff like that, you know?"
*murders in broad daylight…*
*if they're doing evil, and don't repent, according to immerral, they deserve it*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"So, anyway," He opens the pot and uses a pair of tongs to put some crawfish on a plate for the paladin, "What kind of heroism have you done here?"
"started stopping some crime in a neighborhood, cleared out some rats from a tavern basement, stopped some wizards from kidnapping a friend of mine"
"That's good. A lot of people only go for flashy heroism, but that's not how it works. It's the little things. Helping a friend, exterminating some pests, inspiring people. Stuff like that, you know?"
*murders in broad daylight…*
*Yes, he qualifies that as heroism if it was a bad enough person.*
*Like a slaver.*
*what the phoque makes you think he’s a slaver*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
"That's good. A lot of people only go for flashy heroism, but that's not how it works. It's the little things. Helping a friend, exterminating some pests, inspiring people. Stuff like that, you know?"
"exactly. flash is always fun, but true goodness is all that matters in the end"
He nods, stirring his pot. It's almost as tall as him. "I'm surprised we agree on so much. Most paladins I meet are pretty deluded. They assume that just because I'm dangerous means I'm going to hurt innocents for fun or something, and of course, they are the law, and the law can't possibly be wrong. Like guards, but stronger and more devoted. I usually run."
"That's good. A lot of people only go for flashy heroism, but that's not how it works. It's the little things. Helping a friend, exterminating some pests, inspiring people. Stuff like that, you know?"
"exactly. flash is always fun, but true goodness is all that matters in the end"
He nods, stirring his pot. It's almost as tall as him. "I'm surprised we agree on so much. Most paladins I meet are pretty deluded. They assume that just because I'm dangerous means I'm going to hurt innocents for fun or something, and of course, they are the law, and the law can't possibly be wrong. Like guards, but stronger and more devoted. I usually run."
she pops a whole crawfish in her mouth, chews for a bit, and swallows. "I'm dangerous. most paladins are dangerous. as far as I know, they don't do that. its how you use your power that counts"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"So, anyway," He opens the pot and uses a pair of tongs to put some crawfish on a plate for the paladin, "What kind of heroism have you done here?"
"started stopping some crime in a neighborhood, cleared out some rats from a tavern basement, stopped some wizards from kidnapping a friend of mine"
"That's good. A lot of people only go for flashy heroism, but that's not how it works. It's the little things. Helping a friend, exterminating some pests, inspiring people. Stuff like that, you know?"
*murders in broad daylight…*
*Yes, he qualifies that as heroism if it was a bad enough person.*
*Like a slaver.*
*what the phoque makes you think he’s a slaver*
*Atticus asked if the girl was indentured to the guy. The guy said yes. Atticus is strongly anti-authority and pro-freedom, and in his mind, that was slavery.*
"So, anyway," He opens the pot and uses a pair of tongs to put some crawfish on a plate for the paladin, "What kind of heroism have you done here?"
"started stopping some crime in a neighborhood, cleared out some rats from a tavern basement, stopped some wizards from kidnapping a friend of mine"
"That's good. A lot of people only go for flashy heroism, but that's not how it works. It's the little things. Helping a friend, exterminating some pests, inspiring people. Stuff like that, you know?"
*murders in broad daylight…*
*Yes, he qualifies that as heroism if it was a bad enough person.*
*Like a slaver.*
*what the phoque makes you think he’s a slaver*
*Atticus asked if the girl was indentured to the guy. The guy said yes. Atticus is strongly anti-authority and pro-freedom, and in his mind, that was slavery.*
*go make him murder everyone who works for a bank smh*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
*Atticus asked if the girl was indentured to the guy. The guy said yes. Atticus is strongly anti-authority and pro-freedom, and in his mind, that was slavery.*
*go make him murder everyone who works for a bank smh*
*Canonically he has toppled economies and governments for much less.*
*Not on his own, obviously, but he is the type of person to willingly and intentionally do that kind of stuff.*
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
He nods, stirring his pot. It's almost as tall as him. "I'm surprised we agree on so much. Most paladins I meet are pretty deluded. They assume that just because I'm dangerous means I'm going to hurt innocents for fun or something, and of course, they are the law, and the law can't possibly be wrong. Like guards, but stronger and more devoted. I usually run."
she pops a whole crawfish in her mouth, chews for a bit, and swallows. "I'm dangerous. most paladins are dangerous. as far as I know, they don't do that. its how you use your power that counts"
It's very well-seasoned. "Most paladins don't serve Tyr, they serve their oaths. And nearly every oath says to destroy those who would harm others or to snuff out chaos. I am effectively a force of chaos, to the point that I'm not sure if I can permanently die. I don't follow any codes or creeds, other than my conscience. I have killed innumerable people, directly and indirectly, over my lifetime. I'm not saying I'm better than the people who want me dead. I'm saying I don't agree with them."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
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*Of course! Although Atticus is going to throw a fit. Fortunately for Atlas, there are innocents in the area, so AOEs can't be used.*
"Alive? Bull. You're barely surviving. I'll find whatever's hunting you, and I'll bring its jaws to the mayor or king or whatever rules this hellhole." He growls. "You deserve better. And anyone who says otherwise is to be corrected harshly."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"So, anyway," He opens the pot and uses a pair of tongs to put some crawfish on a plate for the paladin, "What kind of heroism have you done here?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"started stopping some crime in a neighborhood, cleared out some rats from a tavern basement, stopped some wizards from kidnapping a friend of mine"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Thank-" The old man starts, before an arrow hits him square in the neck. He collapses to the ground. Atticus can see that the source of the arrow comes from a shadowy figure on a rooftop.
Init: 20
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
He holds it up. “Did you put this here?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
INIT: 6
Atticus turns to look as blue alcohol flames wreath his body. "Consider this a remedial lesson in survival."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"That's good. A lot of people only go for flashy heroism, but that's not how it works. It's the little things. Helping a friend, exterminating some pests, inspiring people. Stuff like that, you know?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*murders in broad daylight…*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The mage is standing in the killing floor
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
"exactly. flash is always fun, but true goodness is all that matters in the end"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Yes, he qualifies that as heroism if it was a bad enough person.*
*Like a slaver.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*if they're doing evil, and don't repent, according to immerral, they deserve it*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*what the phoque makes you think he’s a slaver*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
He nods, stirring his pot. It's almost as tall as him. "I'm surprised we agree on so much. Most paladins I meet are pretty deluded. They assume that just because I'm dangerous means I'm going to hurt innocents for fun or something, and of course, they are the law, and the law can't possibly be wrong. Like guards, but stronger and more devoted. I usually run."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
she pops a whole crawfish in her mouth, chews for a bit, and swallows. "I'm dangerous. most paladins are dangerous. as far as I know, they don't do that. its how you use your power that counts"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Atticus asked if the girl was indentured to the guy. The guy said yes. Atticus is strongly anti-authority and pro-freedom, and in his mind, that was slavery.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*go make him murder everyone who works for a bank smh*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*Canonically he has toppled economies and governments for much less.*
*Not on his own, obviously, but he is the type of person to willingly and intentionally do that kind of stuff.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
It's very well-seasoned. "Most paladins don't serve Tyr, they serve their oaths. And nearly every oath says to destroy those who would harm others or to snuff out chaos. I am effectively a force of chaos, to the point that I'm not sure if I can permanently die. I don't follow any codes or creeds, other than my conscience. I have killed innumerable people, directly and indirectly, over my lifetime. I'm not saying I'm better than the people who want me dead. I'm saying I don't agree with them."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels