“Well, I don’t really use my full name any more. I’m known as Atlas Rex across the worlds. (Insert the world name I used for him earlier I forgot it.)”
The paladin nods curtly and addresses the warden in a foreign language, gesturing with their free hand. The warden slowly takes their pen and scrawls a few letters in their logbook, letting out a low pitched grunt as the paladin nods, turning back to Atlas. "You will be detained in holding while we investigate the situation, for no more than two weeks. You will have your contact, and your bail will be posted."
"Thanks, I guess. You can leave now."
They take their helmet off, revealing wavy, thick hair that spills down their shoulders, the rest tied back into a braid wound up in a bun. The paladin frowns. "I will repeat myself for your benefit. You are being detained, and you are not permitted to leave the premises. Do you understand?" They take the chain to which the cuffs are attached to and gently pull, leading Atlas down a corridor, through a gated door to the left.
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A gust of blistering wind disturbs the petals strewn across the path to the arena's entrance, and for the space of a breath the sounds of triumphal music are distant, faintly echoing. The actual act of teleportation that allows the black-glass figure to step into Zaidan is far more discreet than its preparation - a flicker of light, like a tiny orange dot, before they're stood in the middle of the street, potentially looking up at the arena from underneath the shade of their wide-brimmed, worn hat, of some kind of mismatched leather. Difficult to say for certain, as their semi-translucent head lacks any kind of facial feature. A long-barreled rifle is broken over their shoulder, angled to the side and with the stock held loosely in their left hand - the right keeps their hat firmly on their head within the brief wind of their own making. Their torso is covered by a poncho of some kind of thick-threaded white fabric, subtle overlapping circles stitched in a colour closer to tan, faded by design or age, and their bare forearms are likewise semi-translucent glass, less opaque than their head. Loose trousers of a similar colour, cinched by a bulky belt of hide, fall down their legs and stir slightly in the manufactured breeze, hems floating above feet contained in slim, thin-soled sandals similarly weathered to their hat.
Hanging from their hat, evenly spaced around the brim, are six coins of strange design - iron, with a square cut through the centre to allow tough twine to wrap securely around them and hold them fast to the hat. As the wind dies down, they take a couple of steps - one on the ground, one through the air - and land silently in front of the closest checkpoint, clothes undisturbed by their passage.
*REDPELT!*
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
A gust of blistering wind disturbs the petals strewn across the path to the arena's entrance, and for the space of a breath the sounds of triumphal music are distant, faintly echoing. The actual act of teleportation that allows the black-glass figure to step into Zaidan is far more discreet than its preparation - a flicker of light, like a tiny orange dot, before they're stood in the middle of the street, potentially looking up at the arena from underneath the shade of their wide-brimmed, worn hat, of some kind of mismatched leather. Difficult to say for certain, as their semi-translucent head lacks any kind of facial feature. A long-barreled rifle is broken over their shoulder, angled to the side and with the stock held loosely in their left hand - the right keeps their hat firmly on their head within the brief wind of their own making. Their torso is covered by a poncho of some kind of thick-threaded white fabric, subtle overlapping circles stitched in a colour closer to tan, faded by design or age, and their bare forearms are likewise semi-translucent glass, less opaque than their head. Loose trousers of a similar colour, cinched by a bulky belt of hide, fall down their legs and stir slightly in the manufactured breeze, hems floating above feet contained in slim, thin-soled sandals similarly weathered to their hat.
Hanging from their hat, evenly spaced around the brim, are six coins of strange design - iron, with a square cut through the centre to allow tough twine to wrap securely around them and hold them fast to the hat. As the wind dies down, they take a couple of steps - one on the ground, one through the air - and land silently in front of the closest checkpoint, clothes undisturbed by their passage.
*REDPELT!*
*GONZY*
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*they're supposed to have disadvantage against immerral*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Hanging from their hat, evenly spaced around the brim, are six coins of strange design - iron, with a square cut through the centre to allow tough twine to wrap securely around them and hold them fast to the hat. As the wind dies down, they take a couple of steps - one on the ground, one through the air - and land silently in front of the closest checkpoint, clothes undisturbed by their passage.
The armored, pale furred leonin looks them up and down, though their expression doesn't change. "Full name please. Have you registered beforehand?"
"Rydri. No surname. And no, never - this is my first time in Balra, actually. Do I need to declare anything? This is reminding me of your border control." Rydri moves their head up and down as the leonin does, copying the gesture.
They flip through their logbook, writing something down with a pen. "It is the nation standard for security. I need your world of origin, as well as your Zone preference. Zone 1 hosts the most amount of enemies, worth less points, while Zone 2 hosts a lesser concentration of total enemies, each worth more points." They pause. "Clearly Vedsan, but I do need you to state it for the record."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*they're supposed to have disadvantage against immerral*
*ADV from pack tactics, cancels out disadvantage.*
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Dey is observing everything happening on the killing floor, with a plate of street food and a small bag of what look like tumbled amber nuggets
Kaia’s barricaded herself in her room at the Sphinx. The tip of a knife protrudes from the solid wood door
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
*they're supposed to have disadvantage against immerral*
*ADV from pack tactics, cancels out disadvantage.*
*oh. okie*
immerral takes two, cesspanon takes none.
immerral stomps her foot, creating a magical circle around and behind her, before stepping back.
*magic circle, targeting undead*
cesspanon flies up, and shoots three arrows at the gnolls
1st Attack: 21 Damage: 11 + 8
2nd Attack: 22 Damage: 7 + 15
3rd Attack: 16 Damage: 7 + 14
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Dey is observing everything happening on the killing floor, with a plate of street food and a small bag of what look like tumbled amber nuggets
Kaia’s barricaded herself in her room at the Sphinx. The tip of a knife protrudes from the solid wood door
*I can interact but it might be sporadic*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Rydri. No surname. And no, never - this is my first time in Balra, actually. Do I need to declare anything? This is reminding me of your border control." Rydri moves their head up and down as the leonin does, copying the gesture.
They flip through their logbook, writing something down with a pen. "It is the nation standard for security. I need your world of origin, as well as your Zone preference. Zone 1 hosts the most amount of enemies, worth less points, while Zone 2 hosts a lesser concentration of total enemies, each worth more points." They pause. "Clearly Vedsan, but I do need you to state it for the record."
"I'm Vedsan. There, stated. Strong preference for Zone 2." Rydri glances around, hmming quietly, before resuming 'eye contact'. "Any recommendations for my time on the floor? Besides 'don't break the law', I've already had that one." They mimic a comically deep voice for a moment, slipping back into their ordinary tonelessness afterward. "Oh, and is there anyone here that maintains weapons, and such? Might want to get my kit looked over by a paid professional."
"Hey, where do you think you're going!" If the skeleton remains within 30 feet of Fives, they raise a hand and the skelly flies towards it. They then crush its skull.
*Perfected Guardian Armor reaction to pull a creature that ends its turn within 30 feet of me into my reach and attack it if it gets there. Strength 19 save, please.*
Thunder Gauntlet attack: 14
Damage: 12
The skeleton dodges the attack with relative ease, STR: 17
It then attacks as a reaction:
Attack: 30 Damage: 17
*then nothing happens, the save failed so disregard the previous post and take the turn normally*
The skeleton strikes with its pike twice, then with the blunt end once.
Before his shocking grasp kills it, he sees Immerral's sword cleave through the skeleton. Wordlessly, Immerral and Cesspanon turn and begin to walk away.
"Hey! Kill stealer!" Fives flies after them, hoping to return the favor.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
Dey is observing everything happening on the killing floor, with a plate of street food and a small bag of what look like tumbled amber nuggets
Kaia’s barricaded herself in her room at the Sphinx. The tip of a knife protrudes from the solid wood door
*I can interact but it might be sporadic*
*sure but my posts have been randomly dissapearing and reappearing so be warned*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Well, I don’t really use my full name any more. I’m known as Atlas Rex across the worlds. (Insert the world name I used for him earlier I forgot it.)”
The paladin nods curtly and addresses the warden in a foreign language, gesturing with their free hand. The warden slowly takes their pen and scrawls a few letters in their logbook, letting out a low pitched grunt as the paladin nods, turning back to Atlas. "You will be detained in holding while we investigate the situation, for no more than two weeks. You will have your contact, and your bail will be posted."
"Thanks, I guess. You can leave now."
They take their helmet off, revealing wavy, thick hair that spills down their shoulders, the rest tied back into a braid wound up in a bun. The paladin frowns. "I will repeat myself for your benefit. You are being detained, and you are not permitted to leave the premises. Do you understand?" They take the chain to which the cuffs are attached to and gently pull, leading Atlas down a corridor, through a gated door to the left.
"Yeah. I understand. But I'd rather be alone, y'know."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
“We’re just such a big organization. There’s only so much three legendary heroes can do against that many resources. And don’t worry, I didn’t swear their oath. But I am now part of the Institution. Technically.”
"Doesn't that mean you can take control of it, since you're a part of it? I'm still really unclear on how power and ordering people around works."
“I have security clearance. I don’t think I can go in and duel their leader.”
"Oh. Then what should I do?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
"Hey, where do you think you're going!" If the skeleton remains within 30 feet of Fives, they raise a hand and the skelly flies towards it. They then crush its skull.
*Perfected Guardian Armor reaction to pull a creature that ends its turn within 30 feet of me into my reach and attack it if it gets there. Strength 19 save, please.*
Thunder Gauntlet attack: 14
Damage: 12
The skeleton dodges the attack with relative ease, STR: 17
It then attacks as a reaction:
Attack: 30 Damage: 17
*then nothing happens, the save failed so disregard the previous post and take the turn normally*
The skeleton strikes with its pike twice, then with the blunt end once.
Before his shocking grasp kills it, he sees Immerral's sword cleave through the skeleton. Wordlessly, Immerral and Cesspanon turn and begin to walk away.
"Hey! Kill stealer!" Fives flies after them, hoping to return the favor.
immerral grins. "snooze you lose!"
*she's Ms. steal yo kill*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
immerral stomps her foot, creating a magical circle around and behind her, before stepping back.
*magic circle, targeting undead*
cesspanon flies up, and shoots three arrows at the gnolls
1st Attack: 21 Damage: 11 + 8
2nd Attack: 22 Damage: 7 + 15
3rd Attack: 16 Damage: 7 + 14
*Casting time for magic circle is one minute, or ten rounds.*
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They take their helmet off, revealing wavy, thick hair that spills down their shoulders, the rest tied back into a braid wound up in a bun. The paladin frowns. "I will repeat myself for your benefit. You are being detained, and you are not permitted to leave the premises. Do you understand?" They take the chain to which the cuffs are attached to and gently pull, leading Atlas down a corridor, through a gated door to the left.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*REDPELT!*
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
*GONZY*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P
Two of the gnolls attack Immerral, while one attacks Cesspanon.
G1: to cesspanon
Attack: 14 Damage: 24
Attack: 17 Damage: 14
+ 25 psychic
G2: to immerral
Attack: 17 Damage: 15
Attack: 24 Damage: 19
+ 23 psychic
G3: to immeral
Attack: 32 Damage: 32
Attack: 21 Damage: 20
+ 19 psychic
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Would you like one?" He takes out a little tab of metal from his hat.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*they're supposed to have disadvantage against immerral*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
They flip through their logbook, writing something down with a pen. "It is the nation standard for security. I need your world of origin, as well as your Zone preference. Zone 1 hosts the most amount of enemies, worth less points, while Zone 2 hosts a lesser concentration of total enemies, each worth more points." They pause. "Clearly Vedsan, but I do need you to state it for the record."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*ADV from pack tactics, cancels out disadvantage.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*wth is going on with my posts*
Dey is observing everything happening on the killing floor, with a plate of street food and a small bag of what look like tumbled amber nuggets
Kaia’s barricaded herself in her room at the Sphinx. The tip of a knife protrudes from the solid wood door
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*oh. okie*
immerral takes two, cesspanon takes none.
immerral stomps her foot, creating a magical circle around and behind her, before stepping back.
*magic circle, targeting undead*
cesspanon flies up, and shoots three arrows at the gnolls
1st Attack: 21 Damage: 11 + 8
2nd Attack: 22 Damage: 7 + 15
3rd Attack: 16 Damage: 7 + 14
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*I can interact but it might be sporadic*
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making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I'm Vedsan. There, stated. Strong preference for Zone 2." Rydri glances around, hmming quietly, before resuming 'eye contact'. "Any recommendations for my time on the floor? Besides 'don't break the law', I've already had that one." They mimic a comically deep voice for a moment, slipping back into their ordinary tonelessness afterward. "Oh, and is there anyone here that maintains weapons, and such? Might want to get my kit looked over by a paid professional."
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
"Hey! Kill stealer!" Fives flies after them, hoping to return the favor.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
*Hello Gonz!*
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
*sure but my posts have been randomly dissapearing and reappearing so be warned*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Yeah. I understand. But I'd rather be alone, y'know."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"Oh. Then what should I do?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
immerral grins. "snooze you lose!"
*she's Ms. steal yo kill*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
*Casting time for magic circle is one minute, or ten rounds.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ