Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
*That's good, I would fight you, but I suck at anything minmaxxing based, which is sort of the point in this thread*
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
"Hey! Kill stealer!" Fives flies after them, hoping to return the favor.
Fives watches as Immerral and Cesspanon move towards anoother group of undead, what looks to be around 10 gnolls swarming two other contestants, one with a shotgun and the other with a spear and shield. They're doing a relatively good job at fending them off, but three gnolls peel off from the pack to attack Immerral and Cesspanon.
They look for any other undead on the floor, hopefully finding an easier, not otherwise occupied target.
Investigation and Perception (if needed): 31, 18
Fives spots around 400 ft away what looks to be a skeletal knight with two, metal-boned rams. It seems to be relatively far from any other group, the knight keeping an eye out like a shepherd might do for its flock.
They dash to move 100 feet towards the rams, an aura of fire still blazing around them.
The skeleton immediately looks towards them, rattling as it rests a hand on one of the rams and casts Haste, upcasting to hit both rams. Both move forwards 100 ft, exhaling greenish smog. Fives turn.
They move forward another 50 feet, then cast a 3rd-level shatter as far as they can, trying to hit both rams.
Damage: 17
*remember, disadvantage since they're made of metal*
*Having Redpelt take over for this one, give me a minute while I get the info to him.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Rydri feels their body dematerialize, quickly, practically disintegrating into particles of sand roughly blown into an unseen wind and scattered out to the field-- though just as quickly, each finds the other like a series of magnets, reforming back into their shape, their gear, and whatever else they're carrying. They're standing now on an open, grassy field of green; the first thing that hits their senses is the sound of swords clashing, gunfire to the south and northwest, bones rattling, and then quickly follows by the scent of blood, the grass greedily soaking up any stains. The right, around 200 ft away, Rydri sees the massive, shiny stature of a tall, fully armored paladin, their moose-like horns curving out from under their winged helm and desert wraps wound tightly around the joints, to prevent sand from getting in. They're currently beating a massive bullette-like creature to death with a bloodied axe, very enthusiastically. Around 200 ft in the opposite direction is some sort of dracolich, though much larger and longer, more like the metallic dragons Rydri has seen in Zaidan before. It seems to be picking through some items off of a corpse.
Rydri takes two steps and shoots into the sky on an updraft, rifle vanishing from their hand. They fly 150ft toward the paladin and the bulette, 30ft off the ground diagonally on the initial takeoff and remaining at a level altitude as they shoot across the distance, upright in the air. They hail the paladin, voice carrying easily despite the sounds of clashing weapons and the appreciable distance. "Heya! What do you say I help you finish off the lizard and then we both go for the bigger, flying, lizard? Friendly competition before we beat each others' brains out."
Initiative: 27
The knight laughs, echoing from inside the helmet. "Be my guest! Though only one of us gets the points, friend!" They slam their axe downward on the bullette's skull again -- it seems to be pinned down in a manner that prevents it from being able to properly burrow away. The bulette snaps at the knight, who seems relatively unfazed. Rydri can take a turn.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
They move forward another 50 feet, then cast a 3rd-level shatter as far as they can, trying to hit both rams.
Damage: 17
*remember, disadvantage since they're made of metal*
*Having Redpelt take over for this one, give me a minute while I get the info to him.*
R1: 19 R2: 19
The shatter hits both of the metal-boned rams dead on, reverberating their skeletons with an awful clangor of metal on metal, but they show no signs of slowing. While the skeletal knight lumbers in the rear, moving 30ft closer (in total, 20ft away), the first ram cuts in front of the second, accelerating with horns down to gore. As it connects, it draws its head back with haste-aided speed to slam with its horns again.
Attack: 25 Damage: 24 piercing, make a STR save on hit. Attack: 29 Damage: 26 piercing, make a STR save on hit.
Stymied and momentum lost due to being cut up, the second ram veers off to the side and sprays a strange, greenish gas, filling the air with sourceless lethargy. Make a constitution saving throw. The ram continues its motion, ending its turn 55ft past the first ram and 50ft from you.
They move forward another 50 feet, then cast a 3rd-level shatter as far as they can, trying to hit both rams.
Damage: 17
*remember, disadvantage since they're made of metal*
*Having Redpelt take over for this one, give me a minute while I get the info to him.*
R1: 10 R2: 13
The shatter hits both of the metal-boned rams dead on, reverberating their skeletons with an awful clangor of metal on metal, but they show no signs of slowing. While the skeletal knight lumbers in the rear, moving 30ft closer (in total, 20ft away), the first ram cuts in front of the second, accelerating with horns down to gore. As it connects, it draws its head back with haste-aided speed to slam with its horns again.
Attack: 23 Damage: 21 piercing, make a STR save on hit. Attack: 25 Damage: 15 piercing, make a STR save on hit.
Stymied and momentum lost due to being cut up, the second ram veers off to the side and sprays a strange, greenish gas, filling the air with sourceless lethargy. Make a constitution saving throw. The ram continues its motion, ending its turn 55ft past the first ram and 50ft from you.
Fives blurs the boundaries of their form and easily dodges the attacks, before dragging one of the rams towards them.
Con: 35
*perfected guardian armor, str save please*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Rydri takes two steps and shoots into the sky on an updraft, rifle vanishing from their hand. They fly 150ft toward the paladin and the bulette, 30ft off the ground diagonally on the initial takeoff and remaining at a level altitude as they shoot across the distance, upright in the air. They hail the paladin, voice carrying easily despite the sounds of clashing weapons and the appreciable distance. "Heya! What do you say I help you finish off the lizard and then we both go for the bigger, flying, lizard? Friendly competition before we beat each others' brains out."
Initiative: 27
The knight laughs, echoing from inside the helmet. "Be my guest! Though only one of us gets the points, friend!" They slam their axe downward on the bullette's skull again -- it seems to be pinned down in a manner that prevents it from being able to properly burrow away. The bulette snaps at the knight, who seems relatively unfazed. Rydri can take a turn.
Rydri spirals into a dive, sweeping one arm into a wide, lazy cut across the bulette's side, the air collecting into some kind of wide, curved blade at their unspoken command, even as their off hand flings a spiralling knife of strange black dust into the bulette's flank and their leg is kicking up a second blade of wind. *Fly down 30ft to the floor and flying to within 15ft; making one melee, one ranged, one melee, using last melee to fly 15ft back, ending turn there.*
And the bulette needs to make three DEX saves, against 25 lashing, 18 acid and an armour class reduction of 2 for one minute, and 8 slashing, in order. Half on a success; no armour class reduction on a success against the acid/if it's immune to acid.
Rydri spirals into a dive, sweeping one arm into a wide, lazy cut across the bulette's side, the air collecting into some kind of wide, curved blade at their unspoken command, even as their off hand flings a spiralling knife of strange black dust into the bulette's flank and their leg is kicking up a second blade of wind. *Fly down 30ft to the floor and flying to within 15ft; making one melee, one ranged, one melee, using last melee to fly 15ft back, ending turn there.*
And the bulette needs to make three DEX saves, against 25 lashing, 18 acid and an armour class reduction of 2 for one minute, and 8 slashing, in order. Half on a success; no armour class reduction on a success against the acid/if it's immune to acid.
The last hit glances off of its armor. DEX: 26 DEX: 10
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Rydri spirals into a dive, sweeping one arm into a wide, lazy cut across the bulette's side, the air collecting into some kind of wide, curved blade at their unspoken command, even as their off hand flings a spiralling knife of strange black dust into the bulette's flank and their leg is kicking up a second blade of wind. *Fly down 30ft to the floor and flying to within 15ft; making one melee, one ranged, one melee, using last melee to fly 15ft back, ending turn there.*
And the bulette needs to make three DEX saves, against 25 lashing, 18 acid and an armour class reduction of 2 for one minute, and 8 slashing, in order. Half on a success; no armour class reduction on a success against the acid/if it's immune to acid.
The last hit glances off of its armor. DEX: 26 DEX: 10
*Saves happen regardless of if they hit or not. Success and fail.*
The shatter hits both of the metal-boned rams dead on, reverberating their skeletons with an awful clangor of metal on metal, but they show no signs of slowing. While the skeletal knight lumbers in the rear, moving 30ft closer (in total, 20ft away), the first ram cuts in front of the second, accelerating with horns down to gore. As it connects, it draws its head back with haste-aided speed to slam with its horns again.
Attack: 23 Damage: 21 piercing, make a STR save on hit. Attack: 25 Damage: 15 piercing, make a STR save on hit.
Stymied and momentum lost due to being cut up, the second ram veers off to the side and sprays a strange, greenish gas, filling the air with sourceless lethargy. Make a constitution saving throw. The ram continues its motion, ending its turn 55ft past the first ram and 50ft from you.
Fives blurs the boundaries of their form and easily dodges the attacks, before dragging one of the rams towards them.
Con: 35
*perfected guardian armor, str save please*
*I assume you mean the ram that is 50ft from you? Perfected Guardian armour has a range of 30ft - the ram is out of range. Your closest enemies are 1 ram within 5ft and the death shepherd within 20ft. CON is a success.*
Immerral slams her sword point into the ground, causing a ripple of her red-tinged light that cracks the ground it passes over. both gnolls (and any other undead within 30ft) make a DC 19 con save, or take 17 Thunder and 21 Radiant, and be knocked prone.
save for half damage and no prone.
if there are any targets remaining, cesspanon shoots at them again
1st Attack: 15 Damage: 12 + 13 (adv roll if prone 5)
2nd Attack: 23 Damage: 16 + 20 (adv roll if prone 15)
3rd Attack: 13 Damage: 10 + 10 (adv roll if prone 11)
CON1: 18 CON2: 13
Both gnolls go down, with around 4 remaining as the shotgun wielder blasts one's head off, the other stabbing through the ribcage of another gnoll.
*can I redirect cesspanon's arrows to those other gnolls?*
*cuz their original targets died?*
*Sure :]*
Cesspanon's arrow strikes the shoulder of one of the rear members of the pack, who turns and angrily leaps towards Immerral, assuming Cesspanon is still flying out of reach.
Attack: 21 Damage: 11 Attack: 32 Damage: 18 + 21 Make a WIS save
one goes through, and she strikes at it again.
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
The shatter hits both of the metal-boned rams dead on, reverberating their skeletons with an awful clangor of metal on metal, but they show no signs of slowing. While the skeletal knight lumbers in the rear, moving 30ft closer (in total, 20ft away), the first ram cuts in front of the second, accelerating with horns down to gore. As it connects, it draws its head back with haste-aided speed to slam with its horns again.
Attack: 23 Damage: 21 piercing, make a STR save on hit. Attack: 25 Damage: 15 piercing, make a STR save on hit.
Stymied and momentum lost due to being cut up, the second ram veers off to the side and sprays a strange, greenish gas, filling the air with sourceless lethargy. Make a constitution saving throw. The ram continues its motion, ending its turn 55ft past the first ram and 50ft from you.
Fives blurs the boundaries of their form and easily dodges the attacks, before dragging one of the rams towards them.
Con: 35
*perfected guardian armor, str save please*
*I assume you mean the ram that is 50ft from you? Perfected Guardian armour has a range of 30ft - the ram is out of range. Your closest enemies are 1 ram within 5ft and the death shepherd within 20ft. CON is a success.*
*Sorry, yeah I meant the first one. Since that won't work, can I retcon that and just take my turn?*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Gale is wandering through the Sphinx. It’s early in the morning, so he’s carrying a cup of tea and watching everyone sluggishly walk by. He seems alert and ready.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Gale is wandering through the Sphinx. It’s early in the morning, so he’s carrying a cup of tea and watching everyone sluggishly walk by. He seems alert and ready.
Ezekial is sitting in a booth, sipping a cup of coffee.
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Gale is wandering through the Sphinx. It’s early in the morning, so he’s carrying a cup of tea and watching everyone sluggishly walk by. He seems alert and ready.
Ezekial is sitting in a booth, sipping a cup of coffee.
Gale nods to Ezekial and sits down next to them. “Good morning.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Gale is wandering through the Sphinx. It’s early in the morning, so he’s carrying a cup of tea and watching everyone sluggishly walk by. He seems alert and ready.
Ezekial is sitting in a booth, sipping a cup of coffee.
Gale nods to Ezekial and sits down next to them. “Good morning.”
"Good morning to you as well."
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Gale is wandering through the Sphinx. It’s early in the morning, so he’s carrying a cup of tea and watching everyone sluggishly walk by. He seems alert and ready.
Ezekial is sitting in a booth, sipping a cup of coffee.
Gale nods to Ezekial and sits down next to them. “Good morning.”
"Good morning to you as well."
“Let’s cut the formalities. I’m thinking about entering the killing floor.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Gale is wandering through the Sphinx. It’s early in the morning, so he’s carrying a cup of tea and watching everyone sluggishly walk by. He seems alert and ready.
Ezekial is sitting in a booth, sipping a cup of coffee.
Gale nods to Ezekial and sits down next to them. “Good morning.”
"Good morning to you as well."
“Let’s cut the formalities. I’m thinking about entering the killing floor.”
"And so am I."
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*How are you doing?*
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
*Good. Ready for some combat.*
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
*That's good, I would fight you, but I suck at anything minmaxxing based, which is sort of the point in this thread*
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
*Having Redpelt take over for this one, give me a minute while I get the info to him.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The knight laughs, echoing from inside the helmet. "Be my guest! Though only one of us gets the points, friend!" They slam their axe downward on the bullette's skull again -- it seems to be pinned down in a manner that prevents it from being able to properly burrow away. The bulette snaps at the knight, who seems relatively unfazed. Rydri can take a turn.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
R1: 19
R2: 19
The shatter hits both of the metal-boned rams dead on, reverberating their skeletons with an awful clangor of metal on metal, but they show no signs of slowing. While the skeletal knight lumbers in the rear, moving 30ft closer (in total, 20ft away), the first ram cuts in front of the second, accelerating with horns down to gore. As it connects, it draws its head back with haste-aided speed to slam with its horns again.
Attack: 25 Damage: 24 piercing, make a STR save on hit.
Attack: 29 Damage: 26 piercing, make a STR save on hit.
Stymied and momentum lost due to being cut up, the second ram veers off to the side and sprays a strange, greenish gas, filling the air with sourceless lethargy. Make a constitution saving throw. The ram continues its motion, ending its turn 55ft past the first ram and 50ft from you.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Fives blurs the boundaries of their form and easily dodges the attacks, before dragging one of the rams towards them.
Con: 35
*perfected guardian armor, str save please*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"Shaw them no mercy."
Rydri spirals into a dive, sweeping one arm into a wide, lazy cut across the bulette's side, the air collecting into some kind of wide, curved blade at their unspoken command, even as their off hand flings a spiralling knife of strange black dust into the bulette's flank and their leg is kicking up a second blade of wind. *Fly down 30ft to the floor and flying to within 15ft; making one melee, one ranged, one melee, using last melee to fly 15ft back, ending turn there.*
Attack: 34 Damage: 32
Attack: 23 Damage: 28
Attack: 20 Damage: 27
And the bulette needs to make three DEX saves, against 25 lashing, 18 acid and an armour class reduction of 2 for one minute, and 8 slashing, in order. Half on a success; no armour class reduction on a success against the acid/if it's immune to acid.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
The last hit glances off of its armor. DEX: 26 DEX: 10
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Saves happen regardless of if they hit or not. Success and fail.*
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
*I assume you mean the ram that is 50ft from you? Perfected Guardian armour has a range of 30ft - the ram is out of range. Your closest enemies are 1 ram within 5ft and the death shepherd within 20ft. CON is a success.*
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
one goes through, and she strikes at it again.
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cesspanon shoots more arrows.
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Sorry, yeah I meant the first one. Since that won't work, can I retcon that and just take my turn?*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"Shaw them no mercy."
*HEllo!*
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Gale is wandering through the Sphinx. It’s early in the morning, so he’s carrying a cup of tea and watching everyone sluggishly walk by. He seems alert and ready.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
Ezekial is sitting in a booth, sipping a cup of coffee.
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Gale nods to Ezekial and sits down next to them. “Good morning.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"Good morning to you as well."
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
“Let’s cut the formalities. I’m thinking about entering the killing floor.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"And so am I."
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.