Fives is sitting in a corner of the Sphinx, looking at a copy of the results. They are obviously surprised and disappointed at their low score.
immerral walks up, milk in hand. "fives" she nods
They nod back. "Guess I'm sticking around a bit longer."
"yeah, sorry about that"
"Not your fault."
"i assume you took the gold?"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"then if she wants too, she'll come back" she cracks her armored knuckled, and hold her glowing hands over the kid's sternum, glowing brighter than ever, glowing veins appearing over her armor.
"live" she intones
She waits a second. And then another. But the child’s chest doesn’t begin to rise and fall anew. Color doesn’t return to her pale cheeks. Her eyes don’t magically flutter open. Deep down, immeral knows something’s wrong. She doesn’t even sense an inkling of response from anything. Make your choice of an arcana or religion check
*equally bad at both, so.... 15*
She feels the magic enter the corpse, then dissapate in all different directions, instead of rushing to find a soul.
she looks up at kaia, sadness in her black-sclera'd eyes. "...I'm sorry. she doesn't want to come back"
“No.”
"the magic couldn't find a soul. either she doesn't want to come back, or something is keeping her from doing so"
“Leave. Me.”
she gets up and leaves. she finally did it. found someone she couldn't help, couldn't save
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Fives is sitting in a corner of the Sphinx, looking at a copy of the results. They are obviously surprised and disappointed at their low score.
immerral walks up, milk in hand. "fives" she nods
They nod back. "Guess I'm sticking around a bit longer."
"yeah, sorry about that"
"Not your fault."
"i assume you took the gold?"
"Yeah, but it's not enough."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Fives is sitting in a corner of the Sphinx, looking at a copy of the results. They are obviously surprised and disappointed at their low score.
immerral walks up, milk in hand. "fives" she nods
They nod back. "Guess I'm sticking around a bit longer."
"yeah, sorry about that"
"Not your fault."
"i assume you took the gold?"
"Yeah, but it's not enough."
"I got this" she takes out and unfolds a large, circular black cloth. "I'm not exactly sure what it is though"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Fives is sitting in a corner of the Sphinx, looking at a copy of the results. They are obviously surprised and disappointed at their low score.
immerral walks up, milk in hand. "fives" she nods
They nod back. "Guess I'm sticking around a bit longer."
"yeah, sorry about that"
"Not your fault."
"i assume you took the gold?"
"Yeah, but it's not enough."
"I got this" she takes out and unfolds a large, circular black cloth. "I'm not exactly sure what it is though"
"Do you know what it does? Or where you got it?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Fives is sitting in a corner of the Sphinx, looking at a copy of the results. They are obviously surprised and disappointed at their low score.
immerral walks up, milk in hand. "fives" she nods
They nod back. "Guess I'm sticking around a bit longer."
"yeah, sorry about that"
"Not your fault."
"i assume you took the gold?"
"Yeah, but it's not enough."
"I got this" she takes out and unfolds a large, circular black cloth. "I'm not exactly sure what it is though"
"Do you know what it does? Or where you got it?"
"no clue. it was my prize, but they didnt tell me what it was"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Fives is sitting in a corner of the Sphinx, looking at a copy of the results. They are obviously surprised and disappointed at their low score.
immerral walks up, milk in hand. "fives" she nods
They nod back. "Guess I'm sticking around a bit longer."
"yeah, sorry about that"
"Not your fault."
"i assume you took the gold?"
"Yeah, but it's not enough."
"I got this" she takes out and unfolds a large, circular black cloth. "I'm not exactly sure what it is though"
"Do you know what it does? Or where you got it?"
"no clue. it was my prize, but they didnt tell me what it was"
"Interesting. Want me to take a look at it?" Fives unscrews their helmet.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Fives is sitting in a corner of the Sphinx, looking at a copy of the results. They are obviously surprised and disappointed at their low score.
immerral walks up, milk in hand. "fives" she nods
They nod back. "Guess I'm sticking around a bit longer."
"yeah, sorry about that"
"Not your fault."
"i assume you took the gold?"
"Yeah, but it's not enough."
"I got this" she takes out and unfolds a large, circular black cloth. "I'm not exactly sure what it is though"
"Do you know what it does? Or where you got it?"
"no clue. it was my prize, but they didnt tell me what it was"
"Interesting. Want me to take a look at it?" Fives unscrews their helmet.
"sure" she hands it over
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Kaia is on the killing floor, clothes ripped and bloody, eyes red and puffy from hours of crying, hands covered in the dried and drying blood of undead. She attacks singular undead, targeting one out of a pack and ripping it to shreds before the others notice.
Dey lounges in the Sphinx, reading the Killing Floor results.
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
Dey lounges in the Sphinx, reading the Killing Floor results.
The void beast is somehow clinging to a wall, observing all of the glorious foodstuffs surrounding it. It may or may not be contemplating stealing food.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Dey lounges in the Sphinx, reading the Killing Floor results.
The void beast is somehow clinging to a wall, observing all of the glorious foodstuffs surrounding it. It may or may not be contemplating stealing food.
He orders a plate of bread & olive oil and beckons it over, using the food as bait if necessary.
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
Dey lounges in the Sphinx, reading the Killing Floor results.
The void beast is somehow clinging to a wall, observing all of the glorious foodstuffs surrounding it. It may or may not be contemplating stealing food.
He orders a plate of bread & olive oil and beckons it over, using the food as bait if necessary.
The creature walks towards him, completely trusting and wholesome.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Dey lounges in the Sphinx, reading the Killing Floor results.
The void beast is somehow clinging to a wall, observing all of the glorious foodstuffs surrounding it. It may or may not be contemplating stealing food.
He orders a plate of bread & olive oil and beckons it over, using the food as bait if necessary.
The creature walks towards him, completely trusting and wholesome.
“You idiot.” He tosses it a crust. “How did her obedient killing machine turn into this.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
Dey lounges in the Sphinx, reading the Killing Floor results.
The void beast is somehow clinging to a wall, observing all of the glorious foodstuffs surrounding it. It may or may not be contemplating stealing food.
He orders a plate of bread & olive oil and beckons it over, using the food as bait if necessary.
The creature walks towards him, completely trusting and wholesome.
“You idiot.” He tosses it a crust. “How did her obedient killing machine turn into this.”
It absorbs and consumes the scrap. It seems slightly annoyed by him calling it an idiot, but not annoyed enough to turn down free food.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Dey lounges in the Sphinx, reading the Killing Floor results.
The void beast is somehow clinging to a wall, observing all of the glorious foodstuffs surrounding it. It may or may not be contemplating stealing food.
He orders a plate of bread & olive oil and beckons it over, using the food as bait if necessary.
The creature walks towards him, completely trusting and wholesome.
“You idiot.” He tosses it a crust. “How did her obedient killing machine turn into this.”
It absorbs and consumes the scrap. It seems slightly annoyed by him calling it an idiot, but not annoyed enough to turn down free food.
“How in the hells am I going to communicate anything to you.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
Dey lounges in the Sphinx, reading the Killing Floor results.
The void beast is somehow clinging to a wall, observing all of the glorious foodstuffs surrounding it. It may or may not be contemplating stealing food.
He orders a plate of bread & olive oil and beckons it over, using the food as bait if necessary.
The creature walks towards him, completely trusting and wholesome.
“You idiot.” He tosses it a crust. “How did her obedient killing machine turn into this.”
It absorbs and consumes the scrap. It seems slightly annoyed by him calling it an idiot, but not annoyed enough to turn down free food.
“How in the hells am I going to communicate anything to you.”
The creature shrugs. It doesn't understand what the problem is.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Dey lounges in the Sphinx, reading the Killing Floor results.
The void beast is somehow clinging to a wall, observing all of the glorious foodstuffs surrounding it. It may or may not be contemplating stealing food.
He orders a plate of bread & olive oil and beckons it over, using the food as bait if necessary.
The creature walks towards him, completely trusting and wholesome.
“You idiot.” He tosses it a crust. “How did her obedient killing machine turn into this.”
It absorbs and consumes the scrap. It seems slightly annoyed by him calling it an idiot, but not annoyed enough to turn down free food.
“How in the hells am I going to communicate anything to you.”
The creature shrugs. It doesn't understand what the problem is.
“She wants you back.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem; they are my D&D children.
The void beast tilts its head. It has absolutely no idea what Dey is talking about.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
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"i assume you took the gold?"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
she gets up and leaves. she finally did it. found someone she couldn't help, couldn't save
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Yeah, but it's not enough."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"I got this" she takes out and unfolds a large, circular black cloth. "I'm not exactly sure what it is though"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Do you know what it does? Or where you got it?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"no clue. it was my prize, but they didnt tell me what it was"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Interesting. Want me to take a look at it?" Fives unscrews their helmet.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"sure" she hands it over
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Fives flattens it out and holds their helmet as close as possible to the cloth.
*It's a portable hole, right?*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Kaia is on the killing floor, clothes ripped and bloody, eyes red and puffy from hours of crying, hands covered in the dried and drying blood of undead. She attacks singular undead, targeting one out of a pack and ripping it to shreds before the others notice.
Dey lounges in the Sphinx, reading the Killing Floor results.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The void beast is somehow clinging to a wall, observing all of the glorious foodstuffs surrounding it. It may or may not be contemplating stealing food.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
He orders a plate of bread & olive oil and beckons it over, using the food as bait if necessary.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The creature walks towards him, completely trusting and wholesome.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
“You idiot.” He tosses it a crust. “How did her obedient killing machine turn into this.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
It absorbs and consumes the scrap. It seems slightly annoyed by him calling it an idiot, but not annoyed enough to turn down free food.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
“How in the hells am I going to communicate anything to you.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The creature shrugs. It doesn't understand what the problem is.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
“She wants you back.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*Hi monks!*
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem; they are my D&D children.
The void beast tilts its head. It has absolutely no idea what Dey is talking about.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.