I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Well then you should probably start there. I’ll call up some friends and see if anyone can come on short notice.”
"i didnt know you had friends"
“What the hells is your problem with me.”
"where should I start?"
“At the beginning.”
"well, for starters, I find your personality generally grating"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"well, for starters, I find your personality generally grating"
“I suspect you aren’t finished. Go on.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
The void beast walks into the arena and points at Immeral, before drawing a sword twice its size out of its shadowy body. It seems to be challenging her.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"well, for starters, I find your personality generally grating"
“I suspect you aren’t finished. Go on.”
"your arrogance really only makes me want to knock you off your high horse, and while we're on that topic, there's your legs"
*we reconned it so his legs never healed, right?*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"well, for starters, I find your personality generally grating"
“I suspect you aren’t finished. Go on.”
"your arrogance really only makes me want to knock you off your high horse, and while we're on that topic, there's your legs"
*we reconned it so his legs never healed, right?*
*correct* ”My arrogance is justified. You’re welcome to try to prove me wrong. And what about my legs. I don’t need any to be the most powerful spellcaster of this generation.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
"well, for starters, I find your personality generally grating"
“I suspect you aren’t finished. Go on.”
"your arrogance really only makes me want to knock you off your high horse, and while we're on that topic, there's your legs"
*we reconned it so his legs never healed, right?*
*correct* ”My arrogance is justified. You’re welcome to try to prove me wrong. And what about my legs. I don’t need any to be the most powerful spellcaster of this generation.”
"I don't really care about that. I hate fighting wizards, but not that much. its...."
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"well, for starters, I find your personality generally grating"
“I suspect you aren’t finished. Go on.”
"your arrogance really only makes me want to knock you off your high horse, and while we're on that topic, there's your legs"
*we reconned it so his legs never healed, right?*
*correct* ”My arrogance is justified. You’re welcome to try to prove me wrong. And what about my legs. I don’t need any to be the most powerful spellcaster of this generation.”
"I don't really care about that. I hate fighting wizards, but not that much. its...."
“The one person you couldn’t save. Your big secret.” “Your failure.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
"well, for starters, I find your personality generally grating"
“I suspect you aren’t finished. Go on.”
"your arrogance really only makes me want to knock you off your high horse, and while we're on that topic, there's your legs"
*we reconned it so his legs never healed, right?*
*correct* ”My arrogance is justified. You’re welcome to try to prove me wrong. And what about my legs. I don’t need any to be the most powerful spellcaster of this generation.”
"I don't really care about that. I hate fighting wizards, but not that much. its...."
“The one person you couldn’t save. Your big secret.” “Your failure.”
she inhales "When i was a girl, i had a friend. she had to use a weelchair. she was born like that, and her family couldnt afford healing magic. so she-" a single tear escapes her eye. "she made a deal. she never told me what with. after that, she could walk just fine. she was confident and strong. but when she looked in the mirror, she didnt know who she was looking at anymore. and you, if you exist, and are an adventurer despite all that, why? why did she need to do that?"
*if you beat this, you know not all of this is false, just some things* DECEPTION: 27
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"I don't really care about that. I hate fighting wizards, but not that much. its...."
“The one person you couldn’t save. Your big secret.” “Your failure.”
she inhales "When i was a girl, i had a friend. she had to use a weelchair. she was born like that, and her family couldnt afford healing magic. so she-" a single tear escapes her eye. "she made a deal. she never told me what with. after that, she could walk just fine. she was confident and strong. but when she looked in the mirror, she didnt know who she was looking at anymore. and you, if you exist, and are an adventurer despite all that, why? why did she need to do that?"
*if you beat this, you know not all of this is false, just some things* DECEPTION: 27
*physically, cannot*
“Mortals were made because they; we, can do what the gods cannot. We change. Where a god is a queen, powerful and strong, we are a pawn, small, maybe insignificant to them, but fluid, bursting with potential of what we could be. One mortal may be born with dragon wings and power over the winds, and another with the cunning to take down a god. Asmodeus. The Raven Queen. Vecna. Natasha. All mortals that, because they were willing to change and adapt where others wouldn’t, surpassed their limitations and became something greater. Because it was their choice to make. Some of us can walk, and live every day blissfully ignorant of what a gift that is, and others can’t. And those that can’t have to make a choice. Make do with what they have, and surpass and climb higher, or exercise their right as a mortal to change. I made my choice.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I don't really care about that. I hate fighting wizards, but not that much. its...."
“The one person you couldn’t save. Your big secret.” “Your failure.”
she inhales "When i was a girl, i had a friend. she had to use a weelchair. she was born like that, and her family couldnt afford healing magic. so she-" a single tear escapes her eye. "she made a deal. she never told me what with. after that, she could walk just fine. she was confident and strong. but when she looked in the mirror, she didnt know who she was looking at anymore. and you, if you exist, and are an adventurer despite all that, why? why did she need to do that?"
*if you beat this, you know not all of this is false, just some things* DECEPTION: 27
*physically, cannot*
“Mortals were made because they; we, can do what the gods cannot. We change. Where a god is a queen, powerful and strong, we are a pawn, small, maybe insignificant to them, but fluid, bursting with potential of what we could be. One mortal may be born with dragon wings and power over the winds, and another with the cunning to take down a god. Asmodeus. The Raven Queen. Vecna. Natasha. All mortals that, because they were willing to change and adapt where others wouldn’t, surpassed their limitations and became something greater. Because it was their choice to make. Some of us can walk, and live every day blissfully ignorant of what a gift that is, and others can’t. And those that can’t have to make a choice. Make do with what they have, and surpass and climb higher, or exercise their right as a mortal to change. I made my choice.”
a small smile plays on her face. "Thank you" she almost whispers
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
A stocky man in a pale cloak and a charred wooden rat mask enters the city, his clogs typically clacking against the cobblestones as he performs a strange, slow, seemingly unconscious dance. He rests his left arm on his black duffel bag, and a medallion shaped like a cauldron hangs around his neck. Not an inch of skin is showing through the deep red and off-white wrappings across his body, his gloves, and his apron that covers his front, back, and sides.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"well, for starters, I find your personality generally grating"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“I suspect you aren’t finished. Go on.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The void beast walks into the arena and points at Immeral, before drawing a sword twice its size out of its shadowy body. It seems to be challenging her.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Still waiting for Flygon to get any sort of love.
"your arrogance really only makes me want to knock you off your high horse, and while we're on that topic, there's your legs"
*we reconned it so his legs never healed, right?*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*correct*
”My arrogance is justified. You’re welcome to try to prove me wrong. And what about my legs. I don’t need any to be the most powerful spellcaster of this generation.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I don't really care about that. I hate fighting wizards, but not that much. its...."
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“The one person you couldn’t save. Your big secret.” “Your failure.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
she inhales "When i was a girl, i had a friend. she had to use a weelchair. she was born like that, and her family couldnt afford healing magic. so she-" a single tear escapes her eye. "she made a deal. she never told me what with. after that, she could walk just fine. she was confident and strong. but when she looked in the mirror, she didnt know who she was looking at anymore. and you, if you exist, and are an adventurer despite all that, why? why did she need to do that?"
*if you beat this, you know not all of this is false, just some things* DECEPTION: 27
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*physically, cannot*
“Mortals were made because they; we, can do what the gods cannot. We change. Where a god is a queen, powerful and strong, we are a pawn, small, maybe insignificant to them, but fluid, bursting with potential of what we could be. One mortal may be born with dragon wings and power over the winds, and another with the cunning to take down a god. Asmodeus. The Raven Queen. Vecna. Natasha. All mortals that, because they were willing to change and adapt where others wouldn’t, surpassed their limitations and became something greater. Because it was their choice to make. Some of us can walk, and live every day blissfully ignorant of what a gift that is, and others can’t. And those that can’t have to make a choice. Make do with what they have, and surpass and climb higher, or exercise their right as a mortal to change. I made my choice.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
a small smile plays on her face. "Thank you" she almost whispers
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
A stocky man in a pale cloak and a charred wooden rat mask enters the city, his clogs typically clacking against the cobblestones as he performs a strange, slow, seemingly unconscious dance. He rests his left arm on his black duffel bag, and a medallion shaped like a cauldron hangs around his neck. Not an inch of skin is showing through the deep red and off-white wrappings across his body, his gloves, and his apron that covers his front, back, and sides.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels