The Sphinx of Morning: The Killing Floor

#604 Sep 12, 2025
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*a flatline?*

*exactly*

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*/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\__________________________*

*?*

*:P*

*a flatline?*

*exactly*

*:p indeed*

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"i look foreword to sparing you during the tournament then"

The ooze burbles angrily.

"I just think I'd be a shame to kill something as unique as you"

The ooze points at itself, then makes a pseudopod resemble a sword. It begins flailing the sword around. It seems to be saying that it can take care of itself.

"I'm sure you can. take care of yourself that is"

The ooze gurgles affirmatively, before disappearing through the cracks in the wall.

"I look forward to seeing you on the field of battle"

*good end?*

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*you open to rp?*

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*Erebos or Castor?*

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*:P*

*you open to rp?*

*Erebos or Castor?*

*if erebos talks to Immerral, they'll fight. let's go with castor*

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*:P*

*you open to rp?*

*Erebos or Castor?*

*if erebos talks to Immerral, they'll fight. let's go with castor*

*she will fight castor as well he's a changling murderer who uses corpses as disguises and is a merchant*

Castor is outside the Spinx, manning his shop

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*:P*

*you open to rp?*

*Erebos or Castor?*

*if erebos talks to Immerral, they'll fight. let's go with castor*

*she will fight castor as well he's a changling murder who uses corpses as disguises and is a merchant*

Castor is outside the Spinx, manning his shop

*he's not as overt, but yes. if she ever finds out*

Immerral walks up, armor gleaming in the sunlight, semi-blindingly

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*:P*

*you open to rp?*

*Erebos or Castor?*

*if erebos talks to Immerral, they'll fight. let's go with castor*

*she will fight castor as well he's a changling murder who uses corpses as disguises and is a merchant*

Castor is outside the Spinx, manning his shop

*he's not as overt, but yes. if she ever finds out*

Immerral walks up, armor gleaming in the sunlight, semi-blindingly

Castor turns around, smiling and says, "Hello there, beautiful. I'm Castor, welcome to my shop, feel free to take a look around."

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*:P*

*you open to rp?*

*Erebos or Castor?*

*if erebos talks to Immerral, they'll fight. let's go with castor*

*she will fight castor as well he's a changling murder who uses corpses as disguises and is a merchant*

Castor is outside the Spinx, manning his shop

*he's not as overt, but yes. if she ever finds out*

Immerral walks up, armor gleaming in the sunlight, semi-blindingly

Castor turns around, smiling and says, "Hello there, beautiful. I'm Castor, welcome to my shop, feel free to take a look around."

she smiles back. perception check if you want "thank you. I heard about this shop and thought i'd take a look around, with the tournament coming up and all"

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*:P*

*you open to rp?*

*Erebos or Castor?*

*if erebos talks to Immerral, they'll fight. let's go with castor*

*she will fight castor as well he's a changling murder who uses corpses as disguises and is a merchant*

Castor is outside the Spinx, manning his shop

*he's not as overt, but yes. if she ever finds out*

Immerral walks up, armor gleaming in the sunlight, semi-blindingly

Castor turns around, smiling and says, "Hello there, beautiful. I'm Castor, welcome to my shop, feel free to take a look around."

she smiles back. perception check if you want "thank you. I heard about this shop and thought i'd take a look around, with the tournament coming up and all"

*Are you asking to do one or nah? If so, I'll roll for deception*

Well, we have wares from every corner of the world. Feel free to take a look around and pick anything you like

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*:P*

*you open to rp?*

*Erebos or Castor?*

*if erebos talks to Immerral, they'll fight. let's go with castor*

*she will fight castor as well he's a changling murder who uses corpses as disguises and is a merchant*

Castor is outside the Spinx, manning his shop

*he's not as overt, but yes. if she ever finds out*

Immerral walks up, armor gleaming in the sunlight, semi-blindingly

Castor turns around, smiling and says, "Hello there, beautiful. I'm Castor, welcome to my shop, feel free to take a look around."

she smiles back. perception check if you want "thank you. I heard about this shop and thought i'd take a look around, with the tournament coming up and all"

*Are you asking to do one or nah? If so, I'll roll for deception*

Well, we have wares from every corner of the world. Feel free to take a look around and pick anything you like

*perception. and you can roll one, but I'm not telling you to. its optional*

"interesting" she looks around

*you like shopkeepers, don't you?*

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*:P*

*you open to rp?*

*Erebos or Castor?*

*if erebos talks to Immerral, they'll fight. let's go with castor*

*she will fight castor as well he's a changling murder who uses corpses as disguises and is a merchant*

Castor is outside the Spinx, manning his shop

*he's not as overt, but yes. if she ever finds out*

Immerral walks up, armor gleaming in the sunlight, semi-blindingly

Castor turns around, smiling and says, "Hello there, beautiful. I'm Castor, welcome to my shop, feel free to take a look around."

she smiles back. perception check if you want "thank you. I heard about this shop and thought i'd take a look around, with the tournament coming up and all"

*Are you asking to do one or nah? If so, I'll roll for deception*

Well, we have wares from every corner of the world. Feel free to take a look around and pick anything you like

*perception. and you can roll one, but I'm not telling you to. its optional*

"interesting" she looks around

*you like shopkeepers, don't you?*

*yep also for fun 14*

"Are you looking for anything in particular, for example, a special weapon or a new piece of armor?"

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*I've tried, it wont let me*

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*:P*

*you open to rp?*

*Erebos or Castor?*

*if erebos talks to Immerral, they'll fight. let's go with castor*

*she will fight castor as well he's a changling murder who uses corpses as disguises and is a merchant*

Castor is outside the Spinx, manning his shop

*he's not as overt, but yes. if she ever finds out*

Immerral walks up, armor gleaming in the sunlight, semi-blindingly

Castor turns around, smiling and says, "Hello there, beautiful. I'm Castor, welcome to my shop, feel free to take a look around."

she smiles back. perception check if you want "thank you. I heard about this shop and thought i'd take a look around, with the tournament coming up and all"

*Are you asking to do one or nah? If so, I'll roll for deception*

Well, we have wares from every corner of the world. Feel free to take a look around and pick anything you like

*perception. and you can roll one, but I'm not telling you to. its optional*

"interesting" she looks around

*you like shopkeepers, don't you?*

*yep also for fun 6*

"Are you looking for anything in particular, for example, a special weapon or a new piece of armor?"

*use this*

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I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
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My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
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*:P*

*you open to rp?*

*Erebos or Castor?*

*if erebos talks to Immerral, they'll fight. let's go with castor*

*she will fight castor as well he's a changling murder who uses corpses as disguises and is a merchant*

Castor is outside the Spinx, manning his shop

*he's not as overt, but yes. if she ever finds out*

Immerral walks up, armor gleaming in the sunlight, semi-blindingly

Castor turns around, smiling and says, "Hello there, beautiful. I'm Castor, welcome to my shop, feel free to take a look around."

she smiles back. perception check if you want "thank you. I heard about this shop and thought i'd take a look around, with the tournament coming up and all"

*Are you asking to do one or nah? If so, I'll roll for deception*

Well, we have wares from every corner of the world. Feel free to take a look around and pick anything you like

*perception. and you can roll one, but I'm not telling you to. its optional*

"interesting" she looks around

*you like shopkeepers, don't you?*

*yep also for fun 6*

"Are you looking for anything in particular, for example, a special weapon or a new piece of armor?"

*nothing*

"I have a serviceable weapon and armor, but maybe some kind of passive effect..."

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Alignment: Neutral Evil

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*good end?*

*ye*

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*:P*

*you open to rp?*

*Erebos or Castor?*

*if erebos talks to Immerral, they'll fight. let's go with castor*

*she will fight castor as well he's a changling murder who uses corpses as disguises and is a merchant*

Castor is outside the Spinx, manning his shop

*he's not as overt, but yes. if she ever finds out*

Immerral walks up, armor gleaming in the sunlight, semi-blindingly

Castor turns around, smiling and says, "Hello there, beautiful. I'm Castor, welcome to my shop, feel free to take a look around."

she smiles back. perception check if you want "thank you. I heard about this shop and thought i'd take a look around, with the tournament coming up and all"

*Are you asking to do one or nah? If so, I'll roll for deception*

Well, we have wares from every corner of the world. Feel free to take a look around and pick anything you like

*perception. and you can roll one, but I'm not telling you to. its optional*

"interesting" she looks around

*you like shopkeepers, don't you?*

*yep also for fun 6*

"Are you looking for anything in particular, for example, a special weapon or a new piece of armor?"

*nothing*

"I have a serviceable weapon and armor, but maybe some kind of passive effect..."

"Hmm, perhaps a backup weapon or a necklace then?"

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