The drow woman is at the edge of the oasis, trying to see if there's anything in the desert beyond.
“There’s nothing out there but sand and wind, young lady.” Says a voice from behind her.
She whirls around, startled. "How do you know?"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
Edax is on the outside of the Oasis, tired and sprained from their travels across the baren lands. When they see the Oasis, a place of safety, they ponder for a moment, over if they should enter it.
The drow woman is at the edge of the oasis, trying to see if there's anything in the desert beyond.
“There’s nothing out there but sand and wind, young lady.” Says a voice from behind her.
She whirls around, startled. "How do you know?"
“I’ve been out there myself. Almost died. Nothing but rubble and the sun.” A gnome with white hair and a walking cane walks up next to her.
"Great. That means I'm stuck here." She sits down on the sand.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
The little stoat-person, dressed in pajamas, is standing in the shade of a tree. They reach a footpaw out into the light, then sort of whimpers and retracts it. They look up at the sky nervously.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The drow woman is at the edge of the oasis, trying to see if there's anything in the desert beyond.
“There’s nothing out there but sand and wind, young lady.” Says a voice from behind her.
She whirls around, startled. "How do you know?"
“I’ve been out there myself. Almost died. Nothing but rubble and the sun.” A gnome with white hair and a walking cane walks up next to her.
"Great. That means I'm stuck here." She sits down on the sand.
“There’s the oasis. You look competent enough to survive a dip in the Elements.”
She looks at the oasis again. "The portal goes both ways?"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
The drow woman is at the edge of the oasis, trying to see if there's anything in the desert beyond.
“There’s nothing out there but sand and wind, young lady.” Says a voice from behind her.
She whirls around, startled. "How do you know?"
“I’ve been out there myself. Almost died. Nothing but rubble and the sun.” A gnome with white hair and a walking cane walks up next to her.
"Great. That means I'm stuck here." She sits down on the sand.
“There’s the oasis. You look competent enough to survive a dip in the Elements.”
She looks at the oasis again. "The portal goes both ways?"
“If you can get to it. The pressure down there is mighty heavy.”
She takes out her spellbook and starts scribbling in it, seemingly forgetting that she was in the middle of a conversation. "If I cast water breathing, I should be able to stay down there as long as I need. How would I go deep enough, though?" She realizes that she left behind the conversation. "Oh, sorry, I got lost in my head. Thanks for the information!"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
The drow woman is at the edge of the oasis, trying to see if there's anything in the desert beyond.
“There’s nothing out there but sand and wind, young lady.” Says a voice from behind her.
She whirls around, startled. "How do you know?"
“I’ve been out there myself. Almost died. Nothing but rubble and the sun.” A gnome with white hair and a walking cane walks up next to her.
"Great. That means I'm stuck here." She sits down on the sand.
“There’s the oasis. You look competent enough to survive a dip in the Elements.”
She looks at the oasis again. "The portal goes both ways?"
“If you can get to it. The pressure down there is mighty heavy.”
She takes out her spellbook and starts scribbling in it, seemingly forgetting that she was in the middle of a conversation. "If I cast water breathing, I should be able to stay down there as long as I need. How would I go deep enough, though?" She realizes that she left behind the conversation. "Oh, sorry, I got lost in my head. Thanks for the information!"
“So eager to leave, why?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
She takes out her spellbook and starts scribbling in it, seemingly forgetting that she was in the middle of a conversation. "If I cast water breathing, I should be able to stay down there as long as I need. How would I go deep enough, though?" She realizes that she left behind the conversation. "Oh, sorry, I got lost in my head. Thanks for the information!"
“So eager to leave, why?”
"I'm supposed to be doing something right now. That [GP]ing spell scroll had the wrong teleportation sequence on it, so I ended up here."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
She takes out her spellbook and starts scribbling in it, seemingly forgetting that she was in the middle of a conversation. "If I cast water breathing, I should be able to stay down there as long as I need. How would I go deep enough, though?" She realizes that she left behind the conversation. "Oh, sorry, I got lost in my head. Thanks for the information!"
“So eager to leave, why?”
"I'm supposed to be doing something right now. That [GP]ing spell scroll had the wrong teleportation sequence on it, so I ended up here."
“How old are you? A hundred? Less?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
She takes out her spellbook and starts scribbling in it, seemingly forgetting that she was in the middle of a conversation. "If I cast water breathing, I should be able to stay down there as long as I need. How would I go deep enough, though?" She realizes that she left behind the conversation. "Oh, sorry, I got lost in my head. Thanks for the information!"
“So eager to leave, why?”
"I'm supposed to be doing something right now. That [GP]ing spell scroll had the wrong teleportation sequence on it, so I ended up here."
“How old are you? A hundred? Less?”
"I am 172 years old, thank you very much."Her pseudodragon crawls onto her head to hiss at you.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
She takes out her spellbook and starts scribbling in it, seemingly forgetting that she was in the middle of a conversation. "If I cast water breathing, I should be able to stay down there as long as I need. How would I go deep enough, though?" She realizes that she left behind the conversation. "Oh, sorry, I got lost in my head. Thanks for the information!"
“So eager to leave, why?”
"I'm supposed to be doing something right now. That [GP]ing spell scroll had the wrong teleportation sequence on it, so I ended up here."
“How old are you? A hundred? Less?”
"I am 172 years old, thank you very much."Her pseudodragon crawls onto her head to hiss at you.
“So you have more than 500 years in front of you. Theres no need to rush so much when you’re so young.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
She takes out her spellbook and starts scribbling in it, seemingly forgetting that she was in the middle of a conversation. "If I cast water breathing, I should be able to stay down there as long as I need. How would I go deep enough, though?" She realizes that she left behind the conversation. "Oh, sorry, I got lost in my head. Thanks for the information!"
“So eager to leave, why?”
"I'm supposed to be doing something right now. That [GP]ing spell scroll had the wrong teleportation sequence on it, so I ended up here."
“How old are you? A hundred? Less?”
"I am 172 years old, thank you very much." Her pseudodragon crawls onto her head to hiss at you.
“So you have more than 500 years in front of you. There's no need to rush so much when you’re so young.”
"Yeah, old man. I'm totally doing this at the pace I chose and not because my life depends at it."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
She takes out her spellbook and starts scribbling in it, seemingly forgetting that she was in the middle of a conversation. "If I cast water breathing, I should be able to stay down there as long as I need. How would I go deep enough, though?" She realizes that she left behind the conversation. "Oh, sorry, I got lost in my head. Thanks for the information!"
“So eager to leave, why?”
"I'm supposed to be doing something right now. That [GP]ing spell scroll had the wrong teleportation sequence on it, so I ended up here."
“How old are you? A hundred? Less?”
"I am 172 years old, thank you very much." Her pseudodragon crawls onto her head to hiss at you.
“So you have more than 500 years in front of you. There's no need to rush so much when you’re so young.”
"Yeah, old man. I'm totally doing this at the pace I chose and not because my life depends at it."
“Has Lolth really grown that desperate? Sending children on death missions?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
She takes out her spellbook and starts scribbling in it, seemingly forgetting that she was in the middle of a conversation. "If I cast water breathing, I should be able to stay down there as long as I need. How would I go deep enough, though?" She realizes that she left behind the conversation. "Oh, sorry, I got lost in my head. Thanks for the information!"
“So eager to leave, why?”
"I'm supposed to be doing something right now. That [GP]ing spell scroll had the wrong teleportation sequence on it, so I ended up here."
“How old are you? A hundred? Less?”
"I am 172 years old, thank you very much." Her pseudodragon crawls onto her head to hiss at you.
“So you have more than 500 years in front of you. There's no need to rush so much when you’re so young.”
"Yeah, old man. I'm totally doing this at the pace I chose and not because my life depends at it."
“Has Lolth really grown that desperate? Sending children on death missions?”
"I don't follow the gods blindly. This is me paying off a loan from a crime organization in Sigil."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
She takes out her spellbook and starts scribbling in it, seemingly forgetting that she was in the middle of a conversation. "If I cast water breathing, I should be able to stay down there as long as I need. How would I go deep enough, though?" She realizes that she left behind the conversation. "Oh, sorry, I got lost in my head. Thanks for the information!"
“So eager to leave, why?”
"I'm supposed to be doing something right now. That [GP]ing spell scroll had the wrong teleportation sequence on it, so I ended up here."
“How old are you? A hundred? Less?”
"I am 172 years old, thank you very much." Her pseudodragon crawls onto her head to hiss at you.
“So you have more than 500 years in front of you. There's no need to rush so much when you’re so young.”
"Yeah, old man. I'm totally doing this at the pace I chose and not because my life depends at it."
“Has Lolth really grown that desperate? Sending children on death missions?”
"I don't follow the gods blindly. This is me paying off a loan from a crime organization in Sigil."
“Ah, an escapee. You’re one of the lucky ones.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
"I don't follow the gods blindly. This is me paying off a loan from a crime organization in Sigil."
“Ah, an escapee. You’re one of the lucky ones.”
She sighs, still sitting down. "I don't feel very lucky. It's only a matter of time before they track me down. I really needed to steal that relic, but now I'm in the wrong place."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"I don't follow the gods blindly. This is me paying off a loan from a crime organization in Sigil."
“Ah, an escapee. You’re one of the lucky ones.”
She sighs, still sitting down. "I don't feel very lucky. It's only a matter of time before they track me down. I really needed to steal that relic, but now I'm in the wrong place."
“Better than the Pits.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
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She whirls around, startled. "How do you know?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
Edax is on the outside of the Oasis, tired and sprained from their travels across the baren lands. When they see the Oasis, a place of safety, they ponder for a moment, over if they should enter it.
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“I’ve been out there myself. Almost died. Nothing but rubble and the sun.” A gnome with white hair and a walking cane walks up next to her.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Great. That means I'm stuck here." She sits down on the sand.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
The little stoat-person, dressed in pajamas, is standing in the shade of a tree. They reach a footpaw out into the light, then sort of whimpers and retracts it. They look up at the sky nervously.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“There’s the oasis. You look competent enough to survive a dip in the Elements.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
She looks at the oasis again. "The portal goes both ways?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
“If you can get to it. The pressure down there is mighty heavy.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
She takes out her spellbook and starts scribbling in it, seemingly forgetting that she was in the middle of a conversation. "If I cast water breathing, I should be able to stay down there as long as I need. How would I go deep enough, though?" She realizes that she left behind the conversation. "Oh, sorry, I got lost in my head. Thanks for the information!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
“So eager to leave, why?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I'm supposed to be doing something right now. That [GP]ing spell scroll had the wrong teleportation sequence on it, so I ended up here."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
“How old are you? A hundred? Less?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I am 172 years old, thank you very much."Her pseudodragon crawls onto her head to hiss at you.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
“So you have more than 500 years in front of you. Theres no need to rush so much when you’re so young.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Yeah, old man. I'm totally doing this at the pace I chose and not because my life depends at it."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
“Has Lolth really grown that desperate? Sending children on death missions?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I don't follow the gods blindly. This is me paying off a loan from a crime organization in Sigil."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
“Ah, an escapee. You’re one of the lucky ones.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
She sighs, still sitting down. "I don't feel very lucky. It's only a matter of time before they track me down. I really needed to steal that relic, but now I'm in the wrong place."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
“Better than the Pits.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor