"I don't follow the gods blindly. This is me paying off a loan from a crime organization in Sigil."
“Ah, an escapee. You’re one of the lucky ones.”
She sighs, still sitting down. "I don't feel very lucky. It's only a matter of time before they track me down. I really needed to steal that relic, but now I'm in the wrong place."
“Better than the Pits.”
"Until I die, sure. Got any ideas about withstanding the pressure at the bottom of a lake?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"I don't follow the gods blindly. This is me paying off a loan from a crime organization in Sigil."
“Ah, an escapee. You’re one of the lucky ones.”
She sighs, still sitting down. "I don't feel very lucky. It's only a matter of time before they track me down. I really needed to steal that relic, but now I'm in the wrong place."
“Better than the Pits.”
"Until I die, sure. Got any ideas about withstanding the pressure at the bottom of a lake?"
“What do you have in that book that we can work with?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
"I don't follow the gods blindly. This is me paying off a loan from a crime organization in Sigil."
“Ah, an escapee. You’re one of the lucky ones.”
She sighs, still sitting down. "I don't feel very lucky. It's only a matter of time before they track me down. I really needed to steal that relic, but now I'm in the wrong place."
“Better than the Pits.”
"Until I die, sure. Got any ideas about withstanding the pressure at the bottom of a lake?"
“What do you have in that book that we can work with?”
She waves a hand dismissively. "Just some weaker spells and incantations. Nothing major."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"I don't follow the gods blindly. This is me paying off a loan from a crime organization in Sigil."
“Ah, an escapee. You’re one of the lucky ones.”
She sighs, still sitting down. "I don't feel very lucky. It's only a matter of time before they track me down. I really needed to steal that relic, but now I'm in the wrong place."
“Better than the Pits.”
"Until I die, sure. Got any ideas about withstanding the pressure at the bottom of a lake?"
“What do you have in that book that we can work with?”
She waves a hand dismissively. "Just some weaker spells and incantations. Nothing major."
“You can escape an infinite void with nothing but Mordinkainen’s Magnificent Mansion and patience.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
"I don't follow the gods blindly. This is me paying off a loan from a crime organization in Sigil."
“Ah, an escapee. You’re one of the lucky ones.”
She sighs, still sitting down. "I don't feel very lucky. It's only a matter of time before they track me down. I really needed to steal that relic, but now I'm in the wrong place."
“Better than the Pits.”
"Until I die, sure. Got any ideas about withstanding the pressure at the bottom of a lake?"
“What do you have in that book that we can work with?”
She waves a hand dismissively. "Just some weaker spells and incantations. Nothing major."
“You can escape an infinite void with nothing but Mordinkainen’s Magnificent Mansion and patience.”
"You can WHAT?!?" She looks at him, clearly surprised.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"I don't follow the gods blindly. This is me paying off a loan from a crime organization in Sigil."
“Ah, an escapee. You’re one of the lucky ones.”
She sighs, still sitting down. "I don't feel very lucky. It's only a matter of time before they track me down. I really needed to steal that relic, but now I'm in the wrong place."
“Better than the Pits.”
"Until I die, sure. Got any ideas about withstanding the pressure at the bottom of a lake?"
“What do you have in that book that we can work with?”
She waves a hand dismissively. "Just some weaker spells and incantations. Nothing major."
“You can escape an infinite void with nothing but Mordinkainen’s Magnificent Mansion and patience.”
"You can WHAT?!?" She looks at him, clearly surprised.
*RAW is so silly*
”I ask again. What do you have in that spellbook?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
"I don't follow the gods blindly. This is me paying off a loan from a crime organization in Sigil."
“Ah, an escapee. You’re one of the lucky ones.”
She sighs, still sitting down. "I don't feel very lucky. It's only a matter of time before they track me down. I really needed to steal that relic, but now I'm in the wrong place."
“Better than the Pits.”
"Until I die, sure. Got any ideas about withstanding the pressure at the bottom of a lake?"
“What do you have in that book that we can work with?”
She waves a hand dismissively. "Just some weaker spells and incantations. Nothing major."
“You can escape an infinite void with nothing but Mordinkainen’s Magnificent Mansion and patience.”
"You can WHAT?!?" She looks at him, clearly surprised.
*RAW is so silly*
”I ask again. What do you have in that spellbook?”
She begins to flip through it. "Uhhh... Spell to instantly summon dessert, but only when nobody around is in the mood for it... Multiply your strength by the amount of time it takes to cast this spell... Only takes one minute to cast, though... Oh! Here we go! Breathe underwater."
*the first two are just useless abilities from books I've read*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
She sighs, still sitting down. "I don't feel very lucky. It's only a matter of time before they track me down. I really needed to steal that relic, but now I'm in the wrong place."
“Better than the Pits.”
"Until I die, sure. Got any ideas about withstanding the pressure at the bottom of a lake?"
“What do you have in that book that we can work with?”
She waves a hand dismissively. "Just some weaker spells and incantations. Nothing major."
“You can escape an infinite void with nothing but Mordinkainen’s Magnificent Mansion and patience.”
"You can WHAT?!?" She looks at him, clearly surprised.
*RAW is so silly*
”I ask again. What do you have in that spellbook?”
She begins to flip through it. "Uhhh... Spell to instantly summon dessert, but only when nobody around is in the mood for it... Multiply your strength by the amount of time it takes to cast this spell... Only takes one minute to cast, though... Oh! Here we go! Breathe underwater."
*the first two are just useless abilities from books I've read*
“That gets rid of one of our two major roadblocks. We’ll need to be a little more creative with the second one. How do fish do it?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
She sighs, still sitting down. "I don't feel very lucky. It's only a matter of time before they track me down. I really needed to steal that relic, but now I'm in the wrong place."
“Better than the Pits.”
"Until I die, sure. Got any ideas about withstanding the pressure at the bottom of a lake?"
“What do you have in that book that we can work with?”
She waves a hand dismissively. "Just some weaker spells and incantations. Nothing major."
“You can escape an infinite void with nothing but Mordinkainen’s Magnificent Mansion and patience.”
"You can WHAT?!?" She looks at him, clearly surprised.
*RAW is so silly*
”I ask again. What do you have in that spellbook?”
She begins to flip through it. "Uhhh... Spell to instantly summon dessert, but only when nobody around is in the mood for it... Multiply your strength by the amount of time it takes to cast this spell... Only takes one minute to cast, though... Oh! Here we go! Breathe underwater."
*the first two are just useless abilities from books I've read*
“That gets rid of one of our two major roadblocks. We’ll need to be a little more creative with the second one. How do fish do it?”
"I'm not an outdoorsy type. Most of my fish knowledge is on how they taste."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
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"Until I die, sure. Got any ideas about withstanding the pressure at the bottom of a lake?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
“What do you have in that book that we can work with?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
She waves a hand dismissively. "Just some weaker spells and incantations. Nothing major."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
“You can escape an infinite void with nothing but Mordinkainen’s Magnificent Mansion and patience.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"You can WHAT?!?" She looks at him, clearly surprised.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
*RAW is so silly*
”I ask again. What do you have in that spellbook?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
She begins to flip through it. "Uhhh... Spell to instantly summon dessert, but only when nobody around is in the mood for it... Multiply your strength by the amount of time it takes to cast this spell... Only takes one minute to cast, though... Oh! Here we go! Breathe underwater."
*the first two are just useless abilities from books I've read*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
“That gets rid of one of our two major roadblocks. We’ll need to be a little more creative with the second one. How do fish do it?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I'm not an outdoorsy type. Most of my fish knowledge is on how they taste."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!