The bug in a jar is being carried around by a thin creature. The creature is calling out repeatedly, "King of the Fruiting Court! You have won your auction! Please come to receive your prize!"
The 'King' approaches from the other side of the market. People push to get away from his path. He reaches out to grab the jar as soon as he gets vaguely close. "Thank you."
The creature hands over the jar. "Okay, so this thing can survive without any assistance, since it is woven from the void. The Collector strongly recommends not removing it from its current enclosure, as its power quickly grows to the point of being uncontainable without the seals of binding applied. As per the agreement, we are not responsible for any injury, death, or loss of soul due to this creature. Bye!" The creature speaks extremely quickly, its words nearly impossible to decipher, before running off.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
He sighs and looks away. He sees something in a dark alley.
He approaches her, looking somewhat unsettled. "That's an interesting purchase. It will take a lot of refitting and tinkering to be a prosthetic, won't it?"
"Yeah, but look at this thing!" She holds it up triumphantly. "It's more than worth it, I'll say."
He takes a closer look. "Yeah, actually. It'll make a good base, and for only 10 or 20 gold, that's incredible."
The 'King' approaches from the other side of the market. People push to get away from his path. He reaches out to grab the jar as soon as he gets vaguely close. "Thank you."
The creature hands over the jar. "Okay, so this thing can survive without any assistance, since it is woven from the void. The Collector strongly recommends not removing it from its current enclosure, as its power quickly grows to the point of being uncontainable without the seals of binding applied. As per the agreement, we are not responsible for any injury, death, or loss of soul due to this creature. Bye!" The creature speaks extremely quickly, its words nearly impossible to decipher, before running off.
The shadowy giant takes a close look at the bug. "Hello there. How would you like to be set free?"
A horned man in a white robe is in the street outside a red tent. Outside is a notice reading 'Sixtus' Games and Auctions- Enter at your own Risk!'
a few ravens flit outside the red tent, walking towards it with intent
'Ah, hello there. Would you like to watch a game? Make a bet? Or perhaps participate yourself?'
"we will watch, for now"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"Nah, I sold it fair and square. Nothing to be done."
"are you sure? you could put your soul into our comglomeration. you could fly"
He takes a moment to consider it. "...Maybe. I don't want to get in trouble with the Horned King."
"is that who owns your soul?"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
He takes a moment to consider it. "...Maybe. I don't want to get in trouble with the Horned King."
"is that who owns your soul?"
"Yeah. Embodiment of sin and desire."
"another emboidement? it will be a pleasure to talk with him then"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
A man(?) is walking through the Market in a long black coat, large white feathery wings extending from his back and what looks like a rigid human spine in his hand. His skin is dark, with the only visible blemish being a white birthmark in the shape of a star above his left eye. He eyes all the unique creatures up for auction, but does not participate in any.
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I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
The 'King' approaches from the other side of the market. People push to get away from his path. He reaches out to grab the jar as soon as he gets vaguely close. "Thank you."
The creature hands over the jar. "Okay, so this thing can survive without any assistance, since it is woven from the void. The Collector strongly recommends not removing it from its current enclosure, as its power quickly grows to the point of being uncontainable without the seals of binding applied. As per the agreement, we are not responsible for any injury, death, or loss of soul due to this creature. Bye!" The creature speaks extremely quickly, its words nearly impossible to decipher, before running off.
The shadowy giant takes a close look at the bug. "Hello there. How would you like to be set free?"
The creature seems to be unable to move currently. The seals on the jar are glowing rather intensely.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
A horned man in a white robe is in the street outside a red tent. Outside is a notice reading 'Sixtus' Games and Auctions- Enter at your own Risk!'
A small, grey imp with orange eyes and large glasses walks over from a nearby stall where she had been selling smoked meats. She's dressed in old, faded clothes that were likely considered fancy before she got her claws on them and washed the blood and dust off them a thousand times. "Howdy! What kinds of games do you offer?"
A horned man in a white robe is in the street outside a red tent. Outside is a notice reading 'Sixtus' Games and Auctions- Enter at your own Risk!'
A woman walks into the tent. This woman seems to be a bard, as noted by the lute on her back
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Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitivewhen I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
A horned man in a white robe is in the street outside a red tent. Outside is a notice reading 'Sixtus' Games and Auctions- Enter at your own Risk!'
A small, grey imp with orange eyes and large glasses walks over from a nearby stall where she had been selling smoked meats. She's dressed in old, faded clothes that were likely considered fancy before she got her claws on them and washed the blood and dust off them a thousand times. "Howdy! What kinds of games do you offer?"
'Do you like the colour red?'. A glint enters the eye of the man
A horned man in a white robe is in the street outside a red tent. Outside is a notice reading 'Sixtus' Games and Auctions- Enter at your own Risk!'
A woman walks into the tent. This woman seems to be a bard, as noted by the lute on her back
*Hello? I think you might have missed my post*
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Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitivewhen I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
A small, grey imp with orange eyes and large glasses walks over from a nearby stall where she had been selling smoked meats. She's dressed in old, faded clothes that were likely considered fancy before she got her claws on them and washed the blood and dust off them a thousand times. "Howdy! What kinds of games do you offer?"
'Do you like the colour red?'. A glint enters the eye of the man
"I don't like that question." She replies matter-of-factly. "Red represents passion, whether love or rage. It's the color of sensation, and in the eyes of some, evil. I don't normally use the color red, unless you qualify pink."
A small, grey imp with orange eyes and large glasses walks over from a nearby stall where she had been selling smoked meats. She's dressed in old, faded clothes that were likely considered fancy before she got her claws on them and washed the blood and dust off them a thousand times. "Howdy! What kinds of games do you offer?"
'Do you like the colour red?'. A glint enters the eye of the man
"I don't like that question." She replies matter-of-factly. "Red represents passion, whether love or rage. It's the color of sensation, and in the eyes of some, evil. I don't normally use the color red, unless you qualify pink."
'Ok, then maybe I'll be a little more blunt about it. Do you like blood? Screams? Desperation? And the chance to win your fortune from it?'
He sighs and looks away. He sees something in a dark alley.
He approaches her, looking somewhat unsettled. "That's an interesting purchase. It will take a lot of refitting and tinkering to be a prosthetic, won't it?"
"Yeah, but look at this thing!" She holds it up triumphantly. "It's more than worth it, I'll say."
He takes a closer look. "Yeah, actually. It'll make a good base, and for only 10 or 20 gold, that's incredible."
"I paid 18, i think." She shrugs
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"I don't like that question." She replies matter-of-factly. "Red represents passion, whether love or rage. It's the color of sensation, and in the eyes of some, evil. I don't normally use the color red, unless you qualify pink."
'Ok, then maybe I'll be a little more blunt about it. Do you like blood? Screams? Desperation? And the chance to win your fortune from it?'
"Hm..." She rubs her chin. "Well, other than the noise, that just sounds like a normal day at work." She shrugs. "I'll have a go."
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The creature hands over the jar. "Okay, so this thing can survive without any assistance, since it is woven from the void. The Collector strongly recommends not removing it from its current enclosure, as its power quickly grows to the point of being uncontainable without the seals of binding applied. As per the agreement, we are not responsible for any injury, death, or loss of soul due to this creature. Bye!" The creature speaks extremely quickly, its words nearly impossible to decipher, before running off.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
He takes a closer look. "Yeah, actually. It'll make a good base, and for only 10 or 20 gold, that's incredible."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
He takes a moment to consider it. "...Maybe. I don't want to get in trouble with the Horned King."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
The shadowy giant takes a close look at the bug. "Hello there. How would you like to be set free?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
"we will watch, for now"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"is that who owns your soul?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Yeah. Embodiment of sin and desire."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
"another emboidement? it will be a pleasure to talk with him then"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The creature seems to be unable to move currently. The seals on the jar are glowing rather intensely.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
A horned man in a white robe is in the street outside a red tent. Outside is a notice reading 'Sixtus' Games and Auctions- Enter at your own Risk!'
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
A small, grey imp with orange eyes and large glasses walks over from a nearby stall where she had been selling smoked meats. She's dressed in old, faded clothes that were likely considered fancy before she got her claws on them and washed the blood and dust off them a thousand times. "Howdy! What kinds of games do you offer?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
A woman walks into the tent. This woman seems to be a bard, as noted by the lute on her back
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive when I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
'Do you like the colour red?'. A glint enters the eye of the man
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
*Hello? I think you might have missed my post*
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive when I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
"I don't like that question." She replies matter-of-factly. "Red represents passion, whether love or rage. It's the color of sensation, and in the eyes of some, evil. I don't normally use the color red, unless you qualify pink."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
'Ok, then maybe I'll be a little more blunt about it. Do you like blood? Screams? Desperation? And the chance to win your fortune from it?'
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
"I paid 18, i think." She shrugs
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
"Hm..." She rubs her chin. "Well, other than the noise, that just sounds like a normal day at work." She shrugs. "I'll have a go."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
An auction is about to begin in the gallery...
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose