*Cut with wendigo* The Fae screams, a discordant melody of thousands of voices. “Get off of me, you insolent child!” The venomous plants of The Fae’s dress burst outwards, stinging Thorne, the air clouded with poisonous fragrances. A storm of inky black tentacles burst outwards from a crack in reality, pushing Thorne onto the ground, thousands upon thousands of eyes peering into his soul.
Thorne seems unfazed, staring at her "Child?.. you think me a child?"
"Yes. You are a child, stumbling through the world, toying with powers far beyond your comprehension. You are young. You are small. You. Are. Weak."
Thorne sighs and extends a hand "Peer into my mind, perhaps I can show you how old I am.."
Wordlessly, the Fae grasps Thorne's hand.
Stars exploding into galaxies, one angelic man with the head of a dog watching them form inot new worlds. Galaxies, black holes, the very center of the universe all being made before time itself existed. The slow decay of this angelic man, turning him into something horrid. A mindless beast that hunger for flesh that has decayed and grown old
"... Interesting. It is rare to encounter one as old as myself... And yet, with all that age, you are still so childish. Naive. Foolish. You think yourself superior to me. You acted almost... parental. Like I said, naive and foolish. Now, pardon me, but I am afraid I left my potentially world ending collecting machine on. I must turn it off before it realizes that it can store more than just physical things within it's walls. So, unless you want the concept of existence itself to be under it's control, please excuse my sudden departure, child."
"I am parental because you are acting like a child. You do not need to panic, it will make things much much worse, believe me."
The auctioneer is on their break in the Rose, sitting at the bar and barely paying attention to anything but their drink. They still wear their red gala mask, but their bowtie is undone and their hat is nowhere to be found.
Thorne walks over, his cane tapping against the ground "Hello"
They look up at him, their expression unreadable behind their mask. "If you've any business regarding the auctions, bugger off. I'm on my break."
"Very sorry, but I require your resources." They said, pulling a note from his pocket, nearly 10,000 gold worth. "I require a human child, preferably around 1-10 in human years."
They almost choke on their drink when they see the money. Then they recompose themself, clearing their throat. "That could definitely be arranged."
"Have it ready by today, tomorrow at latest."
They seize the money with one hand and shake his hand vigorously with the other. "Sir, for this, you'll get it at once!"
*bonk*
He nods and ushers them off "Go now."
They snap their fingers and dissapear into thin air. When they re-appear, they're carrying a child on their back, piggyback style. They half-push the child off their back, dropping them onto the floor with an unceremonious thud. "There you are, sir, one fresh human child!"
He blinks and nods, tilting his head "so it seems you do. Many thanks."
The child, who looks to be nine or thereabouts, seems a bit scared of Thorne. They dart behind the auctioneer's legs, peeking at his skull from under a curtain of long untidy black hair. The auctioneer sighs and pushes them gently forward. "Go on, blue."
*for wndo*
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The auctioneer is on their break in the Rose, sitting at the bar and barely paying attention to anything but their drink. They still wear their red gala mask, but their bowtie is undone and their hat is nowhere to be found.
Thorne walks over, his cane tapping against the ground "Hello"
They look up at him, their expression unreadable behind their mask. "If you've any business regarding the auctions, bugger off. I'm on my break."
"Very sorry, but I require your resources." They said, pulling a note from his pocket, nearly 10,000 gold worth. "I require a human child, preferably around 1-10 in human years."
They almost choke on their drink when they see the money. Then they recompose themself, clearing their throat. "That could definitely be arranged."
"Have it ready by today, tomorrow at latest."
They seize the money with one hand and shake his hand vigorously with the other. "Sir, for this, you'll get it at once!"
*bonk*
He nods and ushers them off "Go now."
They snap their fingers and dissapear into thin air. When they re-appear, they're carrying a child on their back, piggyback style. They half-push the child off their back, dropping them onto the floor with an unceremonious thud. "There you are, sir, one fresh human child!"
He blinks and nods, tilting his head "so it seems you do. Many thanks."
The child, who looks to be nine or thereabouts, seems a bit scared of Thorne. They dart behind the auctioneer's legs, peeking at his skull from under a curtain of long untidy black hair. The auctioneer sighs and pushes them gently forward. "Go on, blue."
*for wndo*
Thorne watches before kneeling down. He lifts his veil, his own canine-esque skull staring back. The empty eye sockets have a single pinprick of red light in each for eyes. "Hello little one."
Willow is sitting in the Silver Rose, eating a small, sugary treat.
*Yes, I'm saying it wrong on purpose to annoy people.*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
the upper torso of the raven Man is flying down the street, another raven leading a toddler. they're looking for Thorne
Thorne is sitting at a cafe, sipping tea while reading
"aha!" they croak, waving. "we got you a kid. no fuss or muss, like we said!"
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Willow is sitting in the Silver Rose, eating a small, sugary treat.
*Yes, I'm saying it wrong on purpose to annoy people.*
*:P*
A catlike puca in red robes and glasses walks in, seemingly nervous.
She waves, smiling.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Willow is sitting in the Silver Rose, eating a small, sugary treat.
*Yes, I'm saying it wrong on purpose to annoy people.*
*:P*
A catlike puca in red robes and glasses walks in, seemingly nervous.
She waves, smiling.
"Oh, um, hi." He seems kind of nervous and shy
*what does Willow look like?*
*short, dark-skinned, black hair that looks like willow branches*
"Hi! Are you new here?"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The auctioneer is on their break in the Rose, sitting at the bar and barely paying attention to anything but their drink. They still wear their red gala mask, but their bowtie is undone and their hat is nowhere to be found.
Thorne walks over, his cane tapping against the ground "Hello"
They look up at him, their expression unreadable behind their mask. "If you've any business regarding the auctions, bugger off. I'm on my break."
"Very sorry, but I require your resources." They said, pulling a note from his pocket, nearly 10,000 gold worth. "I require a human child, preferably around 1-10 in human years."
They almost choke on their drink when they see the money. Then they recompose themself, clearing their throat. "That could definitely be arranged."
"Have it ready by today, tomorrow at latest."
They seize the money with one hand and shake his hand vigorously with the other. "Sir, for this, you'll get it at once!"
*bonk*
He nods and ushers them off "Go now."
They snap their fingers and dissapear into thin air. When they re-appear, they're carrying a child on their back, piggyback style. They half-push the child off their back, dropping them onto the floor with an unceremonious thud. "There you are, sir, one fresh human child!"
He blinks and nods, tilting his head "so it seems you do. Many thanks."
The child, who looks to be nine or thereabouts, seems a bit scared of Thorne. They dart behind the auctioneer's legs, peeking at his skull from under a curtain of long untidy black hair. The auctioneer sighs and pushes them gently forward. "Go on, blue."
*for wndo*
Thorne watches before kneeling down. He lifts his veil, his own canine-esque skull staring back. The empty eye sockets have a single pinprick of red light in each for eyes. "Hello little one."
*oops i thought they saw the skull forgor about his veil its fine though* "The kid can't talk." The auctioneer steps in with a matter-of-fact tone, "They use some form of... primitive human sign? I'm frankly not sure what it is or what any of it means, but they can understand just fine. No refunds."
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Willow is sitting in the Silver Rose, eating a small, sugary treat.
*Yes, I'm saying it wrong on purpose to annoy people.*
*:P*
A catlike puca in red robes and glasses walks in, seemingly nervous.
She waves, smiling.
"Oh, um, hi." He seems kind of nervous and shy
*what does Willow look like?*
*short, dark-skinned, black hair that looks like willow branches*
"Hi! Are you new here?"
*k thx*
"Um, yeah."
*I would draw my char if I was better at drawing people*
*also fun fact about me on taverns: I can make any char as long as it's me, so nerdy and shy and stuff*
"The market's a lot bigger than I thought it would be."
*relatable*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
*I shall return Theo to his natural state: anxiety*
The miniature mage is sleeping in a dark corner of the Rose & Silver, the shadows around him rippling as bones seem to boil up from the umbra. He's curled up into a ball, guarded by the vigilant death knight.
Willow is sitting in the Silver Rose, eating a small, sugary treat.
*Yes, I'm saying it wrong on purpose to annoy people.*
*:P*
A catlike puca in red robes and glasses walks in, seemingly nervous.
She waves, smiling.
"Oh, um, hi." He seems kind of nervous and shy
*what does Willow look like?*
*short, dark-skinned, black hair that looks like willow branches*
"Hi! Are you new here?"
*k thx*
"Um, yeah."
*I would draw my char if I was better at drawing people*
*also fun fact about me on taverns: I can make any char as long as it's me, so nerdy and shy and stuff*
"The market's a lot bigger than I thought it would be."
*relatable*
"True."
*:P* *might also make him like messing with clockwork stuff kinda like how I like building models*
Willow seems to open up a little bit, since she's around another shy person. "What's the best thing you've seen so far? I saw these neat glass globes with landscapes inside."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The Raven Man is wandering through the crimson gallery, with a human toddler in tow. they're trying to play it cool, but the toddler makes it hard
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The Raven Man is wandering through the crimson gallery, with a human toddler in tow. they're trying to play it cool, but the toddler makes it hard
A pair of glowing eyes open in a dark corner. "That kid... their parents, see... they're lookin' for em'... said they saw a crow leadin' em' away, and you're the only blackbirds we've seen down here."
Several more sets of eyes light up as skeletons in fancy suits manifest from the shadows, armed with tommy guns. A bag of coins is tossed to the ground. "Take the money and walk away, or whatever it is you bird folks do."
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Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
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"I am parental because you are acting like a child. You do not need to panic, it will make things much much worse, believe me."
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*for wndo*
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
Thorne watches before kneeling down. He lifts his veil, his own canine-esque skull staring back. The empty eye sockets have a single pinprick of red light in each for eyes. "Hello little one."
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
Sundew is on the roof of the storerooms.
Willow is sitting in the Silver Rose, eating a small, sugary treat.
*Yes, I'm saying it wrong on purpose to annoy people.*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Still waiting for Flygon to get anything special.
*:P*
A catlike puca in red robes and glasses walks in, seemingly nervous.
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
"aha!" they croak, waving. "we got you a kid. no fuss or muss, like we said!"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
She waves, smiling.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Still waiting for Flygon to get anything special.
A small cat scurries across the ground, sniffing and licking up scraps. They’re a gray tabby, eyes a bright bluish gray. They seem extremely hungry.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
"Oh, um, hi." He seems kind of nervous and shy
*what does Willow look like?*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
*short, dark-skinned, black hair that looks like willow branches*
"Hi! Are you new here?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Still waiting for Flygon to get anything special.
*oops i thought they saw the skull forgor about his veil its fine though*
"The kid can't talk." The auctioneer steps in with a matter-of-fact tone, "They use some form of... primitive human sign? I'm frankly not sure what it is or what any of it means, but they can understand just fine. No refunds."
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Still waiting for Flygon to get anything special.
*k thx*
"Um, yeah."
*I would draw my char if I was better at drawing people*
*also fun fact about me on taverns: I can make any char as long as it's me, so nerdy and introverted and stuff*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
"The market's a lot bigger than I thought it would be."
*relatable*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Still waiting for Flygon to get anything special.
*I shall return Theo to his natural state: anxiety*
The miniature mage is sleeping in a dark corner of the Rose & Silver, the shadows around him rippling as bones seem to boil up from the umbra. He's curled up into a ball, guarded by the vigilant death knight.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"True."
*:P*
*might also make him like messing with clockwork stuff kinda like how I like building models*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
Willow seems to open up a little bit, since she's around another shy person. "What's the best thing you've seen so far? I saw these neat glass globes with landscapes inside."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Still waiting for Flygon to get anything special.
The Raven Man is wandering through the crimson gallery, with a human toddler in tow. they're trying to play it cool, but the toddler makes it hard
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Sundew walks up. "Hey, why do you have a kid with you? Are they yours?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Still waiting for Flygon to get anything special.
A pair of glowing eyes open in a dark corner. "That kid... their parents, see... they're lookin' for em'... said they saw a crow leadin' em' away, and you're the only blackbirds we've seen down here."
Several more sets of eyes light up as skeletons in fancy suits manifest from the shadows, armed with tommy guns. A bag of coins is tossed to the ground. "Take the money and walk away, or whatever it is you bird folks do."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels