"If you would like to." He stands, gently taking the boy's hand. His clothes are ill-fitting for his lanky frame. He looks like he was stretched out and placed into a skin two sizes too small. "But you won't be able to steer as well if you're hungry. I know where they keep the vegetables. I've pressed some oil already, so we can have french fries."
"Okay..." He murmurs.
"How about tempura onion and eggplant? I like to carve my eggplant into dinosaurs. I think it tastes better if you have fun with it." He tilts his head, examining Aer's expression. "We have some meat-like stuff too. And chocolate milk."
"If you would like to." He stands, gently taking the boy's hand. His clothes are ill-fitting for his lanky frame. He looks like he was stretched out and placed into a skin two sizes too small. "But you won't be able to steer as well if you're hungry. I know where they keep the vegetables. I've pressed some oil already, so we can have french fries."
"Okay..." He murmurs.
"How about tempura onion and eggplant? I like to carve my eggplant into dinosaurs. I think it tastes better if you have fun with it." He tilts his head, examining Aer's expression. "We have some meat-like stuff too. And chocolate milk."
His eyes light up when he says chocolate milk, then grow sad again. "Dinosaur eggplants... please." He murmurs.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Muffled banging and shouting can be heard coming from the direction of the cryogenics wing.
A shifter calmly approaches the pod, waves to the person inside, and holds up a knife, as if asking for permission
They nod frantically.
They insert the knife into the seal, sliding it down the seal, breaking it. Then, fur rapidly grows from their exposed skin, their teeth elongate into fangs and their muscles bulge under their tight clothing as they rip the door open.
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
"How about tempura onion and eggplant? I like to carve my eggplant into dinosaurs. I think it tastes better if you have fun with it." He tilts his head, examining Aer's expression. "We have some meat-like stuff too. And chocolate milk."
His eyes light up when he says chocolate milk, then grow sad again. "Dinosaur eggplants... please." He murmurs.
The monster nods, then leads him to the dining area. "I'll be just a moment, friend. I need to go to my garden to get the stuff."
"How about tempura onion and eggplant? I like to carve my eggplant into dinosaurs. I think it tastes better if you have fun with it." He tilts his head, examining Aer's expression. "We have some meat-like stuff too. And chocolate milk."
His eyes light up when he says chocolate milk, then grow sad again. "Dinosaur eggplants... please." He murmurs.
The monster nods, then leads him to the dining area. "I'll be just a moment, friend. I need to go to my garden to get the stuff."
"There's a garden?"
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Muffled banging and shouting can be heard coming from the direction of the cryogenics wing.
A shifter calmly approaches the pod, waves to the person inside, and holds up a knife, as if asking for permission
They nod frantically.
They insert the knife into the seal, sliding it down the seal, breaking it. Then, fur rapidly grows from their exposed skin, their teeth elongate into fangs and their muscles bulge under their tight clothing as they rip the door open.
"Thanks." He's a half-elf, he looks about 18 to 20.
Muffled banging and shouting can be heard coming from the direction of the cryogenics wing.
A shifter calmly approaches the pod, waves to the person inside, and holds up a knife, as if asking for permission
They nod frantically.
They insert the knife into the seal, sliding it down the seal, breaking it. Then, fur rapidly grows from their exposed skin, their teeth elongate into fangs and their muscles bulge under their tight clothing as they rip the door open.
"Thanks." He's a half-elf, he looks about 18 to 20.
The shifter’s bestial traits fade, leaving a child that barely looks 13. Offering the half elf a hand, they respond “Well I couldn’t just leave you in there, you were making way too much noise! I’m Kand, who’re you?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Thanks." He's a half-elf, he looks about 18 to 20.
The shifter’s bestial traits fade, leaving a child that barely looks 13. Offering the half elf a hand, they respond “Well I couldn’t just leave you in there, you were making way too much noise! I’m Kand, who’re you?”
The monster nods, then leads him to the dining area. "I'll be just a moment, friend. I need to go to my garden to get the stuff."
"There's a garden?"
"There is now." He laughs. "I... ripped out a few panels and filled the empty spaces with compost. It's hard to grow food on a ship. Besides, the dirt has been soft enough for me to sleep in since I found where they store the worms."
The monster nods, then leads him to the dining area. "I'll be just a moment, friend. I need to go to my garden to get the stuff."
"There's a garden?"
"There is now." He laughs. "I... ripped out a few panels and filled the empty spaces with compost. It's hard to grow food on a ship. Besides, the dirt has been soft enough for me to sleep in since I found where they store the worms."
"So you've been out for a while..."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
"Thanks." He's a half-elf, he looks about 18 to 20.
The shifter’s bestial traits fade, leaving a child that barely looks 13. Offering the half elf a hand, they respond “Well I couldn’t just leave you in there, you were making way too much noise! I’m Kand, who’re you?”
"Hah. I'm James."
“Well then James, welcome aboard the steel coffin flying through the infinite abyss of nothingness!”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Thanks." He's a half-elf, he looks about 18 to 20.
The shifter’s bestial traits fade, leaving a child that barely looks 13. Offering the half elf a hand, they respond “Well I couldn’t just leave you in there, you were making way too much noise! I’m Kand, who’re you?”
"Hah. I'm James."
“Well then James, welcome aboard the steel coffin flying through the infinite abyss of nothingness!”
"Thanks." He's a half-elf, he looks about 18 to 20.
The shifter’s bestial traits fade, leaving a child that barely looks 13. Offering the half elf a hand, they respond “Well I couldn’t just leave you in there, you were making way too much noise! I’m Kand, who’re you?”
"Hah. I'm James."
“Well then James, welcome aboard the steel coffin flying through the infinite abyss of nothingness!”
"Um. Oh."
“You don’t talk much, do you James?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
"There is now." He laughs. "I... ripped out a few panels and filled the empty spaces with compost. It's hard to grow food on a ship. Besides, the dirt has been soft enough for me to sleep in since I found where they store the worms."
"So you've been out for a while..."
He suddenly looks truly sad. "Yes... but I hoped I would be the only one. I haven't grown as strong as my brothers and sisters back home, but I grew craftier. I've been able to sustain myself despite the lack of life on the ship. From what I gather, there were supposed to be people who were up the whole trip, but I never found any." He ruffles his hair with his emaciated hands. "I've been so alone... and I can't eat the synthetic meat they have."
"There is now." He laughs. "I... ripped out a few panels and filled the empty spaces with compost. It's hard to grow food on a ship. Besides, the dirt has been soft enough for me to sleep in since I found where they store the worms."
"So you've been out for a while..."
He suddenly looks truly sad. "Yes... but I hoped I would be the only one. I haven't grown as strong as my brothers and sisters back home, but I grew craftier. I've been able to sustain myself despite the lack of life on the ship. From what I gather, there were supposed to be people who were up the whole trip, but I never found any." He ruffles his hair with his emaciated hands. "I've been so alone... and I can't eat the synthetic meat they have."
"Maybe we can help each other..."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
“Well then James, welcome aboard the steel coffin flying through the infinite abyss of nothingness!”
"Um. Oh."
“You don’t talk much, do you James?”
"Not really."
*yet another character that's just me*
“Are you hungry? I’m part of the distribution team for food and water.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
They nod frantically.
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
"How about tempura onion and eggplant? I like to carve my eggplant into dinosaurs. I think it tastes better if you have fun with it." He tilts his head, examining Aer's expression. "We have some meat-like stuff too. And chocolate milk."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
His eyes light up when he says chocolate milk, then grow sad again. "Dinosaur eggplants... please." He murmurs.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
They insert the knife into the seal, sliding it down the seal, breaking it. Then, fur rapidly grows from their exposed skin, their teeth elongate into fangs and their muscles bulge under their tight clothing as they rip the door open.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The monster nods, then leads him to the dining area. "I'll be just a moment, friend. I need to go to my garden to get the stuff."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
"There's a garden?"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"Thanks." He's a half-elf, he looks about 18 to 20.
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
The shifter’s bestial traits fade, leaving a child that barely looks 13. Offering the half elf a hand, they respond “Well I couldn’t just leave you in there, you were making way too much noise! I’m Kand, who’re you?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Hah. I'm James."
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
"There is now." He laughs. "I... ripped out a few panels and filled the empty spaces with compost. It's hard to grow food on a ship. Besides, the dirt has been soft enough for me to sleep in since I found where they store the worms."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
"So you've been out for a while..."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
“Well then James, welcome aboard the steel coffin flying through the infinite abyss of nothingness!”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Um. Oh."
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
“You don’t talk much, do you James?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
He suddenly looks truly sad. "Yes... but I hoped I would be the only one. I haven't grown as strong as my brothers and sisters back home, but I grew craftier. I've been able to sustain myself despite the lack of life on the ship. From what I gather, there were supposed to be people who were up the whole trip, but I never found any." He ruffles his hair with his emaciated hands. "I've been so alone... and I can't eat the synthetic meat they have."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
"Not really."
*yet another character that's just me*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
"Maybe we can help each other..."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
“Are you hungry? I’m part of the distribution team for food and water.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Well, that was a headrush... Superman type stuff"
A man with long matted hair put into eight nice braids, bronzed skin, and black raven wings crawls out of one of the cryo-pods, rubbing his head.
"Hey, anybody here? I need to hit the head..."
Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
"I'm not hungry right now, but I'd definitely take some water."
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig