An argument is taking place in the Killer Taco shop
A scrawny blond dude is investigating an abandoned storeroom
Hornet waddles in, and immediately starts investigating the storeroom, looking for anything valuable.
'Uh, hey there. What ya looking for?'
Hornet writes out a note. “Shinies. You a shiny?”
'Nah. I usually look for shiny things. But today, got important business'
“What business? I wanna help.” She scribbles out. “Do you know sign language?”
'Can't say I do, sorry. But have ya seen a dude in a hazmat suit? Or guys in white tuxedoes?'
Hornet speaks now. “I killed a few of them… if that counts?”
'Ya did? That's awesome. What did ya know about them?'
“Blood looked kinda chunky. May I join you?”
'Yeah, sure. We're hiding out in the air vents, got ourselves a nice little den for our pack down there'
“Pack? Also, is killing allowed?”
'Our pack. We're kind of an interuniversal band of brothers. Killing, um, sure. Do what ya got to. But not, like, torture or anything. We're meant to be the good guys'
“Mmmm. Okay.” All of a sudden , hornet disappears into the darkened room, then reappears behind the boy, holding her needle to his throat. “And exactly what is it you do?”
'Hey, hey, hey. We don't do anything. We just kinda run and hide. I mean, some of us are healers, demon hunters, freedom fighters, but we're just guys trying to do our best in the world. And not giving a GP about the rules that don't mean anything'
“Ah. So you are all male. I see the catch.”
'Yeah, but that's only cause we're all the same guy'
“Well. Would I be joined into this.. hive mind if I joined you?”
'Nah, we're not a hive mind, at least, I don't think we are. Our primary hypothesis is that we're some kind of universal constant- every universe has it's own version of us. And thanks to the cruise, we all came together. Outsiders are welcome though. As long as they're not affiliated with Cato'
'Nah, we're not a hive mind, at least, I don't think we are. Our primary hypothesis is that we're some kind of universal constant- every universe has it's own version of us. And thanks to the cruise, we all came together. Outsiders are welcome though. As long as they're not affiliated with Cato'
'Nah, we're not a hive mind, at least, I don't think we are. Our primary hypothesis is that we're some kind of universal constant- every universe has it's own version of us. And thanks to the cruise, we all came together. Outsiders are welcome though. As long as they're not affiliated with Cato'
“Ah, understood. Now, who do we kill?”
'Cato. The organisation who's been hunting us down. The guys in the white tuxedoes, the hazmat dude is one of them but they kinda demoted him'
a confused warforged is wandering around. he must have been picked up and thought to have been some junk, but powered up after leaving Eberron.
"what is this place?"
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he/him u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
A strange horned brass-colored being is sitting in a booth, staring at a candle while casting Prestidigitation over and over on it, clearly a bit bored as his staff lays limply by his side.
a confused warforged is wandering around. he must have been picked up and thought to have been some junk, but powered up after leaving Eberron.
"what is this place?"
*would rp but I gtg pretty soon.*
:(
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he/him u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
'Nah, we're not a hive mind, at least, I don't think we are. Our primary hypothesis is that we're some kind of universal constant- every universe has it's own version of us. And thanks to the cruise, we all came together. Outsiders are welcome though. As long as they're not affiliated with Cato'
“Ah, understood. Now, who do we kill?”
'Cato. The organisation who's been hunting us down. The guys in the white tuxedoes, the hazmat dude is one of them but they kinda demoted him'
“Ah, got it.” Hornet walks away, then comes back about thirty minutes later with the body of a guy in a white tux. “This good?”
'Nah, we're not a hive mind, at least, I don't think we are. Our primary hypothesis is that we're some kind of universal constant- every universe has it's own version of us. And thanks to the cruise, we all came together. Outsiders are welcome though. As long as they're not affiliated with Cato'
“Ah, understood. Now, who do we kill?”
'Cato. The organisation who's been hunting us down. The guys in the white tuxedoes, the hazmat dude is one of them but they kinda demoted him'
“Ah, got it.” Hornet walks away, then comes back about thirty minutes later with the body of a guy in a white tux. “This good?”
*I'm not really feeling scurvy Dave here. I'll just say he got off sometime, to menace another world*
*time to think of a new character...*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
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“Well. Would I be joined into this.. hive mind if I joined you?”
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
'Nah, we're not a hive mind, at least, I don't think we are. Our primary hypothesis is that we're some kind of universal constant- every universe has it's own version of us. And thanks to the cruise, we all came together. Outsiders are welcome though. As long as they're not affiliated with Cato'
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*ah, chain cut*
No more posting. Sorry!
“Ah, understood. Now, who do we kill?”
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
'Cato. The organisation who's been hunting us down. The guys in the white tuxedoes, the hazmat dude is one of them but they kinda demoted him'
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
"hello?"
a confused warforged is wandering around. he must have been picked up and thought to have been some junk, but powered up after leaving Eberron.
"what is this place?"
he/him u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
*would rp but I gtg pretty soon.*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/154753139
A strange horned brass-colored being is sitting in a booth, staring at a candle while casting Prestidigitation over and over on it, clearly a bit bored as his staff lays limply by his side.
No more posting. Sorry!
:(
he/him u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
“Ah, got it.” Hornet walks away, then comes back about thirty minutes later with the body of a guy in a white tux. “This good?”
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
'How ya manage that?'
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
*I'm not really feeling scurvy Dave here. I'll just say he got off sometime, to menace another world*
*time to think of a new character...*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life