*I’ve got a friendly bard who is currently robbing the storage room so prolly inavailable, evil flower girl, some crewmates, Bríz, and a dog pretending to be a dragon.*
*DOG*
The talking doggie is rummaging around the market, picking up scraps of food.
*I take it back rogue is incredibly broken I'm always guarenteed to get a 25 or higher on a stealth roll without disadvantage*
*Rogue is very broken :3
Rogues and paladins are my favorite classes.*
*What happens next?*
*whoops…*
Duan and Hornet manage to easily sneak past the guards. There is, however, a door blocking the next room. “I’ll distract them. You pick the lock.” Duan whispers.
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Duan strides up to the guards and starts chatting with them. After the lock is picked, he casts a spell on the guards to make them leave. “We don’t have much time. I made a mistake. The bracelet probably tracked this.”
Hornet goes inside the room, and starts putting everything she can into her backpack.
*I take it back rogue is incredibly broken I'm always guarenteed to get a 25 or higher on a stealth roll without disadvantage*
*Rogue is very broken :3
Rogues and paladins are my favorite classes.*
*What happens next?*
*whoops…*
Duan and Hornet manage to easily sneak past the guards. There is, however, a door blocking the next room. “I’ll distract them. You pick the lock.” Duan whispers.
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Duan strides up to the guards and starts chatting with them. After the lock is picked, he casts a spell on the guards to make them leave. “We don’t have much time. I made a mistake. The bracelet probably tracked this.”
Hornet goes inside the room, and starts putting everything she can into her backpack.
The room is covered in crates, filled with the ship currency. Along every wall is a door leading into another room.
“This feels too easy.” Duan whispers.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
*I’ve got a friendly bard who is currently robbing the storage room so prolly inavailable, evil flower girl, some crewmates, Bríz, and a dog pretending to be a dragon.*
*DOG*
The talking doggie is rummaging around the market, picking up scraps of food.
The knight walks up behind it.
What are you doing?
*just going to put what it writes in italics*
The dog looks up in confusion. “Wha-yo-doobing? Oh! What you doing! I’m looking for food!”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Because everyone here looks at me and feels creeped out, but I’m just a girl.
*Uh… we have a lot of girls here… I’d suggest you go promote yourself in advertisements tbh. Our little community isn’t used to people who PM others trying to sell art.*
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
The talking doggie is rummaging around the market, picking up scraps of food.
The knight walks up behind it.
What are you doing?
*just going to put what it writes in italics*
The dog looks up in confusion. “Wha-yo-doobing? Oh! What you doing! I’m looking for food!”
Why?
“Uh- double u, h, y. Why? Oh! I’m hungry, and I can’t find my owner anywhere.”
Could I help?
The dog closes its eyes, thinking hard. “I’m sorry… I can’t really read that well… Do you do sign language? I know a little bit of that, although no opposable thumbs so I can’t speak it.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
I’m not here to just sell art, so what’s so creepy about this?
*You’re not really being creepy tbh, just this is a roleplay thread. Usually in roleplay threads we speak like *this.* And we roleplay. If you’d like, we can move this conversation to a different thread, like Onions are Like Worms or Last Comment Wins.*
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
The talking doggie is rummaging around the market, picking up scraps of food.
The knight walks up behind it.
What are you doing?
*just going to put what it writes in italics*
The dog looks up in confusion. “Wha-yo-doobing? Oh! What you doing! I’m looking for food!”
Why?
“Uh- double u, h, y. Why? Oh! I’m hungry, and I can’t find my owner anywhere.”
Could I help?
The dog closes its eyes, thinking hard. “I’m sorry… I can’t really read that well… Do you do sign language? I know a little bit of that, although no opposable thumbs so I can’t speak it.”
"Yes" the knight signs
*I gave it sign language cause Aspen gave hornet it and it was a good idea tbh*
I’m not here to just sell art, so what’s so creepy about this?
Because almost nobody has ever done this. So we dont know how to react
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
The talking doggie is rummaging around the market, picking up scraps of food.
The knight walks up behind it.
What are you doing?
*just going to put what it writes in italics*
The dog looks up in confusion. “Wha-yo-doobing? Oh! What you doing! I’m looking for food!”
Why?
“Uh- double u, h, y. Why? Oh! I’m hungry, and I can’t find my owner anywhere.”
Could I help?
The dog closes its eyes, thinking hard. “I’m sorry… I can’t really read that well… Do you do sign language? I know a little bit of that, although no opposable thumbs so I can’t speak it.”
"Yes" the knight signs
*I gave it sign language cause Aspen gave hornet it and it was a good idea tbh*
“Oh! Great!” The doggie says. “I’m Elianthon, but you can call me Eli!”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
In the marketplace, a large insect is kneeling in front of a stall. A Rhinoceros Beetle to be exact, with a majority of its maroon exoskeleton covered by padded red armor reminiscent of that of a Japanese Samurai. Its eyes appear permanently closed, a large scar running through both. Upon its back sits a small, four armed, four legged, humanoid (Japanese Emperor) caterpillar, who is cloaked in a fabric(?) with patterns such as those on butterfly wings. They are bartering with the person running the stall over what appears to be some arcane disk.
*Okay i REALLY have to go now*
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
The knight walks up behind it.
What are you doing?
*just going to put what it writes in italics*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
*Bye*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
Hornet goes inside the room, and starts putting everything she can into her backpack.
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
*why?*
*also please put out of character talking between asterisks*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
The room is covered in crates, filled with the ship currency. Along every wall is a door leading into another room.
“This feels too easy.” Duan whispers.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
The dog looks up in confusion. “Wha-yo-doobing? Oh! What you doing! I’m looking for food!”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
*I don't think they do*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
Why?
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
*Uh… we have a lot of girls here… I’d suggest you go promote yourself in advertisements tbh. Our little community isn’t used to people who PM others trying to sell art.*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
“Uh- double u, h, y. Why? Oh! I’m hungry, and I can’t find my owner anywhere.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
Could I help?
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
The dog closes its eyes, thinking hard. “I’m sorry… I can’t really read that well… Do you do sign language? I know a little bit of that, although no opposable thumbs so I can’t speak it.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
*You’re not really being creepy tbh, just this is a roleplay thread. Usually in roleplay threads we speak like *this.* And we roleplay. If you’d like, we can move this conversation to a different thread, like Onions are Like Worms or Last Comment Wins.*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"Yes" the knight signs
*I gave it sign language cause Aspen gave hornet it and it was a good idea tbh*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
Because almost nobody has ever done this. So we dont know how to react
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
“Oh! Great!” The doggie says. “I’m Elianthon, but you can call me Eli!”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"okay, Eli"
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
“What about you?” Eli tilts his head sideways.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
In the marketplace, a large insect is kneeling in front of a stall. A Rhinoceros Beetle to be exact, with a majority of its maroon exoskeleton covered by padded red armor reminiscent of that of a Japanese Samurai. Its eyes appear permanently closed, a large scar running through both. Upon its back sits a small, four armed, four legged, humanoid (Japanese Emperor) caterpillar, who is cloaked in a fabric(?) with patterns such as those on butterfly wings. They are bartering with the person running the stall over what appears to be some arcane disk.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!