'Well, it's our name. Could be yours too. Any ideas how we catch a feral chaotic creepy dude? Bait traps?'
“Bait traps sounds good. Perhaps get to them some way.”
'What could we put in it? Cheese? Hamburgers? Cheeseburgers? Something tells me that Jim Cato's 'long pork' steak won't work'
“Something he cares about, maybe.”
'I don't know. He tends to have pet rats, that's a constant. He likes fast food, when he can get hold of it. And messing with our plans'
“I can do a pretty good rat impression… shapeshifting.”
'Oh, good one. So, what, we pretend to ransom you off? Also, completely unrelated, can you regenerate limbs if you can shapeshift?'
“Uh… no.”
'That's a shame. Thought we could add some realism to the kidnap. Can we see your rat impression?'
They sigh. “It’s gold. The rat I can shift into is gold. Not very inconspicuous.”
'Gold. He might recognise that it's not one of his. Worth a shot though, anyway. Could clothe your golden rat form in the skin of a real rat, to make it more convincing?'
“I could… if you removed all the… body parts first.”
'We've all skinned a couple rats in our time. For most of us, it's how we learned our thirst for blood as kids. Before we progressed onto real targets'
“Real targets?”
'Human targets.'
“Ah. So you enjoy the kill.”
'Absolutely. We wouldn't be in this game if we didn't, would we? We're hunters.'
“Do you take bounties?”
'We can do, it's not our primary duty but if we need the money, then we can be bought. Why do you ask?'
“I’ve been thinking of getting into the business.”
'Very very good. It's a lucrative line of work, plenty of career opportunities if you know the right people. One of us is the boss of an entire government agency, climbed the ladder pretty well'
“Oh? What world? What agency?”
'He's the leader of CATO, which stands for something else there. Security organisation of the Sol Empire, so it's got galactic influence'
'Well, it's our name. Could be yours too. Any ideas how we catch a feral chaotic creepy dude? Bait traps?'
“Bait traps sounds good. Perhaps get to them some way.”
'What could we put in it? Cheese? Hamburgers? Cheeseburgers? Something tells me that Jim Cato's 'long pork' steak won't work'
“Something he cares about, maybe.”
'I don't know. He tends to have pet rats, that's a constant. He likes fast food, when he can get hold of it. And messing with our plans'
“I can do a pretty good rat impression… shapeshifting.”
'Oh, good one. So, what, we pretend to ransom you off? Also, completely unrelated, can you regenerate limbs if you can shapeshift?'
“Uh… no.”
'That's a shame. Thought we could add some realism to the kidnap. Can we see your rat impression?'
They sigh. “It’s gold. The rat I can shift into is gold. Not very inconspicuous.”
'Gold. He might recognise that it's not one of his. Worth a shot though, anyway. Could clothe your golden rat form in the skin of a real rat, to make it more convincing?'
“I could… if you removed all the… body parts first.”
'We've all skinned a couple rats in our time. For most of us, it's how we learned our thirst for blood as kids. Before we progressed onto real targets'
“Real targets?”
'Human targets.'
“Ah. So you enjoy the kill.”
'Absolutely. We wouldn't be in this game if we didn't, would we? We're hunters.'
“Do you take bounties?”
'We can do, it's not our primary duty but if we need the money, then we can be bought. Why do you ask?'
“I’ve been thinking of getting into the business.”
'Very very good. It's a lucrative line of work, plenty of career opportunities if you know the right people. One of us is the boss of an entire government agency, climbed the ladder pretty well'
“Oh? What world? What agency?”
'He's the leader of CATO, which stands for something else there. Security organisation of the Sol Empire, so it's got galactic influence'
“Ah. Very… interesting.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
You see a shadowy being with a mask patrolling the ship. You also notice wanted posters all around that look similar to her, but with a different mask.
The spearmaster waddles towards her, curious.
Hornet signs “hello.”
The slugcat cocks it's head questioningly, before scratching out a question mark on the ground with a needle.
Hornet takes her nail and writes out “hi” in the ground.
You see a shadowy being with a mask patrolling the ship. You also notice wanted posters all around that look similar to her, but with a different mask.
The spearmaster waddles towards her, curious.
Hornet signs “hello.”
The slugcat cocks it's head questioningly, before scratching out a question mark on the ground with a needle.
Hornet takes her nail and writes out “hi” in the ground.
The spearmaster does the same, but with it's needle.
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
'Well, it's our name. Could be yours too. Any ideas how we catch a feral chaotic creepy dude? Bait traps?'
“Bait traps sounds good. Perhaps get to them some way.”
'What could we put in it? Cheese? Hamburgers? Cheeseburgers? Something tells me that Jim Cato's 'long pork' steak won't work'
“Something he cares about, maybe.”
'I don't know. He tends to have pet rats, that's a constant. He likes fast food, when he can get hold of it. And messing with our plans'
“I can do a pretty good rat impression… shapeshifting.”
'Oh, good one. So, what, we pretend to ransom you off? Also, completely unrelated, can you regenerate limbs if you can shapeshift?'
“Uh… no.”
'That's a shame. Thought we could add some realism to the kidnap. Can we see your rat impression?'
They sigh. “It’s gold. The rat I can shift into is gold. Not very inconspicuous.”
'Gold. He might recognise that it's not one of his. Worth a shot though, anyway. Could clothe your golden rat form in the skin of a real rat, to make it more convincing?'
“I could… if you removed all the… body parts first.”
'We've all skinned a couple rats in our time. For most of us, it's how we learned our thirst for blood as kids. Before we progressed onto real targets'
“Real targets?”
'Human targets.'
“Ah. So you enjoy the kill.”
'Absolutely. We wouldn't be in this game if we didn't, would we? We're hunters.'
“Do you take bounties?”
'We can do, it's not our primary duty but if we need the money, then we can be bought. Why do you ask?'
“I’ve been thinking of getting into the business.”
'Very very good. It's a lucrative line of work, plenty of career opportunities if you know the right people. One of us is the boss of an entire government agency, climbed the ladder pretty well'
“Oh? What world? What agency?”
'He's the leader of CATO, which stands for something else there. Security organisation of the Sol Empire, so it's got galactic influence'
'Well, it's our name. Could be yours too. Any ideas how we catch a feral chaotic creepy dude? Bait traps?'
“Bait traps sounds good. Perhaps get to them some way.”
'What could we put in it? Cheese? Hamburgers? Cheeseburgers? Something tells me that Jim Cato's 'long pork' steak won't work'
“Something he cares about, maybe.”
'I don't know. He tends to have pet rats, that's a constant. He likes fast food, when he can get hold of it. And messing with our plans'
“I can do a pretty good rat impression… shapeshifting.”
'Oh, good one. So, what, we pretend to ransom you off? Also, completely unrelated, can you regenerate limbs if you can shapeshift?'
“Uh… no.”
'That's a shame. Thought we could add some realism to the kidnap. Can we see your rat impression?'
They sigh. “It’s gold. The rat I can shift into is gold. Not very inconspicuous.”
'Gold. He might recognise that it's not one of his. Worth a shot though, anyway. Could clothe your golden rat form in the skin of a real rat, to make it more convincing?'
“I could… if you removed all the… body parts first.”
'We've all skinned a couple rats in our time. For most of us, it's how we learned our thirst for blood as kids. Before we progressed onto real targets'
“Real targets?”
'Human targets.'
“Ah. So you enjoy the kill.”
'Absolutely. We wouldn't be in this game if we didn't, would we? We're hunters.'
“Do you take bounties?”
'We can do, it's not our primary duty but if we need the money, then we can be bought. Why do you ask?'
“I’ve been thinking of getting into the business.”
'Very very good. It's a lucrative line of work, plenty of career opportunities if you know the right people. One of us is the boss of an entire government agency, climbed the ladder pretty well'
“Oh? What world? What agency?”
'He's the leader of CATO, which stands for something else there. Security organisation of the Sol Empire, so it's got galactic influence'
“Ah. Very… interesting.”
'That it is. Do you have power like that?'
“After our old leader betrayed us, I became the leader of our organization, the High Eye.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
'Well, it's our name. Could be yours too. Any ideas how we catch a feral chaotic creepy dude? Bait traps?'
“Bait traps sounds good. Perhaps get to them some way.”
'What could we put in it? Cheese? Hamburgers? Cheeseburgers? Something tells me that Jim Cato's 'long pork' steak won't work'
“Something he cares about, maybe.”
'I don't know. He tends to have pet rats, that's a constant. He likes fast food, when he can get hold of it. And messing with our plans'
“I can do a pretty good rat impression… shapeshifting.”
'Oh, good one. So, what, we pretend to ransom you off? Also, completely unrelated, can you regenerate limbs if you can shapeshift?'
“Uh… no.”
'That's a shame. Thought we could add some realism to the kidnap. Can we see your rat impression?'
They sigh. “It’s gold. The rat I can shift into is gold. Not very inconspicuous.”
'Gold. He might recognise that it's not one of his. Worth a shot though, anyway. Could clothe your golden rat form in the skin of a real rat, to make it more convincing?'
“I could… if you removed all the… body parts first.”
'We've all skinned a couple rats in our time. For most of us, it's how we learned our thirst for blood as kids. Before we progressed onto real targets'
“Real targets?”
'Human targets.'
“Ah. So you enjoy the kill.”
'Absolutely. We wouldn't be in this game if we didn't, would we? We're hunters.'
“Do you take bounties?”
'We can do, it's not our primary duty but if we need the money, then we can be bought. Why do you ask?'
“I’ve been thinking of getting into the business.”
'Very very good. It's a lucrative line of work, plenty of career opportunities if you know the right people. One of us is the boss of an entire government agency, climbed the ladder pretty well'
“Oh? What world? What agency?”
'He's the leader of CATO, which stands for something else there. Security organisation of the Sol Empire, so it's got galactic influence'
“Ah. Very… interesting.”
'That it is. Do you have power like that?'
“After our old leader betrayed us, I became the leader of our organization, the High Eye.”
'Well, it's our name. Could be yours too. Any ideas how we catch a feral chaotic creepy dude? Bait traps?'
“Bait traps sounds good. Perhaps get to them some way.”
'What could we put in it? Cheese? Hamburgers? Cheeseburgers? Something tells me that Jim Cato's 'long pork' steak won't work'
“Something he cares about, maybe.”
'I don't know. He tends to have pet rats, that's a constant. He likes fast food, when he can get hold of it. And messing with our plans'
“I can do a pretty good rat impression… shapeshifting.”
'Oh, good one. So, what, we pretend to ransom you off? Also, completely unrelated, can you regenerate limbs if you can shapeshift?'
“Uh… no.”
'That's a shame. Thought we could add some realism to the kidnap. Can we see your rat impression?'
They sigh. “It’s gold. The rat I can shift into is gold. Not very inconspicuous.”
'Gold. He might recognise that it's not one of his. Worth a shot though, anyway. Could clothe your golden rat form in the skin of a real rat, to make it more convincing?'
“I could… if you removed all the… body parts first.”
'We've all skinned a couple rats in our time. For most of us, it's how we learned our thirst for blood as kids. Before we progressed onto real targets'
“Real targets?”
'Human targets.'
“Ah. So you enjoy the kill.”
'Absolutely. We wouldn't be in this game if we didn't, would we? We're hunters.'
“Do you take bounties?”
'We can do, it's not our primary duty but if we need the money, then we can be bought. Why do you ask?'
“I’ve been thinking of getting into the business.”
'Very very good. It's a lucrative line of work, plenty of career opportunities if you know the right people. One of us is the boss of an entire government agency, climbed the ladder pretty well'
“Oh? What world? What agency?”
'He's the leader of CATO, which stands for something else there. Security organisation of the Sol Empire, so it's got galactic influence'
“Ah. Very… interesting.”
'That it is. Do you have power like that?'
“After our old leader betrayed us, I became the leader of our organization, the High Eye.”
'Good name. What do you guys do?'
“Not much… we knew about the multiverse for a while, but our world was enough for us. But now that we have a lot of power, we need to make sure our authority is clear.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
'Well, it's our name. Could be yours too. Any ideas how we catch a feral chaotic creepy dude? Bait traps?'
“Bait traps sounds good. Perhaps get to them some way.”
'What could we put in it? Cheese? Hamburgers? Cheeseburgers? Something tells me that Jim Cato's 'long pork' steak won't work'
“Something he cares about, maybe.”
'I don't know. He tends to have pet rats, that's a constant. He likes fast food, when he can get hold of it. And messing with our plans'
“I can do a pretty good rat impression… shapeshifting.”
'Oh, good one. So, what, we pretend to ransom you off? Also, completely unrelated, can you regenerate limbs if you can shapeshift?'
“Uh… no.”
'That's a shame. Thought we could add some realism to the kidnap. Can we see your rat impression?'
They sigh. “It’s gold. The rat I can shift into is gold. Not very inconspicuous.”
'Gold. He might recognise that it's not one of his. Worth a shot though, anyway. Could clothe your golden rat form in the skin of a real rat, to make it more convincing?'
“I could… if you removed all the… body parts first.”
'We've all skinned a couple rats in our time. For most of us, it's how we learned our thirst for blood as kids. Before we progressed onto real targets'
“Real targets?”
'Human targets.'
“Ah. So you enjoy the kill.”
'Absolutely. We wouldn't be in this game if we didn't, would we? We're hunters.'
“Do you take bounties?”
'We can do, it's not our primary duty but if we need the money, then we can be bought. Why do you ask?'
“I’ve been thinking of getting into the business.”
'Very very good. It's a lucrative line of work, plenty of career opportunities if you know the right people. One of us is the boss of an entire government agency, climbed the ladder pretty well'
“Oh? What world? What agency?”
'He's the leader of CATO, which stands for something else there. Security organisation of the Sol Empire, so it's got galactic influence'
“Ah. Very… interesting.”
'That it is. Do you have power like that?'
“After our old leader betrayed us, I became the leader of our organization, the High Eye.”
'Good name. What do you guys do?'
“Not much… we knew about the multiverse for a while, but our world was enough for us. But now that we have a lot of power, we need to make sure our authority is clear.”
'Ah, classic power games. Can't be beaten. Do you have an ideology? I bet you do, even if you don't think of it as one. Survival of the fittest'
'Well, it's our name. Could be yours too. Any ideas how we catch a feral chaotic creepy dude? Bait traps?'
“Bait traps sounds good. Perhaps get to them some way.”
'What could we put in it? Cheese? Hamburgers? Cheeseburgers? Something tells me that Jim Cato's 'long pork' steak won't work'
“Something he cares about, maybe.”
'I don't know. He tends to have pet rats, that's a constant. He likes fast food, when he can get hold of it. And messing with our plans'
“I can do a pretty good rat impression… shapeshifting.”
'Oh, good one. So, what, we pretend to ransom you off? Also, completely unrelated, can you regenerate limbs if you can shapeshift?'
“Uh… no.”
'That's a shame. Thought we could add some realism to the kidnap. Can we see your rat impression?'
They sigh. “It’s gold. The rat I can shift into is gold. Not very inconspicuous.”
'Gold. He might recognise that it's not one of his. Worth a shot though, anyway. Could clothe your golden rat form in the skin of a real rat, to make it more convincing?'
“I could… if you removed all the… body parts first.”
'We've all skinned a couple rats in our time. For most of us, it's how we learned our thirst for blood as kids. Before we progressed onto real targets'
“Real targets?”
'Human targets.'
“Ah. So you enjoy the kill.”
'Absolutely. We wouldn't be in this game if we didn't, would we? We're hunters.'
“Do you take bounties?”
'We can do, it's not our primary duty but if we need the money, then we can be bought. Why do you ask?'
“I’ve been thinking of getting into the business.”
'Very very good. It's a lucrative line of work, plenty of career opportunities if you know the right people. One of us is the boss of an entire government agency, climbed the ladder pretty well'
“Oh? What world? What agency?”
'He's the leader of CATO, which stands for something else there. Security organisation of the Sol Empire, so it's got galactic influence'
“Ah. Very… interesting.”
'That it is. Do you have power like that?'
“After our old leader betrayed us, I became the leader of our organization, the High Eye.”
'Good name. What do you guys do?'
“Not much… we knew about the multiverse for a while, but our world was enough for us. But now that we have a lot of power, we need to make sure our authority is clear.”
'Ah, classic power games. Can't be beaten. Do you have an ideology? I bet you do, even if you don't think of it as one. Survival of the fittest'
*sorry to interrupt but could ya’ll cut this? It’s getting pretty long *
You see a shadowy being with a mask patrolling the ship. You also notice wanted posters all around that look similar to her, but with a different mask.
The spearmaster waddles towards her, curious.
Hornet signs “hello.”
The slugcat cocks it's head questioningly, before scratching out a question mark on the ground with a needle.
Hornet takes her nail and writes out “hi” in the ground.
The spearmaster does the same, but with it's needle.
You see a shadowy being with a mask patrolling the ship. You also notice wanted posters all around that look similar to her, but with a different mask.
The spearmaster waddles towards her, curious.
Hornet signs “hello.”
The slugcat cocks it's head questioningly, before scratching out a question mark on the ground with a needle.
Hornet takes her nail and writes out “hi” in the ground.
The spearmaster does the same, but with it's needle.
Hornet says “can you speak?”
The spear Master shake's it's head, and points to it's lack of mouth.
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
You see a shadowy being with a mask patrolling the ship. You also notice wanted posters all around that look similar to her, but with a different mask.
The spearmaster waddles towards her, curious.
Hornet signs “hello.”
The slugcat cocks it's head questioningly, before scratching out a question mark on the ground with a needle.
Hornet takes her nail and writes out “hi” in the ground.
The spearmaster does the same, but with it's needle.
Hornet says “can you speak?”
The spear Master shake's it's head, and points to it's lack of mouth.
You see a shadowy being with a mask patrolling the ship. You also notice wanted posters all around that look similar to her, but with a different mask.
The spearmaster waddles towards her, curious.
Hornet signs “hello.”
The slugcat cocks it's head questioningly, before scratching out a question mark on the ground with a needle.
Hornet takes her nail and writes out “hi” in the ground.
The spearmaster does the same, but with it's needle.
Hornet says “can you speak?”
The spear Master shake's it's head, and points to it's lack of mouth.
“Can you sign?”
The slugcat draws out another question mark.
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
You see a shadowy being with a mask patrolling the ship. You also notice wanted posters all around that look similar to her, but with a different mask.
The spearmaster waddles towards her, curious.
Hornet signs “hello.”
The slugcat cocks it's head questioningly, before scratching out a question mark on the ground with a needle.
Hornet takes her nail and writes out “hi” in the ground.
The spearmaster does the same, but with it's needle.
Hornet says “can you speak?”
The spear Master shake's it's head, and points to it's lack of mouth.
scurvy Dave has summoned his crew from the mist that constantly surrounds him, and is having a hellacious party in the bar
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
'He's the leader of CATO, which stands for something else there. Security organisation of the Sol Empire, so it's got galactic influence'
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“Ah. Very… interesting.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
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Hornet takes her nail and writes out “hi” in the ground.
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
The spearmaster does the same, but with it's needle.
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
'That it is. Do you have power like that?'
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“After our old leader betrayed us, I became the leader of our organization, the High Eye.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
'Good name. What do you guys do?'
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“Not much… we knew about the multiverse for a while, but our world was enough for us. But now that we have a lot of power, we need to make sure our authority is clear.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
'Ah, classic power games. Can't be beaten. Do you have an ideology? I bet you do, even if you don't think of it as one. Survival of the fittest'
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*sorry to interrupt but could ya’ll cut this? It’s getting pretty long *
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
*cut*
“We’re still figuring that out.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
*gtg*
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*bye*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
Hornet says “can you speak?”
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
The spear Master shake's it's head, and points to it's lack of mouth.
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
“Can you sign?”
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
The slugcat draws out another question mark.
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Hornet draws out “do you know sign language?”
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
scurvy Dave has summoned his crew from the mist that constantly surrounds him, and is having a hellacious party in the bar
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Bríz watches Scurvy Dave, sighing to themself.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!