the plants on DEITY's island have spread to almost cover the whole thing. they grow in an orderly fashion, exactly as directed, watched carefully by the unblinking eye of DEITY
The Early Reaper approaches the island, carrying a group of seeds.
a small, bronze, football sized machine, with four buzzing wings, two arms coming from the underside, and a large, glowing, light blue eye on its front approaches "What Are You Holding//Carrying?"
“Seeds! I thought your island could use a little bit of… unique life.”
"What Do You Mean?"
“Your island is beautiful and all… but it could use a little.”
"I//We Have A Specific Plan For This Island//Life On The Island. Your Seeds Are Not Needed//Wanted"
“Hmmmm… but that sounds so boring! What could be better than poisonous plants?”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Divine twin rats, both a whole foot tall, Lempdinger and Lomdinge sit in front of the legendary gates of Godhome. Lempdinger only lies and is more scruffy, while Lomdinge only tells the truth.
The Early Reaper approaches Godhome, sighing. “What is this abomination?”
Lomdinge perks up, looking behind squinty eyes.
"Humble gatekeepers. Care for some riddles?"
“No, that.” The Early Reaper points at Godhome.
"Town of gods, simply. We stand here at the gates."
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Divine twin rats, both a whole foot tall, Lempdinger and Lomdinge sit in front of the legendary gates of Godhome. Lempdinger only lies and is more scruffy, while Lomdinge only tells the truth.
The Early Reaper approaches Godhome, sighing. “What is this abomination?”
Lomdinge perks up, looking behind squinty eyes.
"Humble gatekeepers. Care for some riddles?"
“No, that.” The Early Reaper points at Godhome.
"Town of gods, simply. We stand here at the gates."
“I did not know of this.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
the plants on DEITY's island have spread to almost cover the whole thing. they grow in an orderly fashion, exactly as directed, watched carefully by the unblinking eye of DEITY
The Early Reaper approaches the island, carrying a group of seeds.
a small, bronze, football sized machine, with four buzzing wings, two arms coming from the underside, and a large, glowing, light blue eye on its front approaches "What Are You Holding//Carrying?"
“Seeds! I thought your island could use a little bit of… unique life.”
"What Do You Mean?"
“Your island is beautiful and all… but it could use a little.”
"I//We Have A Specific Plan For This Island//Life On The Island. Your Seeds Are Not Needed//Wanted"
“Hmmmm… but that sounds so boring! What could be better than poisonous plants?”
"There Will Be Everything Nessecary To Maintain An Ecosystem In This Climate. Life//Organisms//Evolution Moves Slowly"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
the plants on DEITY's island have spread to almost cover the whole thing. they grow in an orderly fashion, exactly as directed, watched carefully by the unblinking eye of DEITY
The Early Reaper approaches the island, carrying a group of seeds.
a small, bronze, football sized machine, with four buzzing wings, two arms coming from the underside, and a large, glowing, light blue eye on its front approaches "What Are You Holding//Carrying?"
“Seeds! I thought your island could use a little bit of… unique life.”
"What Do You Mean?"
“Your island is beautiful and all… but it could use a little.”
"I//We Have A Specific Plan For This Island//Life On The Island. Your Seeds Are Not Needed//Wanted"
“Hmmmm… but that sounds so boring! What could be better than poisonous plants?”
"There Will Be Everything Nessecary To Maintain An Ecosystem In This Climate. Life//Organisms//Evolution Moves Slowly"
“Come on, just accept this as a gift.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
the plants on DEITY's island have spread to almost cover the whole thing. they grow in an orderly fashion, exactly as directed, watched carefully by the unblinking eye of DEITY
The Early Reaper approaches the island, carrying a group of seeds.
a small, bronze, football sized machine, with four buzzing wings, two arms coming from the underside, and a large, glowing, light blue eye on its front approaches "What Are You Holding//Carrying?"
“Seeds! I thought your island could use a little bit of… unique life.”
"What Do You Mean?"
“Your island is beautiful and all… but it could use a little.”
"I//We Have A Specific Plan For This Island//Life On The Island. Your Seeds Are Not Needed//Wanted"
“Hmmmm… but that sounds so boring! What could be better than poisonous plants?”
"There Will Be Everything Nessecary To Maintain An Ecosystem In This Climate. Life//Organisms//Evolution Moves Slowly"
“Come on, just accept this as a gift.”
the little robot holds out one of its grabbers
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
the plants on DEITY's island have spread to almost cover the whole thing. they grow in an orderly fashion, exactly as directed, watched carefully by the unblinking eye of DEITY
The Early Reaper approaches the island, carrying a group of seeds.
a small, bronze, football sized machine, with four buzzing wings, two arms coming from the underside, and a large, glowing, light blue eye on its front approaches "What Are You Holding//Carrying?"
“Seeds! I thought your island could use a little bit of… unique life.”
"What Do You Mean?"
“Your island is beautiful and all… but it could use a little.”
"I//We Have A Specific Plan For This Island//Life On The Island. Your Seeds Are Not Needed//Wanted"
“Hmmmm… but that sounds so boring! What could be better than poisonous plants?”
"There Will Be Everything Nessecary To Maintain An Ecosystem In This Climate. Life//Organisms//Evolution Moves Slowly"
“Come on, just accept this as a gift.”
the little robot holds out one of its grabbers
The Early Reaper passes the robot a bag full of seeds.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
the plants on DEITY's island have spread to almost cover the whole thing. they grow in an orderly fashion, exactly as directed, watched carefully by the unblinking eye of DEITY
The Early Reaper approaches the island, carrying a group of seeds.
a small, bronze, football sized machine, with four buzzing wings, two arms coming from the underside, and a large, glowing, light blue eye on its front approaches "What Are You Holding//Carrying?"
“Seeds! I thought your island could use a little bit of… unique life.”
"What Do You Mean?"
“Your island is beautiful and all… but it could use a little.”
"I//We Have A Specific Plan For This Island//Life On The Island. Your Seeds Are Not Needed//Wanted"
“Hmmmm… but that sounds so boring! What could be better than poisonous plants?”
"There Will Be Everything Nessecary To Maintain An Ecosystem In This Climate. Life//Organisms//Evolution Moves Slowly"
“Come on, just accept this as a gift.”
the little robot holds out one of its grabbers
The Early Reaper passes the robot a bag full of seeds.
the robot flies off, presumably taking them to the main body, who is currently engrossed in floating equations. another robot, identical to the first, takes their place.
"What Is Your Designation?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Chroma reaches into the ground where the light is coming from.
“Good idea. Should we try to dig it up?”
Perhaps. Whatever it is, there are more things like it around this area.
Chroma reaches deeper into the ground and comes up with a crystal that looks strangely like part of it.
Give me a perception check please
9
*oof*
There doesn't really seem to be anything unique about the crystal- until Chroma puts it into a small indent on its body and (mentally) gasps, while its body glows slightly brighter and its core expands within it.
Chroma reaches into the ground where the light is coming from.
“Good idea. Should we try to dig it up?”
Perhaps. Whatever it is, there are more things like it around this area.
Chroma reaches deeper into the ground and comes up with a crystal that looks strangely like part of it.
Give me a perception check please
9
*oof*
There doesn't really seem to be anything unique about the crystal- until Chroma puts it into a small indent on its body and (mentally) gasps, while its body glows slightly brighter and its core expands within it.
I... I remember!
“Are you okay? What do you remember?”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
the plants on DEITY's island have spread to almost cover the whole thing. they grow in an orderly fashion, exactly as directed, watched carefully by the unblinking eye of DEITY
The Early Reaper approaches the island, carrying a group of seeds.
a small, bronze, football sized machine, with four buzzing wings, two arms coming from the underside, and a large, glowing, light blue eye on its front approaches "What Are You Holding//Carrying?"
“Seeds! I thought your island could use a little bit of… unique life.”
"What Do You Mean?"
“Your island is beautiful and all… but it could use a little.”
"I//We Have A Specific Plan For This Island//Life On The Island. Your Seeds Are Not Needed//Wanted"
“Hmmmm… but that sounds so boring! What could be better than poisonous plants?”
"There Will Be Everything Nessecary To Maintain An Ecosystem In This Climate. Life//Organisms//Evolution Moves Slowly"
“Come on, just accept this as a gift.”
the little robot holds out one of its grabbers
The Early Reaper passes the robot a bag full of seeds.
the robot flies off, presumably taking them to the main body, who is currently engrossed in floating equations. another robot, identical to the first, takes their place.
"What Is Your Designation?"
“I am death.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
the plants on DEITY's island have spread to almost cover the whole thing. they grow in an orderly fashion, exactly as directed, watched carefully by the unblinking eye of DEITY
The Early Reaper approaches the island, carrying a group of seeds.
a small, bronze, football sized machine, with four buzzing wings, two arms coming from the underside, and a large, glowing, light blue eye on its front approaches "What Are You Holding//Carrying?"
“Seeds! I thought your island could use a little bit of… unique life.”
"What Do You Mean?"
“Your island is beautiful and all… but it could use a little.”
"I//We Have A Specific Plan For This Island//Life On The Island. Your Seeds Are Not Needed//Wanted"
“Hmmmm… but that sounds so boring! What could be better than poisonous plants?”
"There Will Be Everything Nessecary To Maintain An Ecosystem In This Climate. Life//Organisms//Evolution Moves Slowly"
“Come on, just accept this as a gift.”
the little robot holds out one of its grabbers
The Early Reaper passes the robot a bag full of seeds.
the robot flies off, presumably taking them to the main body, who is currently engrossed in floating equations. another robot, identical to the first, takes their place.
"What Is Your Designation?"
“I am death.”
"Greetings" it imitates your voice "I//We Am//Are DEITY"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
There doesn't really seem to be anything unique about the crystal- until Chroma puts it into a small indent on its body and (mentally) gasps, while its body glows slightly brighter and its core expands within it.
I... I remember!
“Are you okay? What do you remember?”
I was a deity of magic. I was one of the strongest.
the plants on DEITY's island have spread to almost cover the whole thing. they grow in an orderly fashion, exactly as directed, watched carefully by the unblinking eye of DEITY
The Early Reaper approaches the island, carrying a group of seeds.
a small, bronze, football sized machine, with four buzzing wings, two arms coming from the underside, and a large, glowing, light blue eye on its front approaches "What Are You Holding//Carrying?"
“Seeds! I thought your island could use a little bit of… unique life.”
"What Do You Mean?"
“Your island is beautiful and all… but it could use a little.”
"I//We Have A Specific Plan For This Island//Life On The Island. Your Seeds Are Not Needed//Wanted"
“Hmmmm… but that sounds so boring! What could be better than poisonous plants?”
"There Will Be Everything Nessecary To Maintain An Ecosystem In This Climate. Life//Organisms//Evolution Moves Slowly"
“Come on, just accept this as a gift.”
the little robot holds out one of its grabbers
The Early Reaper passes the robot a bag full of seeds.
the robot flies off, presumably taking them to the main body, who is currently engrossed in floating equations. another robot, identical to the first, takes their place.
"What Is Your Designation?"
“I am death.”
"Greetings" it imitates your voice "I//We Am//Are DEITY"
“Hmmmmm… Strange name.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
There doesn't really seem to be anything unique about the crystal- until Chroma puts it into a small indent on its body and (mentally) gasps, while its body glows slightly brighter and its core expands within it.
I... I remember!
“Are you okay? What do you remember?”
I was a deity of magic. I was one of the strongest.
“Magic… I do know that word, although it is not native to my home world.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
the plants on DEITY's island have spread to almost cover the whole thing. they grow in an orderly fashion, exactly as directed, watched carefully by the unblinking eye of DEITY
The Early Reaper approaches the island, carrying a group of seeds.
a small, bronze, football sized machine, with four buzzing wings, two arms coming from the underside, and a large, glowing, light blue eye on its front approaches "What Are You Holding//Carrying?"
“Seeds! I thought your island could use a little bit of… unique life.”
"What Do You Mean?"
“Your island is beautiful and all… but it could use a little.”
"I//We Have A Specific Plan For This Island//Life On The Island. Your Seeds Are Not Needed//Wanted"
“Hmmmm… but that sounds so boring! What could be better than poisonous plants?”
"There Will Be Everything Nessecary To Maintain An Ecosystem In This Climate. Life//Organisms//Evolution Moves Slowly"
“Come on, just accept this as a gift.”
the little robot holds out one of its grabbers
The Early Reaper passes the robot a bag full of seeds.
the robot flies off, presumably taking them to the main body, who is currently engrossed in floating equations. another robot, identical to the first, takes their place.
"What Is Your Designation?"
“I am death.”
"Greetings" it imitates your voice "I//We Am//Are DEITY"
“Hmmmmm… Strange name.”
"It Is What I//We Were Created//Born With"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
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“Hmmmm… but that sounds so boring! What could be better than poisonous plants?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"Town of gods, simply. We stand here at the gates."
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
here's my guess who thread: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/231168-hysterical-chagrin-or-kinda-guess-who
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Definitely.
Chroma reaches into the ground where the light is coming from.
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
“Good idea. Should we try to dig it up?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
“I did not know of this.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"There Will Be Everything Nessecary To Maintain An Ecosystem In This Climate. Life//Organisms//Evolution Moves Slowly"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Come on, just accept this as a gift.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
Perhaps. Whatever it is, there are more things like it around this area.
Chroma reaches deeper into the ground and comes up with a crystal that looks strangely like part of it.
Give me a perception check please
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
the little robot holds out one of its grabbers
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
The Early Reaper passes the robot a bag full of seeds.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
9
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
the robot flies off, presumably taking them to the main body, who is currently engrossed in floating equations. another robot, identical to the first, takes their place.
"What Is Your Designation?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*oof*
There doesn't really seem to be anything unique about the crystal- until Chroma puts it into a small indent on its body and (mentally) gasps, while its body glows slightly brighter and its core expands within it.
I... I remember!
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
“Are you okay? What do you remember?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
“I am death.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"Greetings" it imitates your voice "I//We Am//Are DEITY"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
I was a deity of magic. I was one of the strongest.
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
“Hmmmmm… Strange name.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
“Magic… I do know that word, although it is not native to my home world.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"It Is What I//We Were Created//Born With"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life