You have heard "When pigs fly," have you not? For it is impossible, as the Impossibility dictates. This cult celebrates the impossibilities of the world and the Impossibility -- the unifying impossibility that strings together the "impossibles". At once, the Impossibility is a being, an impossibility, and a world -- a being, dictating what is Impossible, an impossibility that unifies all others, and a place -- a reflection of our world -- where our possibilities are impossible.
We worship the beginning -- where causality was formed -- otherwise the Impossibility's creation would have been impossible. We worship the in-between, now, where impossibility is not possible. We worship the End -- where all is impossible, where the Impossibility ends it all.
The Impossibility. Our great god and leader, it is the creator and unifier. We worship its impossible possibility, and the impossibilities it has brought into the world.
The Flying Pigs: Our great cult leaders, they are the prime worshippers of the Impossibility. They speak directly to and receive answers from our god. (Weslockes)
The Freezers of Hell. The second-in-command of the cults, they are the teachers of our cult. They maintain our temples and our sacred spaces, the pillars of our belief.
Priests of the Impossible. These priests constantly worship the Impossibility -- distinguished from the ordinary cult member, they lead a group of cultists and wield the powers of the Impossible.
Impossible Warriors. These valiant warriors battle against the destruction of impossibility and protect our cult, wielding the powers of the Impossible.
Cultists. These ordinary cultists are new inducts into the cult -- worshipping our Impossibility and learning the ways of the Impossible.
*So! I don't really know what to do on this thread! Anything relating to the great Impossibility, I suppose! :)*
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Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two. Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat. DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon) Player:Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs You're amazing, do you know that? Every one of you.
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two. Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat. DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon) Player:Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs You're amazing, do you know that? Every one of you.
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two. Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat. DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon) Player:Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs You're amazing, do you know that? Every one of you.
*This is interesting, although I feel the need to note that pigs can fly.
People just normally don't let them.
Blast those airport security terminals!*
*Mayhaps.*
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Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two. Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat. DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon) Player:Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs You're amazing, do you know that? Every one of you.
The first historically recorded flight of a pig took place on British soil, at Leysdown in Kent on November 4th, 1909. The pig was carried aloft by J.T.C. Moore- Brabazon, later the First Lord Brabazon of Tara, in his personal French-built Voisin aero plane.
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
*However, that would only be true if pigs had the means and the will to get to the airport and disguise themselves in the first place. They haven't proven themselves on that one.*
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Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two. Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat. DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon) Player:Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs You're amazing, do you know that? Every one of you.
The first historically recorded flight of a pig took place on British soil, at Leysdown in Kent on November 4th, 1909. The pig was carried aloft by J.T.C. Moore- Brabazon, later the First Lord Brabazon of Tara, in his personal French-built Voisin aero plane.
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Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
The first historically recorded flight of a pig took place on British soil, at Leysdown in Kent on November 4th, 1909. The pig was carried aloft by J.T.C. Moore- Brabazon, later the First Lord Brabazon of Tara, in his personal French-built Voisin aero plane.
*That is quite literally a “Neighbor” Aero plane.*
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Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two. Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat. DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon) Player:Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs You're amazing, do you know that? Every one of you.
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two. Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat. DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon) Player:Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs You're amazing, do you know that? Every one of you.
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You have heard "When pigs fly," have you not? For it is impossible, as the Impossibility dictates. This cult celebrates the impossibilities of the world and the Impossibility -- the unifying impossibility that strings together the "impossibles". At once, the Impossibility is a being, an impossibility, and a world -- a being, dictating what is Impossible, an impossibility that unifies all others, and a place -- a reflection of our world -- where our possibilities are impossible.
We worship the beginning -- where causality was formed -- otherwise the Impossibility's creation would have been impossible. We worship the in-between, now, where impossibility is not possible. We worship the End -- where all is impossible, where the Impossibility ends it all.
The Impossibility. Our great god and leader, it is the creator and unifier. We worship its impossible possibility, and the impossibilities it has brought into the world.
The Flying Pigs: Our great cult leaders, they are the prime worshippers of the Impossibility. They speak directly to and receive answers from our god. (Weslockes)
The Freezers of Hell. The second-in-command of the cults, they are the teachers of our cult. They maintain our temples and our sacred spaces, the pillars of our belief.
Priests of the Impossible. These priests constantly worship the Impossibility -- distinguished from the ordinary cult member, they lead a group of cultists and wield the powers of the Impossible.
Impossible Warriors. These valiant warriors battle against the destruction of impossibility and protect our cult, wielding the powers of the Impossible.
Cultists. These ordinary cultists are new inducts into the cult -- worshipping our Impossibility and learning the ways of the Impossible.
*So! I don't really know what to do on this thread! Anything relating to the great Impossibility, I suppose! :)*
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon)
Player: Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs
You're amazing, do you know that? Every one of you.
hmmmmmm
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
*What's that supposed to mean?*
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon)
Player: Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs
You're amazing, do you know that? Every one of you.
it means hmmmmmm
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
lol
Cryptic as always, I see...
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon)
Player: Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs
You're amazing, do you know that? Every one of you.
*This is interesting, although I feel the need to note that pigs can fly.
People just normally don't let them.
Blast those airport security terminals!*
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
*Mayhaps.*
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon)
Player: Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs
You're amazing, do you know that? Every one of you.
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too. I own the Adohandian Monastery.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
*However, that would only be true if pigs had the means and the will to get to the airport and disguise themselves in the first place. They haven't proven themselves on that one.*
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon)
Player: Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs
You're amazing, do you know that? Every one of you.
yup :P
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too. I own the Adohandian Monastery.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
The cult scene is reviving before our very eyes lol
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*IT HAS BEEN REVIVED! (Also: we worship the things thought to be impossible that have been done!*
*That is quite literally a “Neighbor” Aero plane.*
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon)
Player: Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs
You're amazing, do you know that? Every one of you.
ALL HAIL THE IMPOSSIBILITY!!!!!!
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon)
Player: Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs
You're amazing, do you know that? Every one of you.