the land created monsters from its own body (giants perhaps?) to get them off its lawn.
oooooooh! what if the demons and fungus lords are a virus in the land, using ther possession spores to propagate their fungus, like a virus. an infection in the earth itself
HOW DO YOU HAVE SUCH GODO IDEAS???
if we're running with The Land creating the monsters, we should recontextualize where the fungus that creates fungus lords comes from.
Green Dragons are known for their cunning, and they would never have only one plan. they worked with the last of the blue dragon wizards to create a fungus designed to take root deep within The Land, and slowly kill it, so it would be ready when the greens came back. but they miscalculated how long it would take, and that demons would find it, becoming fungus lords, styming its expansion. however, when a poor soul falls into the clutches of demons and is not eaten, they are carried to the fungus lord of that area, and forced to inhale parasitic spores, becoming possessed.
a possessed person will become paler, sensitive to sunlight, unwilling to eat or drink, and antisocial, so that when they die, their body will sprout more of the fungus created by the green dragons to spread and destory so long ago.
That is wonderful lore
tysm!
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the land created monsters from its own body (giants perhaps?) to get them off its lawn.
oooooooh! what if the demons and fungus lords are a virus in the land, using ther possession spores to propagate their fungus, like a virus. an infection in the earth itself
HOW DO YOU HAVE SUCH GODO IDEAS???
if we're running with The Land creating the monsters, we should recontextualize where the fungus that creates fungus lords comes from.
Green Dragons are known for their cunning, and they would never have only one plan. they worked with the last of the blue dragon wizards to create a fungus designed to take root deep within The Land, and slowly kill it, so it would be ready when the greens came back. but they miscalculated how long it would take, and that demons would find it, becoming fungus lords, styming its expansion. however, when a poor soul falls into the clutches of demons and is not eaten, they are carried to the fungus lord of that area, and forced to inhale parasitic spores, becoming possessed.
a possessed person will become paler, sensitive to sunlight, unwilling to eat or drink, and antisocial, so that when they die, their body will sprout more of the fungus created by the green dragons to spread and destory so long ago.
That is wonderful lore
tysm!
it is tho
Maybe, the humans are miners? And they constandly live with the danger of the spore lords?
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
the land created monsters from its own body (giants perhaps?) to get them off its lawn.
oooooooh! what if the demons and fungus lords are a virus in the land, using ther possession spores to propagate their fungus, like a virus. an infection in the earth itself
HOW DO YOU HAVE SUCH GODO IDEAS???
if we're running with The Land creating the monsters, we should recontextualize where the fungus that creates fungus lords comes from.
Green Dragons are known for their cunning, and they would never have only one plan. they worked with the last of the blue dragon wizards to create a fungus designed to take root deep within The Land, and slowly kill it, so it would be ready when the greens came back. but they miscalculated how long it would take, and that demons would find it, becoming fungus lords, styming its expansion. however, when a poor soul falls into the clutches of demons and is not eaten, they are carried to the fungus lord of that area, and forced to inhale parasitic spores, becoming possessed.
a possessed person will become paler, sensitive to sunlight, unwilling to eat or drink, and antisocial, so that when they die, their body will sprout more of the fungus created by the green dragons to spread and destory so long ago.
That is wonderful lore
tysm!
it is tho
Maybe, the humans are miners? And they constandly live with the danger of the spore lords?
I mean, for a functioning society, you will need some mines. and demons will come to the surface sometimes, to take people below (only during the night tho) wich could be an inspiration for using them as a Boogeyman, getting children to bed on time or demons will come and take you away!
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the land created monsters from its own body (giants perhaps?) to get them off its lawn.
oooooooh! what if the demons and fungus lords are a virus in the land, using ther possession spores to propagate their fungus, like a virus. an infection in the earth itself
HOW DO YOU HAVE SUCH GODO IDEAS???
if we're running with The Land creating the monsters, we should recontextualize where the fungus that creates fungus lords comes from.
Green Dragons are known for their cunning, and they would never have only one plan. they worked with the last of the blue dragon wizards to create a fungus designed to take root deep within The Land, and slowly kill it, so it would be ready when the greens came back. but they miscalculated how long it would take, and that demons would find it, becoming fungus lords, styming its expansion. however, when a poor soul falls into the clutches of demons and is not eaten, they are carried to the fungus lord of that area, and forced to inhale parasitic spores, becoming possessed.
a possessed person will become paler, sensitive to sunlight, unwilling to eat or drink, and antisocial, so that when they die, their body will sprout more of the fungus created by the green dragons to spread and destory so long ago.
That is wonderful lore
tysm!
it is tho
Maybe, the humans are miners? And they constandly live with the danger of the spore lords?
I mean, for a functioning society, you will need some mines. and demons will come to the surface sometimes, to take people below (only during the night tho) wich could be an inspiration for using them as a Boogeyman, getting children to bed on time or demons will come and take you away!
That is awesome!
Any other ideas?
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
the land created monsters from its own body (giants perhaps?) to get them off its lawn.
oooooooh! what if the demons and fungus lords are a virus in the land, using ther possession spores to propagate their fungus, like a virus. an infection in the earth itself
HOW DO YOU HAVE SUCH GODO IDEAS???
if we're running with The Land creating the monsters, we should recontextualize where the fungus that creates fungus lords comes from.
Green Dragons are known for their cunning, and they would never have only one plan. they worked with the last of the blue dragon wizards to create a fungus designed to take root deep within The Land, and slowly kill it, so it would be ready when the greens came back. but they miscalculated how long it would take, and that demons would find it, becoming fungus lords, styming its expansion. however, when a poor soul falls into the clutches of demons and is not eaten, they are carried to the fungus lord of that area, and forced to inhale parasitic spores, becoming possessed.
a possessed person will become paler, sensitive to sunlight, unwilling to eat or drink, and antisocial, so that when they die, their body will sprout more of the fungus created by the green dragons to spread and destory so long ago.
That is wonderful lore
tysm!
it is tho
Maybe, the humans are miners? And they constandly live with the danger of the spore lords?
I mean, for a functioning society, you will need some mines. and demons will come to the surface sometimes, to take people below (only during the night tho) wich could be an inspiration for using them as a Boogeyman, getting children to bed on time or demons will come and take you away!
That is awesome!
Any other ideas?
hmmmmn. limiting the mythical creatures to just giants seems kinda limiting....
I like the body system things we have going on tho.....
maybe giants are the killer T cells, and other monsters fill other roles...
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the land created monsters from its own body (giants perhaps?) to get them off its lawn.
oooooooh! what if the demons and fungus lords are a virus in the land, using ther possession spores to propagate their fungus, like a virus. an infection in the earth itself
HOW DO YOU HAVE SUCH GODO IDEAS???
if we're running with The Land creating the monsters, we should recontextualize where the fungus that creates fungus lords comes from.
Green Dragons are known for their cunning, and they would never have only one plan. they worked with the last of the blue dragon wizards to create a fungus designed to take root deep within The Land, and slowly kill it, so it would be ready when the greens came back. but they miscalculated how long it would take, and that demons would find it, becoming fungus lords, styming its expansion. however, when a poor soul falls into the clutches of demons and is not eaten, they are carried to the fungus lord of that area, and forced to inhale parasitic spores, becoming possessed.
a possessed person will become paler, sensitive to sunlight, unwilling to eat or drink, and antisocial, so that when they die, their body will sprout more of the fungus created by the green dragons to spread and destory so long ago.
That is wonderful lore
tysm!
it is tho
Maybe, the humans are miners? And they constandly live with the danger of the spore lords?
I mean, for a functioning society, you will need some mines. and demons will come to the surface sometimes, to take people below (only during the night tho) wich could be an inspiration for using them as a Boogeyman, getting children to bed on time or demons will come and take you away!
That is awesome!
Any other ideas?
hmmmmn. limiting the mythical creatures to just giants seems kinda limiting....
I like the body system things we have going on tho.....
maybe giants are the killer T cells, and other monsters fill other roles...
So they’re like the workers? I really like that.
And then the creatures work to stop the humans from ascending to dragonhood, which means leaving them alone mostly but attacking the ones that try to become dragons or learn that humans were once dragons.
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what if demons are creatures who live way deep down in the vast caves beneath the islands. they have pale skin and no eyes, but their appearance varies vasly beyond that. they're not really an afterlife, but they will kidnap surface creatures to eat them, or sacrifice them to their titanic, fungus-infused demon lords.
their famous chaos is because they function more on instinct than intelligince
Ooh. I vote one of the fungus lords is a master illusionist named Morel...
a demon can become a fungus lord by going deep enough underground, and eating a specific kind of magical fungus that grows from the corpse of one of the first monsters, however, demons aren't smart enough/don't have enough language/are too individualistic to share this knowledge with any other demon
fungus lords can produce mind-affecting spores, which is the basis of the concept of demonic possession, infecting someone with a parasitic fungus, making them paler, photosensitive, and antisocial. they sprout more fungus when they die.
demons have their mutation rate cranked way up, making each demon completely unique, if not viable. evolution in hyper speed.
Wouldn’t it make them more social because it needs to spread.(I missed a lot)
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"I have advantage on dex saving throws what could go wrong?"
*Captain, want to roleplay on The Sphinx of Morning*
That is really interesting lore
Could the [Redacted] be aboleths?
I don't really like that idea tbh. I think redacted could be a being or god, maybe even the land itself, the sun, or the moon.
Okay,
Hm, i like the, like the god of the earth?
What about the god of soul? I kinda established some base themeology for soul being very intertwined with the magic and power system and I’m going to keep sticking to my field and try to expand or comment suggestions for others to use. Plus god of soul, c’mon what’s not to love it leaves so much for interpretation and change.
Edit: it doesn’t even need to be the god of soul but what if it’s just all the souls that haven’t been separated and the person who broke the boundary between the spirit and mortal world caused the soul amalgamation to come into existence due to how many souls were trapped in between the afterlife and mortal world and weren’t exorcised?
*Captain, want to roleplay on The Sphinx of Morning*
That is really interesting lore
Could the [Redacted] be aboleths?
I don't really like that idea tbh. I think redacted could be a being or god, maybe even the land itself, the sun, or the moon.
Okay,
Hm, i like the, like the god of the earth?
What about the god of soul? I kinda established some base themeology for soul being very intertwined with the magic and power system and I’m going to keep sticking to my field and try to expand or comment suggestions for others to use. Plus god of soul, c’mon what’s not to love it leaves so much for interpretation and change.
Maybe there’s a god of land and a god of soul? Soul could be human/dragon aligned and land is just… get off of my goddamn body.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
What about the god of soul? I kinda established some base themeology for soul being very intertwined with the magic and power system and I’m going to keep sticking to my field and try to expand or comment suggestions for others to use. Plus god of soul, c’mon what’s not to love it leaves so much for interpretation and change.
Maybe there’s a god of land and a god of soul? Soul could be human/dragon aligned and land is just… get off of my goddamn body.
Maybe the land god can be called Virenlorach the Ancient!
Just because.
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Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
What about the god of soul? I kinda established some base themeology for soul being very intertwined with the magic and power system and I’m going to keep sticking to my field and try to expand or comment suggestions for others to use. Plus god of soul, c’mon what’s not to love it leaves so much for interpretation and change.
Maybe there’s a god of land and a god of soul? Soul could be human/dragon aligned and land is just… get off of my goddamn body.
Maybe the land god can be called Virenlorach the Ancient!
Just because.
The land is called Virenlorax. Because it is the Lorax, it speaks to the trees, and when you climb all over it’s nose, it really makes it sneeze
*im sorry I’m just trying to be funny…*
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
what if demons are creatures who live way deep down in the vast caves beneath the islands. they have pale skin and no eyes, but their appearance varies vasly beyond that. they're not really an afterlife, but they will kidnap surface creatures to eat them, or sacrifice them to their titanic, fungus-infused demon lords.
their famous chaos is because they function more on instinct than intelligince
Ooh. I vote one of the fungus lords is a master illusionist named Morel...
a demon can become a fungus lord by going deep enough underground, and eating a specific kind of magical fungus that grows from the corpse of one of the first monsters, however, demons aren't smart enough/don't have enough language/are too individualistic to share this knowledge with any other demon
fungus lords can produce mind-affecting spores, which is the basis of the concept of demonic possession, infecting someone with a parasitic fungus, making them paler, photosensitive, and antisocial. they sprout more fungus when they die.
demons have their mutation rate cranked way up, making each demon completely unique, if not viable. evolution in hyper speed.
Wouldn’t it make them more social because it needs to spread.(I missed a lot)
the fungus really only grows in darkness. its easier to stay in the dark if you're antisocial
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
What about the god of soul? I kinda established some base themeology for soul being very intertwined with the magic and power system and I’m going to keep sticking to my field and try to expand or comment suggestions for others to use. Plus god of soul, c’mon what’s not to love it leaves so much for interpretation and change.
Maybe there’s a god of land and a god of soul? Soul could be human/dragon aligned and land is just… get off of my goddamn body.
Maybe the land god can be called Virenlorach the Ancient!
Just because.
The land is called Virenlorax. Because it is the Lorax, it speaks to the trees, and when you climb all over it’s nose, it really makes it sneeze
*im sorry I’m just trying to be funny…*
Lovely. He 100% views even dragons as "annoying young whipper-snappers".
*It is wonderful, I actually saw that movie... if you are referencing the movie I'm thinking of.*
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Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
What about the god of soul? I kinda established some base themeology for soul being very intertwined with the magic and power system and I’m going to keep sticking to my field and try to expand or comment suggestions for others to use. Plus god of soul, c’mon what’s not to love it leaves so much for interpretation and change.
Maybe there’s a god of land and a god of soul? Soul could be human/dragon aligned and land is just… get off of my goddamn body.
Maybe the land god can be called Virenlorach the Ancient!
Just because.
does it need a name? its The Land. eternal. ancient. it remembers long before you were born, and will still be there long after. names come and go. The Land is forever
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
What about the god of soul? I kinda established some base themeology for soul being very intertwined with the magic and power system and I’m going to keep sticking to my field and try to expand or comment suggestions for others to use. Plus god of soul, c’mon what’s not to love it leaves so much for interpretation and change.
Maybe there’s a god of land and a god of soul? Soul could be human/dragon aligned and land is just… get off of my goddamn body.
Maybe the land god can be called Virenlorach the Ancient!
Just because.
The land is called Virenlorax. Because it is the Lorax, it speaks to the trees, and when you climb all over it’s nose, it really makes it sneeze
*im sorry I’m just trying to be funny…*
Lovely. He 100% views even dragons as "annoying young whipper-snappers".
*It is wonderful, I actually saw that movie... if you are referencing the movie I'm thinking of.*
*it’s also a book :3 used to read it when I was a youngster.*
Also truffaluff trees should canonically exist
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
What about the god of soul? I kinda established some base themeology for soul being very intertwined with the magic and power system and I’m going to keep sticking to my field and try to expand or comment suggestions for others to use. Plus god of soul, c’mon what’s not to love it leaves so much for interpretation and change.
Maybe there’s a god of land and a god of soul? Soul could be human/dragon aligned and land is just… get off of my goddamn body.
Maybe the land god can be called Virenlorach the Ancient!
Just because.
The land is called Virenlorax. Because it is the Lorax, it speaks to the trees, and when you climb all over it’s nose, it really makes it sneeze
Lovely. He 100% views even dragons as "annoying young whipper-snappers".
Also truffaluff trees should canonically exist
And all of them are Awakened or Treants, but most of them pretend otherwise?
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when The Land needs protection, it creates a giant.
bursting from the ground at about 10ft tall, they grow rapidly after that, and never truly stop. numerous horns and tusks jut from their leathery skin, dirt caked around their limbs, roots bursting from it. they universally have bulbous, misshapen features, proportionally small brains and long, thick limbs. otherwise, their appearance varies wildly, with variable numbers of eyes, horns and tusks.
the biggest factor in what a Giant looks like is where the came out of. the biome the come from dictates where the giant is most adapted to.
when a Giant dies, they return to the earth, return to the body of The Land. you can still see the sleeping faces of truly enormous giants in the sides of mountains
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when The Land needs protection, it creates a giant.
bursting from the ground at about 10ft tall, they grow rapidly after that, and never truly stop. numerous horns and tusks jut from their leathery skin, dirt caked around their limbs, roots bursting from it. they universally have bulbous, misshapen features, proportionally small brains and long, thick limbs. otherwise, their appearance varies wildly, with variable numbers of eyes, horns and tusks.
the biggest factor in what a Giant looks like is where the came out of. the biome the come from dictates where the giant is most adapted to.
when a Giant dies, they return to the earth, return to the body of The Land. you can still see the sleeping faces of truly enormous giants in the sides of mountains
Fun!
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
tysm!
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
it is tho
Maybe, the humans are miners? And they constandly live with the danger of the spore lords?
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
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I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
I mean, for a functioning society, you will need some mines. and demons will come to the surface sometimes, to take people below (only during the night tho) wich could be an inspiration for using them as a Boogeyman, getting children to bed on time or demons will come and take you away!
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
That is awesome!
Any other ideas?
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
hmmmmn. limiting the mythical creatures to just giants seems kinda limiting....
I like the body system things we have going on tho.....
maybe giants are the killer T cells, and other monsters fill other roles...
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
So they’re like the workers? I really like that.
And then the creatures work to stop the humans from ascending to dragonhood, which means leaving them alone mostly but attacking the ones that try to become dragons or learn that humans were once dragons.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
Wouldn’t it make them more social because it needs to spread.(I missed a lot)
"I have advantage on dex saving throws what could go wrong?"
What about the god of soul? I kinda established some base themeology for soul being very intertwined with the magic and power system and I’m going to keep sticking to my field and try to expand or comment suggestions for others to use. Plus god of soul, c’mon what’s not to love it leaves so much for interpretation and change.
Edit: it doesn’t even need to be the god of soul but what if it’s just all the souls that haven’t been separated and the person who broke the boundary between the spirit and mortal world caused the soul amalgamation to come into existence due to how many souls were trapped in between the afterlife and mortal world and weren’t exorcised?
"I have advantage on dex saving throws what could go wrong?"
Maybe there’s a god of land and a god of soul? Soul could be human/dragon aligned and land is just… get off of my goddamn body.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
Maybe the land god can be called Virenlorach the Ancient!
Just because.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
Goobertio is my hired goon (probably paid), and this is my extended signature: (^v^)
Also, I am a narcissist, used to be aromantic (maybe still am? I dunno...) and 100% a nerd. But, like, a really weird one. More weird than most.
The land is called Virenlorax. Because it is the Lorax, it speaks to the trees, and when you climb all over it’s nose, it really makes it sneeze
*im sorry I’m just trying to be funny…*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
the fungus really only grows in darkness. its easier to stay in the dark if you're antisocial
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Lovely. He 100% views even dragons as "annoying young whipper-snappers".
*It is wonderful, I actually saw that movie... if you are referencing the movie I'm thinking of.*
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
Goobertio is my hired goon (probably paid), and this is my extended signature: (^v^)
Also, I am a narcissist, used to be aromantic (maybe still am? I dunno...) and 100% a nerd. But, like, a really weird one. More weird than most.
does it need a name? its The Land. eternal. ancient. it remembers long before you were born, and will still be there long after. names come and go. The Land is forever
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*it’s also a book :3 used to read it when I was a youngster.*
Also truffaluff trees should canonically exist
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
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And all of them are Awakened or Treants, but most of them pretend otherwise?
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
Goobertio is my hired goon (probably paid), and this is my extended signature: (^v^)
Also, I am a narcissist, used to be aromantic (maybe still am? I dunno...) and 100% a nerd. But, like, a really weird one. More weird than most.
Despite the Lorax fun, yeah, I think that the land shouldn’t have a name.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
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Aww.
Fine, but the SKY definitely does. It's a pompous windbag. And so I dub it... Gilderoy Lockhart!
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
Goobertio is my hired goon (probably paid), and this is my extended signature: (^v^)
Also, I am a narcissist, used to be aromantic (maybe still am? I dunno...) and 100% a nerd. But, like, a really weird one. More weird than most.
when The Land needs protection, it creates a giant.
bursting from the ground at about 10ft tall, they grow rapidly after that, and never truly stop. numerous horns and tusks jut from their leathery skin, dirt caked around their limbs, roots bursting from it. they universally have bulbous, misshapen features, proportionally small brains and long, thick limbs. otherwise, their appearance varies wildly, with variable numbers of eyes, horns and tusks.
the biggest factor in what a Giant looks like is where the came out of. the biome the come from dictates where the giant is most adapted to.
when a Giant dies, they return to the earth, return to the body of The Land. you can still see the sleeping faces of truly enormous giants in the sides of mountains
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Fun!
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!