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DEITY is writing again, another equation. as it finishes, a few palm trees sprout from the grass, with broad leaves to soak up sunlight, and wide root systems to absorb water.

-4 points to make DEITYTrees

*Wanna RP?*

*sure*

Zyrkial is watching humans interact with each other

5

a small, bronze, football-sized flying machine, with four buzzing wings, three metallic tentacles, and a single light blue glowing eye on the front hovers next to them, observing the humans as well.

Hello DIETY

"Greetings. How Is It You Know My//Our Designation?"

"I know many things DIETY." Zyrkial responds

*its DEITY*

"What Is Your Designation Then?"

"What is my designation? Do you mean my domain?"

"Your Designation. What You Are Known As"

"I am Zyrkial."

"Greetings Zyrkial. These Are Exellent Creations"

"Excellent is an overstatement; they are a good canvas to start with, though."

"What Will You Make With Them?"

"I will use their basic structure and alter it to make better and more diverse races."

"Interesting. What Is Your Function?"

"I innovate everything I can control."

"Interesting. I//We Am//Are The God//Divine Power Of Technology"

"Huh, so I suppose we are innately connected."

"When The Time//Place//Climate Is Correct, I//We Will Create My//Our Own Humans"

"Those seem to be a lot of factors for you to care about"

"Yes. Life Is Difficult To Cultivate"

"I can't deny that assessment."

"What Factors Did You Consider When Creating Your Humans?"

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Pronouns: Any/All

About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!

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#324 Dec 8, 2025
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*And Aspen's follower number, 67*

*Save me....*

*......LMFAO*

*Please, somebody save me*

*Nah, I'll let you suffer as Zyrkial evolves his island a bunch or he evolves your cats into panthers*

*Also, I will not make anything else until three more people have made things, because I am stealing all of the things to make

Also, don't make another predator, or the ecosystem will die*

*Rip Gato, I made humans, btw, and I can always evolve some of the humans again and make a few other species*

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I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things

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DEITY is writing again, another equation. as it finishes, a few palm trees sprout from the grass, with broad leaves to soak up sunlight, and wide root systems to absorb water.

-4 points to make DEITYTrees

*Wanna RP?*

*sure*

Zyrkial is watching humans interact with each other

5

a small, bronze, football-sized flying machine, with four buzzing wings, three metallic tentacles, and a single light blue glowing eye on the front hovers next to them, observing the humans as well.

Hello DIETY

"Greetings. How Is It You Know My//Our Designation?"

"I know many things DIETY." Zyrkial responds

*its DEITY*

"What Is Your Designation Then?"

"What is my designation? Do you mean my domain?"

"Your Designation. What You Are Known As"

"I am Zyrkial."

"Greetings Zyrkial. These Are Exellent Creations"

"Excellent is an overstatement; they are a good canvas to start with, though."

"What Will You Make With Them?"

"I will use their basic structure and alter it to make better and more diverse races."

"Interesting. What Is Your Function?"

"I innovate everything I can control."

"Interesting. I//We Am//Are The God//Divine Power Of Technology"

"Huh, so I suppose we are innately connected."

"When The Time//Place//Climate Is Correct, I//We Will Create My//Our Own Humans"

"Those seem to be a lot of factors for you to care about"

"Yes. Life Is Difficult To Cultivate"

"I can't deny that assessment."

"What Factors Did You Consider When Creating Your Humans?"

"Something that's highly adaptable and susceptible to evolution*

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I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran

I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things

Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer

Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
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*And Aspen's follower number, 67*

*Save me....*

*......LMFAO*

*Please, somebody save me*

*Nah, I'll let you suffer as Zyrkial evolves his island a bunch or he evolves your cats into panthers*

*Also, I will not make anything else until three more people have made things, because I am stealing all of the things to make

Also, don't make another predator, or the ecosystem will die*

*Rip Gato, I made humans, btw, and I can always evolve some of the humans again and make a few other species*

*you cant really 'steal' things to make. you can make your own versions of everything*

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Pronouns: Any/All

About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!

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*And Aspen's follower number, 67*

*Save me....*

*......LMFAO*

*Please, somebody save me*

*Nah, I'll let you suffer as Zyrkial evolves his island a bunch or he evolves your cats into panthers*

*Also, I will not make anything else until three more people have made things, because I am stealing all of the things to make

Also, don't make another predator, or the ecosystem will die*

*Rip Gato, I made humans, btw, and I can always evolve some of the humans again and make a few other species*

*Not only on Gato, on all of my gods, and, maybe make something like trees? something, anything, tree would be good actually*

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Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
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DEITY is writing again, another equation. as it finishes, a few palm trees sprout from the grass, with broad leaves to soak up sunlight, and wide root systems to absorb water.

-4 points to make DEITYTrees

*Wanna RP?*

*sure*

Zyrkial is watching humans interact with each other

5

a small, bronze, football-sized flying machine, with four buzzing wings, three metallic tentacles, and a single light blue glowing eye on the front hovers next to them, observing the humans as well.

Hello DIETY

"Greetings. How Is It You Know My//Our Designation?"

"I know many things DIETY." Zyrkial responds

*its DEITY*

"What Is Your Designation Then?"

"What is my designation? Do you mean my domain?"

"Your Designation. What You Are Known As"

"I am Zyrkial."

"Greetings Zyrkial. These Are Exellent Creations"

"Excellent is an overstatement; they are a good canvas to start with, though."

"What Will You Make With Them?"

"I will use their basic structure and alter it to make better and more diverse races."

"Interesting. What Is Your Function?"

"I innovate everything I can control."

"Interesting. I//We Am//Are The God//Divine Power Of Technology"

"Huh, so I suppose we are innately connected."

"When The Time//Place//Climate Is Correct, I//We Will Create My//Our Own Humans"

"Those seem to be a lot of factors for you to care about"

"Yes. Life Is Difficult To Cultivate"

"I can't deny that assessment."

"What Factors Did You Consider When Creating Your Humans?"

"Something that's highly adaptable and susceptible to evolution*

"Interesting"

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Pronouns: Any/All

About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!

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*And Aspen's follower number, 67*

*Save me....*

*......LMFAO*

*Please, somebody save me*

*Nah, I'll let you suffer as Zyrkial evolves his island a bunch or he evolves your cats into panthers*

*Also, I will not make anything else until three more people have made things, because I am stealing all of the things to make

Also, don't make another predator, or the ecosystem will die*

*Rip Gato, I made humans, btw, and I can always evolve some of the humans again and make a few other species*

*you cant really 'steal' things to make. you can make your own versions of everything*

*I know, but out of the people that have made anything, I've 7 of them*

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Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
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*And Aspen's follower number, 67*

*Save me....*

*......LMFAO*

*Please, somebody save me*

*Nah, I'll let you suffer as Zyrkial evolves his island a bunch or he evolves your cats into panthers*

*Also, I will not make anything else until three more people have made things, because I am stealing all of the things to make

Also, don't make another predator, or the ecosystem will die*

*Rip Gato, I made humans, btw, and I can always evolve some of the humans again and make a few other species*

*Not only on Gato, on all of my gods, and, maybe make something like trees? something, anything, tree would be good actually*

*DEITY has its own trees, but those cant live off DEITY's island*

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Pronouns: Any/All

About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!

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*And Aspen's follower number, 67*

*Save me....*

*......LMFAO*

*Please, somebody save me*

*Nah, I'll let you suffer as Zyrkial evolves his island a bunch or he evolves your cats into panthers*

*Also, I will not make anything else until three more people have made things, because I am stealing all of the things to make

Also, don't make another predator, or the ecosystem will die*

*Rip Gato, I made humans, btw, and I can always evolve some of the humans again and make a few other species*

*Not only on Gato, on all of my gods, and, maybe make something like trees? something, anything, tree would be good actually*

*Use aspen to make corn or potatoes*

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I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things

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Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
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DEITY is writing again, another equation. as it finishes, a few palm trees sprout from the grass, with broad leaves to soak up sunlight, and wide root systems to absorb water.

-4 points to make DEITYTrees

*Wanna RP?*

*sure*

Zyrkial is watching humans interact with each other

5

a small, bronze, football-sized flying machine, with four buzzing wings, three metallic tentacles, and a single light blue glowing eye on the front hovers next to them, observing the humans as well.

Hello DIETY

"Greetings. How Is It You Know My//Our Designation?"

"I know many things DIETY." Zyrkial responds

*its DEITY*

"What Is Your Designation Then?"

"What is my designation? Do you mean my domain?"

"Your Designation. What You Are Known As"

"I am Zyrkial."

"Greetings Zyrkial. These Are Exellent Creations"

"Excellent is an overstatement; they are a good canvas to start with, though."

"What Will You Make With Them?"

"I will use their basic structure and alter it to make better and more diverse races."

"Interesting. What Is Your Function?"

"I innovate everything I can control."

"Interesting. I//We Am//Are The God//Divine Power Of Technology"

"Huh, so I suppose we are innately connected."

"When The Time//Place//Climate Is Correct, I//We Will Create My//Our Own Humans"

"Those seem to be a lot of factors for you to care about"

"Yes. Life Is Difficult To Cultivate"

"I can't deny that assessment."

"What Factors Did You Consider When Creating Your Humans?"

"Something that's highly adaptable and susceptible to evolution*

"Interesting"

"How so?"

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I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran

I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things

Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer

Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
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*And Aspen's follower number, 67*

*Save me....*

*......LMFAO*

*Please, somebody save me*

*Nah, I'll let you suffer as Zyrkial evolves his island a bunch or he evolves your cats into panthers*

*Also, I will not make anything else until three more people have made things, because I am stealing all of the things to make

Also, don't make another predator, or the ecosystem will die*

*Rip Gato, I made humans, btw, and I can always evolve some of the humans again and make a few other species*

*Not only on Gato, on all of my gods, and, maybe make something like trees? something, anything, tree would be good actually*

*DEITY has its own trees, but those cant live off DEITY's island*

*I know*

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Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
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*And Aspen's follower number, 67*

*Save me....*

*......LMFAO*

*Please, somebody save me*

*Nah, I'll let you suffer as Zyrkial evolves his island a bunch or he evolves your cats into panthers*

*Also, I will not make anything else until three more people have made things, because I am stealing all of the things to make

Also, don't make another predator, or the ecosystem will die*

*Rip Gato, I made humans, btw, and I can always evolve some of the humans again and make a few other species*

*Not only on Gato, on all of my gods, and, maybe make something like trees? something, anything, tree would be good actually*

*Use aspen to make corn or potatoes*

*Did already, made Cows and Corn*

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Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
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DEITY is writing again, another equation. as it finishes, a few palm trees sprout from the grass, with broad leaves to soak up sunlight, and wide root systems to absorb water.

-4 points to make DEITYTrees

*Wanna RP?*

*sure*

Zyrkial is watching humans interact with each other

5

a small, bronze, football-sized flying machine, with four buzzing wings, three metallic tentacles, and a single light blue glowing eye on the front hovers next to them, observing the humans as well.

Hello DIETY

"Greetings. How Is It You Know My//Our Designation?"

"I know many things DIETY." Zyrkial responds

*its DEITY*

"What Is Your Designation Then?"

"What is my designation? Do you mean my domain?"

"Your Designation. What You Are Known As"

"I am Zyrkial."

"Greetings Zyrkial. These Are Exellent Creations"

"Excellent is an overstatement; they are a good canvas to start with, though."

"What Will You Make With Them?"

"I will use their basic structure and alter it to make better and more diverse races."

"Interesting. What Is Your Function?"

"I innovate everything I can control."

"Interesting. I//We Am//Are The God//Divine Power Of Technology"

"Huh, so I suppose we are innately connected."

"When The Time//Place//Climate Is Correct, I//We Will Create My//Our Own Humans"

"Those seem to be a lot of factors for you to care about"

"Yes. Life Is Difficult To Cultivate"

"I can't deny that assessment."

"What Factors Did You Consider When Creating Your Humans?"

"Something that's highly adaptable and susceptible to evolution*

"Interesting"

"How so?"

"You Plan Well"

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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!

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*And Aspen's follower number, 67*

*Save me....*

*......LMFAO*

*Please, somebody save me*

*Nah, I'll let you suffer as Zyrkial evolves his island a bunch or he evolves your cats into panthers*

*Also, I will not make anything else until three more people have made things, because I am stealing all of the things to make

Also, don't make another predator, or the ecosystem will die*

*Rip Gato, I made humans, btw, and I can always evolve some of the humans again and make a few other species*

*Not only on Gato, on all of my gods, and, maybe make something like trees? something, anything, tree would be good actually*

*Use aspen to make corn or potatoes*

*Did already, made Cows and Corn*

*You should be fine, then you can have your humans use cow poop as fertilizer and increase your production*

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I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran

I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things

Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer

Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
#337 Dec 8, 2025
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Quote from Balthoran >>

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*And Aspen's follower number, 67*

*Save me....*

*......LMFAO*

*Please, somebody save me*

*Nah, I'll let you suffer as Zyrkial evolves his island a bunch or he evolves your cats into panthers*

*Also, I will not make anything else until three more people have made things, because I am stealing all of the things to make

Also, don't make another predator, or the ecosystem will die*

*Rip Gato, I made humans, btw, and I can always evolve some of the humans again and make a few other species*

*Not only on Gato, on all of my gods, and, maybe make something like trees? something, anything, tree would be good actually*

*Use aspen to make corn or potatoes*

*Did already, made Cows and Corn*

*You should be fine, then you can have your humans use cow poop as fertilizer and increase your production*

*Wow*

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Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
#338 Dec 8, 2025
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*GTG*

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Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
#339 Dec 8, 2025
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*Cut with captain*

"It was more haphazard than anything by my standards."

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I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things

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Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
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Quote from TheGatoLover >>

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*And Aspen's follower number, 67*

*Save me....*

*......LMFAO*

*Please, somebody save me*

*Nah, I'll let you suffer as Zyrkial evolves his island a bunch or he evolves your cats into panthers*

*Also, I will not make anything else until three more people have made things, because I am stealing all of the things to make

Also, don't make another predator, or the ecosystem will die*

*Rip Gato, I made humans, btw, and I can always evolve some of the humans again and make a few other species*

*Not only on Gato, on all of my gods, and, maybe make something like trees? something, anything, tree would be good actually*

*Use aspen to make corn or potatoes*

*Did already, made Cows and Corn*

*You should be fine, then you can have your humans use cow poop as fertilizer and increase your production*

*Wow*

*Wow, what?*

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I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran

I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things

Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer

Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
#341 Dec 8, 2025
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*Cut with captain*

"It was more haphazard than anything by my standards."

"Fascinating"

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Pronouns: Any/All

About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!

Alignment: Neutral Evil

Currently rampaging through life
#342 Dec 8, 2025
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*Cut with Gato*

"Everybody, little one? Every creature that inhabits this nascent world?" She smiles, which turns into a crooked, wicked grin. "And you came all this way to meet unimportant me? That certainly deserves a round of applause --- and a tale, if you'd agree..."

"Nay, I do not sit still well, nor should you try to make me"

"Ah. Perhaps not, then. Are you one of...them?"

*She clearly means gods*

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Hustle like I bag groceries
Bad hoes be on me then get mad lonely
'Cause I ain't getting too attached, I'm tryna grab trophies
And anything that's in the way just gettin' gassed, brodie
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