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Umbra is floating close to DEITY, wandering above their island. “Hello. What are you?”

"I//We Am//Are DEITY. What Is Your Designation//Function?"

“I Lord over the depths of water. Are you a god? You look… peculiar.”

"Yes. I//We Am//Are A God//Divine Power, Of Techology//Machines Specifically. My//Our Apperance Is How I//We Were Created"

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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!

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#609 Dec 9, 2025
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Umbra is floating close to DEITY, wandering above their island. “Hello. What are you?”

"I//We Am//Are DEITY. What Is Your Designation//Function?"

“I Lord over the depths of water. Are you a god? You look… peculiar.”

"Yes. I//We Am//Are A God//Divine Power, Of Techology//Machines Specifically. My//Our Apperance Is How I//We Were Created"

“Ah. Interesting. I do not concern myself with technology - my water might destroy it.”

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Hiii :3

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Love all soulsbourne and soulslike games + metroidvanias.
#610 Dec 9, 2025
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Umbra is floating close to DEITY, wandering above their island. “Hello. What are you?”

"I//We Am//Are DEITY. What Is Your Designation//Function?"

“I Lord over the depths of water. Are you a god? You look… peculiar.”

"Yes. I//We Am//Are A God//Divine Power, Of Techology//Machines Specifically. My//Our Apperance Is How I//We Were Created"

“Ah. Interesting. I do not concern myself with technology - my water might destroy it.”

"I//We Am//Are Waterproof//Weatherproof"

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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!

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#611 Dec 9, 2025
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Umbra is floating close to DEITY, wandering above their island. “Hello. What are you?”

"I//We Am//Are DEITY. What Is Your Designation//Function?"

“I Lord over the depths of water. Are you a god? You look… peculiar.”

"Yes. I//We Am//Are A God//Divine Power, Of Techology//Machines Specifically. My//Our Apperance Is How I//We Were Created"

“Ah. Interesting. I do not concern myself with technology - my water might destroy it.”

"I//We Am//Are Waterproof//Weatherproof"

“I should’ve guessed. Do you believe you could make machines that are waterproof? If so, we could make a good alliance.”

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Hiii :3

14yo cancer, bisexual(maybe Pan?), Genderfluid femboy, prefer She/They but don’t mind what pronouns you call me

Love all soulsbourne and soulslike games + metroidvanias.
#612 Dec 9, 2025
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*Does anyone want a Shesheshen?*

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*Does anyone want a Shesheshen?*

*Sure, but I’ll have to leave soon*

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Hiii :3

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Love all soulsbourne and soulslike games + metroidvanias.
#614 Dec 9, 2025
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Umbra is floating close to DEITY, wandering above their island. “Hello. What are you?”

"I//We Am//Are DEITY. What Is Your Designation//Function?"

“I Lord over the depths of water. Are you a god? You look… peculiar.”

"Yes. I//We Am//Are A God//Divine Power, Of Techology//Machines Specifically. My//Our Apperance Is How I//We Were Created"

“Ah. Interesting. I do not concern myself with technology - my water might destroy it.”

"I//We Am//Are Waterproof//Weatherproof"

“I should’ve guessed. Do you believe you could make machines that are waterproof? If so, we could make a good alliance.”

"I//We Already Have" a bronze, football-sized drone, with four buzzing wings, three manipulative tentacles, and a single light-blue eye on the front flies to the main body of DEITY.

"All Drones I//We Create Are Waterproof//Weatherproof"

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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!

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*Does anyone want a Shesheshen?*

*Waddat?*

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*Waddat?*

*his God*

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#617 Dec 9, 2025
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Umbra is floating close to DEITY, wandering above their island. “Hello. What are you?”

"I//We Am//Are DEITY. What Is Your Designation//Function?"

“I Lord over the depths of water. Are you a god? You look… peculiar.”

"Yes. I//We Am//Are A God//Divine Power, Of Techology//Machines Specifically. My//Our Apperance Is How I//We Were Created"

“Ah. Interesting. I do not concern myself with technology - my water might destroy it.”

"I//We Am//Are Waterproof//Weatherproof"

“I should’ve guessed. Do you believe you could make machines that are waterproof? If so, we could make a good alliance.”

"I//We Already Have" a bronze, football-sized drone, with four buzzing wings, three manipulative tentacles, and a single light-blue eye on the front flies to the main body of DEITY.

"All Drones I//We Create Are Waterproof//Weatherproof"

“Wonderful! Those tentacles are beautifully created.” though her face doesn’t react, the orbs of light around her bounce as if with joy.

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Hiii :3

14yo cancer, bisexual(maybe Pan?), Genderfluid femboy, prefer She/They but don’t mind what pronouns you call me

Love all soulsbourne and soulslike games + metroidvanias.
#618 Dec 9, 2025
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Umbra is floating close to DEITY, wandering above their island. “Hello. What are you?”

"I//We Am//Are DEITY. What Is Your Designation//Function?"

“I Lord over the depths of water. Are you a god? You look… peculiar.”

"Yes. I//We Am//Are A God//Divine Power, Of Techology//Machines Specifically. My//Our Apperance Is How I//We Were Created"

“Ah. Interesting. I do not concern myself with technology - my water might destroy it.”

"I//We Am//Are Waterproof//Weatherproof"

“I should’ve guessed. Do you believe you could make machines that are waterproof? If so, we could make a good alliance.”

"I//We Already Have" a bronze, football-sized drone, with four buzzing wings, three manipulative tentacles, and a single light-blue eye on the front flies to the main body of DEITY.

"All Drones I//We Create Are Waterproof//Weatherproof"

“Wonderful! Those tentacles are beautifully created.” though her face doesn’t react, the orbs of light around her bounce as if with joy.

"I//We Find Them Superior For Manipulating Objects"

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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!

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*I have something to reveal. All this time, all these two days, I have been manipulating you. You have been working towards my agenda-creating a collaborative worldbuilding project. Muahahahhahahahahha.*

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*I have something to reveal. All this time, all these two days, I have been manipulating you. You have been working towards my agenda-creating a collaborative worldbuilding project. Muahahahhahahahahha.*

*LE GASP!*

*betrayal!*

**swoons**

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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!

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*I have something to reveal. All this time, all these two days, I have been manipulating you. You have been working towards my agenda-creating a collaborative worldbuilding project. Muahahahhahahahahha.*

*LE GASP!*

*betrayal!*

**swoons**

*MUAHAHAHAHAHA! And now that you are uhhhh immersed, it does not matter that you know my plan...*

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*I have something to reveal. All this time, all these two days, I have been manipulating you. You have been working towards my agenda-creating a collaborative worldbuilding project. Muahahahhahahahahha.*

*LE GASP!*

*betrayal!*

**swoons**

*MUAHAHAHAHAHA! And now that you are uhhhh immersed, it does not matter that you know my plan...*

*curse you! you knew I couldn't help but get invested!*

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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!

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*I have something to reveal. All this time, all these two days, I have been manipulating you. You have been working towards my agenda-creating a collaborative worldbuilding project. Muahahahhahahahahha.*

*LE GASP!*

*betrayal!*

**swoons**

*MUAHAHAHAHAHA! And now that you are uhhhh immersed, it does not matter that you know my plan...*

*curse you! you knew I couldn't help but get invested!*

*Oh yeah that was the word I was looking for.*

*Hehehehehehhe*

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*I have something to reveal. All this time, all these two days, I have been manipulating you. You have been working towards my agenda-creating a collaborative worldbuilding project. Muahahahhahahahahha.*

*LE GASP!*

*betrayal!*

**swoons**

*MUAHAHAHAHAHA! And now that you are uhhhh immersed, it does not matter that you know my plan...*

*curse you! you knew I couldn't help but get invested!*

*Oh yeah that was the word I was looking for.*

*Hehehehehehhe*

*did you like what world building you got?*

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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!

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*I have something to reveal. All this time, all these two days, I have been manipulating you. You have been working towards my agenda-creating a collaborative worldbuilding project. Muahahahhahahahahha.*

*LE GASP!*

*betrayal!*

**swoons**

*MUAHAHAHAHAHA! And now that you are uhhhh immersed, it does not matter that you know my plan...*

*curse you! you knew I couldn't help but get invested!*

*Oh yeah that was the word I was looking for.*

*Hehehehehehhe*

*Ah! I knew it all along! That's why I had my tinfoil hat...*

*looks up and looks around*

*...my tinfoil hat...*

*looks up again, confused*

*[shouting] Hey, Mom, where'd you put my tinfoil hat?*

*[muffled, from upstairs] Oh, I used it to wrap my burrito!*

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*Does anyone want a Shesheshen?*

*Waddat?*

*his God*

*Goddess of Tales, Storytelling, and Culture. She might eat you, if she finds you delectable.*

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*I have something to reveal. All this time, all these two days, I have been manipulating you. You have been working towards my agenda-creating a collaborative worldbuilding project. Muahahahhahahahahha.*

*LE GASP!*

*betrayal!*

**swoons**

*MUAHAHAHAHAHA! And now that you are uhhhh immersed, it does not matter that you know my plan...*

*curse you! you knew I couldn't help but get invested!*

*Oh yeah that was the word I was looking for.*

*Hehehehehehhe*

*Ah! I knew it all along! That's why I had my tinfoil hat...*

*looks up and looks around*

*...my tinfoil hat...*

*looks up again, confused*

*[shouting] Hey, Mom, where'd you put my tinfoil hat?*

*[muffled, from upstairs] Oh, I used it to wrap my burrito!*

*OOOOH BURRITO! I'M GONNA STEAL IT! I LOVE BURRITOS!*

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