"Er, I don't think it's a good idea to do that. You'd need permission from the boss. He owns it." The creature in the box starts crying. It sounds like a young girl.
"Can you lead me to your boss?"
"He's -" "Busy right now." The first interrupts. "He doesn't have time for this, and neither do we for that matter."
Sarlok is flying about, their four wings creating powerful winds
Reignr appears right behind him and says, "Hello, I am Reignr. May I inquire yours?"
they whirl. "I am Sarlok, the Thunder Serpent. what brings you to me?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*Are you sure that nature gods have slower progression?*
*Uhhhhhh no.*
*....so reignr may or may not be at category 4 already*
*To be fair, it looks like reignr hasn’t created anything yet*
*It's makes more sense to bomb rush the categories with reignr and worry about creating stuff later*
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist,Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
Bríz is gonna enhance four mortals by giving them regeneration and radiant attacks. I’ll make stat blocks for them soon.
Followers: 17
pat pat
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist,Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
Bríz is gonna enhance four mortals by giving them regeneration and radiant attacks. I’ll make stat blocks for them soon.
Followers: 17
Sarlok is watching from their cloud orbiting the peak of the serpent's mount
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Bríz is gonna enhance four mortals by giving them regeneration and radiant attacks. I’ll make stat blocks for them soon.
Followers: 17
Sarlok is watching from their cloud orbiting the peak of the serpent's mount
Bríz flies up to Sarlok. “We now have many allies in our war. I am confident we will prevail. Only I must make sure our people stay safe…”
"excellent job. I can keep our people safe. put a hurricane over the mountain with it as its eye"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Hello! Call me Tana or Tantan My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Genderfae, Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual I'm nonbinary, but I use she/her pronouns because I don't like they/them :[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
*Gato Dice rolls not yet available for this section.*
*Atherial Dice rolls not yet available for this section.*
*I hate these dice*
4
8
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Hello! Call me Tana or Tantan My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Genderfae, Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual I'm nonbinary, but I use she/her pronouns because I don't like they/them :[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
Bríz is gonna enhance four mortals by giving them regeneration and radiant attacks. I’ll make stat blocks for them soon.
Followers: 17
Sarlok is watching from their cloud orbiting the peak of the serpent's mount
Bríz flies up to Sarlok. “We now have many allies in our war. I am confident we will prevail. Only I must make sure our people stay safe…”
"excellent job. I can keep our people safe. put a hurricane over the mountain with it as its eye"
“Brilliant. Do that. Thank you, friend.”
"you mentioned allies. whom?"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"He's -" "Busy right now." The first interrupts. "He doesn't have time for this, and neither do we for that matter."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
they whirl. "I am Sarlok, the Thunder Serpent. what brings you to me?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*hey nanner*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*hello!*
Am Bananer
Been bananering since 2023
*hru?*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*I’m good, you?*
Am Bananer
Been bananering since 2023
*gud*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*To be fair, it looks like reignr hasn’t created anything yet*
*It's makes more sense to bomb rush the categories with reignr and worry about creating stuff later*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist,Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
PM me the word avocado :P
Extended sig
Bríz is gonna enhance four mortals by giving them regeneration and radiant attacks. I’ll make stat blocks for them soon.
Followers: 22
Am Bananer
Been bananering since 2023
pat pat
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist,Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
PM me the word avocado :P
Extended sig
Sarlok is watching from their cloud orbiting the peak of the serpent's mount
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Rolling Creation Points:
Roz: 7
Abattoir: 5
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Bríz flies up to Sarlok. “We now have many allies in our war. I am confident we will prevail. Only I must make sure our people stay safe…”
Am Bananer
Been bananering since 2023
"excellent job. I can keep our people safe. put a hurricane over the mountain with it as its eye"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Gato 4*
*Atherial 10*
Hello! Call me Tana or Tantan
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Genderfae, Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual
I'm nonbinary, but I use she/her pronouns because I don't like they/them
:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
“Brilliant. Do that. Thank you, friend.”
Am Bananer
Been bananering since 2023
*I hate these dice*
4
8
Hello! Call me Tana or Tantan
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Genderfae, Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual
I'm nonbinary, but I use she/her pronouns because I don't like they/them
:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
"you mentioned allies. whom?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Rozpacz, one I met a while ago, and possibly more.”
Am Bananer
Been bananering since 2023