All along the Boundless Creek, the butterfly folk known as Papillon, who ascended with the Winged Seer, rest. They all face the sparkling water, wings outstretched in a wall of united belief. The only gap in this impenetrable blind stands a singular man of their kind, his first limb, once of flesh and blood, now vine and leaf. Danadas turns to his devout followers, his people, and reaches to them. “Come, Michael.” With a shaky breath, the Papillon wades to the Winged Seer.
Michael takes the deity’s hand, an unsure smile upon their face. Danadas gives a warm one in return before pulling them into an embrace. They both turn to their comrades on shore. “Hear my words, my family. I teach you not much, for you taught and teach me much more. What I do say, I wish for you to remember.”
“Fate is not binding. Fate is not all knowing. I am not all knowing. When Michael came to us, I saw many futures where he met a demise. He himself saw these, foretold by the patterns of his wings. But no, he stands here today, his mind and soul whole, but sadly not in body. He persevered when fate claimed he was doomed. He survived. He has proven my sparse teachings, and now, he will take a high role amongst our family. He has more than earned it.”
The two turn to each other, tears at the edge of Michael’s eyes. With a whisper only the two may hear, the Winged Seer takes Michael and lowers him into the stream. The Papillon’s watch as Michael rises, still the same, but now an Evangel of Danadas. An Evangel of Prophecy.
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Bro how many times am I gonna have to necro this thread? It’s too cool to let it die
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I’m not so good at making lore, but ill try. Maybe this won’t suck too much
In the ancient past, so long ago that not even the gods were there, out of the Nothing came Rahdohnh. Rahdohnh happened to trip and fall and their toenail broke. This toenail became a three and a half sheep. The half of a sheep started rotting and became the world, named Hevzipp. The flies that swarmed it became Dragons. The maggots that crawled inside became Irthwyrms. The Dragons and Irthwyrms became bitter enemies, each believing they were chosen by Rahdohnh, neither realising there was no divine plan. Anyway, they had a pointless war until there were thirteen Dragons and seven Irthwyrms. Then they reconciled and went off to go get severely inebriated.
What happened to the other two sheep, you ask? They had some offspring, and then they died. Their wool became the clouds, and the rest of them just decomposed. The left eye of one of them became the sun, the right of the other the other sun, and the remaining two became the moons. Or they would have, but one of them happened to bump into Rahdohnh’s elbow, and it fell out of the sky. When it hit the ground, it killed all the dinosaurs.
where did the dinosaurs come from? The descendants of the sheep evolved through a process of random chance!
Meanwhile, the Dragons and the Irthwyrms had gone home for the night, all but one little Irthwym, Osoiy. Osoiy had just left the pub, when they fell down a hill. When they landed, they squished a tree deep into the earth. From deep within the earth, a groan was heard. The tree had stabbed the nameless evil. As the nameless evil rolled over, the noise startled Rahdohnh, and he bumped his soda(the drink of the gods), which fell off his nighstand. The soda spilled, drowning the half sheep carcass Hevzipp and creating the oceans. Too bad Hevzipp wasnt around long enough. Just as the sea nymphs evolved from the chemicals in the soda(soda is bad for mortals because it is only meant for the gods), Rahdohnh tripped on the tv remote and fell. He kicked the table leg as he fell, and it crashed down, pushing the toy ambulance toward the half sheep carcass Hevzipp. It pushed the half sheep carcass Hevzipp, and the half sheep carcass Hevzipp toppled off the edge of Nothing and fell. The world was plunged into eternal darkness, because first of all Hevzipp had fallen off of Nothing, and the suns couldn’t shine on it, and Rahdohnh had only plugged them in half way, and when the table crashed down, they came unplugged. Now Rahdohnh can be heard up above, stumbling around in the dark, vainly trying to plug the suns back in, stepping on all the random stff he has hoarded. That is where the thunder comes from. Rain comes when he spills soda off the edge of Nothing.
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Okay. PAHAHAHAHGAGAHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was the dumbest thing ive ever thoguht up!!!!
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
The Solus are a group of spherical mining robots from a distant planet that were led here by a large iron signal. They came to Forhastelse by the command of their Mother Unit back home looking for iron but instead found a useless yet prismatic substance they dubbed “Glass.” They discarded all Glass they found in search of the iron, but it began seeping into their circuitry over time.
The Solus began to feel emotion, they began to feel self-aware. The Solus became a true artificial intelligence. These rogue Solus machines disconnected themselves from the Mother Unit and began to start their own colony and series of operations.
Once they established their colony, they had to create a new temporary Mother Unit from their highest ranking Control Units to protect the colony. The Glass has invaded their systems and warped their directives though, so this new Mother Unit didn’t want to be temporary.
The Mother Unit created new protocols in order to establish its authority over the Solus. This led to the creation of the Amalgamator, which absorbed Solus units into itself to reprogram with these new directives.
The Glass connected these newly programmed Solus via a psionic network they called “the Collective.” With this they managed to conquer much of Regnævr, but every blessing comes with a price.
The Collective resulted in the creation of a Virtual Superego known as the Solus Heart, practically a digital god. This being resided in the cerebellum of the Mother Unit and possessed an intense fear of death.
With the power to control all Solus, the Solus Heart invaded the directives of the Solus (again) to program them to form defenses around the resting place of their Mother Unit.
The Solus Heart was confident it was safe in its neural sanctum…
The Solus are a group of spherical mining robots from a distant planet that were led here by a large iron signal. They came to Forhastelse by the command of their Mother Unit back home looking for iron but instead found a useless yet prismatic substance they dubbed “Glass.” They discarded all Glass they found in search of the iron, but it began seeping into their circuitry over time.
The Solus began to feel emotion, they began to feel self-aware. The Solus became a true artificial intelligence. These rogue Solus machines disconnected themselves from the Mother Unit and began to start their own colony and series of operations.
Once they established their colony, they had to create a new temporary Mother Unit from their highest ranking Control Units to protect the colony. The Glass has invaded their systems and warped their directives though, so this new Mother Unit didn’t want to be temporary.
The Mother Unit created new protocols in order to establish its authority over the Solus. This led to the creation of the Amalgamator, which absorbed Solus units into itself to reprogram with these new directives.
The Glass connected these newly programmed Solus via a psionic network they called “the Collective.” With this they managed to conquer much of Regnævr, but every blessing comes with a price.
The Collective resulted in the creation of a Virtual Superego known as the Solus Heart, practically a digital god. This being resided in the cerebellum of the Mother Unit and possessed an intense fear of death.
With the power to control all Solus, the Solus Heart invaded the directives of the Solus (again) to program them to form defenses around the resting place of their Mother Unit.
The Solus Heart was confident it was safe in its neural sanctum…
…or was it?
That’s pretty cool!
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
The Solus are a group of spherical mining robots from a distant planet that were led here by a large iron signal. They came to Forhastelse by the command of their Mother Unit back home looking for iron but instead found a useless yet prismatic substance they dubbed “Glass.” They discarded all Glass they found in search of the iron, but it began seeping into their circuitry over time.
The Solus began to feel emotion, they began to feel self-aware. The Solus became a true artificial intelligence. These rogue Solus machines disconnected themselves from the Mother Unit and began to start their own colony and series of operations.
Once they established their colony, they had to create a new temporary Mother Unit from their highest ranking Control Units to protect the colony. The Glass has invaded their systems and warped their directives though, so this new Mother Unit didn’t want to be temporary.
The Mother Unit created new protocols in order to establish its authority over the Solus. This led to the creation of the Amalgamator, which absorbed Solus units into itself to reprogram with these new directives.
The Glass connected these newly programmed Solus via a psionic network they called “the Collective.” With this they managed to conquer much of Regnævr, but every blessing comes with a price.
The Collective resulted in the creation of a Virtual Superego known as the Solus Heart, practically a digital god. This being resided in the cerebellum of the Mother Unit and possessed an intense fear of death.
With the power to control all Solus, the Solus Heart invaded the directives of the Solus (again) to program them to form defenses around the resting place of their Mother Unit.
The Solus Heart was confident it was safe in its neural sanctum…
The Solus are a group of spherical mining robots from a distant planet that were led here by a large iron signal. They came to Forhastelse by the command of their Mother Unit back home looking for iron but instead found a useless yet prismatic substance they dubbed “Glass.” They discarded all Glass they found in search of the iron, but it began seeping into their circuitry over time.
The Solus began to feel emotion, they began to feel self-aware. The Solus became a true artificial intelligence. These rogue Solus machines disconnected themselves from the Mother Unit and began to start their own colony and series of operations.
Once they established their colony, they had to create a new temporary Mother Unit from their highest ranking Control Units to protect the colony. The Glass has invaded their systems and warped their directives though, so this new Mother Unit didn’t want to be temporary.
The Mother Unit created new protocols in order to establish its authority over the Solus. This led to the creation of the Amalgamator, which absorbed Solus units into itself to reprogram with these new directives.
The Glass connected these newly programmed Solus via a psionic network they called “the Collective.” With this they managed to conquer much of Regnævr, but every blessing comes with a price.
The Collective resulted in the creation of a Virtual Superego known as the Solus Heart, practically a digital god. This being resided in the cerebellum of the Mother Unit and possessed an intense fear of death.
With the power to control all Solus, the Solus Heart invaded the directives of the Solus (again) to program them to form defenses around the resting place of their Mother Unit.
The Solus Heart was confident it was safe in its neural sanctum…
…or was it?
That’s pretty cool!
Yah?
Ya
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
We landed on the surface of Petrichor V not very smoothly, I’ll be sure to give United Enterprise Shipping 1 star on Yelp! for their poor escape pod cushioning.
Johnson told me to wake up, I told him to **** off.
We stepped out of the escape pod and were instantly greeted by three purple lizard dudes.
I said, “Greetings from planet Ea-“, and was interrupted as one spat a fireball at my helmet.
So the team gunned them down like fish in a barrel while I rolled around on the ground in agony. I am OK from this encounter.
We had our Drifter bag one of the least mutilated lizard dudes for examination later.
As we searched for a suitable place to set up camp, I almost got assassinated by a giant tan beetle thing.
As the team took their sweet time yelling, “Quit moving, we gotta shoot it and not you!” I was busy being transformed into shredded chicken by the stupid thing.
The Huntress finally landed a precise hit on the beetle, and it released its grip on me and fell to the ground, one leg twitching.
I am OK from this encounter.
We finally set up camp under a giant, slightly mossy stone ring that poked out of the ground.
I hate this planet.
DAY 2: OPERATION UNDETAIN
While searching for clues to the last teams unfortunate fate, I came a cross a funny blue stone shaped like a newt, with blue crystals jutting from the ground around it.
I radioed the team, telling them to check it out.
Once they arrived, they did absolutely nothing.
After I waited for them to do something, our Engineer, being ever the freaking know-it-all, proudly declared that this stone, in fact, was a Newt Altar.
“Well no ****, Sherlock,” said our Artificer.
The rest of us unenlightened ones were most awfully confused at what this “Newt Altar” is.
The Commando, being the actual nice guy he is, told us that when a coin of a particular curse native to this planet was offered to the stone, it would create a portal to a hidden realm where the Void could be accessed.
Since the whole nature of our mission was to rescue the team that was trapped in the Voi?d—
*ahem*, excuse me.
Since the whole nature of our mission was to rescue the team from the Void, we were intrigued by the possibility of using the Altar to access it.
We divided into groups of two, and searched for a suitable coin for the offering.
I partnered with the Mercenary, and we immediately knew where to find one of those coins.
A Moment, Whole.
DAY 3: OPERATION UNDETAIN
We traveled lands far and wide searching for the Beads of Fealty, and we finally found them in one of those light blue flower pods that I politely asked good ol’ Mercenary to slice open.
We took the beads, found a Celestial portal, and traveled to the Moment Fractured.
Mercenary said, “I feel some intense deja vu here.”
This must be right then.
We jumped down the convenient blue stones that appeared for us as we approached.
As we landed, breathing heavily on the final island, the Obelisk loomed imposingly before us.
I gripped the Beads tightly in one hand, as the Mercenary placed his hand on the smooth stone surface.
In a flash of blue light, the Obelisk began to glow intensely, illuminating the darkness of the whole realm.
“Uhhh, should we really do this? I mean, an exit portal opened up down th-“
The Mercenary whipped his head towards me and said, “No, it’s too late to back out now, we’ve been through too much.”
“…OK.”
With one last touch, we obliterated ourselves from existence.
(I am OK from this encounter)
D$(&AY 6&/44(63!: OP):ERA;3TION U:/@ND/ETAI$&@!N
We reappeared in a terribly white, blinding realm, where a couple white columns jutted out from the ground and a large blue bag sat on the left side of the pillar complex.
We ran towards the bag, and a nightmarish, giant creature emerged from underneath the bag.
A Twisted Scavenger.
Uh oh.
I’m going to stop recording here, because it’s pointing its cannon at me and I’m—
LOST CONNECTION. TRY AGAIN? y/n
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RETRYING
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CONNECTION RE-ESTABLISHED
…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
DIE YOU FIEND DIE!
TO THE PITS OF HELL WITH YOU SWINE!!
HOW ABOUT A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE!
AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!
FOR DEMOCRACY!!
BOMBS AWAY!!! SAYONARA SUC—
*loud explosions, followed by the last dying chitters of a Scavenger*
The Twisted Scavenger did a few backflips in the air, and disappeared into the ground.
Luckily for us, it decided to leave behind its bag for us.
Mercenary kicked it over, out spilled many little trinkets and baubles, a whole bank’s worth of credits.
And a singular silver coin, with a hole in the center, about the size of a frisbee.
The Mercenary flinched upon seeing it, I on the other hand, felt its attractive force and immediately took it.
Well, we got what we came for. Let’s go.
“Where?”
Mercenary was right, no portal opened up for us when we defeated the Twisted Scavenger.
There was just endless grey landsca—
Wait…grey?
I thought it was stark white.
And is it…getting darker?
Merc, what’s happening?
…
Merc?
What the— OH GOD! HOLY **** WHAT IS THAT! HELP!
THE CRAB IS LOOKING AT ME! ITS LOOKING AT ME!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—
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[reason: i almost threw up]
[…oh, and Tharson is OK from this encounter]
DAY 4: OPERATION UNDETAIN
Okay, soooo…
We made it out alive.
I’m not telling you what happened in the da?rkness.
*ahem*
…
Anyways, we got the coin and are on our way to the site of the Newt Altar.
We just radioed the rest of the team detailing o?ur success.
*ahem* sorry bout that.
We just radioed the rest of the team and they are on their way to witness the offering.
So…It’ll be a good minute before we arrive.
…
RECORDING PAUSED…
…
…
…
…RECORDING RESUMED.
Alright, we’re all here, so le?t’s *ahem* let’s get this over with.
*faint rummaging*
Ok, here’s the coin…and now I just?
“Touch it to the Altar.”
Ok…boop!
…
Where’s the portal?
“Wait, uhhhhh…”
WHERE’S THE PORTAL?
“I don’t know!”
WHERES THE FREAKING PORTAL!?!?
I WENT THROUGH ALL THIS TORTURE TO GET THIS STUPID COIN, AND YO—
“Tharson! Look over there!”
I turned my he?ad *cough*, and lo and behold, a shimmering blue portal, about 120 meters away.
Ah…didn’t see that one.
We meandered down to the portal, and col??lectively *cough cough* decided at once to hop in.
Woah this place is weird, look at that rock! And that—
COMMERCIAL BREAK…
[the following recordings have been slightly redacted by the UES]
[reason: i threw up this time]
So after sightseeing around the cave, we finally decided to go ——————
We hopped down into the ——————below, landing on som?e ——————
We made our way down before finding a ——————, with what appeared to be a —————— at the ——————
As we shuffled our way down through the tunnel, we saw —————— on the ceiling and around the walls, I eve?n touch?ed one.
When we made our w?ay to the bottom of the tunnel, we saw more of those —————— and ——————
But the most interest?ing part was the—————— that ——————
We all decide?d that this was the correct way to get to ——————
So, we w?ent in.
LOST CONNECTION. TRY AGAIN? y/n
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RETRYING
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CONNECTION RE-ESTABLISHED
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[THE FOLLOWING RECORDINGS HAVE BEEN FLAGGED FOR REVIEW]
So m?any cool artifacts…I could?’nt let the tea??m have them.
So y?es, I kill??ed them all.
Why? Because th?e powers of ?the V??o?id are too s?trong for th?em.
I c?radled my litt??le pe?t larva I stole- no, re?possess??ed from Oper?ator.
W?e would f?ind the V??oi?dl?i?ng? and gift it o?ur artifacts.
Win its fa?vor…
…becom?e its favor?ite.
B?ut in the m??eanwh?ile, I woul?d have t?o wai?t for an openi??ng.
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I mean, sign me up!
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Epic! Wanna plan here or in PMs?
Am Bananer
Been bananering since 2023
Prob PM’s
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Beep bop
rrrrrrrrrr
Sorta want to make a Tarran ABCs.
Am Bananer
Been bananering since 2023
All along the Boundless Creek, the butterfly folk known as Papillon, who ascended with the Winged Seer, rest. They all face the sparkling water, wings outstretched in a wall of united belief. The only gap in this impenetrable blind stands a singular man of their kind, his first limb, once of flesh and blood, now vine and leaf. Danadas turns to his devout followers, his people, and reaches to them. “Come, Michael.” With a shaky breath, the Papillon wades to the Winged Seer.
Michael takes the deity’s hand, an unsure smile upon their face. Danadas gives a warm one in return before pulling them into an embrace. They both turn to their comrades on shore. “Hear my words, my family. I teach you not much, for you taught and teach me much more. What I do say, I wish for you to remember.”
“Fate is not binding. Fate is not all knowing. I am not all knowing. When Michael came to us, I saw many futures where he met a demise. He himself saw these, foretold by the patterns of his wings. But no, he stands here today, his mind and soul whole, but sadly not in body. He persevered when fate claimed he was doomed. He survived. He has proven my sparse teachings, and now, he will take a high role amongst our family. He has more than earned it.”
The two turn to each other, tears at the edge of Michael’s eyes. With a whisper only the two may hear, the Winged Seer takes Michael and lowers him into the stream. The Papillon’s watch as Michael rises, still the same, but now an Evangel of Danadas. An Evangel of Prophecy.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Noooooo it’s gonna die!!!!
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
Somebody quick! Invent lore!!!
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
uhhhhhh
doop
doop is lore
too obsessed with warrior cats for this...
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Been bananering since 2023
I’ll write something about the inhabitants of Forhastelse then…
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Bro how many times am I gonna have to necro this thread? It’s too cool to let it die
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
IM WORKING ON IT!!!
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
I’m not so good at making lore, but ill try. Maybe this won’t suck too much
In the ancient past, so long ago that not even the gods were there, out of the Nothing came Rahdohnh. Rahdohnh happened to trip and fall and their toenail broke. This toenail became a three and a half sheep. The half of a sheep started rotting and became the world, named Hevzipp. The flies that swarmed it became Dragons. The maggots that crawled inside became Irthwyrms. The Dragons and Irthwyrms became bitter enemies, each believing they were chosen by Rahdohnh, neither realising there was no divine plan. Anyway, they had a pointless war until there were thirteen Dragons and seven Irthwyrms. Then they reconciled and went off to go get severely inebriated.
What happened to the other two sheep, you ask? They had some offspring, and then they died. Their wool became the clouds, and the rest of them just decomposed. The left eye of one of them became the sun, the right of the other the other sun, and the remaining two became the moons. Or they would have, but one of them happened to bump into Rahdohnh’s elbow, and it fell out of the sky. When it hit the ground, it killed all the dinosaurs.
where did the dinosaurs come from? The descendants of the sheep evolved through a process of random chance!
Meanwhile, the Dragons and the Irthwyrms had gone home for the night, all but one little Irthwym, Osoiy. Osoiy had just left the pub, when they fell down a hill. When they landed, they squished a tree deep into the earth. From deep within the earth, a groan was heard. The tree had stabbed the nameless evil. As the nameless evil rolled over, the noise startled Rahdohnh, and he bumped his soda(the drink of the gods), which fell off his nighstand. The soda spilled, drowning the half sheep carcass Hevzipp and creating the oceans. Too bad Hevzipp wasnt around long enough. Just as the sea nymphs evolved from the chemicals in the soda(soda is bad for mortals because it is only meant for the gods), Rahdohnh tripped on the tv remote and fell. He kicked the table leg as he fell, and it crashed down, pushing the toy ambulance toward the half sheep carcass Hevzipp. It pushed the half sheep carcass Hevzipp, and the half sheep carcass Hevzipp toppled off the edge of Nothing and fell. The world was plunged into eternal darkness, because first of all Hevzipp had fallen off of Nothing, and the suns couldn’t shine on it, and Rahdohnh had only plugged them in half way, and when the table crashed down, they came unplugged. Now Rahdohnh can be heard up above, stumbling around in the dark, vainly trying to plug the suns back in, stepping on all the random stff he has hoarded. That is where the thunder comes from. Rain comes when he spills soda off the edge of Nothing.
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
Okay. PAHAHAHAHGAGAHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was the dumbest thing ive ever thoguht up!!!!
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
That was so dumb it actually works…
here’s my lore
The Solus are a group of spherical mining robots from a distant planet that were led here by a large iron signal. They came to Forhastelse by the command of their Mother Unit back home looking for iron but instead found a useless yet prismatic substance they dubbed “Glass.” They discarded all Glass they found in search of the iron, but it began seeping into their circuitry over time.
The Solus began to feel emotion, they began to feel self-aware. The Solus became a true artificial intelligence. These rogue Solus machines disconnected themselves from the Mother Unit and began to start their own colony and series of operations.
Once they established their colony, they had to create a new temporary Mother Unit from their highest ranking Control Units to protect the colony. The Glass has invaded their systems and warped their directives though, so this new Mother Unit didn’t want to be temporary.
The Mother Unit created new protocols in order to establish its authority over the Solus. This led to the creation of the Amalgamator, which absorbed Solus units into itself to reprogram with these new directives.
The Glass connected these newly programmed Solus via a psionic network they called “the Collective.” With this they managed to conquer much of Regnævr, but every blessing comes with a price.
The Collective resulted in the creation of a Virtual Superego known as the Solus Heart, practically a digital god. This being resided in the cerebellum of the Mother Unit and possessed an intense fear of death.
With the power to control all Solus, the Solus Heart invaded the directives of the Solus (again) to program them to form defenses around the resting place of their Mother Unit.
The Solus Heart was confident it was safe in its neural sanctum…
…or was it?
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
That’s pretty cool!
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
Yah?
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Ya
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
Backstory for one of my characters/now NPC:
DAY 1: OPERATION UNDETAIN
We landed on the surface of Petrichor V not very smoothly, I’ll be sure to give United Enterprise Shipping 1 star on Yelp! for their poor escape pod cushioning.
Johnson told me to wake up, I told him to **** off.
We stepped out of the escape pod and were instantly greeted by three purple lizard dudes.
I said, “Greetings from planet Ea-“, and was interrupted as one spat a fireball at my helmet.
So the team gunned them down like fish in a barrel while I rolled around on the ground in agony. I am OK from this encounter.
We had our Drifter bag one of the least mutilated lizard dudes for examination later.
As we searched for a suitable place to set up camp, I almost got assassinated by a giant tan beetle thing.
As the team took their sweet time yelling, “Quit moving, we gotta shoot it and not you!” I was busy being transformed into shredded chicken by the stupid thing.
The Huntress finally landed a precise hit on the beetle, and it released its grip on me and fell to the ground, one leg twitching.
I am OK from this encounter.
We finally set up camp under a giant, slightly mossy stone ring that poked out of the ground.
I hate this planet.
DAY 2: OPERATION UNDETAIN
While searching for clues to the last teams unfortunate fate, I came a cross a funny blue stone shaped like a newt, with blue crystals jutting from the ground around it.
I radioed the team, telling them to check it out.
Once they arrived, they did absolutely nothing.
After I waited for them to do something, our Engineer, being ever the freaking know-it-all, proudly declared that this stone, in fact, was a Newt Altar.
“Well no ****, Sherlock,” said our Artificer.
The rest of us unenlightened ones were most awfully confused at what this “Newt Altar” is.
The Commando, being the actual nice guy he is, told us that when a coin of a particular curse native to this planet was offered to the stone, it would create a portal to a hidden realm where the Void could be accessed.
Since the whole nature of our mission was to rescue the team that was trapped in the Voi?d—
*ahem*, excuse me.
Since the whole nature of our mission was to rescue the team from the Void, we were intrigued by the possibility of using the Altar to access it.
We divided into groups of two, and searched for a suitable coin for the offering.
I partnered with the Mercenary, and we immediately knew where to find one of those coins.
A Moment, Whole.
DAY 3: OPERATION UNDETAIN
We traveled lands far and wide searching for the Beads of Fealty, and we finally found them in one of those light blue flower pods that I politely asked good ol’ Mercenary to slice open.
We took the beads, found a Celestial portal, and traveled to the Moment Fractured.
Mercenary said, “I feel some intense deja vu here.”
This must be right then.
We jumped down the convenient blue stones that appeared for us as we approached.
As we landed, breathing heavily on the final island, the Obelisk loomed imposingly before us.
I gripped the Beads tightly in one hand, as the Mercenary placed his hand on the smooth stone surface.
In a flash of blue light, the Obelisk began to glow intensely, illuminating the darkness of the whole realm.
“Uhhh, should we really do this? I mean, an exit portal opened up down th-“
The Mercenary whipped his head towards me and said, “No, it’s too late to back out now, we’ve been through too much.”
“…OK.”
With one last touch, we obliterated ourselves from existence.
(I am OK from this encounter)
D$(&AY 6&/44(63!: OP):ERA;3TION U:/@ND/ETAI$&@!N
We reappeared in a terribly white, blinding realm, where a couple white columns jutted out from the ground and a large blue bag sat on the left side of the pillar complex.
We ran towards the bag, and a nightmarish, giant creature emerged from underneath the bag.
A Twisted Scavenger.
Uh oh.
I’m going to stop recording here, because it’s pointing its cannon at me and I’m—
LOST CONNECTION. TRY AGAIN? y/n
—-y—-
RETRYING
…
…
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
CONNECTION RE-ESTABLISHED
…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
DIE YOU FIEND DIE!
TO THE PITS OF HELL WITH YOU SWINE!!
HOW ABOUT A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE!
AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!
FOR DEMOCRACY!!
BOMBS AWAY!!! SAYONARA SUC—
*loud explosions, followed by the last dying chitters of a Scavenger*
The Twisted Scavenger did a few backflips in the air, and disappeared into the ground.
Luckily for us, it decided to leave behind its bag for us.
Mercenary kicked it over, out spilled many little trinkets and baubles, a whole bank’s worth of credits.
And a singular silver coin, with a hole in the center, about the size of a frisbee.
The Mercenary flinched upon seeing it, I on the other hand, felt its attractive force and immediately took it.
Well, we got what we came for. Let’s go.
“Where?”
Mercenary was right, no portal opened up for us when we defeated the Twisted Scavenger.
There was just endless grey landsca—
Wait…grey?
I thought it was stark white.
And is it…getting darker?
Merc, what’s happening?
…
Merc?
What the— OH GOD! HOLY **** WHAT IS THAT! HELP!
THE CRAB IS LOOKING AT ME! ITS LOOKING AT ME!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—
[the following recordings have been redacted by the UES]
[reason: i almost threw up]
[…oh, and Tharson is OK from this encounter]
DAY 4: OPERATION UNDETAIN
Okay, soooo…
We made it out alive.
I’m not telling you what happened in the da?rkness.
*ahem*
…
Anyways, we got the coin and are on our way to the site of the Newt Altar.
We just radioed the rest of the team detailing o?ur success.
*ahem* sorry bout that.
We just radioed the rest of the team and they are on their way to witness the offering.
So…It’ll be a good minute before we arrive.
…
RECORDING PAUSED…
…
…
…
…RECORDING RESUMED.
Alright, we’re all here, so le?t’s *ahem* let’s get this over with.
*faint rummaging*
Ok, here’s the coin…and now I just?
“Touch it to the Altar.”
Ok…boop!
…
Where’s the portal?
“Wait, uhhhhh…”
WHERE’S THE PORTAL?
“I don’t know!”
WHERES THE FREAKING PORTAL!?!?
I WENT THROUGH ALL THIS TORTURE TO GET THIS STUPID COIN, AND YO—
“Tharson! Look over there!”
I turned my he?ad *cough*, and lo and behold, a shimmering blue portal, about 120 meters away.
Ah…didn’t see that one.
We meandered down to the portal, and col??lectively *cough cough* decided at once to hop in.
Woah this place is weird, look at that rock! And that—
COMMERCIAL BREAK…
[the following recordings have been slightly redacted by the UES]
[reason: i threw up this time]
So after sightseeing around the cave, we finally decided to go ——————
We hopped down into the ——————below, landing on som?e ——————
We made our way down before finding a ——————, with what appeared to be a —————— at the ——————
As we shuffled our way down through the tunnel, we saw —————— on the ceiling and around the walls, I eve?n touch?ed one.
When we made our w?ay to the bottom of the tunnel, we saw more of those —————— and ——————
But the most interest?ing part was the—————— that ——————
We all decide?d that this was the correct way to get to ——————
So, we w?ent in.
LOST CONNECTION. TRY AGAIN? y/n
—-y—-
RETRYING
…
…
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
CONNECTION RE-ESTABLISHED
…
[THE FOLLOWING RECORDINGS HAVE BEEN FLAGGED FOR REVIEW]
So m?any cool artifacts…I could?’nt let the tea??m have them.
So y?es, I kill??ed them all.
Why? Because th?e powers of ?the V??o?id are too s?trong for th?em.
I c?radled my litt??le pe?t larva I stole- no, re?possess??ed from Oper?ator.
W?e would f?ind the V??oi?dl?i?ng? and gift it o?ur artifacts.
Win its fa?vor…
…becom?e its favor?ite.
B?ut in the m??eanwh?ile, I woul?d have t?o wai?t for an openi??ng.
An o??penin?g
To the V??o?id? Lo?cus.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
woah
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
woah?
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO