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Player 1: "I rolled an 8... plus my modifier, that's a 10."
Player 2: "That's not an 8. Is it? What is that?"
DM: "Let me see. Oh! That's an 'elder sign'. It's a crit 20."
Player 2: "Why don't they just put 20? It looks like an 8 in a weird star."
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
What's the best shot a hyena can make in a golf game?
A gnoll in one.
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— δ cyησ • τηε crσc mαsτεr • hε/hιm δ — “sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ, ɪ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ, ɪɴ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴜs.” ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to • ☁️ℝ𝔼𝔻ℙ𝔼𝕃𝕋☁️ • As vast as the sun, stars, and the sky itself, so is my promise to you • Φ
What is the average make-up of a D&D Party in Curse of Strahd? I have stats!
35% Human Ranger - Gloom Stalker/Rogue - Swashbuckler
20% High Elf Sorcerers - Shadow Soul
15% Dragonborn Paladin - Oath of Vengance
10% Furless Tabaxi Clerics - Grave Domain
10% Halfling Druids - Circle of Spores
5% Tiefling Warlocks - Undead Patron
And the final odd 5% Kobold Werewolf Fighter / Monk - Way of the Four Elements with Noble blood that loves showers and tax fraud and that specializes in flight via. the medium of catapults.
Enethia is running a library, Kalnor is with one of his friends(Likely Mithris), Mali is making an elixir, Asari is sad, Ink is dying in Kalnoia, Nox is dead, Zal is eating cheese fries, Tefeerinn is experiencing fuller life, Shardia is watching the safehouse, Mabij is prepping for a trial, Hrakor is running from prophesy, Viperitahk is locked in a strange battle, Void is watching, Redd is writing all of these. See the EXTENSION for the rest
Who needs a signature? No-ody ever reads them, -esides, normally it's just quotes from people. Well great, now i'm just going on and on, is this a signature now? No. It's not. I don't need a -ig old signature at the -ottom of my posts. CAUTION: I AM THE LOGIC DESTROYER, DO NOT COME NEAR ME WITH LOGIC, FOR IT WILL BE DESTROYED.
*Boss against ancient red dragon takes whole session*
Player: This is really, DRAGON ON
I’m sorry I had to.
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Lets summon archdevils
Platymaster of the Church (Cult) of the Platypus
Arachnapriest of the Guild of Spiders
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
the party is fighting 2 rocs on top of a mountain. the bard goes,
"i guess.. you could say... we are... stuck between... a roc & a hard place."
(not original. i did not make this)
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
the party is fighting 2 rocs on top of a mountain. the bard goes,
"i guess.. you could say... we are... stuck between... a roc & a hard place."
(not original. i did not make this)
Puffin Forest, right?
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Enethia is running a library, Kalnor is with one of his friends(Likely Mithris), Mali is making an elixir, Asari is sad, Ink is dying in Kalnoia, Nox is dead, Zal is eating cheese fries, Tefeerinn is experiencing fuller life, Shardia is watching the safehouse, Mabij is prepping for a trial, Hrakor is running from prophesy, Viperitahk is locked in a strange battle, Void is watching, Redd is writing all of these. See the EXTENSION for the rest
the party is fighting 2 rocs on top of a mountain. the bard goes,
"i guess.. you could say... we are... stuck between... a roc & a hard place."
(not original. i did not make this)
Puffin Forest, right?
ye. another one by puffin forest:
the players are sneaking past a bunch of gnolls. the bard goes,
"guess these guys aren't very GNOllagable."
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
If the barbarian has ten gold pieces, and the rogue steals half of it, what does the rogue take?
1d12 slashing damage.
A ranger, a rogue and a wizard walk into a bar....
ok, i like where this one's going what happens next...
*the adventure begins*
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine
You know what is a joke.....
Splitting up in Chult
and then.....
Fighting Acerak with our fists
Exactly what our party did.
REMEMBER: Wizards Of The Coast does not own DDB, they are two different companies. When you buy a physical book, WotC receives the money you bought it for, not DDB and vice versa. If you want a digital key to get an online book for free because you have the hardcopy book then DDB makes no money because you don't buy off DDB you buy off WotC, so please stop making threads about this issue. DDB needs money to continue helping people and servers aren't cheap.
DM: "Roll a d10 for your damage."
Player: "Aw. I rolled a 0."
-or-
DM: "Roll your d20 to attack."
Player 1: "I rolled an 8... plus my modifier, that's a 10."
Player 2: "That's not an 8. Is it? What is that?"
DM: "Let me see. Oh! That's an 'elder sign'. It's a crit 20."
Player 2: "Why don't they just put 20? It looks like an 8 in a weird star."
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Well, I like telling bar tales in D&D. What? You want to hear one? Okay. Remorhaz it...
("Rumour Has It", in case anyone was dull enough to miss it)
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
When the dm says that I crit failed a ability check
Or critted one (oh the good ol days were I tried to take advantage of this...)
Dm: Ok roll persuasion to convince the king to give you magic items
Me the Divination Wizard: Nah
Dm: *cries
Me: *evil laugh while praying that the Dm doesn't look at the rules
A version of this actually happened in my campaign
When players get creative.
I liked this joke so much I had to do it! xDD
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What's the best shot a hyena can make in a golf game?
A gnoll in one.
— δ cyησ • τηε crσc mαsτεr • hε/hιm δ —
“sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ, ɪ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ, ɪɴ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴜs.”
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to • ☁️ℝ𝔼𝔻ℙ𝔼𝕃𝕋☁️ • As vast as the sun, stars, and the sky itself, so is my promise to you • Φ
Ahh, D&D Players... This is 100% accurate
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
My ex-wife was an archer. She still misses me....
BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enethia is running a library, Kalnor is with one of his friends(Likely Mithris), Mali is making an elixir, Asari is sad, Ink is dying in Kalnoia, Nox is dead, Zal is eating cheese fries, Tefeerinn is experiencing fuller life, Shardia is watching the safehouse, Mabij is prepping for a trial, Hrakor is running from prophesy, Viperitahk is locked in a strange battle, Void is watching, Redd is writing all of these. See the EXTENSION for the rest
Here's a joke: Kobolds.
Me: 15 kobolds swarm you.
My group: thunderwaves them. They're dead.
Who needs a signature? No-ody ever reads them, -esides, normally it's just quotes from people. Well great, now i'm just going on and on, is this a signature now? No. It's not. I don't need a -ig old signature at the -ottom of my posts.
CAUTION: I AM THE LOGIC DESTROYER, DO NOT COME NEAR ME WITH LOGIC, FOR IT WILL BE DESTROYED.
Tell that one to my Level 8 party that almost got TPKed by like 30 tactically deployed kobolds.
Wizard (Gandalf) of the Tolkien Club
*Boss against ancient red dragon takes whole session*
Player: This is really, DRAGON ON
I’m sorry I had to.
Lets summon archdevils
Platymaster of the Church (Cult) of the Platypus
Arachnapriest of the Guild of Spiders
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
Rum punch…
True lol
the party is fighting 2 rocs on top of a mountain. the bard goes,
"i guess.. you could say... we are... stuck between... a roc & a hard place."
(not original. i did not make this)
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Puffin Forest, right?
Enethia is running a library, Kalnor is with one of his friends(Likely Mithris), Mali is making an elixir, Asari is sad, Ink is dying in Kalnoia, Nox is dead, Zal is eating cheese fries, Tefeerinn is experiencing fuller life, Shardia is watching the safehouse, Mabij is prepping for a trial, Hrakor is running from prophesy, Viperitahk is locked in a strange battle, Void is watching, Redd is writing all of these. See the EXTENSION for the rest
ye. another one by puffin forest:
the players are sneaking past a bunch of gnolls. the bard goes,
"guess these guys aren't very GNOllagable."
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
A halfling, dwarf and baby walk into a tavern— wait the baby was a halfling too!
GUESS WHAT!
https://youtu.be/IN9qxrzmCdw