A tall ----- or are they short? humanoid ----- or are they in-un-not-human? No-one can quite decide what this person's supposed to be. A cloak wreathes its entire body, hiding it from sight, but more than that ----- a sort of darkness, of mist, enfolds and disguises this beast. It sits quietly, and at times, you can see a small bit of mucous as a greenish, gelatinous arm slides out from beneath its garments, snatching its cup and taking another loud sip. It ignores all who have approached it so far, except for the bartender.
*HB out soon. A not-very-powerful, smarter, blurred ooze, essentially.*
"Hello, dear patron, do you need a refill or anything?" Asmodeus inquires
A grunt. A horrible hacking, coughing sound comes from the inside, as if it were dying. Then: in a loud, crackly voice, the creature says: "I would enjoy a refill, thank you."
Asmodeus proceeds to refill their drink and says, "So which dungeon did you come from?"
"Mm. I've been through many in my time." It sips slowly, savoring the taste of the drink. "Sit! Take a rest and chat with me!"
"Sorry, I can't I have other patrons to look after."
"All good, friend. You amaze me even with your presence." Although you can't see, you get the sense that the creature, beneath its hood, is smiling. "By the way, do you have any coffee, if it's not too much to ask? Don't get me wrong, I love ale, but I'm desperately in need of something to keep me awake."
"You flatter me, but as for the coffee, I'll have to attempt to grow some coffee beans in the greenhouse. I can make you a cup of coffee right now, but next time when you come back its on the house," Asmodeus says cheerfully
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I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
*I'll be going to sleep, but I'm happy some people are interested in a monster tavern. Let me know if you would like me to change or add anything, and I'll see what I can do.*
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I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
Asmodeus is in the library picking up and organizing books
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I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
*I have a cool character who uses Minotaur as the species but he's technically not a Minotaur. I think he'd fit in here really well, and he's still a monster dude, so can I use him?*
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*also if you don't mind me asking what's wrong with clerics and paladins?*
*Nothing is wrong with them; I just don't think they would fit too well into the theme, but I won't stop anyone from playing one.*
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I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
*I'm still on the fence about adding dragonborn to the list or not.*
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I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
*I'm still on the fence about adding dragonborn to the list or not.*
*I think they fit well enough. We have goliaths and tieflings after all*
*True I guess atp its just a ban against people using elves,dwarves,gnomes,halfings and humans*
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I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
A large figure sits away from everyone else. He wears simple plate armour over his massive frame. Two curly oversized goat horns inscribed with runes sprout from his head. His face is swathed in a large, luxurious beard. Most of his substantial height is his torso and horns, since his legs are fairly short. He carries a large warhammer which looks to double as an anvil in one hand, and a rune-inscribed blacksmith's hammer in the other. He eyes glow a dull orange. He looks grumpy.
A large figure sits away from everyone else. He wears simple plate armour over his massive frame. Two curly oversized goat horns inscribed with runes sprout from his head. His face is swathed in a large, luxurious beard. Most of his substantial height is his head and horns, since his legs are fairly short. He carries a large warhammer which looks to double as an anvil in one hand, and a rune-inscribed blacksmith's hammer in the other. He eyes glow a dull orange. He looks grumpy.
Asmodeus walks over cheerfully and says, "Hello, dear patron, what would you like to drink?"
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I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
A large figure sits away from everyone else. He wears simple plate armour over his massive frame. Two curly oversized goat horns inscribed with runes sprout from his head. His face is swathed in a large, luxurious beard. Most of his substantial height is his head and horns, since his legs are fairly short. He carries a large warhammer which looks to double as an anvil in one hand, and a rune-inscribed blacksmith's hammer in the other. He eyes glow a dull orange. He looks grumpy.
Asmodeus walks over cheerfully and says, "Hello, dear patron, what would you like to drink?"
"Beer." The figure says. He also sounds grumpy. "The only thing humans ever got right..." He adds as an afterthought.
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
"You flatter me, but as for the coffee, I'll have to attempt to grow some coffee beans in the greenhouse. I can make you a cup of coffee right now, but next time when you come back its on the house," Asmodeus says cheerfully
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
*I'll be going to sleep, but I'm happy some people are interested in a monster tavern. Let me know if you would like me to change or add anything, and I'll see what I can do.*
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
*Morning*
Asmodeus is in the library picking up and organizing books
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
*seems cool. Why no minotaur or Humblewood species if this is a monster tavern?*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*I forgot about those thanks for reminding me I have added them to the list*
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
*I have a cool character who uses Minotaur as the species but he's technically not a Minotaur. I think he'd fit in here really well, and he's still a monster dude, so can I use him?*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*also if you don't mind me asking what's wrong with clerics and paladins?*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*Nothing is wrong with them; I just don't think they would fit too well into the theme, but I won't stop anyone from playing one.*
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
*I'm still on the fence about adding dragonborn to the list or not.*
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
*Of course sorry I missed this*
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
*I assume this was about my char so thanks*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*I think they fit well enough. We have goliaths and tieflings after all*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*True I guess atp its just a ban against people using elves,dwarves,gnomes,halfings and humans*
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
*Yeah it was :)*
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
A large figure sits away from everyone else. He wears simple plate armour over his massive frame. Two curly oversized goat horns inscribed with runes sprout from his head. His face is swathed in a large, luxurious beard. Most of his substantial height is his torso and horns, since his legs are fairly short. He carries a large warhammer which looks to double as an anvil in one hand, and a rune-inscribed blacksmith's hammer in the other. He eyes glow a dull orange. He looks grumpy.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
Asmodeus walks over cheerfully and says, "Hello, dear patron, what would you like to drink?"
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
"Beer." The figure says. He also sounds grumpy. "The only thing humans ever got right..." He adds as an afterthought.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*i gtg now*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
(Could I be kraken?)