A tall ----- or are they short? humanoid ----- or are they in-un-not-human? No-one can quite decide what this person's supposed to be. A cloak wreathes its entire body, hiding it from sight, but more than that ----- a sort of darkness, of mist, enfolds and disguises this beast. It sits quietly, and at times, you can see a small bit of mucous as a greenish, gelatinous arm slides out from beneath its garments, snatching its cup and taking another loud sip. It ignores all who have approached it so far, except for the bartender.
*HB out soon. A not-very-powerful, smarter, blurred ooze, essentially.*
"Hello, dear patron, do you need a refill or anything?" Asmodeus inquires
A grunt. A horrible hacking, coughing sound comes from the inside, as if it were dying. Then: in a loud, crackly voice, the creature says: "I would enjoy a refill, thank you."
Asmodeus proceeds to refill their drink and says, "So which dungeon did you come from?"
"Mm. I've been through many in my time." It sips slowly, savoring the taste of the drink. "Sit! Take a rest and chat with me!"
"Sorry, I can't I have other patrons to look after."
"All good, friend. You amaze me even with your presence." Although you can't see, you get the sense that the creature, beneath its hood, is smiling. "By the way, do you have any coffee, if it's not too much to ask? Don't get me wrong, I love ale, but I'm desperately in need of something to keep me awake."
"You flatter me, but as for the coffee, I'll have to attempt to grow some coffee beans in the greenhouse. I can make you a cup of coffee right now, but next time when you come back its on the house," Asmodeus says cheerfully
*I'll be going to sleep, but I'm happy some people are interested in a monster tavern. Let me know if you would like me to change or add anything, and I'll see what I can do.*
*I have a cool character who uses Minotaur as the species but he's technically not a Minotaur. I think he'd fit in here really well, and he's still a monster dude, so can I use him?*
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
A large figure sits away from everyone else. He wears simple plate armour over his massive frame. Two curly oversized goat horns inscribed with runes sprout from his head. His face is swathed in a large, luxurious beard. Most of his substantial height is his torso and horns, since his legs are fairly short. He carries a large warhammer which looks to double as an anvil in one hand, and a rune-inscribed blacksmith's hammer in the other. He eyes glow a dull orange. He looks grumpy.
A large figure sits away from everyone else. He wears simple plate armour over his massive frame. Two curly oversized goat horns inscribed with runes sprout from his head. His face is swathed in a large, luxurious beard. Most of his substantial height is his head and horns, since his legs are fairly short. He carries a large warhammer which looks to double as an anvil in one hand, and a rune-inscribed blacksmith's hammer in the other. He eyes glow a dull orange. He looks grumpy.
Asmodeus walks over cheerfully and says, "Hello, dear patron, what would you like to drink?"
A large figure sits away from everyone else. He wears simple plate armour over his massive frame. Two curly oversized goat horns inscribed with runes sprout from his head. His face is swathed in a large, luxurious beard. Most of his substantial height is his head and horns, since his legs are fairly short. He carries a large warhammer which looks to double as an anvil in one hand, and a rune-inscribed blacksmith's hammer in the other. He eyes glow a dull orange. He looks grumpy.
Asmodeus walks over cheerfully and says, "Hello, dear patron, what would you like to drink?"
"Beer." The figure says. He also sounds grumpy. "The only thing humans ever got right..." He adds as an afterthought.
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*Can I join as a Gold Dragon Wyrmling with instances of fire damage replaced by lightning? Also, the following Innate Spellcasting:
At-will: Shocking Grasp
1/day each: Chromatic Orb, Witch Bolt
Also, maybe the ability to take on a human form (this is kinda an adaption of my CHB character, with some small changes)*
*Feel free, it qualifies for the above 6 intelligence :)*
*All right! Now, for an intro:*
A teenage human girl walks into the tavern, clad entirely in black clothes like those you would wear at a funeral. She has pale white skin and lavender eyes. She is holding her hand on a small bloody wound on her side that sparks with electricity every once in a while. Scales keep appearing on her skin around the injury, but flickering away when she concentrates. She sits down at a table, careful to not bleed onto the chair.
"You flatter me, but as for the coffee, I'll have to attempt to grow some coffee beans in the greenhouse. I can make you a cup of coffee right now, but next time when you come back its on the house," Asmodeus says cheerfully
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*I'll be going to sleep, but I'm happy some people are interested in a monster tavern. Let me know if you would like me to change or add anything, and I'll see what I can do.*
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*Morning*
Asmodeus is in the library picking up and organizing books
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*seems cool. Why no minotaur or Humblewood species if this is a monster tavern?*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*I forgot about those thanks for reminding me I have added them to the list*
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*I have a cool character who uses Minotaur as the species but he's technically not a Minotaur. I think he'd fit in here really well, and he's still a monster dude, so can I use him?*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*also if you don't mind me asking what's wrong with clerics and paladins?*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*Nothing is wrong with them; I just don't think they would fit too well into the theme, but I won't stop anyone from playing one.*
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*I'm still on the fence about adding dragonborn to the list or not.*
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*Of course sorry I missed this*
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*I assume this was about my char so thanks*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*I think they fit well enough. We have goliaths and tieflings after all*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*True I guess atp its just a ban against people using elves,dwarves,gnomes,halfings and humans*
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*Yeah it was :)*
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A large figure sits away from everyone else. He wears simple plate armour over his massive frame. Two curly oversized goat horns inscribed with runes sprout from his head. His face is swathed in a large, luxurious beard. Most of his substantial height is his torso and horns, since his legs are fairly short. He carries a large warhammer which looks to double as an anvil in one hand, and a rune-inscribed blacksmith's hammer in the other. He eyes glow a dull orange. He looks grumpy.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
Asmodeus walks over cheerfully and says, "Hello, dear patron, what would you like to drink?"
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"Beer." The figure says. He also sounds grumpy. "The only thing humans ever got right..." He adds as an afterthought.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*i gtg now*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
(Could I be kraken?)
*All right! Now, for an intro:*
A teenage human girl walks into the tavern, clad entirely in black clothes like those you would wear at a funeral. She has pale white skin and lavender eyes. She is holding her hand on a small bloody wound on her side that sparks with electricity every once in a while. Scales keep appearing on her skin around the injury, but flickering away when she concentrates. She sits down at a table, careful to not bleed onto the chair.
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
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