A tall ----- or are they short? humanoid ----- or are they in-un-not-human? No-one can quite decide what this person's supposed to be. A cloak wreathes its entire body, hiding it from sight, but more than that ----- a sort of darkness, of mist, enfolds and disguises this beast. It sits quietly, and at times, you can see a small bit of mucous as a greenish, gelatinous arm slides out from beneath its garments, snatching its cup and taking another loud sip. It ignores all who have approached it so far, except for the bartender.
*HB out soon. A not-very-powerful, smarter, blurred ooze, essentially.*
"Hello, dear patron, do you need a refill or anything?" Asmodeus inquires
A grunt. A horrible hacking, coughing sound comes from the inside, as if it were dying. Then: in a loud, crackly voice, the creature says: "I would enjoy a refill, thank you."
Asmodeus proceeds to refill their drink and says, "So which dungeon did you come from?"
"Mm. I've been through many in my time." It sips slowly, savoring the taste of the drink. "Sit! Take a rest and chat with me!"
"Sorry, I can't I have other patrons to look after."
"All good, friend. You amaze me even with your presence." Although you can't see, you get the sense that the creature, beneath its hood, is smiling. "By the way, do you have any coffee, if it's not too much to ask? Don't get me wrong, I love ale, but I'm desperately in need of something to keep me awake."
"You flatter me, but as for the coffee, I'll have to attempt to grow some coffee beans in the greenhouse. I can make you a cup of coffee right now, but next time when you come back its on the house," Asmodeus says cheerfully
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Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
*I'll be going to sleep, but I'm happy some people are interested in a monster tavern. Let me know if you would like me to change or add anything, and I'll see what I can do.*
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist, Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
Asmodeus is in the library picking up and organizing books
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist, Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist, Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
*I have a cool character who uses Minotaur as the species but he's technically not a Minotaur. I think he'd fit in here really well, and he's still a monster dude, so can I use him?*
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
*also if you don't mind me asking what's wrong with clerics and paladins?*
*Nothing is wrong with them; I just don't think they would fit too well into the theme, but I won't stop anyone from playing one.*
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist, Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
*I'm still on the fence about adding dragonborn to the list or not.*
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist, Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist, Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
*I'm still on the fence about adding dragonborn to the list or not.*
*I think they fit well enough. We have goliaths and tieflings after all*
*True I guess atp its just a ban against people using elves,dwarves,gnomes,halfings and humans*
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist, Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist, Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
A large figure sits away from everyone else. He wears simple plate armour over his massive frame. Two curly oversized goat horns inscribed with runes sprout from his head. His face is swathed in a large, luxurious beard. Most of his substantial height is his torso and horns, since his legs are fairly short. He carries a large warhammer which looks to double as an anvil in one hand, and a rune-inscribed blacksmith's hammer in the other. He eyes glow a dull orange. He looks grumpy.
A large figure sits away from everyone else. He wears simple plate armour over his massive frame. Two curly oversized goat horns inscribed with runes sprout from his head. His face is swathed in a large, luxurious beard. Most of his substantial height is his head and horns, since his legs are fairly short. He carries a large warhammer which looks to double as an anvil in one hand, and a rune-inscribed blacksmith's hammer in the other. He eyes glow a dull orange. He looks grumpy.
Asmodeus walks over cheerfully and says, "Hello, dear patron, what would you like to drink?"
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Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
A large figure sits away from everyone else. He wears simple plate armour over his massive frame. Two curly oversized goat horns inscribed with runes sprout from his head. His face is swathed in a large, luxurious beard. Most of his substantial height is his head and horns, since his legs are fairly short. He carries a large warhammer which looks to double as an anvil in one hand, and a rune-inscribed blacksmith's hammer in the other. He eyes glow a dull orange. He looks grumpy.
Asmodeus walks over cheerfully and says, "Hello, dear patron, what would you like to drink?"
"Beer." The figure says. He also sounds grumpy. "The only thing humans ever got right..." He adds as an afterthought.
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
*Can I join as a Gold Dragon Wyrmling with instances of fire damage replaced by lightning? Also, the following Innate Spellcasting:
At-will: Shocking Grasp
1/day each: Chromatic Orb, Witch Bolt
Also, maybe the ability to take on a human form (this is kinda an adaption of my CHB character, with some small changes)*
*Feel free, it qualifies for the above 6 intelligence :)*
*All right! Now, for an intro:*
A teenage human girl walks into the tavern, clad entirely in black clothes like those you would wear at a funeral. She has pale white skin and lavender eyes. She is holding her hand on a small bloody wound on her side that sparks with electricity every once in a while. Scales keep appearing on her skin around the injury, but flickering away when she concentrates. She sits down at a table, careful to not bleed onto the chair.
"You flatter me, but as for the coffee, I'll have to attempt to grow some coffee beans in the greenhouse. I can make you a cup of coffee right now, but next time when you come back its on the house," Asmodeus says cheerfully
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist, Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
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*I'll be going to sleep, but I'm happy some people are interested in a monster tavern. Let me know if you would like me to change or add anything, and I'll see what I can do.*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist, Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
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*Morning*
Asmodeus is in the library picking up and organizing books
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist, Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
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*seems cool. Why no minotaur or Humblewood species if this is a monster tavern?*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
*I forgot about those thanks for reminding me I have added them to the list*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist, Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
Extended sig
*I have a cool character who uses Minotaur as the species but he's technically not a Minotaur. I think he'd fit in here really well, and he's still a monster dude, so can I use him?*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
*also if you don't mind me asking what's wrong with clerics and paladins?*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
*Nothing is wrong with them; I just don't think they would fit too well into the theme, but I won't stop anyone from playing one.*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist, Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
Extended sig
*I'm still on the fence about adding dragonborn to the list or not.*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist, Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
Extended sig
*Of course sorry I missed this*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist, Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
Extended sig
*I assume this was about my char so thanks*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
*I think they fit well enough. We have goliaths and tieflings after all*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
*True I guess atp its just a ban against people using elves,dwarves,gnomes,halfings and humans*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist, Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
Extended sig
*Yeah it was :)*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist, Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
Extended sig
A large figure sits away from everyone else. He wears simple plate armour over his massive frame. Two curly oversized goat horns inscribed with runes sprout from his head. His face is swathed in a large, luxurious beard. Most of his substantial height is his torso and horns, since his legs are fairly short. He carries a large warhammer which looks to double as an anvil in one hand, and a rune-inscribed blacksmith's hammer in the other. He eyes glow a dull orange. He looks grumpy.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
Asmodeus walks over cheerfully and says, "Hello, dear patron, what would you like to drink?"
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist, Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
Extended sig
"Beer." The figure says. He also sounds grumpy. "The only thing humans ever got right..." He adds as an afterthought.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
*i gtg now*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
(Could I be kraken?)
*All right! Now, for an intro:*
A teenage human girl walks into the tavern, clad entirely in black clothes like those you would wear at a funeral. She has pale white skin and lavender eyes. She is holding her hand on a small bloody wound on her side that sparks with electricity every once in a while. Scales keep appearing on her skin around the injury, but flickering away when she concentrates. She sits down at a table, careful to not bleed onto the chair.
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
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