Why are you like this?

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This is a simple thread: Each person posts something strange they do (or imagine being fun to do), and the next person has to try and justify that. Example:

    Weirdo: I stroke cups daily!

    Generic_Person: To make sure they're clean, of course!

                                 I... type while being upside down, I guess?

And so on.

Nothing NSFW or otherwise inappropriate; remain polite.

I'll start:

I always taste a new brand of toothpaste before I use it for the first time.

 well, you gotta make sure it tastes good. 

i bite the insides of my mouth because i like to drink my blood

To make sure its not rotten

I always yell "Stab stab" to see how people react

Of course, it's just jokingly. 

I play through conversations in my head before they happen, taking on the role of the other person.

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Of course, it's just jokingly. 

I play through conversations in my head before they happen, taking on the role of the other person.

 wow, me too!

to practice your roleplay skills for dnd

I sit around doing nothing when I have a lot to do

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Of course, it's just jokingly. 

I play through conversations in my head before they happen, taking on the role of the other person.

 wow, me too!

to practice your roleplay skills for dnd

 

I sit around doing nothing when I have a lot to do

We have a bunch in common!

It's just because it's all too easy.

And I pretend to cough before every meal to spit my retainer out. 

thats really not that weird. it kinda makes sense. cause i've noticed(at least for me) that taking out a retainer looks kinda weird.

you wouldn't want to weird people out

I smell my cat on an hourly basis 

Quote from Foalin_DM_of_the_Nine_Hells >>

thats really not that weird. it kinda makes sense. cause i've noticed(at least for me) that taking out a retainer looks kinda weird.

you wouldn't want to weird people out

I smell my cat on an hourly basis 

I smell my dog all the time. It's unavoidable. 

All jokes aside, it's just that the scent is appetizing. 

I have an unstoppable urge to tap people on the back and then pretend like it wasn't me. So if any of y'all ever meet me, be prepared. 

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Quote from Foalin_DM_of_the_Nine_Hells >>

thats really not that weird. it kinda makes sense. cause i've noticed(at least for me) that taking out a retainer looks kinda weird.

you wouldn't want to weird people out

I smell my cat on an hourly basis 

I smell my dog all the time. It's unavoidable. 

All jokes aside, it's just that the scent is appetizing. 

I have an unstoppable urge to tap people on the back and then pretend like it wasn't me. So if any of y'all ever meet me, be prepared. 

 wow we really do have a lot in common. I do the same thing. 

it's just to check how aware they are of their surroundings. 

I can only read certain book/series(such as Eragon) if I'm listening to certain music

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thats really not that weird. it kinda makes sense. cause i've noticed(at least for me) that taking out a retainer looks kinda weird.

you wouldn't want to weird people out

I smell my cat on an hourly basis 

I smell my dog all the time. It's unavoidable. 

All jokes aside, it's just that the scent is appetizing. 

I have an unstoppable urge to tap people on the back and then pretend like it wasn't me. So if any of y'all ever meet me, be prepared. 

 wow we really do have a lot in common. I do the same thing. 

it's just to check how aware they are of their surroundings. 

 

I can only read certain book/series(such as Eragon) if I'm listening to certain music

I don't do that, but I understand the appeal. 

It just improves your mental feng shui! 

For a music one: I never really like more than one or two songs per artist. (except for sn0wcrash, NF, and a couple other exceptions.) My music taste is completely overhauled every couple of months. 

Same! other than NF, Stray Kids, and ATEEZ 

I don't get how that is weird

I regularly refrence the plant  that is trying to kill me

*STRAY KIDS?????*

To make sure that I kill it first.

I eat pure uranium daily

*YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE????*

Because it tastes good!

I yell boo!

*Yes! I've only heard like 3 songs, but I can say for certain the best skzoo is BbokAri*

To the ghost.

I fight pigeons

*Yay! I've heard all of them!*

Because they taste good

I eat pigeons

*Damn*

Because they fight good

I punched Billy Bob Jr. in the forehead

*I've been a STAY for 5 months, soooooo*

because he was annoying

I can't tell time

*DAMN*

On a digital clock

I love eating T̸̢̧̨̛̞̞͖͎̠̼͕̻̘͚̥̠͙̲͕͔̦̩͈̤͐̀͆̔̆̈́͛̋͛̔̓̆̑̍̒̔̈́͐͗̈̈́͐̎̄͜͝H̶̢̧̧̧̨̢̧̙̪̠̣͓̝̜͉̰͇̻̲̰̘̝͍͕̳̞̲̼̻̥͖͐̈́̃͑͂̋̀̉̎̏͌͛̑͆̅̀̉̉̈́̑̊̆͆̎̾͐̌͂̀̏͋͌̅̿͋̎̀͌̆̄̒̎́͊̀́̾́̈́̊͋͗͗̀̀͛̈́̈̓͛͂́̕̕̕͘̚͜͠͝͠͝͝͠͝͠͠͝ͅͅȨ̸̡̧̨̛͙͍̘̺̳͈͍͕̺͈͎̪̹̭̺͉̼̮̫̳̣͕̜̗̠͈̰̫͚̲̥̪̰̹͇͖̭͉͙̋̎͐̀̎̍͛̊̑͊̆̓͑̂̿̎̓̇͂͐̀͛̈͜͠͝͝͝ ̶̛̛̛̫͙̬̙̫̖͕̬͈̜̀̓͋̀͑̆̈̽͊̇̾̾́͐͒͒̀̈́̆̾͂̎̂͗͑͛̊̀͋͂̂͒́̑̀̾͛̆̈͒̈́̅́́̋͌͒͆͋̅̈́̈́̽̊̍̅̕͘͘͘͜͜͝͝͝͝B̶̡̨̧̢̡̢̡̢̡̨̨̧̬̞̫̺͖̼̹̰̘͉͇͙̳̳̪̩̫̖͇͙̥͉͎̬͔̦̗̠͈̯̙̪̣̹͕̘̭̰̥͕̳͖̪͔̰͙̻̤̱͖͎͔̺̖̪̠̪̙̫̻͇̜̺̰͈̤͖̥̮͎͋̆́͑̄́̓̏́̈́̽̃́̇̆͊̿̅̈́͆̄̅̍͌̋̅͒̿̑͊́̓̂̒̌̃̆́́̑͊̒͒̑̂̀̃̎̀̈͐̋̏͒̓̋̔̂̑̽͗̔̈́̓͋̈̚̕̚̚͘͘̕͠͠͝ͅL̴̡̢̨̛̛̛̛̯̹̱̝̮̣̤̰̫̺̘̻̞̩̤̺͙͔̦̗̝̪̱̦̝͚̮͎̲̠̞̫̦̤̺̯̦̤̰͈̲̻͇͚͉̰̫͍̠̱̦͎̭͈͛̐̈́͐̽͐͂̀͛͑͒̂̿͌̐̅̒͂̓̀̍̾̈̄̎́́͛́̂͐̇̀̑͂̊́̔͗͊͂͒̅̏̓̆̾̌̈́̓͛̔́̑̍̇͌̿̍͌̑̚͘̚͘͘̚̚͘͜͜͝͝͝͝Ơ̵̧̺͔͚͇͉̏̄͂̿̊͊͒̅̓O̷̧̡̡̧̨̧͍̝̤̰͎̮͖̳͉̖̲͚͔̤͉̯̪̟̙̙͇̻̝̘͔̜͎̤̪̦̖̱͎̥̼͆̏̾͐͛͗̂̈́͑̉̂̓͂̈́̾̿̒̀̈͑̏̾͆͘̚͜͝͝͠ͅḐ̵̧̧̢̧͖͚͕̦͓̙͚̠̲̹͉̖͓͎͕͈̜̞̘̺̳̟̙̓̽̇̀͛̇̕͜ͅ ̵̧̡̧̧̡͙͍̤̝͎̰͕̙̪͈͙̟̝͕͓̟̪̩͖͖̟̥̰̟̩̯̩͎̟̞̩͇̞̯̠̘̙̭̲͕͖̹͍̳͙͎̅͊͐͊͌̈́͗͑̒̅̈̿̈́̒̈́̑͜Ȍ̶̬̲̍̓̀̐͋͗̉̿͌̍̓̈̈́̍͂͊̆̽͊̅̊͑͑͒͐̌̾̂̇̓̾̑̃̿́̈́̌̑̄̍́̃̓̂͗̓̐̾̈̂̐͛̌͑̓̓͋͂̀́͛̓͂͗̾̿̉͌̊̓͘͘͘̚͜͝͠͝͝F̴̨̡̢̨̢̨̡̨̧̨̢̛̯̺͕̥͕͕͇̟̤̦̩̜̖͓̫̲̜͉̖̭͔͇̥͚̪͈̻̠̖̦̘̦͎̗͕̗̦͉͙̱̥̱̬̞̬͚̤̭̤̪̭̞̳̻̗͈͈͈̝͇̦̘̼̬͋̀̊̓̊͆͊͐͜͜͠ͅͅͅͅͅ ̷̨̡̨̧̧̡̡͎̮͖͉͇̪͕͚̲͍̘̤̗̙̖͇̗̹̺̠̹̪͎̳͈̯̖̱̤̱̖̫̜̪͎̜͙̲̜͈̼̰̞̘̗̣̥͉̻̹̺̙͇̪͖͖̥̥̬̃̔͌̈́̈́́̎̈͊̈́̎͆͂͂̿͂̂̎̂̒̄̈́̀̍̌̎̑̊̐̔͌̎̎̑͊̓̈́͒̒̽̀͆͆͊͆̔̽̐͌͌́̈́̾̄̈̊̅̇̍͗͋͐̏̕͜͠ͅͅG̵̢͙͇̣̲̦̟̼̝̥̘̘͉͉̫͉͖͇̙̱̮̜̻̟͍̰̞̤̝̪͚̝̹̲̙̗͎̝̞͖̻̪̬̩̥͉̠̖̼̻̺̲̥̺̓̓̈́̌̍̃̈͒͋͒͊̚̕͜Ȏ̴̢̧̢̡̧̢̨̼̮̰̘̣̮̮̦̟̝͔̗͙̳̟͕̹͈͓̲̰̥͕͔͍̜̖̞͓̥̼͔͉̤̝̟͍͖̼͔̗̟̳̰̯̞̲͈̲̗͌͊̆͛̍͂̀́͆̍̈́̑̈̀̑̚͜ͅͅD̷̛̛̲́̊͌̓̔̇̆̀͋̒͂͐̎̅͗̐͒͗̀̈́͆̐͒͒̄̇͊̏̔̈́̅̇̈́̀̔̓̂͗͆̒̐͑͂̈͛̊̈́̄̎́̓̃͛́͌̄͋̃̀͋̃̕̕̚͘̕͝͝͝͝͝͠͝S̸̢̧̛͕͍̼̯̼͉̟̮̥͙̲̲̞̘̆͑̈͌̈́̾̒̈́͊̇͂̈́̐̉̋͘ͅ  because

because it tastes good!

I love pretending to  stab people

To practice for real stabbing.

I am į̵̧̧̡̧̨̡̧̢͕̘̦̪͙̫̙̹̯̤͓̦͚̹̼͇̥̳̠̜̣͙͈̠̟̻̗̘͙̯̹̲͚̘̱̞͇͍̮̜̫͇̥̠̦̭̪̙̗̦̞̠̖̪̺̤̰̘̦̲͈̲̺̑̋̽̑̋̔̾̽̒̓͛̉̊́͛͑͑̽̈͛̀̉͒̍̆̓̌̃̽̀͆̔̉̀̐̓͐̇̓͋̐̒̅̓́͑̎́̿̅̊̿͆̍́̔̈́̉͂̓̀̑̀́̐̇̅̽̒͗́̽͆͒̑̉̇̀̽̇͂͗͒͑͋̊͊̔̒́̽͐̓͛͐́̊̋̅̅͒̈́̅͑̌͗̄̐̇͗͋͊̓͛̚̕̚͘̚̕̚̚̕͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝ṇ̵̨̡̧̧̢̧̢̢̨̡̨̧̡̨̢̨̨̡̢̧̡̨̛̛̛̛̛̛̛͙̫̩͖̠̪͔̬̫̹̣̙͈͚̳̹̬̰̗̺͔̙̱̞̠̣͔͍̻̖̬̪̭̹̞̫͖͕͚̭̺̳̘̮̪̻̘̙̹͓͕̰̜̗̪̻̬̞̗͖͔̻̼̮̟̹̟̼̭̳̯̞̗̠͔͚̟̮͇̟̻̘̣̱̭͈͔͙̗͈̭̟̭̘͉̰̮̪̤̞̻̖̫̗̹̬͚̘̜̲̙͎̫̺̫̰͎̻̝̙̣͕̲̹̫̬̭͇̙̪̮̬̼̫̤͙͓̫̞͍̣͇̘͈̥͕̺̺͉̥̞͍̳̘̪͓̙͌́̔͐̿͌̀̐͊͗̀̍̌͐͗̀̾̓̄̂͐́̌͐̄̏̌̃͐̓́̂̾́̋̾̈́͆͂̽͑̾̉͑͑͗̉̀̆̃̈́̐̋̈̉͆̈́̽͂̏́̍̎́́̋̆̄̄̂͆̈́̋̈̆͆̎̍͒̒̍͐͋̃̍̎͐̀͑̎͒̿̓̃͋͊̆̒̈́̇̊̈́͒̿͗͂̈̒̔̀̾̃̽̄̐̉͒͆̏̾̈́̈̂̇͂̕̕͘̚̚̕͘̚̕̕̕͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͠ṅ̶̢̢̨̢̨̢̢̢̨̨̧̡̨̛̛̫̻̜̻̭̘̯̝̰̭̰̺̠̪̦̯̗̰̥̮̜̻̱͓͖̻̳̙̙̜̼̣͇̭͍̙̳̞̤̙͔̞̫͇͍̲̬̱͓̪̤͔̖̤͍̺̯̲̫̣͓̺̗͎̭̠͉̭̱̟̰̼̺̮̱̼̩͇̼̟̬̻̠͈̘̞̭͎̼̯̬̫̩͖̤͔͇̜̗̓͛̋̽̈́̏̏͗͒̆̃͌͑̍̔͂̀͒̒̔̆̿̒͑͆͊̆̀͑̉͗͌̐͊̈́̂́̊͒̇̊͒̄͑͗͛́̆̀͊̀̾̅̊͑̾̈́̔́̈͌̕̚̚͘̚̕̚̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅơ̸̡̢̨̧̢̧̧̧̧̢̛̩̭̩̗̙̟̱̥̝͖̳̯͉̫͓͍͎̼̜̝̺̫̱͙̮̹̼̘̲͇̜̠̭̬̹̠̪͖̳̜̤̠̮̹͔͇̙̟̺͖̞͚͖̱̲̹̯̗̹͈̝͚̲͔͇͚̤̘͙̟͉̱͙̰̟̦̣͍͎̙̟͔̻͉͙̞̱̠̜̰̪̳͈̮͕̬̥͕͇̩͇͉̰̟̰͓̩̠̩̝̻͕̬͉̱͍̜̞̭͔̘̯͉̞͉̙̮̼͔̩̻̥̹̘̲̜̬̲͍̩̺̭̻̖̲̩̻̬̬̯̦̜̫̩͎̮̣̗̤̞̤̫͕͖̞̪̺͔̯͙̻͇̎̋̋͗̃͂͒̀͆͊̃̊̃̎̌̐͐̈̑̊̒̌̂̂́̀̑͑̈́̓͑͑̑̎̾͒̓̑̔͐̈́̓̈́͐̌̀̐͐̈͗͋́̌́̄̌̇̔̎͗̅̏̿̿͊͘̕̚̚͘̕͘͜͜͜͜͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅç̸̨̧̨̡̢̡̛̛̗̳̳͙̰̰̬̮̭̝͈̤͚̘̲̺̖̮͍̖̗̙̺̱̦̭̻̣̗̲͙͔͚̰͈̘̠̰̙̫͍̞̻̖͇̼̼̭̹͕̠̳̼̙͈̠͓̟̪͓͎̻̹̮͚̦̟͎̟̗̘̬̜͇̻̻͕͕̻̗̝̬͔̙̫͎̖̰̜̠̱̺͇̬̱̼͈̠̪̳̝̯͎̹͍̥͚̰̫̳͚̹͍͉͇̗͕̮͚̻̮͙̬͍̥͍͚̱̰̭͇̹͕̰̟͎̙̜̣̞̹͒́̀͌̑͑̈͛̀̉́̈̎̍̄̀̄̿̊̍̍̂̒̀̔̈́̓̿͗̒̓́̋̃̌̎͗̈́͑̊́̔͌̏̃̍͒̅͒̀̈́̈́͑͆̐̑͊͊̔͊̍̈́̄̄͐̃͂̉̽͆̅͂̏̏̈̈̈́̆͊̐̈́̂͂̆͊̊͐̉̅͂́͐̑̅̌̽̈́͒̈́̾̂̐͑̀̀̆̇̾͛̊͋̀̐̎̎͂̓̏̇̃͂́̕̚̕͘̚̕͘̕̚͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͠͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅȇ̵̡̨̢̡̡̡̡̛̛̛̛͕̩̩̳͍̦̮̙̟̞̫̼͙͉̱̟̺̪͈͕͙̞̦͔͖̳̱͍̪̖̜͕̪̟̗̱̮͈̪͈͖͎͙̣͔̥̯͙̺͙͛̇̃̅̂͛͌̍̄́͋͛͊͒͑͑͌̃̔͐̄͂͐̈́̂͆̿̾̇̋͐̐̒̾̐͐́͊̓͐͛̆͆͗̆̅̈́̔̋̒̎̈͛̀̓̋́͋̎͋̀̾͐̈͛͛̓͛̒͛̃͗͗̈́̋̋̂̉́̽̽̃̓̇̽͌̈́̈́̈́̕̚͘̚̚̚̕̚̕͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅn̴̨̧̧̨̡̧̢̢͕̘͈̤̤͔͓̜̩͕̜̳̮̹̦̗̘̱̯̲̫͚̲̞̺̯͈͎͚̦̺̙̙͇̞̟̹̲̟͚̠̳̮̤͎͇̣̮̬̳̹̠̲̤͍͎̼̗̯̙̮̰̗̻̬̖͎͉̜͍̩͓̤̂̆̊̉̈́̏̾̅̎̾̊̽̈͌͗̌͒́́̽̊̀̀͗̈́̐̆̽̅̇͑̾̀͑͐̀̐̔͆̓̿͗͆̔̃̃́́̿̈̓̈́̋̽͛͐͗́̓̑͛̐̚̕̕͘̕̚̕͝t̶̢̨̨̧̧̧̧̢̧̡̢̢̢̧̨̡̡̨̧̨̛̜͖̮̳̜̘̘̝̖͎̰̠̝̠̖͎͈͎̙̠̣̦̹̭̩̥͚͍̙̟̙͚̗̝̮̥̯̬͖̥͕͖̺̖̬̰͓̝̱̺̪͈̣͇̗̲̘̦̱̱̮̫͇̝̻̮̜̩̺̩͈͓̩̜͔̬̩̳͓͍̰͔͉͇͎̻̻͓͈̰̝͎̭͈̗̺̮͕͇̹̮̺͔͈͈̩̻̤͙̺̣̟̮͚͈̩̭̗̮̘̗̟̠̮̠̣͎̠̖̙̻͈̘̥͎͍̘̼̤͚̰͕̤̤͔̼̰̠̤̙̼̼̯͓̹̻̯͈̞͖̞͚͕͇̀̈́́̇͋͌̔͐̍͜͜͜͜͜͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅ, trust me bro;