Caw And Squabble: Long Live The Aerie

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 “To be entirely honest, he is an idiot. But… an idiot that would be very easy to work with. He agreed to propose me as Chancellor and appoint my pick of viziers if I wished. The only problem is that he doesn’t… speak quite coherently.”

 She blinks, and nods, as if she's dealt with people like that. "Well if life gives us an idiot, we should at least try to use him for the good of the people."

 She nods in agreement. “Of course, I’ll have to be careful to make sure he is not going off the reigns or duping us. Wouldn’t want to deal with that for three Season cycles.”

She nods in agreement "Would be rather... exhausting and horrible..."

Rolling to hit red with a poison knife to hit: 20 then stealth to get away 19

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Rolling to hit red with a poison knife to hit: 1 then stealth to get away 19

 Arkelia turns around with a shriek, dodging out of the way before she is hit. She does not see where the assassin goes off to, but quickly draws her own concealed dagger from her robes. She is shaking horribly.

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Rolling to hit red with a poison knife to hit: 1 then stealth to get away 19

 Arkelia turns around with a shriek, dodging out of the way before she is hit. She does not see where the assassin goes off to, but quickly draws her own concealed dagger from her robes. She is shaking horribly.

 (Some poor random person is hit by the knife only for the poiSen to not work and the knife to break when it touches)

(I am gonna say the assisaination attempt took place when you and tarasque were talking)

*How does aerie anatomy work?*

*what happened while I was gone?*

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*what happened while I was gone?*

 *Few conversations. My idiot character might get elected. Attempted assassination. New character I made wants to be a songbird. Not much else.*

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*what happened while I was gone?*

 *Few conversations. My idiot character might get elected. Attempted assassination. New character I made wants to be a songbird. Not much else.*

 *is the treaty with the cats still relevant?* 

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*what happened while I was gone?*

 *Few conversations. My idiot character might get elected. Attempted assassination. New character I made wants to be a songbird. Not much else.*

 *is the treaty with the cats still relevant?* 

 *Crap forgot about that. There was this whole speech and the bird people now hate the cat people.*

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*what happened while I was gone?*

 *Few conversations. My idiot character might get elected. Attempted assassination. New character I made wants to be a songbird. Not much else.*

 *is the treaty with the cats still relevant?* 

 *Crap forgot about that. There was this whole speech and the bird people now hate the cat people.*

 *now how am I gonna start a war with the squirrels?* 

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*what happened while I was gone?*

 *Few conversations. My idiot character might get elected. Attempted assassination. New character I made wants to be a songbird. Not much else.*

 *is the treaty with the cats still relevant?* 

 *Crap forgot about that. There was this whole speech and the bird people now hate the cat people.*

 *now how am I gonna start a war with the squirrels?* 

 *The treaty isn't gone, the people just might (probably will) try to abolish it.*

Purcival strolls up to Arkelia. "Would you permit me, Songbird Arkelia, to give a speech to your people reassuring them of our good will and intentions toward them?"

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Purcival strolls up to Arkelia. "Would you permit me, Songbird Arkelia, to give a speech to your people reassuring them of our good will and intentions toward them?"

 (If I kill arkelia now I could blame the cats gid this worked out better then I could ever hope)

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Purcival strolls up to Arkelia. "Would you permit me, Songbird Arkelia, to give a speech to your people reassuring them of our good will and intentions toward them?"

 (If I kill arkelia now I could blame the cats gid this worked out better then I could ever hope)

 *or you could get killed by the cat embassador when he protects her to prove his good will*

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Purcival strolls up to Arkelia. "Would you permit me, Songbird Arkelia, to give a speech to your people reassuring them of our good will and intentions toward them?"

 (If I kill arkelia now I could blame the cats gid this worked out better then I could ever hope)

 *or you could get killed by the cat embassador when he protects her to prove his good will*

 (So a cat killed an innocent bird protecting their bought songbird that would go great with the public)

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Purcival strolls up to Arkelia. "Would you permit me, Songbird Arkelia, to give a speech to your people reassuring them of our good will and intentions toward them?"

 (If I kill arkelia now I could blame the cats gid this worked out better then I could ever hope)

 *or you could get killed by the cat embassador when he protects her to prove his good will*

 *Or the secretary bird will stab the assassin, as yeah that's what they would do.*

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Purcival strolls up to Arkelia. "Would you permit me, Songbird Arkelia, to give a speech to your people reassuring them of our good will and intentions toward them?"

 (If I kill arkelia now I could blame the cats gid this worked out better then I could ever hope)

 *or you could get killed by the cat embassador when he protects her to prove his good will*

 (So a cat killed an innocent bird protecting their bought songbird that would go great with the public)

 *and if he just yells out that someone's trying to murder her? the cat ambassador saves a songbird from an assassin, I bet that would work wonders for the treaty, and through that, starting a war with the SRP*

*So anyone wanna do anything?*

(Can’t attempt another murder so nope unless you want to hire me to murder someone)