Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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YAR SAME YAR HAR HAR!!
BUT MR CAPTAIN DUTH SIR YAR, DO WE BE HAVJNG PERMISSION TI PLUNDUR OVER 2 BILLION BAGELS FROM PLACEAREA YARRR?
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
WHAT TIS THY PLACE WHERE PIRATES ROAMITH FREEITH?
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
THEY CALL IT OCEAN YARRRRR
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
YARRR!
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
YARRR IBWILL BEGIN PREPERATIONS FOR OUR FLEET TO PLUNDER!!!! WILL YOH EB ACCOMPYING US CAPTAIN YARARARRARRRR?!?!?!!?
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
YARRR
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
YARRRR HARRRR HARRR WE WILL PLUNDURRRRRR!!!!
*begin sea chantey music*
Oh yes across the seven seas we will go
to plunder the bagels of the sea we row
and steal the bagels of our great foe
Across the seven seas we will go!
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Arr me love a sea shanty
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Across the sea will we now spread
To plunder the thing that's just like bread
On top it, cream cheese we shall spread
And then drink some of our pirate mead!
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
ARR! If we are to plunder these...bagels...we need a CATCHPHRASE!
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
Arrr, that we do
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
YARRR BUT WE NEED TO FINISH THE SEA CHANTEY!!!
*sea chantey music resumes*
The bagels we need are very plentiful
The cream cheese we have is a whole freaking whale’s full
the enemies defenses are so lamentable
that we will take all the bagels so plentiful.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
ALSO IN TERMS OF CATCHPHRASE, HOW ABOUT, “EVERYTHING FOR THE BAGELS!!!!”
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Our brave pirates lead the way
Defeating the enemy to win the day
But when the bagels are acquired at the end of the fray
We still search for more bagels in yet another way...
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
And after the bagels will be the biggest party
the amount of dairy will make everyone farty
especially that guy who’s name is Marty
Not the guy from back to the future, but from the darty(?)
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Although it's best to be a bit wary
Just ensure that you cut your hair(y?)
We know that we all love the dairy
Very much, but don't be like Harry?
*by now we're stumbling over ourselves here*
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
*drunk on cream cheese*
No need to be wary, weslockes
We are the ones who give other mocks(?)
We fit our arrows to our nocks(??)
Because the enemies wear stupid smocks(???)
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Oh, sure, Lactonius, my dear friend,
Another day, bagels' lives at an end.
Maybe bagels we could lend
To our shipbuilders next time our ship they mend...
A BAGEL-SHIP!
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
Ye've fooled this ol' fox, matey. I began to think this were a place for makin' a pirate person and tellin' 'im where to plunder and murder! I think they call it playing a role. I've no bloody clue!
Ye've got my approval, though, aye. I hope ye've room for a salty fox.
Professional anthro maker. Adohand dweller. Selectively social, grunge obsessed, genderfaun, pansexual furry and therian. The Fox of Adohand's. Friend (maybe foe) of AgateElk, personally. I love everybody here. Need I go on?
Discord: _salems_lot_
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
My Non-Self Given Titles: Sovereign of The Four Seasons, My Child, The Fox, Herr Flaumig, Saint Crispidad
My thread/ Extended Sig: Cult of the Fox. My CHB Characters, In a Google Sheet
Yo dude, that doesn’t even rhyme!
i guess it just ain’t your time!
You look like the rind of a lime!
And your face looks like a mime!
*commence pirate rap battle music*
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!