pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh "When Jenny says she's seen it all, she means from here to down the hall, and she is right in her own way. But I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin' out of string, and I ruin, and I ruin, and I ruin everything.
You cast the spell, and if the spell hits whatever weapon, magical or non-magical, the target is wielding, it is burrowed into the nearest surface it can go into unless succeds a strength saving throw equal to the spellcaster's spellcasting modifier times the casters level. must succeed a strength check of 10 to pull out on your next turn
dagger- dirt, wood
sword- dirt, wood, soft metal, soft stone
axe- dirt, wood, soft metal, soft stone
hammer- none
wand, dirt
staff- dirt, wood
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(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
"The void is a mouth crying to be filled, a blank mind aching for thought, a cavity desperate for shape."
You cast the spell, and if the spell hits whatever weapon, magical or non-magical, the target is wielding, it is burrowed into the nearest surface it can go into unless succeds a strength saving throw equal to the spellcaster's spellcasting modifier times the casters level. must succeed a strength check of 10 to pull out on your next turn
dagger- dirt, wood
sword- dirt, wood, soft metal, soft stone
axe- dirt, wood, soft metal, soft stone
hammer- none
wand, dirt
staff- dirt, wood
Omg ty, this is awesome.
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Casting Time: 1 minute for every 10,000 GP sued upon the target. Range: Self Components: V, S, M (a bundle of legalese) Duration: Special
You channel the powers of law and order to sue a sentient creature for up to 100,000 GP. When you cast this spell a portal to a Divine Courthouse opens, which you must enter within 1 minute or you will die.
You must succeed on 3 Charisma (Persuasion or Deception) checks against your opponent’s same checks. Deception checks are made with Disadvantage. You must also role-play an argument in the case of a tie.
If you win 2 out of 3 checks (or win 1 and tie 2), you gain the amount of GP the initial lawsuit was worth, if the opponent has that much. Otherwise, you gain all their possessions and +1 to a random ability score for every 20,000 GP they didn’t have.
If you lose 2 out of 3 checks (or lose 1 and tie 2), you die.
In the event of a tie (1 win, 1 loss, 1 tie or 3 ties), the DM decides who has the best argument, and the subsequent consequences apply.
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Casting Time: 1 minute for every 10,000 GP sued upon the target. Range: Self Components: V, S, M (a bundle of legalese) Duration: Special
You channel the powers of law and order to sue a sentient creature for up to 100,000 GP. When you cast this spell a portal to a Divine Courthouse opens, which you must enter within 1 minute or you will die.
You must succeed on 3 Charisma (Persuasion or Deception) checks against your opponent’s same checks. Deception checks are made with Disadvantage. You must also role-play an argument in the case of a tie.
If you win 2 out of 3 checks (or win 1 and tie 2), you gain the amount of GP the initial lawsuit was worth, if the opponent has that much. Otherwise, you gain all their possessions and +1 to a random ability score for every 20,000 GP they didn’t have.
If you lose 2 out of 3 checks (or lose 1 and tie 2), you die.
In the event of a tie (1 win, 1 loss, 1 tie or 3 ties), the DM decides who has the best argument, and the subsequent consequences apply.
I dunno, i think it should be 9th level
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pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh "When Jenny says she's seen it all, she means from here to down the hall, and she is right in her own way. But I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin' out of string, and I ruin, and I ruin, and I ruin everything.
Casting Time: 1 minute for every 10,000 GP sued upon the target. Range: Self Components: V, S, M (a bundle of legalese) Duration: Special
You channel the powers of law and order to sue a sentient creature for up to 100,000 GP. When you cast this spell a portal to a Divine Courthouse opens, which you must enter within 1 minute or you will die.
You must succeed on 3 Charisma (Persuasion or Deception) checks against your opponent’s same checks. Deception checks are made with Disadvantage. You must also role-play an argument in the case of a tie.
If you win 2 out of 3 checks (or win 1 and tie 2), you gain the amount of GP the initial lawsuit was worth, if the opponent has that much. Otherwise, you gain all their possessions and +1 to a random ability score for every 20,000 GP they didn’t have.
If you lose 2 out of 3 checks (or lose 1 and tie 2), you die.
In the event of a tie (1 win, 1 loss, 1 tie or 3 ties), the DM decides who has the best argument, and the subsequent consequences apply.
I dunno, i think it should be 9th level
Ok
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh "When Jenny says she's seen it all, she means from here to down the hall, and she is right in her own way. But I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin' out of string, and I ruin, and I ruin, and I ruin everything.
pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh "When Jenny says she's seen it all, she means from here to down the hall, and she is right in her own way. But I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin' out of string, and I ruin, and I ruin, and I ruin everything.
Does Merlin wish to ally himself with the Order of the Lactites?
do they like parties?
if so, yes
if not, no
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pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh "When Jenny says she's seen it all, she means from here to down the hall, and she is right in her own way. But I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin' out of string, and I ruin, and I ruin, and I ruin everything.
NEW LINK
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
ooooooooo 10/10
pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
"When Jenny says she's seen it all, she means from here to down the hall, and she is right in her own way.
But I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin' out of string, and I ruin, and I ruin, and I ruin everything.
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
YAY :)))))))
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
I can’t see the link on mobile is it Blade Burier?
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
YES
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
You cast the spell, and if the spell hits whatever weapon, magical or non-magical, the target is wielding, it is burrowed into the nearest surface it can go into unless succeds a strength saving throw equal to the spellcaster's spellcasting modifier times the casters level. must succeed a strength check of 10 to pull out on your next turn
dagger- dirt, wood
sword- dirt, wood, soft metal, soft stone
axe- dirt, wood, soft metal, soft stone
hammer- none
wand, dirt
staff- dirt, wood
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
Omg ty, this is awesome.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
NO PROBLEM. LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO MAKE ANOTHER, W/ A DIFFERENT IDEA :)
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
I had a homebrew idea that if you could add to Merlin Homebrew would be nice,
Conjure Lawsuit
8th Level Enchantment (Bard, Warlock, Wizard)
Casting Time: 1 minute for every 10,000 GP sued upon the target.
Range: Self
Components: V, S, M (a bundle of legalese)
Duration: Special
You channel the powers of law and order to sue a sentient creature for up to 100,000 GP. When you cast this spell a portal to a Divine Courthouse opens, which you must enter within 1 minute or you will die.
You must succeed on 3 Charisma (Persuasion or Deception) checks against your opponent’s same checks. Deception checks are made with Disadvantage. You must also role-play an argument in the case of a tie.
If you win 2 out of 3 checks (or win 1 and tie 2), you gain the amount of GP the initial lawsuit was worth, if the opponent has that much. Otherwise, you gain all their possessions and +1 to a random ability score for every 20,000 GP they didn’t have.
If you lose 2 out of 3 checks (or lose 1 and tie 2), you die.
In the event of a tie (1 win, 1 loss, 1 tie or 3 ties), the DM decides who has the best argument, and the subsequent consequences apply.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I dunno, i think it should be 9th level
pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
"When Jenny says she's seen it all, she means from here to down the hall, and she is right in her own way.
But I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin' out of string, and I ruin, and I ruin, and I ruin everything.
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
Ok
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
MADE IT <LINK
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
*tears of joyous joy*
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
you can sue people now!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
"When Jenny says she's seen it all, she means from here to down the hall, and she is right in her own way.
But I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin' out of string, and I ruin, and I ruin, and I ruin everything.
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
PRAISE MERLIN
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Does Merlin wish to ally himself with the Order of the Lactites?
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
"When Jenny says she's seen it all, she means from here to down the hall, and she is right in her own way.
But I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin' out of string, and I ruin, and I ruin, and I ruin everything.
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
do they like parties?
if so, yes
if not, no
pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
"When Jenny says she's seen it all, she means from here to down the hall, and she is right in her own way.
But I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin' out of string, and I ruin, and I ruin, and I ruin everything.
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
PRAISE MERLIN
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
DAIRY PARTY FOREVAAAAA!!!! RIGHT ON DUDES LETS TURN THIS DORM UPSIDE DOWN YARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!
(Exact words of Lacto)
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!