Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Is e e eirmseachd nas fhaide na tomhas an ulaidh as motha a th’ aig duine!
You can fight Kede, Death to all, and Blorp at the same time!
…ok, behold! My Barbarian capable of casting 7th-level spells!
Lactonius
As per my morals
Blorp is the guy who one-turned your wizard
Kede is the guy with Death to All's help 2v4 the cult of Jeff
Yes will my wizard wasn’t meant to be good…and neither is this barbarian. But that’s OK! I will still die screaming as casting fire storm even though I’m not allowed to.
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
You can fight Kede, Death to all, and Blorp at the same time!
…ok, behold! My Barbarian capable of casting 7th-level spells!
Lactonius
As per my morals
Blorp is the guy who one-turned your wizard
Kede is the guy with Death to All's help 2v4 the cult of Jeff
Yes will my wizard wasn’t meant to be good…and neither is this barbarian. But that’s OK! I will still die screaming as casting fire storm even though I’m not allowed to.
You can fight Kede, Death to all, and Blorp at the same time!
…ok, behold! My Barbarian capable of casting 7th-level spells!
Lactonius
As per my morals
Blorp is the guy who one-turned your wizard
Kede is the guy with Death to All's help 2v4 the cult of Jeff
Yes will my wizard wasn’t meant to be good…and neither is this barbarian. But that’s OK! I will still die screaming as casting fire storm even though I’m not allowed to.
Then initiative!
Death: 26
Kede: 11
Blorp: 21
…uh oh
24
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
You can fight Kede, Death to all, and Blorp at the same time!
…ok, behold! My Barbarian capable of casting 7th-level spells!
Lactonius
As per my morals
Blorp is the guy who one-turned your wizard
Kede is the guy with Death to All's help 2v4 the cult of Jeff
Yes will my wizard wasn’t meant to be good…and neither is this barbarian. But that’s OK! I will still die screaming as casting fire storm even though I’m not allowed to.
Then initiative!
Death: 26
Kede: 11
Blorp: 21
…uh oh
17
Yay! I go first
For Death to Alls turn
I drink a potion of giant size and attack you with my action surge, and do it again with my normal action
Attack: 18 Damage: 41 and two con saves if hit
Attack: 34 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. and two con saves if hit
PRAISE MERLIN!!
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
RAISE MERLIN
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
MERLIN WILL ARISE TO STRIKE DOWN OUR ENEMIES (fashionably)
he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.
PRAISE MERLIN
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
PRAISE MERLIN
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
DOWN WITH MERLIN
Hehe
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
BLASPHEMY
he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.
I like this
I like this less
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
PRAISE THE MERLION
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Is e e eirmseachd nas fhaide na tomhas an ulaidh as motha a th’ aig duine!I don't praise Cult anymore
If you have a problem with that...
You can fight Kede, Death to all, and Blorp at the same time!
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
…ok, behold! My Barbarian capable of casting 7th-level spells!
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Lactonius
As per my morals
Blorp is the guy who one-turned your wizard
Kede is the guy with Death to All's help 2v4 the cult of Jeff
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
Yes will my wizard wasn’t meant to be good…and neither is this barbarian. But that’s OK! I will still die screaming as casting fire storm even though I’m not allowed to.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Then initiative!
Death: 27
Kede: 13
Blorp: 17
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
…uh oh
24
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Yay! I go first
For Death to Alls turn
I drink a potion of giant size and attack you with my action surge, and do it again with my normal action
Attack: 18 Damage: 41 and two con saves if hit
Attack: 34 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. and two con saves if hit
Attack: 30 Damage: 43 and two con saves if hit
Attack: 15 Damage: 59 and two con saves if hit
Action surge attacks
Attack: 21 Damage: 56 and two con saves if hit
Attack: 34 Damage: 85 and two con saves if hit
Attack: 26 Damage: 47 and two con saves if hit
Attack: 24 Damage: 56 and two con saves if hit
*This is TheGatoLover btw*
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
*pssssst Lactonius! Be Tiamat! It’s only fair since she threw three characters at you!*
he/they. Roleplay and worldbuilding fiend.
I''m immune to all but the attacks with bite and claw that Tiamat can do, I would suggest Bahamet
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
*use bahamut!*
he/they. Roleplay and worldbuilding fiend.
*or a lich!*
he/they. Roleplay and worldbuilding fiend.