Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
You can fight Kede, Death to all, and Blorp at the same time!
…ok, behold! My Barbarian capable of casting 7th-level spells!
Lactonius
As per my morals
Blorp is the guy who one-turned your wizard
Kede is the guy with Death to All's help 2v4 the cult of Jeff
Yes will my wizard wasn’t meant to be good…and neither is this barbarian. But that’s OK! I will still die screaming as casting fire storm even though I’m not allowed to.
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
You can fight Kede, Death to all, and Blorp at the same time!
…ok, behold! My Barbarian capable of casting 7th-level spells!
Lactonius
As per my morals
Blorp is the guy who one-turned your wizard
Kede is the guy with Death to All's help 2v4 the cult of Jeff
Yes will my wizard wasn’t meant to be good…and neither is this barbarian. But that’s OK! I will still die screaming as casting fire storm even though I’m not allowed to.
You can fight Kede, Death to all, and Blorp at the same time!
…ok, behold! My Barbarian capable of casting 7th-level spells!
Lactonius
As per my morals
Blorp is the guy who one-turned your wizard
Kede is the guy with Death to All's help 2v4 the cult of Jeff
Yes will my wizard wasn’t meant to be good…and neither is this barbarian. But that’s OK! I will still die screaming as casting fire storm even though I’m not allowed to.
Then initiative!
Death: 26
Kede: 11
Blorp: 21
…uh oh
26
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
You can fight Kede, Death to all, and Blorp at the same time!
…ok, behold! My Barbarian capable of casting 7th-level spells!
Lactonius
As per my morals
Blorp is the guy who one-turned your wizard
Kede is the guy with Death to All's help 2v4 the cult of Jeff
Yes will my wizard wasn’t meant to be good…and neither is this barbarian. But that’s OK! I will still die screaming as casting fire storm even though I’m not allowed to.
Then initiative!
Death: 26
Kede: 11
Blorp: 21
…uh oh
17
Yay! I go first
For Death to Alls turn
I drink a potion of giant size and attack you with my action surge, and do it again with my normal action
PRAISE MERLIN!!
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
RAISE MERLIN
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are They/them (idc.)
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
MERLIN WILL ARISE TO STRIKE DOWN OUR ENEMIES (fashionably)
he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.
PRAISE MERLIN
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are They/them (idc.)
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
PRAISE MERLIN
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are They/them (idc.)
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
DOWN WITH MERLIN
Hehe
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are They/them (idc.)
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
BLASPHEMY
he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.
I like this
I like this less
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
PRAISE THE MERLION
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...I don't praise Cult anymore
If you have a problem with that...
You can fight Kede, Death to all, and Blorp at the same time!
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are They/them (idc.)
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
…ok, behold! My Barbarian capable of casting 7th-level spells!
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Lactonius
As per my morals
Blorp is the guy who one-turned your wizard
Kede is the guy with Death to All's help 2v4 the cult of Jeff
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are They/them (idc.)
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Yes will my wizard wasn’t meant to be good…and neither is this barbarian. But that’s OK! I will still die screaming as casting fire storm even though I’m not allowed to.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Then initiative!
Death: 22
Kede: 15
Blorp: 18
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are They/them (idc.)
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
…uh oh
26
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Yay! I go first
For Death to Alls turn
I drink a potion of giant size and attack you with my action surge, and do it again with my normal action
Attack: 31 Damage: 53 and two con saves if hit
Attack: 29 Damage: 53 and two con saves if hit
Attack: 19 Damage: 58 and two con saves if hit
Attack: 25 Damage: 56 and two con saves if hit
Action surge attacks
Attack: 30 Damage: 41 and two con saves if hit
Attack: 16 Damage: 52 and two con saves if hit
Attack: 25 Damage: 57 and two con saves if hit
Attack: 32 Damage: 51 and two con saves if hit
*This is TheGatoLover btw*
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are They/them (idc.)
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
*pssssst Lactonius! Be Tiamat! It’s only fair since she threw three characters at you!*
he/they. Roleplay and worldbuilding fiend.
I''m immune to all but the attacks with bite and claw that Tiamat can do, I would suggest Bahamet
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are They/them (idc.)
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
*use bahamut!*
he/they. Roleplay and worldbuilding fiend.
*or a lich!*
he/they. Roleplay and worldbuilding fiend.